don't call me singer

Chapter 1730 Gu Xiaobai's version of "Don't Play Stupid, Yankee"

"I'm coming!"

In a hotel in Moscow, Kotut and Humato, like the most loyal music fans, are holding their mobile phones, swiping the pre-order interface of Gu Xiaobai's new album.

When the pre-order interface flashed for a moment and turned black, ready to be clicked, the two shouted almost simultaneously.

In fact, the two people pay so much attention to Gu Xiaobai's music. On the one hand, they really like Gu Xiaobai's music-middle-aged people can also have hobbies. On the other hand, they really want to know. Kidnapping, and the conflict with the United States is becoming increasingly fierce, what does Gu Xiaobai have to say.

Lin Ke's kidnapping was rumored to be the work of the CIA, which undoubtedly touched Gu Xiaobai's backlash again.

As we all know, Gu Xiaobai almost never speaks out.

He doesn't have an account on social networks, doesn't bother to post information, and doesn't interact with his fans much.

Even if there is something, it is usually his official account of the entertainment company, or a few friends to help him speak out.

If he really wanted to have a voice for himself, there was only one way for him to do so.

Use his music!
After refreshing, the name of Gu Xiaobai's new album was finally displayed.

"Turbulent Youth".

The name is directly taken from "Singing the Turbulent Youth", obviously Gu Xiaobai likes this song very much.

On the cover, Gu Xiaobai is holding a white horse to shine at night, standing on a deserted and silent grassland.

On the cover, Gu Xiaobai and Baima shine at night, very far away from the camera, making the wasteland even more empty and lonely.

On the cover, it can be seen that Gu Xiaobai is looking up into the distance, and in the distant sky, there is something faintly spreading its wings and flying by.

Is this staring at yourself?
After staring at the cover for a few moments, Kurt was about to click on the pre-order but suddenly stopped:
"what……"

Above the pre-order button, another line of small words appeared: "Listen first to Gu Xiaobai's new album "Turbulent Youth" lead song "Don't Play Stupid, Yankee".

"Ha!" Seeing this name, Kurt couldn't help but burst out laughing.

It really was Gu Xiaobai!

At the same time, I don't know how many Russians, when they saw this song, they were stunned for a while.

Gu Xiaobai actually sang this song!

This is the second song by Liu Bai Band sung by Gu Xiaobai.

However, I am afraid that there is really no song that can better represent Gu Xiaobai's attitude than this song.

The song "Don't pretend to be a Yankee" was written before the disintegration of the Soviet Union, and it was sung for the first time at the concert of the Liubai band.

Ironically, the Soviet Union collapsed just a few months after the song was sung.

When this song officially appeared on the album of Liubai Band, it was already after the disintegration of the Soviet Union.

But until now, this song is still the most popular song of the Liubai band. Like the "Splendid Horse" that Gu Xiaobai sang before, every time it is sung, it often becomes a chorus.

From this point of view, whether it is the Soviet Union or Russia, their preferences are similar.

That is, really dislike America.

At that time, the uncle lead singer of the Liubai band, Nikola Rastorguyev, was still wearing uniform breeches similar to a military uniform, but now the lead singer uncle can only show people in suits and leather shoes.

Unfortunately, Gu Xiaobai also really dislikes the United States.

Kurt hesitated for a moment, but he still didn't pre-order the album first, but clicked on the lead song "Don't Play Stupid, Yankee" first.

After clicking, the screen of his phone went black, and then a video automatically popped up.

It turns out that this is not a song, but a MV!

The scene becomes a recording studio.

The four walls and the top of the recording studio are all extremely complicated recording studio structures and sound-absorbing materials, but the area is very large, just like a small performance hall.

Such a luxurious recording studio is enough to make many people drool with envy.

In the recording studio, there are seven or eight young people standing or sitting.

Gu Xiaobai sat next to the drum kit at the back and said, "Then shall we start?"

"let's start!"

The camera turned to a little fat man, holding a bayan accordion, and pressing the right button with both hands.

A very metallic sound sounded.

The bayan accordion is a key button accordion. Compared with the keyboard accordion, the biggest difference is that the keys of the right hand are not keyboards, but round buttons.

These buttons are densely arranged, which can make it easier for the player to play music in multiple ranges, and greatly reduce the difficulty of playing.

The bayan is one of the most distinctive musical instruments in Russia. As long as the bayan accordion sounds, everyone will subconsciously think of Russia.

At this time, the little fat man was playing the bayan accordion a little nervously. After a series of very beautiful glide notes, the bayan accordion paused, and the camera turned to the guitarist.

Fu Wenyao's electric guitar sounded, and at the same time, Gu Xiaobai's drum also sounded.

At this time, the camera also turned, and the backs of five Honglie security uniforms in red and blue appeared in the screen.

They wore backpacks painted in red and blue.

After the simple two-bar electric guitar sound, the bayan accordion sounded again, and the scene switched back to the recording studio. Fu Wenyao looked up and looked at the little fat man opposite.

The little fat man's accordion sounded again, a series of beautiful free basses.

Then the electric guitar took over again.

The screen switched back to Honglie Security's side. This time, the screen had changed to five figures standing on flying swords.

Hong Lie security!

Looking at the figure wearing the backpack and standing on the flying sword, Ketu Te felt that his saliva was about to flow down.

so envious!
Woohoo, is the MV of this song really a combination of flying swords and backpack flying machines?

However, if we really buy this kind of aircraft, I'm afraid we don't need to be envious.

Maybe I can also experience the thrill of flying on a flying sword?

After all, judging from the current public information, the flying of flying swords is highly intelligent, and the requirements for the pilot itself are relatively low.

A security officer of Honglie Security once complained on his own media that driving a flying sword is not like flying a plane, but more like riding a motorcycle.

More dangerous, but more intuitive, relying on its own posture control to control the flying sword.

Kotut was drooling, and the screen switched back to the recording studio. When the screen switched back again, a Gulfstream aircraft had already appeared in front of him.

"Hey... wait..." Seeing the Gulfstream plane, everyone suddenly realized something.

At this moment, the screen switched back to the recording studio. Gu Xiaobai was beating the drums, raised his head sideways, aimed at the microphone hanging on the side of his head, and started singing:
"Неваляй дурака, Америка,

Stop playing dumb, Yankee..."

Next to it, everyone else sang along: "Америка (Yankee)!"

There were Gu Xiaobai's companions in the Moda Aviation Institute and Alexey's workers, some men and women, some sang and some shouted, full of presence.

Everyone couldn't help but raise their eyebrows, as if they had to shout out together to be happy.

Don't play dumb, Yankees!

Gu Xiaobai sang: "Воттеваленки, мерзнешьнебось.
I'll send you some fur boots so you don't freeze up...

Что Сибирь, что Аляскадваберега
Siberia is connected to Alaska across the sea..."

Then, everyone sing together:

"Баня, водка, гармоньи лосось
Big bath house, vodka, accordion and salmon..."

first time.

The electric guitar repeats, and everyone continues to sing:
"Баня, водка, гармоньи лосось
Big bath house, vodka, accordion and salmon..."

Second time.

This time the voice was a little louder, and everyone's emotions were a little fuller.

The few people who were a little cautious at first basically let go after singing this line. Everyone looked at each other and laughed.

There was also a Russian boy who took out a wine bottle, squeaked, and took a sip.

The screen turned again, to the exterior scene.

The five flying swords have already flown above the Gulfstream aircraft.

Then on one of the flying swords, an air fighter suddenly turned over and landed on the Gulfstream aircraft below with a bang.

There was a "click" under his feet, as if he was attached to the shell of the Gulfstream aircraft.

Then he crawled a few steps forward on the hull of the Gulfstream, like Spider-Man.

Where he climbed over, the aluminum-lithium alloy shell of the Gulfstream aircraft left potholes one after another, which made people secretly speechless.

What kind of adsorption device is on his hands and feet?It turns out that it does not use magnetic force or air pressure, but a real physical "adsorption"!
The hard and high-strength aluminum-lithium alloy is like cork in front of it.

Because of his existence, the wind resistance of the Gulfstream aircraft shell was changed, and the entire aircraft seemed to vibrate slightly, but he did not seem to be affected.

This kind of body-covered backpack aircraft is not only an aircraft, but also an auxiliary power exoskeleton. Otherwise, it is impossible for ordinary people to climb on the shell of the aircraft at this speed.

The security officer then climbed onto a porthole of the Gulfstream jet and peered in.

There were four or five men inside.

One of them had handcuffs on his hands, a swollen side face, and he huddled on the seat a little listlessly.

It was Lin Ke!

"Damn it!" At this moment, Ketu Te confirmed this point.

Where is this MV, this is the real rescue video!

After the security officer confirmed the target, he attached a camera to the porthole, and then turned his head back.

After a while, he installed cameras on multiple portholes, and took pictures of the inside of the portholes from multiple angles.

Lin Ke was sitting in the middle of the plane, with a strong man sitting beside him, and on the other side, two men were talking in a low voice.

On the surface, there is nothing that can identify the identities of these people, but there is no doubt that these people are agents of the CIA.

Seeing this, everyone feels extra exciting!

Whether it's American blockbusters or other movies, only the CIA is in charge of raiding others, but now, everything is reversed.

Stimulate!

At this moment, the singing began again:
"Неваляй дурака, Америка,

Stop playing dumb, Yankee

Заморямискучаеш, поди.
Will it be boring often on the other side of the strait?
Что Сибирь, что Аляскадваберега
Siberia is connected to Alaska across the sea
Бабы, кони, раздольев пути!
girl riding a horse all the way carnival

Бабы, кони, раздольев пути!
The girl rode a horse all the way to carnival..."

In the porthole, a CIA agent seemed to hear something and frowned.

"Did you hear anything?"

"It sounds like there's music."

"Yes, I heard that too."

Linko suddenly raised his head.

this voice...

Xiaobai's voice?
Why is Xiaobai singing on the plane?
Ke Tute, who was watching the video, almost got rude.

"Fuck!"

So much fun!

It turns out that the things that were absorbed just now are not just cameras, but speakers?
But... aren't you afraid to startle the snake?

After hearing the singing, Lin Ke subconsciously glanced around.

As the boss of Kelin Flying, there are few people in this world who understand the abilities of backpack flying machines and flying swords better than Lin Ke.

Someone must have come to rescue him.

Lin Ke looked around, and quietly tightened his seat belt.

"What is this?"

"When did it appear?"

CIA agents finally discovered the camera attached to the porthole.

Although this thing is small, it is also quite conspicuous.

A CIA agent cautiously approached the porthole, leaned forward and looked over.

Then he saw, behind the porthole, a head wearing a helmet suddenly appeared.

"F**K!"

The CIA agent went straight to the point.

"There are enemies!"

"They're chasing!"

"This is impossible!"

It is normal for a plane to be chased by someone while it is flying in the air.

After all, Gulfstream planes don't fly fast.

But it would be too strange to have a person lying outside the window.

At this moment, they heard a scream coming from the front.

"S**t!" Someone came in from the cockpit!

How can people get in the cockpit?
They must have broken the windshield!

If the windshield is broken, what is the status of the pilot now?
I'm afraid the bad luck will be less.

"I'll go ahead and have a look, you guys..." A man who looked like the leader just said something before he stopped.

With a "huh", the sound of the wind poured in, and the door leading to the cockpit opened and closed again.

A man wearing a red and blue backpack appeared in the cockpit.

"Don't move! Stop!"

Several black holes were aimed at him.

The man with the red and blue backpack turned a deaf ear and continued to rush forward.

Even though he was in the cabin now, the CIA agent in front did not hesitate to shoot.

"Bang bang" several gunshots, in exchange for a scream.

A few bullets hit the man's body, but bounced back directly, and one of the bullets ricocheted and injured one of his own people.

Several CIA agents looked at each other, put away their guns, took out their knives, or picked up something as a weapon.

The man in the red and blue backpack appeared to grin behind the mask, then waved his hand.

seems to be saying.

"Come on, let's go up together."

A fight in the cabin begins.

The singing continues:

"Тёмной улицы, девкиумницы,

dark street, smart girl

Любодорогоспляшемкадрил.
let's dance together

Что Сибирь, что Аляскадваберега
Siberia is connected to Alaska across the sea
Свадьба, эхзапотевший пузырь
What a wedding, hey, it's just a fantasy

Свадьба, эхзапотевший пузырь
What kind of wedding, hey, it's just a fantasy..."

(End of this chapter)