An arrogant concubine fell from the harem

Chapter 313

I said, "Call me master, and I'll tell you."

Wu Sanlang changed his words: "Master, what is a handjob?"

I said, "Handjob is a big bird."

What I said can't be regarded as fooling Wu Saburo.A gray machine is an airplane. It is said that the person who invented the airplane in the past studied the principles of bird flight and made it according to the shape of the bird.Moreover, the appearance of the plane flying in the sky is like a big bird.

Xie Xi interjected and asked, "What kind of bird is it? I've never heard of a bird called 'handler'."

I glanced at him: "It's a big stupid bird!"

No matter how stupid Xie Xixiao was, he could tell that I was beating around the bush and calling him a "big stupid bird", and once again he was so angry that he was half dead.

Xie Xi was so stingy that his face was blushing and his neck was thick, his expression was extremely bad at the moment, his nose was not his nose, his face was not his face, especially his eyes were burning with anger, as if he was about to spew out a fire, wishing to burn me to ashes, Then it was gone.

I pointed at him and couldn't help laughing again.My smile is not reserved at all, not ladylike at all. Not only is my smile unsteady, I lean forward and backward, my mouth is wide open, and all my teeth are exposed unscrupulously, without any scruples about my image.

Wu Sanlang looked at me, and suddenly said: "Strange, really strange!" He looked puzzled: "Why does the emperor fall in love with you? There are so many women in the emperor, but I have never seen the emperor like a woman so much. I I don't understand, you have a bad temper, you are capricious, weird and barbaric. Strange, really strange, what does the emperor like about you?"

I stopped laughing, because I don't like to hear this, I tensed my face: "The emperor doesn't like me! Okay?"

Wu Sanlang said: "Who said the emperor doesn't like you? When he saw your hand hurt that day, the emperor was so nervous that his face changed color. Everyone can see that the emperor is like this because he has you in his heart. "Wu Sanlang said again: "If someone else dared to tease the emperor so boldly, he would have lost his life a long time ago."

I snorted: "That's how rare you are."

Wu Sanlang is also smart, he looked at me and asked again: "Don't you like the emperor?"

I rolled my eyes at him: "Why should I tell you?"

Wu Sanlang shook his head again: "You don't look like a woman at all. Do you know what a woman is? A real woman is gentle and delicate, like a wisteria that needs support and pity. And you are too barbaric, Too stubborn, impulsive, reckless, and unwilling to admit defeat, not at all what a woman should be!"

(End of this chapter)