The Secret Agent Brought the Assassin to His House!

It is the year 21✕✕. A man, severely wounded in his right leg and unable to walk properly, walks alone at night along a street lit by street lamps. He leaves behind a trail of red blood.

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My name is Keisuke Sagami. Right now, I’m just a working salaryman.

When I was young, I worked as a special agent, protecting the secrets of the country and the state. I was doing the dirty work, as it were, but I had to step down after a particular incident.

It’s natural now that I think about it because I know too many secrets. They can’t leave a man on the loose who might reveal their secret at any moment. Now I’m in danger of being killed, and I have top-notch assassins coming after me. I guess I’m done.

Years of being an Agent have given me an ear for footsteps and a brain for space perception. I point my hand in the direction it leads me. And I caught the assassin’s hand that was sneaking up on me.

The assassin’s body is seen to be in a state of agitation because she was caught as she tried to turn around.

“──What? ”

“I’ve got a life on the line, too, you know. Assassin, can you overlook me?”

“I will complete my mission. I have to kill you.”

“I see…”

The assassin who speaks like a machine seems to be a woman, judging from the slender arm I now hold. But her movements are those of an assassin, a first-rate one at that.

“Goodbye, Sagami.”

“Thanks for remembering my name… ”

I temporarily let go of her arm and jumped back, but my right leg, which had a lead ball lodged in it, did not move freely. A sniper might still be aiming at me. I think it is already hopeless.

“Why do you try so hard to survive? In a world like this, it’s hard to live long.”

“Of course… I’m going to say this for the last time. I’m a v*rgin! I can’t die until I graduate! ”

“Huh… what? ”

The assassin had a look of dismay on her face that I could see through her mask. Of course, she did. A madman who was called the strongest Special Agent declared himself a virgin.

“If you kill me now, I’ll curse you for killing a v*rgin man.”

“Even if you say that to me, it’s──.”

“Anyway, with your tight and sultry body, can you take my first time? ”

“What, huh??? ”

She’s clearly shaken so much that one wonders if she’s really an assassin.

Perhaps because I’m on my deathbed, my mind calms down, and I can think about unimportant stuff, but the assassin has a very beautiful style.

“Unfortunately, your upper body is not very big, but your well-trained abs is very stimulating.”

“D-don’t look at me like that! I’m not that kind of person…. ”

When the assassin acts like a woman, I show her how big the gap between us is, which they say I am the strongest. I can’t use my right leg, but I can still move!

“Ugh! ”

“If you show an opening, it means you’re a second-rate assassin, you know? ”

A hand formed like a blade is put into her neck. The assassin loses consciousness, and she falls to her knees and falls toward me.

I hold the assassin firmly in my arms and run away as fast as possible to my hiding place.