I, the King is a killer

"Why not rebel? Who gave you the courage to kill the warden of the prison and the jailer? That's killing court officials without authorization. It's a great crime for the whole country! "

The eunuch vividly relayed His Majesty's words.

Including his anger, of course.

Xiao Yun couldn't help laughing at his performance.

The key is that the eunuch imitates too much!

I'm afraid it's a change. When I look at it from a long distance, I really think it's your majesty standing there.

"What are you laughing at?"

The eunuch blushed with Xiao Yun's smile and asked in a deep voice.

Xiao Yun said, "well, don't say it as if you don't know that the prison is a place to hide dirt. He doesn't want to teach a lesson. He thinks it will increase the prestige of the prison, and others don't dare to take care of it instead of your majesty. Of course, I'm different. Since your majesty has done something wrong, I'll correct it immediately. There's nothing wrong."

"Nothing bad?! Do you know what you're talking about? Correct your majesty? Your majesty will never be wrong. You can only be wrong! "

Xiao Yun spread his hand and said, "that's what I publicized. I didn't say I wanted to publicize it. I just corrected it quietly. In this way, he can be really and forever correct! Instead of looking for someone to carry the pot as soon as something happens, contemporary people are stupid, but are you stupid when you think of history? Future generations still don't understand? If he wants to remain famous in history and be famous for thousands of years, someone must help him do something big behind his back. It's better to be the kind of guy who doesn't care about his reputation, such as me. "

Xiao Yun looked very proud.

The eunuch twitched his eyes a few times and said, "do you still don't understand how big a mistake you've made?"

"Why don't you know? It's just a big mistake. "

"You know?! This time, the old slave can't protect you! "

Xiao Yun said with a smile, "Oh? What are you going to do? "

The eunuch bit his teeth hard, suddenly smiled and sighed, "what else can I do? It has been arranged for you outside. The fastest carriage in the capital and the old slave will take care of it at the gate of the city. There will be no pursuers within three hours after you leave the city. With your intelligence, it's enough for you to go to other countries. The old slave knows that you have some contacts with businessmen from the sun and moon country. It's better to go there to make a living and spend your life anonymously. "

Xiao Yun was stunned.

He did not expect that the eunuch had made such arrangements for him.

Then he asked, "what about you? Run away with me? "

The eunuch smiled bitterly: "how far can the old slave escape? It will drag you down when you arrive, and the old slave is his Majesty's servant. Naturally, he will return to his majesty. "

"He'll kill you."

"It's a happy life for an old slave to live to such a big age."

Xiao Yun's eyes twitched violently.

He also didn't expect the eunuch to do so. He didn't even want his own life for him.

"Why?"

Xiao Yun asked suspiciously. He didn't understand.

The eunuch sighed and said, "others are for the country and the people, but you are different. You are beneficial to the country and the people. Not only this generation, but also the people all over the world owe you in the next century and millennium."

Xiao Yun touched his nose, a little embarrassed.

Then he shook his head and said, "if you don't say this, it's impossible to escape. I didn't do anything too much."

"Ah?"

The eunuch felt that what he had just said was in vain. Why did he come back?

Xiao Yun said, "eunuch, you said that I killed so many prisoners for so many days. Of course, including this prison division, it seems to be a big event, but which is bigger than Zhao Wuji's old and immortal urging the whole court to kill me?"

"This..."

The eunuch was stunned and said with a bitter smile, "it seems... Almost."

Xiao Yun said, "so it's strange why you don't worry about me about Zhao Wuji, but you worry about me now? Is it because your majesty is angry? "

The eunuch said anxiously, "of course! You see, don't you know very well? "

Xiao Yun smiled and said, "in fact, I did it because I was in a bad mood at that time, and because they acted too mean. After the degree of 'people', it was the most important thing. I need... Ah, originally I couldn't tell you about it, but now I want to say, frankly, there will be a big event in the world, It's a matter that will make your majesty worried. This matter will make him have to consult me. I must give him a chip, or... I don't know what reward I should want. "

The eunuch was confused by Xiao Yun's statement again.

The eunuch found it difficult to calm down in front of him, and he couldn't figure out what he wanted to do.

Xiao Yun seems to have played a game of chess, but anyone who is not his opponent wants to join in, he seems to have entered the chess game by mistake. He doesn't even know what the chess board looks like, so he can only play on it at will like a blind man

The most helpless thing is that this meaningless son has done his best!

The eunuch shook his head reluctantly, and then said, "in that case, the old slave will go back first, but the old slave doesn't know how to tell his majesty whether he fought or not?"

Xiao Yun stood up and said, "the eunuch can still stay with his majesty, not because of his intelligence, nor because of the shadow of his grandparents, but because you never tell a lie in front of him! This is your chip. Don't come out at such an insignificant time. "

The eunuch twitched his eyes.

Yeah.

Never telling a lie in front of your majesty means... If he tells a lie, your majesty will believe it!

This is an opportunity, or even an opportunity to reverse the world, but it can only be used once.

The eunuch sighed, turned and returned to his majesty. He said Xiao Yun's state in the prison and repeated Xiao Yun's words. Of course, it was only part of it.

Your Majesty was so angry that he didn't know how to speak.

Two meaningless syllables appeared, and then he flew into a rage and said, "is he crazy?"

Then he suddenly asked curiously, "didn't you ask him how he did it? A man was in the prison, but he killed all the prison officials. With one man, no one dared to look up in the whole prison. Those ferocious criminals stayed in it honestly... How did he do it? "

The eunuch said, "young master Xiao seems to have some martial arts."

"Martial arts? Is that the way in the Jianghu? "

Your majesty wondered.

The eunuch said, "yes, but not exactly. The old slave has been to the field. In a narrow environment, he faced the enemy with more than a dozen prison guards. He didn't step back and didn't get hurt at all! Even the blood stains on my body are very few. I've seen some Jianghu heroes. There are several famous figures in the forbidden guards, but I've never heard of anyone who can do this. "

His majesty frowned and said, "do you mean Xiao Yun is still a Wulin expert? He is a dandy. When did he practice martial arts? "

The eunuch shook his head and said, "I don't know, but I have investigated. At this time, I heard that childe Xiao can break off the corner of the sandalwood table with empty hands and rub it into sawdust between his fingers without hurting his palm."

His Majesty was stunned. Then he looked down at the armrest of his chair and patted it twice. There was a bang and even a vibration.

This handrail is also made of sandalwood.

"Is this guy still born with divine power?"

His majesty muttered and then said, "so you didn't punish him, just ran back as he said?"

The eunuch smiled bitterly and said, "Your Majesty, in fact, what childe Xiao said is quite reasonable. The first thing to do is to kill childe Xiao. I'm afraid all civil and military officials will give him this face. Compared with the matter of master Zhao, actually killing the jailer is not a big deal. Even if the two crimes are the same, he is afraid of lice and is not afraid of biting. "

"En..." Your Majesty nodded slowly and suddenly asked, "the jailer of the prison is really so unbearable?"

The eunuch sighed, "only worse."