Zongman: My five senses are connected with the proud daughter of the world

"Our family name isn't Qiao... Never mind, let's just leave it at that. The old man never mentioned anything about this to me."

"In this case……"

When Jiang Lianqiu explained the grudge between Dio and the first generation JOJO, Jotaro Kujo had already clenched his fists.

According to seniority, the second-generation JOJO Joseph, also known as the "old man" in Jotaro Kujo's mouth, is his maternal grandfather, and the first-generation JOJO is Joseph's grandfather.

In this way, the first generation JOJO is Jotaro Kujo's great-great-grandfather.

Upon learning that his great-grandfather had sunk into the sea together with Dio, even though he had never heard of this story and had no evidence to prove it was true, the fate in his blood still made Jotaro Kujo hesitate almost without hesitation, and he made a request to Jiang Lianqiu:

"Commander, can you take me with you to defeat Dio?"

"Of course!" Jiang Lianqiu snapped his fingers, "But before that, I think you might need to receive some small combat training in my base—for example, how to better use your stand."

There was a little fox-like smile in Jiang Lianqiu's eyes.

Once you get on my ship, don't even think about getting off, JOJO.

Star Platinum can stop time, and all abilities related to time, if he works hard to develop them, will probably bring him huge surprises.

Outside of Star Platinum, Jiang Lianqiu intends to dig out all the secrets of the substitute.

……Dividing line……

Although she has a goal, and von Neumeow claims that "even in the old days, she is definitely the top servitor scientist", the red-haired mad scientist's research progress is still slow when faced with the Time Worm Scale, a rare treasure related to the Time Worm.

What's more, she has more than one task.

Time flies, and nearly a month has passed in the blink of an eye.

Thanks to Jiang Lianqiu's hunting and tracking skills, except for Dio's escape to other time and space at the beginning, he sensed all the pollution outbreaks on Earth during this period as soon as the signs appeared.

Everything was just as previously analyzed. After several ghost signals—the servitors still firmly used this term to refer to the ripples inadvertently stirred up by the Old Ones from another universe—swept across the Earth-Moon system, the pollution sources remaining on Earth took on a variety of strange forms.

After the first sign of the outbreak caused by Dio's resurrection, another piece of news soon followed: a baobab tree near an African tribe grew dozens of times larger overnight, and the fruit it produced turned into real bread.

It’s a genuine French baguette!

The key point is, do you believe that these baguettes can talk?

When a general led by a mecha servant arrived, a large group of black uncles were holding a sacrificial ceremony around a baobab tree. Atop the tree, among a group of talking baguettes, one was preaching to the black uncles in a genuine old Parisian Zhengbai Banner accent: "Remember, God said: Those who are proficient in three languages ​​are called trilinguals, and those who master two languages ​​are called bilinguals."

"What about the one who only knows one language?" Another baguette beside him very tactfully added support.

The first one to speak coughed: "That's a stupid Englishman!"

The black uncles didn't understand and were greatly shocked.

If the breadfruit tree that grows talking baguettes is worshipped as a god by black uncles, then a fisherman who is killing time in the Great Lakes area of ​​the West will have his SAN value reduced to zero and go crazy when he looks at the big carp with sharp teeth that he has caught, grins to himself with a burp, and says, "Oh my friend, the fish are still raised in the industrial wastewater of the Great Lakes! Don't you think it's redneck?"

"Also, in the Xiangxi area of ​​Dongda, a family was visiting the 'full moon grave' of a recently deceased elderly man when the man discovered his father had transformed into a zombie and crawled out of the grave. He was sitting on the grave of a deceased elderly woman next door, howling. It was said that the two had a bad relationship in their youth. The whole family went crazy, but fortunately, we urgently performed cognitive blocking and memory erasure."

"Still at the University of Tokyo, an elementary school student discovered during an exam that his pen had 'a mind of its own' and was actually answering questions for him. We confiscated the pen and gave him a candy as compensation. Incidentally, although the answers the pen had written were elegant, flowery, and full of quotations, the exam was in math, so the unfortunate child received a zero and his parents were called in. His mother gave him a terrible beating..."

Belfast listed a bunch of results of the operations during this period in one breath, and Jiang Lianqiu, who was listening to the report, had already fainted from laughter.

"Why does this evil god's contamination feel so wrong?"

Jiang Lianqiu's shoulders twitched as he listened to Su Shang's bell-like laughter in his mind and asked curiously.

Chapter 53: The results of the substitute research

The location is still inside the Silver Crown Tower.

But this time, Jiang Lianqiu was in his own luxurious suite on the top floor.

Naturally, since this place was classified as a "living area" and Jiang Lianqiu had not given any clear instructions on the style, Belfast had put in all his effort to decorate it in a standard British style.

Buckingham Palace pales in comparison.

At this moment, besides Jiang Lianqiu, there were also Eriri and Kasumigaoka Utaha who were laughing so hard on their chairs.

Jiang Lianqiu didn't go to school during this period. Hiratsuka Shizuka cared about him for a while, and after confirming that Jiang Lianqiu had no health problems but "family matters", she readily approved the leave note and even asked Jiang Lianqiu if he wanted Eriri to help him take a copy of the class notes.

Although the two girls still went to and from school normally, they ran to Jiang Lianqiu as soon as they got out of school.

"If you look at it this way, the pollution isn't that scary."

Kasumigaoka Utaha wiped the tears from her eyes. On the laptop in front of her, the second volume of "Love Metronome", which she had originally planned to revise, had not been touched at all.

"It's the effect of the star shield." Belfast also suppressed his smile, put down the report in his hand and explained.

"Star Shield, full name Star Shield-Paradox Resolution Array, is an information defense system deployed in the sun's stellar corona."

"It possesses powerful defenses against third-category information pollution. Relying on the barrier deployed by the star shield, the solar system no longer needs to worry about a new round of external pollution. Furthermore, the polluting information that already existed on Earth has become a sourceless source, having been significantly weakened."

"I think if Dio still retains his sanity and the time travel was his own initiative, this should also be one of the reasons for his departure."

"He's going to a time and space without a star shield."

As Belfast explained, a huge three-dimensional projection appeared in the center of the room. It was the Star Shield-Paradox Solving Array located in the corona.

It looks like a regular polyhedral geometric body, and Befa thoughtfully pulled the moon next to it as a comparison reference in terms of size.

The two girls were surprised to find that the star shield they had heard of many times was actually a quarter of the size of the moon!

"Bravo……"

Eriri swallowed.

If a star shield is like this, how magnificent must the Ophiuchus starport that they have not visited yet be?

Belfast turned off the 3D projection again and brought up another matter.

"In addition to these ridiculous pollution outbreaks, we are also tracking a group on this planet that is suspected of worshipping evil gods."

"Although Von Neumew recovered some flesh and blood from the sacrificial site on the west coast of Alaska, DNA analysis is impossible. The tissue structure has been completely distorted by the contamination and turned into a mess."

"Also, using the memories read from the three previously captured individuals, I arranged for a spy servitor to completely disguise himself as An Yongwang, the most senior of the three, and use their methods to proactively contact the higher-ups of the Carcosa Cult."

Kasumigaoka Utaha instantly perked up, and her delicate body, which had been lying on the armrest of the sofa due to her weak laughter, sat up straight.

"What's the result?" Jiang Lianqiu casually stirred the black tea on the table with a spoon.

"It's very strange." Belfast frowned in confusion. "We didn't find any suspicious people appearing at the 444th pile foundation of the Tokyo Bay Undersea Tunnel. Nothing happened."

"It's as if the other party has disappeared from the face of the earth."

Jiang Lianqiu: “?”

That Carcosa Cult is so cautious?

"However, during this period, we have also cracked down on many other cults. Some are undoubtedly worshipping evil gods, while others are completely meaningless small groups developed by humans. The gods they worship are all variants of major religions. In the end, they were all proven to be harmless targets - of course, targeting us."

"These guys still pose a threat to human social stability."

"That's not our business. It's a headache for the rulers of each country."

Jiang Lianqiu has no interest in helping others clean up their homes' garbage.

"I always feel like there's something odd about this Carcosa Cult. It's probably the only evil cult we've discovered so far that truly possesses strange abilities and a true heritage, right? That fragment of the Yellow Ritual."

"That's right." Belfast nodded. "But even though we've followed An Yongwang's instructions and told our 'supervisor' that we've obtained the full text of the Yellow Ribbon Sacrifice, there's been no response."

Seeing Eriri and Kasumigaoka Utaha looking worried, Jiang Lianqiu comforted them, "Don't worry, nothing serious will happen."

"I said, unless that person's true form suddenly tears through the cosmic barrier and appears before us, these small-time characters on Earth, even if they truly become madmen at the cost of their SAN values ​​dropping to zero, are no match for us."

Isn't it just twisted, isn't it just tentacles, isn't it just crazy?

It's as if transforming from a human into a strange monster will allow it to withstand artillery fire...

"I just feel so useless suddenly." Ying Lili sat on the sofa, her legs kicking the ground unconsciously.

"There's nothing I can do to help except just watch here."

"Xiao Qiuzi, how about letting Xiao Lizi and Xiao Shizi learn Taixu Sword Qi from me too?"

(Do you really think your family's secret skills are just commonplace? I can achieve results so quickly by connecting my five senses, but Eriri and the senior can't even get past the first step of physical training.)

Just as he rejected Su Chang's proposal, a holographic projection appeared in the room.

Von Neumeow's translucent projection had thick dark circles under his eyes, messy hair, and the black-framed glasses on his face were completely crooked. He looked as if he would die suddenly at any time.

She yawned loudly and said, "Commander, could you please come to Laboratory Four? We have preliminary results on our research into Stands and psychic powers."

A substitute...

Jiang Lianqiu glanced at Eriri and Kasumigaoka Shiyu.

"Okay, I'll be right there."

"Eri, senpai, you two come together."

Chapter 54: The increasingly strange behavior of the servitors

In Laboratory No. 4 of the underground base, Jiang Lianqiu met Von Neumeow who had disappeared for quite some time.

she……

She was taking off her head and placing it on a platform with both hands. The platform immediately lit up with a faint blue light, making the head of von Neumeow on it look eerie.

Seeing Jiang Lianqiu leading people over, the head turned its eyes and looked over here, grinning:

"Wait a moment, Commander. I'll clean up the redundant stack for myself, or this body's CPU will be overloaded."

As he spoke, the confusing body waved and greeted Jiang Lianqiu.

silence……

Then--

“Ah ...

As expected, Kasumigaoka and Eriri, who followed Jiang Lianqiu, screamed.

By the way, Su Chang from another world was also screaming—

——The girl was eating at home at the time, and her shout frightened her parents who were also at the table...

Jotaro Kujo's mouth twitched as he picked his ears with his fingers.

During this period, he almost lived directly in the underground base. While cooperating with von Neumeow's research, he also continued to train himself under the guidance of the combat mecha soldiers, and devoted all his efforts to developing his stand, Star Platinum.

The ability to stop time has been successfully developed.

The tall Jotaro Kujo looked down at Jiang Lianqiu and said quietly, "Do I need to strike a pose and say 'Yakamashi' (It's so noisy) now?"

In other words, he is now a middle-aged man, and when he looks at Jiang Lianqiu and others, it is like looking at the children of his younger generation.

If it were someone of the same age, JO Taro would have said "Shut up, bitch" a long time ago...

After being interrupted like this, Eriri and Kasumigaoka Utaha stopped shouting. Eriri shrank directly behind Jiang Lianqiu, while Kasumigaoka Utaha leaned against him tightly, with her knuckles turning white as she grabbed his sleeve.

Jiang Lianqiu opened his mouth and looked at von Neumiao with a questioning look: "Are you paying homage to Louis XVI here?"

Von Neumeow picked up his Noddy again and put it around his neck with a click.

She installed it backwards.

With the back of its head facing Jiang Lianqiu, Von Neumeow staggered and turned around in place.

"I'm responsible for at least thirteen projects simultaneously, so I've activated thirteen bodies simultaneously. Each body will serve as a node, connecting to a research team and acting as the command center, leading over a hundred consciousness node servitors responsible for research... Quack! Commander! I'm a little dizzy! Wait a moment..."

After stumbling and knocking over a lot of equipment, von Neumeow finally straightened his head in front of everyone's horrified eyes.

The "crack" sound made my neck ache.

Finally facing head-on, Von Neumeow stood there, blinking, blinking again, and said, "Wait wait wait, okay, okay, there seems to be a bit of a lag in the process..."

Raising his hand, von Neumeow picked up a metal rod next to him that looked like some kind of research instrument and smashed it hard on his head.

Boom!

The Chief Scientific Officer's eyes instantly cleared and she exhaled, "Alright, Commander. Sorry to have kept you waiting."

"Are you okay?!" Jiang Lianqiu was stunned. "Did you hit the process?!"

Von Neumeow said as a matter of course, "Isn't the way humans fix appliances the same as patting them? It's pretty much the same. Yesterday, I cured a few guys who were doing some calculations that made them stupid by slapping their hands twice."

In the silence, a groan escaped from Kujo Jotaro's throat: "If I hadn't seen this crazy woman behave like this several times in this period of time, I would definitely think I was dreaming."

"Hey, young commander, don't you have any normal people under your command?"