don't call me singer

Chapter 693 The Teenager Busy Dominating the Whale Pop Music World

That day, another video went viral on the Internet.

Under the blue sky and above the blue sea, the white Zhongjun, the handsome boy, and the cute humpback whale are singing "Single Dog Song" together.

The teenager sings the lyrics, the humpback whale sings the melody.

One singing and one harmony, one person and one whale, the picture is too beautiful to be true.

In the recording, although there were some sounds of wind and waves, the chants of the boy and the whale were still extremely clear.

The boy's crooning and the whale's humming sounded like the sound of heaven.

Humming softly, Gu Xiaobai stretched out his hand, and the huge humpback whale poked out more than half of its head from the sea, and gently touched Gu Xiaobai's palm.

The scene of the handsome boy and the huge sea monster living in harmony and singing together is really a beauty that people can't bear to touch.

"Beauty is crying!"

"I never thought that "Single Dog Song" can be sung like this!"

"I want to listen to the whale version of the single dog song!"

"Xiao Bai, please add this song to the album!"

"Whale Whale is so smart that he can really sing "Song of the Single Dog"!"

"Is this the song of the single whale?"

"Is this whale still single?"

"Humpback whales are monogamous creatures. If they have a mate, they usually move together. This whale moves alone. It may really be a single dog... No, single whale!"

Then the boy sat down by the fence, looked at the behemoth below, and uttered various unpredictable syllables.

Below, the subtitles appear:

"You said, as a single dog, what are you doing pestering me all day without finding a girlfriend first?"

The giant whale shook its head like a rattle, then turned around and swam around in the water, wagging its head and tail.

Subtitle: "￥@!￥#%...&!"

Barrage hurricane: "Subtitles, please don't be lazy, please translate the words of the whale!"

Gu Xiaobai: "Why are you still young? How old are you? It's already spring, if you don't look for a girlfriend, the beautiful whale girls will be snatched away by others!"

Whale: "@#￥%%&...&@!%!!"

Barrage: "Ahahahaha, poor Xiaobai, urging marriage online!"

Gu Xiaobai: "Didn't find a suitable one? You worked hard and spent all your time chasing stars, how could you find a girlfriend!"

Whale: "￥#￥%#%...&@#@￥%!"

Gu Xiaobai: "Don't smile, you know that there are not many humpback whales in the ocean now! It is your duty to reproduce offspring! Hurry up and be a responsible whale!"

Whale: "Poof..."

A puff of water vapor was sprayed out, and it turned into the shape of a heart in the air...

On the bullet screen, countless people dubbed the humpback whale: "Xiaobai, I love you!"

Then there are countless actors who will accompany you for Gu Xiaobai: "Bah, it's impossible for us, I'm human!"

"It doesn't matter, species and gender don't matter! I love you, Xiaobai!"

"Go away, I already have little moths!"

Netizens who are good actors, continue to act out their own tricks.

At this time, the subtitle gentleman on the video said: "Actually, I don't understand whale language. The above dialogues are actually all made up by me. I'm sorry, I really can't make it up!"

Netizens immediately complained again.

This subtitle gentleman, why are you so skinny!

In fact, the so-called "nonsense" of the subtitles is not far from the truth.

However, the conversation between Gu Xiaobai and the humpback whale is somewhat different from the human language. After all, the way of thinking of whales and human beings is not the same. Most of the time, they convey slightly vague emotions and ideas, and it is difficult to fully translate them into adults. class language.

But Gu Xiaobai was indeed communicating with the humpback whale, and the result of the communication made Gu Xiaobai really helpless and entangled.

Modern society is no longer like the Ming Dynasty. As human monsters began to stretch out to the sea, the number of these giant beasts in the deep sea has become very small.

Any humpback whale is very important in their group.

Moreover, what followed me at that time was a large family of humpback whales, who could take care of each other and reproduce.

But this whale is alone.

Moreover, there are humans hunting them, posing a threat to their survival.

So this guy refused to leave, and Gu Xiaobai didn't know what to do with him.

He was really worried about this humpback whale, because of him, he had undue trust in humans, and lost his vigilance towards other ships...

If you encounter a whaling ship, you still foolishly lean over it...

But for everyone else on board, they really loved the big guy.

On the Zhongjun, Gu Xiaobai wore headphones and adjusted the Zhongjun's underwater acoustic transducer.

After some back-and-forth debugging, the underwater acoustic transducer array is finally ready for underwater sound amplification.

In other words, from now on, the Zhongjun can be moved as often as it likes.

But the real function of this set of equipment is not only that.

At this moment, the humpback whale was about ten nautical miles away from the Zhongjun.

"Let's start the directional sound test... start playing the test sound, can you hear it?"

In the earphones, there was a response from the humpback whale.

"Swim forward 500 meters...test test, can you still hear me?"

It was quiet.

Apparently the humpback didn't hear the sound.

Gu Xiaobai adjusted the pointing direction, pointed to the current location of the humpback whale, and continued to give instructions: "Dive 200 meters."

Looking at the sonar, the humpback whale listened to Gu Xiaobai's command, and cooperated with Gu Xiaobai's test very obediently, pointing to where to hit, everyone was amazed.

Awesome!
It's so arrogant!

Beside, Wang Guanshan watched Gu Xiaobai directing the humpback whale to help him test the underwater acoustic transducer system, feeling very strange.

"Why does it feel like there is an extra wingman?"

"It feels like an escort submarine..."

"It's a great feeling!"

After testing the directivity of the underwater acoustic transducer, Gu Xiaobai went to the deck to welcome the return of the humpback whale.

The humpback whales are having fun on the sea, and they seem to be very happy to help Gu Xiaobai.

Gu Xiaobai was even more entangled.

This guy is friendly but doesn't ask for anything in return. This kind of devotion makes Gu Xiaobai feel even more unworthy.

What can he do for this big guy?
"Xiaobai, don't worry, at worst we will raise this big guy!" Jiang Wei said.

What are you afraid of, we have money!
"A humpback whale probably eats more than 1000 tons of food a year..." Gu Xiaobai rolled his eyes, "Are you sure we can afford it?"

Jiang Wei: "..."

The humpback whale tilted its head, played happily on the water for a while, and then sank into the water.

It kept sinking, sinking, until it sank into hundreds of meters of water.

Then, a melodious singing sounded.

"Singles Song".

(End of this chapter)