Invincible Lucky Ring

"Haha, it's okay, let's sit down and eat, come on, Brother Tang, sit down!" The fat man pressed Tang Tian's shoulder with a smile, and pressed Tang Tian on the chair.

"Hmph!" Ye Haotian saw that the situation did not go as he expected, causing Tang Tian and Xie Yunuo to break up. Depressed, he snorted coldly and returned to his seat.

Seeing that Xie Yunuo and Fatty were sitting at her table, Lin Zhiruo lowered her head with a somewhat embarrassed expression, not daring to look at anyone.

Xie Yunuo smiled slightly, changed seats and came next to Lin Zhiruo.

Xie Yunuo's move made the three people at the table very nervous.

"Don't be nervous, hehe, I just want to ask what happened today? Why? You don't want to tell me, do you?" Xie Yunuo sat down, looked at the nervous Lin Zhiruo, smiled and said .

"Actually... Actually, I have nothing to do with Tang Tian. He is not my boyfriend. He is playing my boyfriend today. I don't like Ye Haotian, so I want him to give up. Sister Yunuo, you won't Are you angry with me?" At this point, Lin Zhiruo mustered up her courage and looked up at Xie Yunuo.

"It turns out to be like this, hehe, don't worry, I won't be angry with you, come, eat a hairy crab!" After Xie Yunuo smiled, he picked up the chopsticks, picked up a hairy crab from the plate in front of Tang Tian and put it on the table. Lin Zhiruo's bowl.

"Hee hee, thank you sister Yunuo! You can eat one too!" Lin Zhiruo, who relaxed, stood up, and also took a hairy crab from Tang Tian's plate and put it on Xie Yunuo's plate.

The two superb beauties just started to eat the hairy crabs with a smile on their faces.

"Hey, let me tell you, there are so many delicious things on this table, why do you just vent your anger on the hairy crabs on my plate? Huh, these are all mine! Squeak...!" After finishing speaking, Tang Tian gritted his teeth Eating hairy crabs.

Seeing the two girls talking and laughing like this, Tang Tian knew that the misunderstanding was cleared up, so he completely let go of his heart and focused on dealing with the hairy crabs.

"Hey, Brother Tang, what's going on here?" The somewhat confused fat man quietly asked in a low voice by Tang Tian's ear.

Xie Yunuo, who was still very angry just now, suddenly smiled, like a normal person?Could it be because of Tang Tian's fingers?

Fatty doesn't understand...

"Eat your hairy crabs, hum!" Tang Tian angrily picked up a hairy crab and handed it to the fat man.

Ye Haotian at the other table looked at Tang Tian talking and laughing at this table, and felt even more angry in his heart.

Mitsui Koji beside Ye Haotian smiled and said: "Mr. Ye, it can be seen that you don't like that Tang Tian, ​​do you want me to teach you a lesson?"

A gleam flashed in Ye Haotian's eyes, but then he sighed and said: "Forget it, he is very skilled, and your person may not be his opponent!"

"Hey, you misunderstood, I didn't want to do something to him, but some of my people have a lot of alcohol, let's compete with him, hey!" Mitsui Koji laughed.

"Really? That's really great... Uh...!" Just when Ye Haotian was happily preparing to let Mitsui Koji's people pour Tang Tian down, Tang Tian came to their table.

How could Tang Tian, ​​who suffered such a big dark loss today, bypass Ye Haotian so easily, after eating the hairy crabs on the plate, he decided to come over and teach Ye Haotian a lesson.

Of course, this lesson is not to do anything to Ye Haotian, but to punish the turntable with luck.

Regarding the conversation between Mitsui Koji and Ye Haotian just now, Tang Tian naturally heard it clearly, and sneered in his heart: Zhengchou couldn't find those two super ninjas, but you gave me a good idea. People drink, and the two who don't fall down in the end must be the so-called super ninjas.

"Come on, Young Master Ye, I would like to offer you a toast. Thank you for your hospitality today. Hairy crabs are delicious. You must pack some for me when I leave later, otherwise I won't be able to eat them later, hehe!" Holding a glass of Moutai After coming to Ye Haotian, Tang Tian said with a smile.

"Haha, as long as Mr. Tang likes it, after the banquet is over, I will definitely pack a dozen hairy crabs for you to take away, haha!" After speaking, Ye Haotian and Tang Tian lightly touched their wine glasses, and the two poured their glasses together at the same time. The white wine in the bottle is dry.

"Hey...!" After drinking a glass of white wine, Tang Tian activated the lucky punishment wheel, aimed at Ye Haotian and turned it.

After Xiaojian's guidance, Tang Tian figured out the group attack of intermediate punishment. If you use the lucky punishment wheel on a group of people, then this group of people will all receive lucky punishment. If you use it on one person alone, then only It is the one who enjoys this punishment.

"Puff...Puff...Puff...!" Suddenly, a burst of extremely loud farts resounded throughout the banquet hall.

Everyone in the hall was stunned by the sound of farting.

Immediately afterwards, all the people at the table where Ye Haotian was sitting puffed up their cheeks, covered their noses with their palms, and looked at Ye Haotian dumbfounded.

Ye Haotian only felt his stomach growl, followed by another loud fart, rushing out from the chrysanthemum in his buttocks.

"Puff...Puff...Puff...!"

At this time, Ye Haotian's face was embarrassment, and two consecutive loud farts completely destroyed his dignity.

As the saying goes, loud farts don't stink, and stinky farts don't sound loud.

But this common saying doesn't work on Ye Haotian's body. Ye Haotian's farts are loud, but they also stink.

The people sitting in the banquet hall have never heard such a loud fart in their life.Ye Haotian's farts are very smelly, and the people sitting here have never smelled such smelly farts.

"Papapa...haha, Young Master Ye's farts are as extraordinary as he himself is. To be able to fart so loudly and smell so bad is beyond my reach. Admiration, admiration!"

After admiring Ye Haotian's loud fart, Tang Tian stood up with an expression of admiration, and shouted at Ye Haotian.

Looking at Ye Haotian's liver-colored face, Tang Tian laughed and said, "Young Master Ye, don't be shy, as the saying goes: Fart, fart, fart, fart is the breath of life! If you don't let go of a fart, hold it back Bad heart. No farts. Exercising. Let farts, feel good. If you fart loudly, you can be a principal. If you fart badly, you can be a professor. When the fart sounds, everyone applauds, haha, clap Papa...the applause rang out...!"

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, no one dares to applaud as brazenly as Tang Tian.

"Puchi...!" The two beauties, Lin Zhiruo and Xie Yunuo, were still shyly covering their nostrils to prevent the smell of fart from getting in, but when they heard Tang Tian's nonsense about fart, they couldn't hold back immediately. Both laughed out loud.