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Chapter 492 If you want to get by in life (add 915 for [Frozen] Ruthless)

Two thousand and seven hundred years ago, on the wilderness, the allied armies of the seven countries of Lu, Song, Chen, Wei, Zheng, Xu, and Cao were strong, strong, and full of swords and guns.

Among the coalition forces, Gu Xiaobai rubbed his head with a dazed expression: "So, why did we come to attack Chu State? Is it because these guys don't pay me tribute, so I can't make a bell?"

Next to him, the white-haired Baigan grinned, not knowing what to say.

Bai Tian opened his mouth to say something, but Guan Zhong, or Hao Fanbo, who was beside him hurriedly stopped him, saying: "Yes, they don't pay you tribute!"

"These bastards, you have to beat them hard!" Gu Xiaobai got up, and then covered his waist, ouch...my old waist...

How old am I...

He looked at Bai Gan and Guan Zhong beside him: "Uncle Bai, Lao Hao, your eyebrows and beards are all white..."

"My lord, are you still talking about us? Your own hair and beard are also gray..." Beside him, Bai Gan stretched out his hand and gently touched Gu Xiaobai's temples, "It's been four or five years since I saw you last time. I have never seen you, I thought I would never see you again..."

Baigan looked at Gu Xiaobai with loving eyes.

Looking at Bai Gan's old face, Gu Xiaobai suddenly wanted to cry.

He sniffed, held back, waved his hands and said, "Uncle Bai, what are you talking about, you will definitely live a long life..."

Bai Gan smiled, and suddenly asked: "Master... If one day, your body is old, where will you go? This person... Is there really an afterlife? If so, where can we meet again?" To you?"

When people get older, they suddenly start thinking about a lot of problems.

Gu Xiaobai was tongue-tied, but couldn't answer a word.

Bai Gan suddenly smiled, turned his head away, and said, "Look, what am I talking about, my lord, you must have always looked like the boy you were back then...I really want to see your real appearance..."

The last sentence is inaudible.

He took care of this young man all his life and followed this young man all his life.

Live for him, die for him, rejoice for him, mourn for him.

Watch him turn the tide, watch him change his fate against the sky, watch him beam with joy, cry heartbroken, come and go, come and go.

But never knew who he was.

Gu Xiaobai looked at Baigan's back as he turned around.

Still strong, but already stooped.

Then Gu Xiaobai also looked down at his hands.

The veins are bulging, and the skin has become loose.

He found a bronze mirror, and what he saw was an old face.

At that moment, Gu Xiaobai suddenly remembered something, and let out a shocking exclamation: "Ah, I know, Duke Huan of Qi attacked Chu... I was greened!"

Next to him, Bai Gan raised his forehead with his hand, Bai Tian lowered his head, Hao Fanbai burst out laughing, and then quickly covered his mouth.

Then, Hao Fanbo felt melancholy again.

Xiaobai finally found out.

But what you said is too straightforward.

With a brat like you, do you know what green is?
In other words, do you have the qualifications to be green?
Only a person like me who was kicked out by my wife is qualified to scream like this!
"Bah, you guys are still hiding it from me!" Gu Xiaobai stomped his feet fiercely, "I'm not happy!"

Why did you suddenly give me a colored hat!

My name is Xiaobai, not Xiaolu!

Perhaps, this is a man's instinct. Although this incident happened 2700 years ago, although strictly speaking, Gu Xiaobai is not qualified to be green, but at this moment, Gu Xiaobai still feels the same.

Of course, this is the same body!

Of course it is empathy!
There have been many absurd wars in history, but few of them were as absurd as this one.

This war originated from a rookie, no...it was Cai Ji.

In order to find a backer, Cai Muhou married his younger sister to Duke Huan of Qi as a concubine. At this time, Cai Ji was young, but Duke Huan of Qi was over half a hundred years old.

Once when two people were boating on the lake, Cai Ji pretended to be dead and rocked the boat. Duke Huan of Qi was afraid of the water and loudly stopped her. Duke Huan of Qi hurried back to his mother's house.

Qi Huangong's original intention was to let Cai Ji go home to calm down, write a letter of repentance, and send a message saying "My husband, I was wrong, don't be angry", and took her back.

After all, it is not easy to find a young and beautiful little wife at such an age.

As a result, after she returned home, she complained to her family for a while, and then her family remarried her!
This angered Qi Huangong, the overlord of the Spring and Autumn Period at this time.

What the hell are you putting on a forgiveness hat for me? !
Believe it or not, I will also give you some color to see!

So Duke Huan of Qi took the allied forces of Qi, Lu, Song, Chen, Wei, Zheng, Xu, and Cao, directly defeated Cai Guo, and captured Cai Hou alive.
Say, where is Lao Tzu's daughter-in-law?

What?You actually remarried her to the state of Chu?

Come on, let's show Chu State some color!
Therefore, the coalition forces came directly based on the state of Chu.

This is the Duke Huan of Qi's attack on Chu in history!

400 years later, when the King of Qin wanted to annex Anling, he once said twelve words: "The wrath of the emperor, lay down millions of corpses, and bleed for thousands of miles."

Fortunately, it is the Spring and Autumn Period. The wars in the Spring and Autumn Period still have the word "righteousness" in them. It is not like in the later Warring States period, when one country was killed, millions were killed...

But no matter what age, the king was angry and blood flowed.

"What's the situation now?" Gu Xiaobai asked.

"Your Majesty, Xiong Yun, King of Chu Cheng, sent someone to discuss peace with us, and the envoy should be here soon..." Hao Fanbo said.

"Hmph, you bastard! Give me the envoy first..." Gu Xiaobai was furious.

How can I bear being green!

It doesn't matter who it is, anyway, if you come from Chu State, one will kill the other, and two will kill the other!
It's not the same as being green, it's always played like this on TV anyway!

"Your Majesty, are you really going to do this?" Bai Tian pressed his sword with one hand, eager to try.

He just likes the young master's unscrupulous character!

simply!

Before he finished speaking, he heard an exclamation from outside.

"Where am I?"

"Is Xiaobai playing a prank on me? Xiaobai, Xiaobai, come out..."

Gu Xiaobai used his hands to increase the amount...

System, what did you do to me again!
Why do you give me this every time I want to kill someone!
Believe it or not, I greened you too!

"Who is this person? Could it be... Master Xiao Hei brought Pan Guoxiang here too?" Hao Fanbo knew the identity of the outsider after a little thought.

Next to him, Bai Gan and the others also showed curious expressions, why is there another one?
Bai Tian asked Gu Xiaobai: "Your Majesty, what should we do now?"

Is this to kill or not to kill?

Gu Xiaobai had a terrible headache.

How to kill this?

"Let him in first..." Gu Xiaobai sighed.

Damn, if you want to get by in life, you have to have some green on your head...

For the time being, let him live!

"Spring and Autumn Zuo Zhuan Four Years of Gong Xi" contains: Qihou Chen, the teacher of the princes, and Qu Wan ride to watch... Qihou said, who can resist it with this crowd of battles? Ke, to say, if you use your virtue to sue the princes, who dares to refuse to accept it? If you use your strength to make the Chu Fangcheng a city, and the Han River as a pond, although there are many, it is useless. Qu Wan and the princes' alliance...

(Duke Huan of Qi set aside the coalition army and took a car inspection with the envoy Qu Wan. Duke Huan of Qi said, "I have so many troops, who can defend me? If you attack a city with this, what city can't be broken? Qu Wan said, if you use virtue to rule Royal lords, who dares to disobey you? If you bully our country of Chu with military power, our country of Chu will use Fangcheng Mountain as its city wall and Han River as its moat. No matter how many of you there are, it will be useless, so the two sides formed an alliance.)
The wonderful debates in the history books were all fabricated by later generations. The fact is that a man named Pan Guoxiang accidentally crossed into Qu Wan's body, and he had a mental breakdown.

"I didn't say anything, they asked me to say it, I'm a science student, how can I remember this kind of history!"

In an interview, a traveler who did not want to be named said so.

(End of this chapter)