The Yuan Family of the Three Kingdoms I call the shots

Chapter 144
Blow the smoke, fetch firewood, light the fire, and grill.

The long night is long, the bonfires are hunting, and there is no sound.Time, just like this bit by bit, goes by.

As if conjuring, Lu Lingqi threaded the wild game with the branches in the yard, added some salt that she carried with her, put it on the bonfire in the yard, and slowly rolled it to grill.

The wine jar has also been opened, and the fragrance is overflowing, making people's mouths salivate when they smell it, and they cannot but be moved by it.

When I was young, I saw two peeled and roasted hares gradually showing an attractive golden color, oily and very attractive.

Lu Lingqi raised the game in her hand, sniffed it with her nose, then stretched out her hand and tore off a piece of rabbit leg meat, put it in her mouth and slowly tasted a couple of mouthfuls, her complexion wrinkled, it took a long time to relax, she was quite satisfied Nodding, he reached out and handed it to Yuan Shang.

In the present of game and fine wine, it is reasonable to say that a handful of people can't hold it for a long time, and they take it and chew it.

The problem is that Yuan Shang is not hungry now!

If you think about it, if you eat three meals in one night, no one can eat it. This is not a matter of philosophical taste of whether the food is well-cooked or not. It is a matter of whether a person’s stomach has a bottom line and a limited physical volume.

Maybe it doesn’t matter if it’s Zhao Yuna and his group of Baima Yicong’s idiots, but Yuan Shang doesn’t think he’s a foodie, and he doesn’t usually fit so many people.

Embarrassed, Yuan Shang moved his body, and said to Lu Lingqi cautiously, "Can I not eat?"

Lu Lingqi's somewhat relaxed face instantly revealed a terrifying murderous look, and she said lightly, "What do you think?"

Yuan Shang: "."

He reached out to take the wild game, and slowly stuffed it into his mouth like a stuffed duck. Two lines of tears were left in Yuan Shang's eyes, very wronged and helpless.

Lu Lingqi raised her hand and tore off the meat from the other rabbit's leg, and while chewing it in her mouth, she asked in surprise, "Why are you crying?"

Yuan Shang raised his sleeve and wiped his face lightly, like chewing wax, he put meat and wine into his mouth: "Because... because the roasted food is so delicious, I am crying with joy!"

"It's really that fragrant?" Lu Lingqi frowned and looked at the wild game in her hand, and then showed a heroic smile.

"You can eat and cry. I have to say, you are really a foodie."

Yuan Shang couldn't explain himself, he wanted to cry and had tears in his eyes.

There is a saying in the old ancestors, which is called blessings are unparalleled, and misfortunes never come singly.

She was trying her best to get rid of Lu Lingqi's wild game barbecue, when she suddenly heard anxious footsteps in the hall, and saw Zhen Mi and Xia Houjuan each carrying a food box, walking from the mourning hall to the yard with expressions of resentment, their faces full of plague. Angrily staring at Yuan Shang!

How did these two come out?

Yuan Shang's tears suddenly became like a dike of a collapsing river, becoming more and more uncontrollable.

Lu Lingqi's grilling action suddenly froze, her almond eyes swept back and forth twice on Xia Houjuan and Zhen Mi's body, and asked doubtfully, "Why are they here?"

Regardless, Xia Houjuan put the food box on the ground, pinched his waist and pointed at Yuan Shang and said, "Why do you cry with joy when you only eat what she made? Could it be that my cakes and fruits are not delicious? Yuan Xianfu, what are you doing today? Make it clear to me!"

What a fucking idiot.

Zhen Mi's complexion was not very good either, she squatted slowly on the ground, grabbed the wild game in Yuan Shang's hand, opened the food box in his hand, took out the dishes she had prepared, and said softly to Yuan Shang: "It's the middle of the night. , What kind of roasted rabbits are you eating, are you not tired? Eating decent rice is the kingly way, come here, just try some rice."

Lu Lingqi's face turned dark immediately.

Yuan Shang was holding the rice, he didn't know what to do, but he saw that Lu Lingqi didn't care, and pulled the rice bowl in Yuan Shang's hand to the ground, then stuffed the game in his hand heavily into his hand, and threw the wine jar heavily in front of him He put it down, gritted his teeth and opened his mouth.

"Since ancient times, heroes and heroes, who doesn't eat meat and drink? Eating rice is what women do! The majestic Lord of Hebei, drinking in a big jar and eating meat in large pieces makes him look bold and open-minded! Eat all of these for me! No! left!"

Zhen Mi turned her head suddenly when she heard the words, and glared at Lu Lingqi.

Yuan Shang's mouth was full of surprise.

But Xia Houjuan came to stir up the shit stick again, put the crispy fruit in Yuan Shang's hand with a smile, and said: "Their things are vulgar and fishy, ​​what's there to show off? Elegant people, noble people, need to drink tea Look at the delicate crisps! This is what a person of status should eat, come here, ignore them, eat one and see if you can eat it, and cry with joy."

Yuan Shang looked at the fruit that Xia Houjuan handed over, and was stunned without saying a word.

Lu Lingqi was furious, she gritted her teeth and said, "Don't eat it! If you want to eat it, you have to eat meat!"

Zhen Mi snorted, and gritted her silver teeth slightly: "What's so good about eating meat, Mr. Yuan, don't be led astray, eating rice is the kingly way."

Xia Houjuan didn't dare to be lonely, so he also blatantly followed you: "Don't listen to them, they are all natives and have no knowledge! Fruits are what people with status eat."

At this point, the three girls were taken aback for a moment, then looked at each other, and shouted coquettishly in unison: "What did you just say! I want to find fault!"

"To shut up!"

Yuan Shang finally broke out, raised his hand and pulled all the food in front of him aside, gnashing his teeth and scolded: "Stinky bitch, didn't you see that I am in mourning? Make a fuss! I don't want to eat anything, get out, give it to me roll!"

The three women were stunned when they heard the words, and looked at Yuan Shang blankly, as if they were at a loss.

Yuan Shang's eyes spewed fire, and his domineering aura was like a surging river, endless.

"Why don't you move? Didn't you listen to me telling you to get out, get out! I'm in a panic!"

The three girls bowed their heads together when they heard the words, and said in unison: "Your mother asked me to come, I won't leave"

Speaking of this, the three of them were taken aback for a moment, and said, "You mother also let you come?"

Then each of them touched their heads and said thoughtfully, "Why don't I know."

Yuan Shang was speechless and sighed with emotion.

What is this stuff?
The old lady sent them here, what is the idea?Couldn't it be because of the sudden death of the old man, a mental breakdown, and a demonic obstacle?
"Aren't you leaving?" Yuan Shang looked at the three women sullenly and said.

The three girls shook their heads tacitly together: "If you want to go, let them go, I won't."

Yuan Shang let out a long sigh, but: "It's okay if you don't leave, eat all the things you brought, and don't allow a single scum to be left. Whoever can't eat it will be fucked."

When the words fell, the three girls lowered their heads together and stuffed the food in their hands into their mouths. It was like a cloud in the wind, which made people dizzy and very powerful.

Yuan Shang couldn't help but nodded secretly. These three ladies are not only beautiful and charming, but also possess unique skills. With their strength, they are definitely the masters of the school captains when they get Baimayi.

A little time
"Is there really no scum left?"

Yuan Shang stared dumbfounded at the battlefield that seemed to have been swept away by a pack of wolves, and couldn't help muttering to himself.

Lu Lingqi wiped her mouth, and said proudly, "What's the matter? Back then in Jiuyuan County, I could eat a sheep for a meal alone!"

Zhen Mi gave Lu Lingqi a blank look, then laughed and said, "It's easy to show your eyes if you eat a sheep. When I was in Wuji, I had to eat five buckets of rice for every meal, which is beyond my reach."

Lu Lingqi raised her eyebrows and said, "Who are you? You can speak so freely, and you're not afraid of blowing your belly out?"

Xia Houjuan burped, not admitting defeat: "When I was in Zhongzhou, I didn't count meals. I could eat seven baskets of tangerines before every meal, and I was still half full."

Zhen Mi snorted: "Blow!"

Lu Lingqi hurriedly changed her words: "It's so strange, I was modest just now, but I can actually eat ten sheep!"

"I can eat twenty buckets of rice!"

"I can eat thirty baskets of oranges!"

"I remember wrongly, I can eat forty sheep!"

"I'm fifty buckets of rice!"

"I have a hundred baskets of oranges!"

Yuan Shang slapped the food box in front of him heavily: "Shut up!"

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After a long time, Yuan Shang breathed a sigh of relief, shook his head and said, "I appreciate your kindness, I know you care about me. But you are not following the rules here, so go back, I want to keep my filial piety here."

Zhen Mi was taken aback when she heard the words, and then hurriedly said: "But, your mother asked us to take care of you. If you just go back like this, auntie should be to blame."

Xia Houjuan hurriedly nodded in agreement: "Why don't we stop talking?"

What Lu Lingqi did was more realistic, she tore off a section of sleeve and gagged her mouth.

At this moment, I suddenly heard a faint sound of bells coming from the gate of the courtyard, accompanied by a burst of dull footsteps, which was very clear under the vast and quiet night sky, and it was hard for people not to hear it.

A man and three women all turned their heads to look towards the gate of the courtyard, only to see an old bald alchemist, holding a mahogany sword in his hand, leading his own big disciple of Kaishan into the courtyard with his head held high. Come on, as chic as visiting a brothel, without the anxiety and shame of breaking into other people's houses.

For the sake of the common people in the world, Master Zuo led his disciples into the house to subdue the demons.

Although there was only one meeting, Yuan Shang's impression of the two was very deep. Seeing the two entering the courtyard, Lingtai couldn't help but wake up suddenly, and said, "It's you? Those two seniors in Wen County last time people?"

Immortal Master Zuo laughed, and said very proudly: "It's rare, it's rare, my little friend is really smart and has an excellent memory, but he can still remember our master and apprentice. I am very relieved!"

Yuan Shang looked at the two of them back and forth, and wondered: "You two... are also sent by my mother to take care of my life?"

Immortal Master Zuo was taken aback when he heard the words, then looked at Ge Xuan curiously, and said curiously: "I don't know who is your old mother? Where is your fairy friend? Where is the fairyland where she built a mountain and established a mansion, but she recognizes me as an old man?"

Ge Xuan couldn't help breaking into cold sweat when he heard the words, and said in a low voice: "Master, didn't you say that he is a demon star? How can his old mother be a fairy friend? It should be changed to a demon friend!"

Immortal Master Zuo was taken aback when he heard the words, then his face darkened, he suddenly raised his hand and gave Ge Xuan a chestnut, and cursed immediately.

"Fuck! My old man taught you a lesson? Didn't you see that I was teasing him with sharp words? Do you understand the banter? The meaning of teasing! Stupid stuff!"

(End of this chapter)