I, the King is a killer

Xiao Yun had put up a piece of black cloth and caged it on his head, letting fresh blood splash everywhere, and the stars didn't touch his body.

The blood spurted for a while and stopped as the body fell.

The old jailer reacted at this time and looked at Xiao Yun in horror, especially at the knife in his hand

The knife is too fast. There is no blood on the knife!

Xiao Yun also looked down at the knife in his hand and threw it in front.

Said, "I used your knife, thank you."

The old jailer quickly squatted down and picked up the long knife. He looked at Xiao Yun in horror and asked, "young master Xiao, are you..."

Xiao Yun said with a smile, "Oh, I said, I forgive him, so I decided not to kill him. Just kill him."

"Ah?!"

The old jailer was stunned.

Xiao Yun frowned slightly, put down the black cloth full of blood, looked at the old jailer and said, "what are you surprised? In this prison, you abide by your rules. If you pull them outside, one of them will be counted, all of them will have their heads chopped off, and none of them will be wronged. Seeing that you are nice to me on weekdays, I will tolerate you, but this guy looks at me with fierce eyes. What else can I do? Of course it's clean! Otherwise, when I go to bed every night, should I be on guard against this boy's sneaking attack on me in the middle of the night? Is it annoying? Are you tired? "

"But..."

"What but?"

Xiao Yun said coldly, "I'm already kind. If I follow my original temperament, none of his family can live!"

"For... Why?"

The old jailer was frightened.

Xiao Yun said with a smile: "because their family eat, drink and Lazar, they don't spend clean money. They live with blood. Of course, they can drown in blood. This is the way of heaven and the way I keep!"

These jailers don't know what Xiao yunshou is. They just think Xiao Yun is crazy!

Killing prison guards wantonly in the prison... It's really the biggest taboo of the prison. He's going to be locked up here. I'm afraid no one can save him.

On the contrary, in their view, Xiao Yun was already a dead man. They sighed and didn't care about it. They let Xiao Yun enter their cell. Shangguan qinger let them in. They cleaned up the jailer's body outside.

All this... It's a little too sudden. Anyway, they can't control what happens later. That's it.

I can't help it. A group of people have a sense of powerlessness.

The almost absolute rights he has in ordinary days seem to disappear in front of Xiao Yun, and he even has a full fear of Xiao Yun.

The news soon reached the warden of the prison.

He is a eunuch, the chief eunuch of the fourth grade. At the beginning, he also used big silver, and his majesty trusted him very much, so he got the fat job of the prison.

Originally everything was fine, but who could have thought that such a thing suddenly appeared. Xiao Yun, a special existence, was locked in again and again, which disturbed the rules of the prison again and again.

This is not good!

At the age of nearly 50, he seems to be powerful and powerful. Compared with the softness of ordinary eunuchs, this guy always gives people a rough feeling, and even looks like a Jianghu hero.

He stretched out his hand and patted the handrail heavily. He said in a deep voice, "if you don't control it, I'm afraid the reputation of the prison will be greatly reduced. Go to a few people, bind him, lock his Pipa bone, tie up the shackles, and put on the shackles. I'll see how he turns the sky and the earth!"

Locking Pipa bone is a folk saying.

Many people think this is to pierce the shoulder blades on the back.

Because the shoulder blade is called Pipa bone, because this bone looks like pipa, so it is named.

As long as you wear these two bones, your upper body is difficult to move, and your arms can't be raised. In pain, you unload the strength of your whole body.

But that's not the case.

It just looks like it's through the shoulder blade, but it doesn't.

With the medical skills of this era, this kind of penetration through the whole trunk, even if it is lucky to avoid several arteries, the subsequent infection will kill people.

To put it bluntly, if you really wear it like this, seven or eight out of ten will die!

Therefore, most of the punishment of locking the pipa bone is actually locking the clavicle!

Use a red iron hook to avoid the neck artery and stab it in the clavicle near the arm!

When the hook comes out, it is shaped, and the front is pulled with a chain, the man is even restrained.

High temperature scorched the skin and meat, sterilized, and people with stronger resistance can barely survive, at least the mortality rate is lower.

After that, no matter how high your martial arts are, your collarbone is pulled, and you can't make any strength on your arm, and the whole upper body can't make any strength.

When the eunuch in charge of the prison said this, he obviously had a murderous heart.

The prison head grinned. His previous good relationship with Xiao Yun suddenly disappeared. He took a knife and several people to Xiao Yun.

What about Xiao Yun?

From the first sight of them coming, Xiao Yun knew what they wanted to do.

It's hard to hide the kind of eyes that take people as fish on the chopping board.

In the face of their malice, Xiao Yun suddenly thought of a strange thing in his previous life.

When he was a killer, he often heard a joke in the chat, asking which one to choose between chocolate flavored shit and shit flavored chocolate?

This is a question that goes directly to the heart and is quite original, which is similar to the three questions of philosophy.

At that time, someone also asked Xiao Yun this question.

Xiao Yun answered happily.

Shit chocolate!

The other party immediately laughed.

Xiao Yun said that on the surface, he chose the essence between the surface and the essence, and thought that the essence was more important. But in fact, is shit really dirty?

Although the number of E. coli is a little large, it seems that there is no harm except this kind of bacteria that can be easily solved? At least, it won't be poisoned.

And taste? But it's all shit.

In other words, if you choose chocolate flavored excrement, you won't have any discomfort when eating. At most, it's the problem of too many E. coli. Isn't it because of its taste that excrement makes people unbearable?

Xiao Yun also smiled.

Obviously, the other party's idea is opposite to him, and the other party feels that he is in-depth and thinks much higher than Xiao Yun, rather than a simple basic philosophy of "surface and essence".

Xiao Yun came lightly.

In fact, in addition to adding a lot of sugar, the taste of chocolate is mainly bitter and sour. You can know by eating a piece of pure chocolate. In addition to the aftereffect aroma, it is bitter and sour.

To people's surprise, excrement smells foul, but it also tastes bitter and sour.

It's bitter and sour... It can even be said that the closest thing to the taste of shit in the world is pure chocolate!

And why do humans think shit stinks? That's because genes are warning themselves that they are nutritious and dangerous to eat.

Smell, it's just "vigilance code".

The other party was surprised by Xiao Yun's words. The first sentence was to ask him why he knew the taste of shit.

Xiao Yun just smiled and didn't answer.

Sometimes, if you want to stand on a higher level, you need "experience"!

This was a very depressed thing at that time, but it was very interesting in retrospect.

Like now.

The jailers felt that they were standing on the commanding height, but they didn't know that Xiao Yun had already stood at a higher level than them.

Because of experience!

He has experienced such things.

More than once!