Fairy Doctor

Chapter 1823
Chapter 1823
"You're starving to death. Your fat body is just like fertilizer. Get up." Lin Yu slapped Monk Hua angrily. Hearing Lin Yu's voice, Monk Hua got up from the stake.

"You bastard surnamed Lin, you're finally here." Seeing Lin Yu, Monk Hua almost shed tears, thinking that the abbot here is really good at torturing people, Monk Hua is notoriously coquettish, Sometimes his master can't do anything about him, but here, he was tortured almost to the point of tears.

"Okay, not bad." Lin Yu looked at the wooden piles that had fallen all over the place, and said with a smile, "Did you chop all these firewood?"

"Nonsense, it wasn't me who chopped it up, could it be you who did it?" Monk Hua sat down angrily, he sighed and said, "Hey, there is really no way out in this world."

"You don't know how much that bald donkey Jinghai can torture people. It's fine if he asks me to do the heaviest work. The most important thing is that he doesn't give me delicious food."

"I don't believe they don't even let you eat rice." Lin Yu said with a bit of irony: "It's because there is no meat in this dish, so it doesn't suit your taste, you wine and meat monk."

"It's okay to have no meat, we are not people who can't bear hardships, but do you know what the old monk gave me to eat? There are no green leaves, but all vegetable stems, which are hard and hard to bite. The most important thing is that there is little oil and salt. Put it on, look, look at me now that I am hungry and thin, let me tell you that my eyes are dizzy from hunger now."

"Well, yes, it's time to lose weight with your fat body." Lin Yu laughed loudly and said, "Who can blame this? You are also audacious. Forget about drinking and eating meat in the monastery, how can you still lose weight?" Dare to harass the female pilgrims here, you are really brave."

"Heaven and earth conscience, this, who said this?" Monk Hua almost cried, "Did the little monk tell you this?"

"Yeah, isn't that the case?" Lin Yu looked at Monk Hua inexplicably and said, "The little monk said that you touched the female pilgrim's butt, and was slapped in the face."

"Do you believe this too? Monk Hua is a principled person." Monk Hua was furious: "It was the woman who took the initiative to seduce me and failed, and finally became angry and hit me. Let me tell you that I am a man of principles. Hit a good home."

"Forget it, flies never stare at seamless eggs." Lin Yu shook his head helplessly and said, "If you are really clean and self-sufficient, like a saint, I don't believe that woman can really accuse you."

"That's the truth. If you don't believe me, there's nothing I can do." Monk Hua looked at Lin Yu resentfully and said, "It seems that I can't clean it up even if I jumped into the Yellow River this time. What should I do?"

Monk Hua patted his forehead in distress and said, "I've been in this place for almost a week. I can't eat well, sleep well, and I have to do these things all day long. I've lived so long, my master, and even my master has never done this. Cleaned me up."

"Haha." Seeing Monk Hua's aggrieved face, Lin Yu couldn't help laughing.

"Okay, okay, stop laughing, and quickly find a way to take me out, otherwise I will definitely be killed by that old monk here." Monk Hua sighed: "Hey, my Xiaowei Come to see me, every time they stop me outside."

"Your Xiaowei?" Lin Yu was a little confused: "Which Xiaowei?"

"You are stupid, last time it was the little girl who set up a stall under the overpass and was forced to collect protection fees by the underworld, you and I beat the enemy away, Xiao Wei, the one who has a good drinker." When Monk Hua mentioned Xiao Wei , with a look of obsession.

"Oh, I remembered." Lin Yu suddenly realized, he stared at Monk Hua and said: "Monk, pay attention, she is still a child, still studying, either you return to the vulgar, or you stay away from her, her family is not Will allow her to marry a monk."

"Return to vulgarity." Monk Hua said with some distress: "Do you think I don't want to? My master is the only inheritor. If I return to vulgarity, he is afraid that he will also tear us up when he goes to the ends of the earth."

"Hey, then there's nothing I can do. I can't help you, I can't beat your master." Lin Yu looked at Monk Hua with some regret and said, "Then what do you want to do in the future?"

"What can I do? Take one step at a time, and I don't believe it anymore. In this world, lovers can't become family members." Monk Hua shook his head and said, "Now, you have to find a way to rescue me."

"Save you? How can I save you?" Lin Yu said dumbfoundedly: "There are two monks outside now, and these two monks are not weak. I'm not sure that I won't disturb the people in the temple before I bring them down. "

"You need to know what you committed." Lin Yu said angrily, "You committed the crime of molesting women. This is an important place in Buddhism. If something like this happened, do you think the abbot can keep up with his face?" ?”

"I said, that's not my problem, it's the woman who failed to seduce me, and then she became angry and said I was molested." Monk Hua said angrily, "What do I have to say to make you believe it?"

"What's the use of my belief?" Lin Yu looked at Monk Hua, and he said helplessly, "The main reason is that the abbot doesn't believe it. There are too many old monks here, and I can't beat them. What should I do?"

"Or, let's force it." Monk Hua thought for a while and said: "There are still many pilgrims in the temple, and their monks are scattered. Even if there is an early warning, it is impossible for them to gather here quickly. Will we still be running away by then?"

"Good idea." Lin Yu praised: "But why don't you rush by yourself?"

"I'm afraid. There are many people and strength is great." Monk Hua replied honestly: "With you by my side, I don't seem to be so afraid."

"You're so cheap." Lin Yu gave Monk Hua a middle finger and said, "Okay, let's start now."

"Okay, I'll pretend to be sick." Monk Hua said as he lay on the ground, screaming like a pig being slaughtered.

The two monks guarding the door frowned. They could clearly hear the screams coming from the small courtyard. A slightly fatter monk said, "Brother, what's going on inside?"

"What else can I do? Monk Hua is the only one in there. Can anyone else make this cry besides him?" said the thinner monk.

"But I feel that this voice is a bit wrong." The fatter monk frowned and said, "Go and have a look, maybe he is sick. The monk hasn't eaten for several days and nights."

"Don't worry, it's okay, that guy is full of fat, even if he is hungry for a few days, he will be fine." The thin man smiled slightly and said, "I'm saying, that kid is strong and has a lot of tricks, we two must not Bewitched by him."

(End of this chapter)