I, the King is a killer

Facing Xiao Yun's question, Tuoba tianer opened his mouth and lowered his head.

Compared with the death of some people, she doesn't recognize her mistakes, and only knows to keep debating, debating and strive for her own victory, she is very honest.

Wrong is wrong.

Just don't do it next time.

What if you recognize it?

On the surface, what we maintain is face, but in fact, what we lose is character.

And character is often much more important than face.

"It seems that I really have such a problem, but there's nothing wrong with losing my temper with you."

"Ah?"

Facing Tuoba tianer's words, Xiao Yun was stunned.

What is this? Why?

With a wry smile, you might as well get a good sleep.

On the abandoned pipe, the carriage is stable.

In a daze, Xiao Yun hummed a song.

I don't know where it is. It's gentle and soft. It's like whispering, and it's like praying for destiny.

The two women looked at each other and couldn't help laughing bitterly.

Just sit by the carriage and look at the scenery outside.

Let the journey continue.

……

Through this road, we soon came to the border of the Northern Wei Dynasty.

Why are there officials?

Naturally, because there is a checkpoint here.

If not, where is the way?

Standing in front of the Xiongguan pass, Xiao Yun raised his eyebrows and said with a bitter smile: "although the Northern Wei Dynasty is now in a bitter cold, it is indeed one of the places with the longest history and culture. This charm and foundation are really incomparable to ordinary countries... It is said that the northern Wei Dynasty had a large land area and became so small after several tragic wars, Which power did this at the beginning, and how did it shrink so much? The key is why the other party didn't pursue the victory and simply destroy the Northern Wei Dynasty? "

Xiao Yun's words are very irritating.

Especially when Tuoba tianer heard it.

"If the Northern Wei Dynasty had disappeared, so would your state of Qin!"

She's telling the truth.

But Xiao Yun obviously didn't care. He spread his hands and said, "if it's gone, it's gone. It was many years ago. If there is only one country in the world now, how can there be so many things? If there is only one country in the world, it would be good for everyone to live well and live their own small days. What can we do even if we are ordinary people? Isn't it good, too? Even if there is less opportunity to bully other countries, there is less experience of being bullied, because what does this have to do with the people? Everyone wants to live better, just better. "

"Naive!"

Tuoba tianer couldn't help scolding.

exactly.

Xiao Yun's words should be scolded.

But this is indeed Xiao Yun's good wish.

Even he knew it was impossible.

"Nothing. Think about it. What else can be wrong?"

"Think too much. I'm afraid you have to do it!"

Xiao Yun spread his hand and said, "it seems that I can really do what I said."

This sentence suddenly attracted the attention of two women.

Xiao Yun was startled by their eyes.

Quickly straightened up and said in a trembling voice, "what are you doing looking at me like this?"

Tuoba Tian'er twitched his eyes and said, "you don't... don't really have this idea?"

"I... why do you ask?"

"I ask you, you answer!"

"But I don't know how to answer. Many people should have this idea."

Xiao Yun said with a bitter smile.

But then he asked, "Hey, you two don't think I can really do this?"

Leng Yueling said with a bitter smile: "after all, Xiao Yun has done something that many people dare not even think about. Even if he knows it is impossible, as long as he hears Xiao Yun say so, there will be no reason for a panic!"

Xiao Yun scratched his head reluctantly and said with a bitter smile, "how can I have this skill... Well, if you don't say this, you'll be so nervous. Don't be like some people. If you lose the fight, you'll squat there and be angry for a few days without talking. Are you capable of not eating? But I can't afford it with some people. "

"You!"

Tuoba tianer was furious.

Obviously, some people, among the four, have nothing to hide.

"Well, we'll go to the city right away. At that time, let's find the Best Inn, put a bucket of hot water, take a good bath, soak out all the cold on our journey, eat a vegetarian meal, eat a big meal, and then have a good sleep. How good is it? By the way, we have to buy more clothes, which are almost worn out. "

Xiao Yun drew a beautiful big cake and asked the two women to kick out their previous ideas immediately.

Needless to say, just being able to take a bath made them very excited.

According to Xiao Yun's rather shameless statement, that is to say, women's body stinks faster than men.

The reason why men stink more easily on weekdays is that men sweat more easily.

So in a short time, such as a few days, men obviously stink more.

But with the deduction of time, the body odor has reached the extreme, and there is no way to smell any more. Then... Women should smell a little more.

This theory almost killed two women!

Then, Tuoba tianer had a question.

If it stinks, why can't you smell it on weekdays?

Xiao Yun's reason is also very simple.

People's sense of smell is very inert.

After smelling for a long time, I get used to it. I don't think it's smelly. After that, I can smell it again, or after the taste is reactivated.

Tuoba tianer certainly didn't believe this kind of myth.

She also gave an example.

Say toilet.

If there is really inertia, why do you go to the toilet so many times and the toilet still stinks?

She blushed badly when she said this.

After all, women don't want to admit that they go to the bathroom.

They all hope that they are fairies in the eyes of others.

They will not admit that their poop will stink.

That's like killing them.

But

During this trip, I mostly eat meat, all kinds of meat and barbecue.

So

Even more smelly than usual!

She really spelled it out today.

Just want to fight, do not want to admit that they are smelly now.

Xiao Yun shrugged.

"One or two courtesies a day are just a cup of tea. Compared with twelve hours a day, it's really just a moment. Where can it be regarded as smelling for a long time? Smell didn't even have time to become inert, let alone recover. "

What he said is very reasonable.

But Tuoba tianer still refused.

Still don't approve.

Xiao Yun doesn't have much to do.

He sighed and was cruel.

Directly burned a large basin of water.

Then she washed her head and face. She washed for a long time, even most of the time, she was smoked by the steam.

tell the truth.

Her hair was beginning to curl, sticky and heavy.

Now clean, just feel very relaxed and transparent.

And face.

There will be dead skin on your face. If you don't wash it, layer by layer.

Every sweat pore gets bigger.

The two girls who like to be clean will hold a handful of dew on the grass leaves every morning to wash their faces.

It's just that the washing method doesn't have much effect.

After washing this time, she is really comfortable.

Xiao Yun also dried her with a dry soft cloth.

But when she was full of comfort

She was stunned.

Then he frowned, shrugged his nose and smelled

Her face changed in an instant.

Then he lowered his head like a machine and smelled it again.

That's called despair!

It's called a pain.

That's crazy!

She rushed directly into the carriage and stuffed herself into the quilt

The result was almost smoked down by the smell of the quilt.

That's her quilt. It's her own quilt. It's never covered by anyone else.

It was new before.

Xiao Yun made it for her in Wudu village.

So she has no way to blame others for the smell.

At that moment

For the first time in her life, she thought of death.

Even when she was in great hardship, even when she was exiled to the state of Qin as a spy, even when the saint's position was not guaranteed, even when the whole court was forcing her, even when she wanted to put the butcher's knife around Xiao Yun's neck, she never had this idea.

But today, she really thought about it.

Why don't you die!

But after a while, she turned and rushed out.

After smelling Leng Yueling and Xiao Yun, her expression changed for the better in an instant.

Then he frowned and asked Xiao Yun, "when will that inertia reappear?"

"A day or two, soon."

Sure enough, after a day or two, she didn't feel very smelly.

Everything is perfect.

This also made her understand for the first time that sometimes ignorance was also a very happy thing, and she should understand it.

Leng Yueling doesn't have to try by herself.

Seeing Tuoba tianer's expression, she believed it.

And... She knew that for a long time.

She had fought in Northern Xinjiang for more than ten years. After taking a bath every time, she would want to burn all her clothes and armor!

Even before taking a bath, the clothes and armor are particularly comfortable.

She already knew.

I just don't understand the principle.

Now, after listening to Xiao Yun, I suddenly realized.

Not to doubt.

So when Xiao Yun said today, find a place to take a bath, or take a hot bath, and then you can change clothes

This is the most beautiful thing.

Because now they all want to remove and burn these expensive clothes from their bodies. They have to burn them secretly, and there are no drops left.

They came all the way.

It's too hard.

Especially every month there are always a few days

Xiao Yun didn't speak and never said anything, but he remembered those days and always prepared everything for them.

Including some replacement wrapped pants and so on.

That experience

On the one hand, they don't want to experience it again.

On the other hand, he was intoxicated with Xiao Yun's service.

It's contradictory.

Anyway, I finally got to town.

There's no need to think about it.

Perfect!

At the checkpoint, there are only two guards at this time.

They all stood there bored with their long guns in their hands.

They are half asleep and half awake, staggering, but they don't fall at all.

Obviously, I have had a long time of experience.