Alchemists do not need self-cultivation

I think you're making things difficult for me.

"I...I need to ask the president!" she said, and quickly ran out.

Yes, if the president doesn't agree, I can refuse to provide the service.

Ideals are always beautiful.

A few minutes later, the doll returned looking aggrieved.

"The president said that this would help promote the company's reputation, and asked me to write a good letter for this gentleman."

It's truly heartbreaking to hear, enough to bring tears to your eyes.

But Miss Doll is determined to make one last stand.

"Sir, if it's a military matter, I think sending a telegram would be more prudent..."

"Oh, don't worry, it's not business, just a personal matter."

Even personal matters are difficult to handle! What if I don't write my letter well enough, could it cause a diplomatic conflict between our two countries?

I can't bear this accusation!

Miss Doll was almost in tears; she really didn't dare take on this job.

Claudia couldn't stand it anymore either: "Hey, why do you have to write to your president about everything?"

"Didn't you say you'd just find anyone to mail the letter? So I just randomly picked someone."

That's too casual!

"Is there...isn't there anyone else we can turn to? Parents, relatives, or the like?" Claudia asked tentatively.

"I have no parents, and the only woman who can be considered my family is my superior. I sent her a letter before I came here."

"..."

Claudia is at a loss now.

Seeing the somewhat awkward atmosphere, the doll asked, "So, sir, what do you need to write to that... President?"

It seems they've decided to give up entirely.

“Oh, it’s simple. I’ll ask him to give me the presidency…”

"Master, you might as well kill me." The doll's eyes had lost all their light, and she looked utterly hopeless.

"Look how scared you are. The letter was sent in my name, not yours."

But as an Auto Memory Doll who writes for you, I have some responsibility!

"Okay, okay, then let's try another one."

“Please speak, sir.”

"Specifically, it was to express my dissatisfaction with the boss sending me out and to ask him when I would be promoted and given a raise."

"This..." The doll seemed a little embarrassed.

Wanting to express dissatisfaction with the boss while also wanting a promotion and a raise? Sir, are you out of your mind?

If I were the boss, I would have fired you long ago.

"What's wrong? Is there another problem?"

“No, no, I’ll write it now.” He said, typing on the typewriter.

This time, she wrote much slower than usual; there was no other way but to write each character carefully.

Why did I take the initiative to approach and talk to this person?

After a few difficult minutes.

"Master, it's finished."

"Oh? Let me see." He said, taking the letter from the doll's hand.

"Your Excellency, under your wise leadership, my work in the Kingdom of Leiden-Sherftrich is progressing smoothly. I've come primarily to discuss the matter of sending me on this business trip. I initially didn't understand why I had to travel so far, when my homeland still has much to develop. However, through my work here, I've come to understand that this mission truly helps my country achieve its development goals. I will certainly work diligently and conscientiously to complete the task, striving for a promotion as soon as possible."

It must be said that this doll lady is quite skilled; writing like this would never offend a country's president.

The doll looked at Isaac before her, wondering if the gentleman was satisfied with her letter.

After reading the letter, Isaac pondered for a moment.

"I think it's well written."

Miss Doll breathed a long sigh of relief; this difficult task was finally completed.

"But there are a few minor flaws."

Miss Doll's heart suddenly jumped.

"Rewrite is recommended."

Gan!

These were Miss Doll's inner thoughts. Even someone as refined as her couldn't help but curse Isaac in her heart as a little bastard.

"Sir, is there anything you're not satisfied with?" Her smile was already somewhat forced; all she wanted to do now was pick up the typewriter on the table and give Isaac a whack on the head.

Isaac asked, "I remember that the Auto Memory Doll is supposed to convey the customer's thoughts, right?"

That's right.

"But I have absolutely no respect for the boss. All I want to do right now is curse him. It's hard for me to write something so respectful."

I'm the one who's having a really tough time, okay?

The veins on the doll's forehead were bulging. This had never happened before.

She repeated "calm mind" over and over again to calm her agitated heart.

"What kind of letter would you like to write, sir?"

"Let me put it this way, do you even know how to swear?"

"what?"

"Since it's about conveying emotions, profanity is essential; you can certainly include profanity in the letter..."

"Sir, I think..."

"Seriously? You're an Auto Memory Doll and you don't even know how to swear?" Isaac asked in astonishment.

It would be strange if they could speak well!

"It's okay if you don't know how, I'll teach you a few, like beep-beep- and beep-beep- and the like."

"..." The doll felt like she was going crazy.

She couldn't help but want to beat up the person in front of her.

“This task seems too difficult for you,” Isaac said.

Yeah! Yeah! I feel like they should just cancel my commission and let me go!

"Then you should write a letter asking him to hand over the presidency to me. It's very simple and can be summarized in just a few sentences."

Simple my ass!

"Master, I'll rewrite it right away." The doll was already helpless and could only mechanically type on the keyboard.

A short while later, a new letter arrived.

After looking at it for a few moments, Isaac said, "Hmm! I'm very satisfied! You're truly an excellent doll."

The doll was already lying face down on the table, expressionless: "I'm glad you're satisfied, sir."

Claudia leaned closer to take a look and found that the letter was full of profanities.

"Then please mail it out for me~" Isaac said and went to the front desk to pay.

Claudia stared speechlessly at the letter filled with profanities, then spoke to the doll-like woman slumped over the table:

"When you send the letter, send the one you wrote at the very beginning."

"Are you sure everything's alright?" This doll-like girl and Claudia seemed to know each other before.

"No problem, I'll talk to Isaac and your president about it." Claudia could only sigh; she was really unlucky to have Isaac as her partner.

Chapter Thirty-Eight: Find Me a New Group of People

Isaac, who had already paid, returned and saw that Claudia and the doll seemed to be having a pleasant conversation.

“I’ve already paid.” Isaac walked over to Claudia and the others. “What are you chatting about? You seem to be having a lot of fun.”

"N-nothing...it's nothing," Claudia quickly turned around and said.

We absolutely cannot let him discover here that the letter has been switched!

"That's a bit suspicious, but never mind." Isaac didn't pay any attention to what the two were doing.

"Your automatic memory dolls here are really amazing; they perfectly wrote down what I meant."

"Thank you for the compliment, sir." The doll wore a professional smile, but inwardly she was cursing.

Get out of here! Get out of here! Get out of here!

"I will definitely look for you next time I write."

Please don't come!

Of course, she wouldn't say it aloud. She cleared her throat and bowed slightly: "Automatic Memory Doll Service, I can go anywhere you wish, guest."

"Wow! You even have delivery? Can I call you over when I get back to Amestoris?" Isaac asked shamelessly.

If you dare to call me, I dare to quit!

"I probably can't go to places that are too far away."

"That's a real shame."

I don't feel sorry at all!

Claudia couldn't stand it anymore and said to Isaac, "Now that the letter is finished, let's go look at other places."

“That makes sense. Let’s go then.” He called to Violet, who hadn’t said a word since earlier, and they went out the door together with Claudia.