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There was once a fierce man who built a hundred classic giant water wheel release merit machines, each with a thousand spawning sturgeons tied to it. One rotation of these merit machines at the same time can generate 70 billion merit!

This guy didn't listen to the dissuasion of those experienced old ghosts and just let the merit machine spin!

The Tiandao inspection system determined that this buddy's merit data was abnormal and believed that he was an outlaw who had sneaked in from outside the territory. He was trying to disrupt the operation of the merit system. He directly forcibly withdrew all his merits and permanently kicked him out of the merit and reincarnation system and added him to the system's blacklist.

Now, it’s good, you’ve become a blackmailer directly!

Not to mention gaining merit, he is still stuck in the gap between the underworld and the Yang world, unable to move, and has become a famous educational attraction after Guizhan joined the company.

If Lu Wenwu could successfully land ashore, he would most likely go to the Land of Nothingness to pay homage to this buddy after joining the company.

Lu Wenwu was very familiar with the remaining single-choice and multiple-choice questions, and he could complete them easily by three times, five times, and two times.

Next is a true or false question.

[In recent years, electronic fraud has occurred from time to time in the world, and we need to be vigilant. As a member of the underworld, please judge the possibility of the following events happening. Please mark √ if it is possible, and mark × if it is impossible or wrong.]

1. After drinking Meng Po soup, on the road of reincarnation, a handsome old Taoist priest with a beautiful appearance and a fairy-like aura will offer to perform a ritual for you, saying that he can make you a superior person in your next life, and you don’t have to pay anything, you can experience the effect first. ()

Lu Wenwu thought about it and ticked the box.

It has been established that there are people who cultivate immortality in the Yang world and can truly achieve enlightenment and become immortals.

Generally speaking, those great heavenly masters from well-known and upright families have already passed the exams for the heavenly establishment when they were still in the mortal world.

But among the traditional conditions for ascension, merit is a big assessment criterion.

Therefore, it is not ruled out that in order to accumulate merit, there will be old monsters at the level of land gods, who will use unknown means in the underworld to get stuck in the cycle of reincarnation, and rely on face-to-face fast speed to increase their merit.

2. When you are traveling in hell, you encounter a headless horseman. He says that he is an outstanding locksmith and mechanic, and he is the emperor of a super empire. As long as you can help him escape from this ghost place, he will Tell you where the royal treasures are buried, and you can let your descendants enjoy the glory and wealth in your dreams. ()

This one is so famous.

Send sub-questions and mark × without thinking.

He has the royal treasure of a hammer.

3. You got stuck before the end of the Ghost Festival and returned to the underworld through the Ghost Gate, but on the way you met a soaked ghost with a strange shape. He seemed mentally disturbed and kept shouting something like "rich." "Brother v, I am 50", "I am Qin Shihuang, I will make you a general when the time comes", "Grandpas, help Tutu, Tutu wants to play computer" and other weird words, so you enthusiastically took it back to your home. Grave, prepare to wait until he sobers up before talking. ()

OK!

Play word games!

This question must be marked with an ×.

During the Ghost Festival in the human world, some places still retain the custom of placing river lanterns to pray for blessings.

For people in this world, this is a wonderful sustenance.

For ghosts, this is the last bus back to the underworld after the gate of hell is completely closed. If you miss it, you will become a lonely ghost if you stay on it.

Just let your ghost "lying" on the river lantern and drift with the current. When the river lantern goes out naturally, the soul will be automatically taken to the underworld.

What's more embarrassing is that if a person from the Yang world with a relatively strong Yin energy falls into the river unconsciously, and there happens to be an extinguished river lantern beneath him at this time, his soul will also be brought with him. Hades.

In the early years, some unskilled people would use this method to get rid of the bug, and then bring something back to become a gangster.

Therefore, on the surface, this drunkard looks like the other party is a confused man who is having fun and drank too much tribute wine.

In fact, this is an unlucky person who drank too much or wandered off!

The correct approach is to contact the nearest Ngau Tau Horse Noodles immediately and send it to the City God's Temple for special procedures. It can be returned to the sun through the Resurrection Cliff. If it is too late, it will have to be left in the City of Wasted Death.

Saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda.

If you really encounter this kind of thing and help this unlucky guy to repay his yang, it will be a huge amount of merit, which can directly make up the minimum amount for reincarnation as an adult.

4. If the tomb in the Yangshi happens to be built on a dangerous place, after entering the underworld, it can effectively enhance its combat ability and be able to easily kill the creatures in Jinji Mountain and Evil Dog Ridge. ()

In the examination room, everything was silent.

There was only the slight friction sound of mouse clicks and keyboard typing.

Countless reference ghosts scratched their heads, and some even directly held their heads in their hands and scratched their hair, but they could not change the current situation of their own incompetence.

For them, the prefectural civil service examination is undoubtedly extremely difficult.

Many questions not only play word games and hide a lot of traps, but many of them are anti-human and anti-ghost logic at the same time, which makes the exam even more difficult.

At first glance, it turned out that the gang of ghosts who had written the questions during his lifetime came down and entered the papers issued by the central department of the underworld.

The old underworld ghost is simply incapable of doing such an underworld job.

Lu Wenwu did the questions very quickly.

In addition to learning solidly and remembering things reliably, his own brain circuitry and unstable mental state, which are very different from ordinary people, also gave him great help in this exam.

It allows him to better understand the thoughts of ghosts in the underworld and saves many living people from thinking.

Soon, all the true-false and essay questions had been answered, and now it was the last short-answer question that gave countless candidates a splitting headache.

[Candidates are asked to read the following materials and briefly answer relevant questions]

1. Zhang San and Li Si had a bad relationship since childhood, and they still hated each other after their death. So Li Si asked people in the world to plant sunflowers on Zhang San’s grave in a dream, hoping to make Zhang San’s grave very auspicious. Affect the feng shui and merit of the other party's grave.

Zhang San was very angry when he found out. He contacted Wang Wu, a wanderer in the underworld, and asked him to dig up Li Si's grave directly in the human world, leaving his bones exposed in the wilderness and bitten by wild dogs.

As a result, because Wang Wu, the swindler, was not good at business, he misremembered the address given by Zhang San, and dug up Zhang San's grave instead.

Zhang San was very angry when he lost his house in the underworld for no apparent reason. He thought that Li Si had used the same method to retaliate against him, so he went to the local City God Temple to report the crime.

【1】What is Wang Wu’s mistake? How to deal with it?

Lu Wenwu thought for a moment and gave his answer.

Answer: Wang Wu simultaneously constitutes the crime of attempted destruction of other people's graves and the crime of destruction of other people's graves, which will deepen his sins and deduct the corresponding merits. After death comes to Fengdu City, the prison time of the fifteenth level of hell - the punishment hell will be increased. Cut into pieces by a thousand cuts.

At the same time, the underworld should submit a reporting application to Yangjian’s ambassador to the underworld, ordering Yangjian to arrest Wang Wu and execute the judgment in accordance with the law.

【2】What is Zhang San’s mistake?

This is much simpler. Instigating and destroying other people's graves has failed. You can answer it without thinking.

【3】What is Zhang San’s act of going to the local City God’s Temple to report a crime? How will it be handled?

After thinking for a moment, Lu Wenwu wrote and replied: The act of surrendering can reduce the sentence.

【4】Does Li Si’s behavior constitute an illegal crime? How will it be handled? Please give reasons.

This question was a little difficult. Lu Wenwu thought for a while before writing the answer.

Answer: Li Si’s behavior does not constitute any illegal crime.

Because planting sunflowers on the tomb will not affect the feng shui of the tomb, let alone destroy the merits obtained by the ghosts in the underworld. There are no regulations or restrictions on this in the laws of the Yangshi. Li Si’s legal procedures for the dream walk in the Yangshi are in compliance with the regulations. legitimate.

Because Li Si spent precious dreaming opportunities to take the initiative to lay flowers to the enemy who had hated each other all his life, and to improve and beautify the environment of his tomb in the world, it can be seen as taking the initiative to turn war into friendship. His behavior in resolving hostility should be commended and rewarded with a small amount of merit.

After answering the last question, Lu Wenwu looked back and checked his answer, and then chose to submit it.

Just in time, the earliest submission time has been reached.

Ever since, among all the resentful looks, Lu Wenwu was the first to leave the examination room and became the focus of the audience.

By the time he got downstairs, the through-passage he blasted out of the Examination Tomb had been repaired, and there was an additional movable door that could be opened and closed at the entrance.

He was probably worried that the next time a non-soul body came in and would not become insubstantial, the examination grave would be destroyed again.

Outside the examination room, there were actually reporters from Difu Daily waiting for interviews.

Maybe it’s because there is no college entrance examination in the underworld, so the ghost exam has become the focus of the entire underworld?

Seeing the young and beautiful female ghost walking towards him with a microphone and a photographer, Lu Wenwu suddenly had such an idea in his mind.

"Hello, sir, we are from the Underworld TV station and we are broadcasting live now." The female ghost handed the microphone over and asked with a smile: "As the first candidate to hand in the test at the Zhuanluan area, and even in the entire underworld, do you have any questions?" What do you want to say to everyone in front of the TV?"

Lu Wenwu thought for a while and said decisively: "Hello everyone, you can call me Lao Wu or Wu Ge. I am a skilled chef. I currently undertake group meals, wedding banquets, private customization, business banquets and other services. .My contact information is: 41510144419. The egg-filled pancakes I make are quite good and are widely praised by many evil soldiers and generals."

The female ghost reporter's expression changed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and her sweet smile immediately froze there.

The originally noisy entrance to the Examination Cemetery fell silent for a moment.

Even Hei Jiu Ba Wu, who was about to greet him warmly, silently lowered his waving arms and lowered his head towards Bai Er Yi Yi.

The tall Ma Mian who let Lu Wenwu in earlier and his partner Niu Tou were also stunned not far away, with their faces completely confused.

Okay, okay, the hell live interview is just for your kid, right?

The interviewees in previous years were very honest as old ghosts, and most of the things they shared were encouraging words and the like.

After all, this is a live interview in front of the whole hell!

If I say the wrong thing, how will I be able to hang out in the ghost world in the future?

Or maybe you were stuck in the interview because of something you said. Wouldn’t that be a waste of your efforts?

Advertising yourself during a live interview is truly the first of its kind.

Even the Wheel King, who secretly distracted himself from work to watch the live broadcast, was stunned. He didn't expect that Lu Wenwu could pull off such a coquettish operation. He was really brave.

On Jinji Mountain, several Yin Chai who were fishing and watching the live broadcast burst out a series of "F*ck" words from their mouths.

The moment Lu Wenwu appeared on the interview screen, they immediately recognized him.

This living person who left a deep impression on them was simply a legendary figure and impossible to forget.

When Lu Wenwu reported his mobile phone number from the underworld, several Yin soldiers immediately added it to their address book without even thinking about it, and tried to add the other party's "Yinxin" friends.

"Wow!"

At the exam grave site, a group of ghosts suddenly burst out with a lot of noise at the same time, talking about anything.

It is the nature of living things to love excitement and fun, and ghosts are no exception.

In the boring underworld, it is rare for someone to complete a big job, and it happens to be right in front of him, so why not take a good look at it?

Some young ghost who just came down suddenly shouted: "I don't believe it, your egg-filled pancakes must not be delicious! Unless I try one of the egg-filled pancakes!"

"You don't believe it? You still say that my cake tastes bad?"

Lu Wenwu accurately grasped the news and instantly locked onto the yelling yellow-haired ghost. His face suddenly became serious, and there was even a hint of anger.

You can criticize me, say I'm not strong enough, or call me ugly, it doesn't matter.

But you said I can’t make egg-filled pancakes?

We must discuss this matter carefully today!