Shirou Emiya of this world, I feel very embarrassed when you do this.
If you let me return to Valhalla, how should I face Artoria, Medea, and the little devil Alaya?
Thinking of this, Red A couldn't help but look at Mo Yi deeply. No wonder the other party would summon Kiara Sesshōin who represented desire. With this compatibility, even without the holy relics, he would definitely summon Kiara Sesshōin who represented desire.
Of course, Hong A was not present when Mo Yi summoned the Heroic Spirit, so he didn't know that Mo Yi used Wang Jiang's Death-Piercing Thorn Spear to summon Miss Shashouin. In other words, even if there was a holy relic, it could not change the fact that Miss Shashouin was summoned.
It’s so fuckable, it’s so fuckable!
Even Kiara Sesshōin, who represents all the evil in humanity, is only fit to be the other party's pet, responsible for being cute, taking out his anger on others and doing housework!
Seeing Red A making breakfast for Shirou Emiya, Mo Yi felt inexplicably funny. Others say that those who plant trees will enjoy the shade, but when it comes to Shirou Emiya, it is the other way around.
In the past, I happily dated beautiful women and fought in the Holy Grail War, but in the future, I am just here to make a cameo appearance and provide assists. Now I have to help myself with housework when I am too overworked to get up.
How can one describe the bitterness with just one word?
"Good morning, Shirou!"
Since the sharp-tongued and arrogant man Hong A has taken the initiative to greet him, Mo Yi, as an amiable man, naturally has to show his sense of ownership and respond to the other party's greeting.
Red A: “…”
"You really know my true identity—"
Red A looked at Mo Yi with cold and serious eyes, feeling surprised. "But it doesn't matter. I don't have any special purpose in this world's Holy Grail War, so I don't need to hide my identity at all."
"The first time I saw you, I knew you were the Shirou Emiya from a parallel world, or rather, a possibility of Shirou Emiya's future."
Although Hong A's words just now echoed in his mind, they still could not escape Mo Yi's mind-reading ability for men.
The opponent is one of Alaya's favorite fighters, so how could Mo Yi not pay more attention to him?
"Also, I'm planning to release a series of games, comics, and other works with you as the protagonist at Yakumo House soon, so I'll naturally keep an eye on you."
Mo Yi said with a malicious smile on his face:
"I have something to do today and I'm going out. You don't have to cook for me, Shirou."
After saying that, he turned around and left in a cool manner, leaving behind Red A with a face full of pain.
Damn Aqua!
It didn't matter that the other party actually used himself as the protagonist. The most important thing was that the guy who wrote his story was Mo Yi, the man known as the world's number one master of erotic comics.
Red A could imagine a scene where he, as the male protagonist, was even feminized into the heroine's book and became part of Toosaka Rin's collection.
Sure enough, this man is a real devil. The most terrifying thing is that he is helpless and cannot beat him. He will probably make excuses even if he tries to reason with him.
Isn’t it said that those who are involved in the cultural circle are cultured hooligans?
How could I possibly defeat a gangster who is both educated and capable of fighting?
Mo Yi certainly discovered something about Red A secretly observing him and investigating his intelligence. It would be strange if he didn't discover anything. A man whom he had never met in his previous life suddenly appeared and snatched away all his concubines. Any man would not tolerate this.
After teasing the aloof male god, Mo Yi, in an unusually cheerful mood, continued to hum the previous tune and muttered:
"As expected, happiness is built on the suffering of others. For the sexual happiness of thousands of young boys and girls, I have no choice but to sacrifice you, Shirouko."
"what--"
When Mo Yi was about to walk into the living room, he saw Xue Miao sitting there in the aisle, and remembered the other party's meaningful smile last night. Could it be that the other party wanted to block me?
As a membrane mage, Mo Yi's sixth sense is no weaker than a woman's. As long as the opponent's strength is similar to his own, his intuition will not be wrong.
This is probably what is called the way of utmost sincerity, which can predict the future.
Today, I have the important task of conquering the Muses and becoming a great idol master.
If Snow Cat follows, many variables will inevitably arise.
Although Snow Cat's straightforward nature is interesting and cute, and brings a lot of fun to Mo Yi's life, it also means trouble. When doing tasks, it is better not to bring Snow Cat, this divine pet.
So, Mo Yi secretly used a membrane technique with an effect similar to Breath Blocking EX, and passed through the living room when Xue Miao was not paying attention.
"Why should I hide from others in my own home?"
After quietly leaving the house, Mo Yi couldn't help but mutter:
"I didn't do anything sneaky, so why do I feel guilty?"
At this time, Mo Yi probably just thought that when Xue Miao got impatient and went to his room to look for him, but found the room empty, he must have clenched his fists expressionlessly, wanting to do it to him but unable to, similar to the miserable feeling of an aunt who is experiencing unfulfilled sexual desire.
"Oh no, this is my sister's car—"
Mo Yi, feeling very guilty, suddenly glanced at the distance of the road and saw a car slowly approaching.
Oh my god, I’m glad I got up so early today.
I didn't expect that my sister would come so early. She must be afraid that I would slip away, so she came to block me in advance.
Although the car was going fast, Mo Yi's No. 11 special car was even faster than the other one. He instantly burst out with the speed of a professional athlete and hid behind the big tree next to him.
Chapter 173: Sleep like a fool, get up and have fun!
Erina, sitting in the extended Lincoln limousine, looked at the familiar scene rapidly receding outside the window with an extremely serious expression. Under Hisako's admiring gaze, she wondered what important thing she was thinking about.
"Mo Yi from Yuchun, I came to block you more than an hour early today. There is no way you can escape."
Erina smiled with a confident smile and thought:
"Although a little over an hour is a bit short, it's enough for him to try out the advanced techniques I've gathered from the House of Yakumo over the years, unlocking half of the God's Hand techniques."
"Hehe, Onii-chan, you can't escape. You'll soon understand how powerful I am and won't be able to leave this goddess anymore."
Thinking of this, she had the urge to laugh out loud, but she noticed that her most loyal subordinate Feishazi was still by her side, so she could only hold it back and maintain her image as a strong and wise goddess.
"wrong--"
Erina asked as she smelled a familiar scent as she passed a big tree.
"Miss Erina, is there something wrong?"
Hisako, who had been sitting upright, couldn't help but ask when she heard Erina's voice.
"nothing--"
Erina's thoughts were interrupted by Hisako's question. She looked outside the wall and didn't see anything unusual. She said:
"Maybe I'm mistaken."
"The car didn't stop, which means Erina didn't notice me."
Mo Yi hid behind a big tree and only came out after the car was far away, breathing a sigh of relief.
When he played hide-and-seek with Erina when he was a child, she could always find him through her mysterious intuition. Just now, Mo Yi was really afraid of being discovered by Erina.
Moreover, Mo Yi didn't dare to walk out after the car just drove past. If Erina looked back, she would definitely discover him with her divine eyesight.
———The dividing line of the Emiya residence————
My name is Kiara Sesshōin, once a saint, a heroic spirit, the evil of humanity—
Never mind, none of this matters anymore.
The important thing is that I am now a panda, whose scientific name is giant panda, a bear, not a cat.
In the past, she would only get up after her master Mo Yi pushed her away with disgust.
I don't know why today, I woke up automatically before dawn. It wasn't like the sleepiness I used to have to be thrown to the ground before I was willing to get up.
Miss Shashengyuan, who had just woken up, found that her human-shaped pillow was not next to her, so she mistakenly thought that she was thrown into the pet nest by Mo Yi again, and climbed back to Mo Yi's bed to sleep, but unexpectedly found that she had been in bed all the time!
Miss Shashengyuan finally discovered the reason why she couldn't sleep, that was because her human-shaped pillow Mo Yi was missing. Without the body temperature and breath of its owner, Miss Shashengyuan suddenly felt uncomfortable.
So, I suffered from insomnia for the first time in my life.
Miss Shashengyuan rolled around on Mo Yi's bed for a long time, but still couldn't get enough. It seemed that her master was out all night.
"Oye!"
After figuring this out, Miss Sashoin realized once again that the real reason why she couldn't sleep anymore was that her master was rarely around, so why bother sleeping? Get up and have fun!
The pet on the bed rolled over and jumped up with a nimble movement that was difficult for ordinary people to understand. Then he ran quickly to his pet house and got in. In a moment, he took out a bunch of snacks from it - cola, braised bamboo shoots, chicken feet, French fries, etc.
After sorting the snacks and placing them on the ground, he opened Mo Yi's laptop and went up to Yakumo's House.
"Cola and braised bamboo shoots are a perfect match!"
Miss Sesshōin held a large Coke in one hand and kept pulling out bamboo shoots from the can to eat with the other hand. Then she leaned back on the big bed and enjoyed the latest anime on Yakumo House.
"This is a bear life!"
Miss Seshoin, your happy day begins like this!
until--
"Bang bang—"
There was a knock on the door. Miss Shashengyuan wanted to ignore it, but when she thought it might be the owner Mo Yi, she had to open the door.
You know, in the Emiya family, only Mo Yi must not be offended.
According to Emiya Shirou, if you offend someone, he will definitely remember it in the little notebook in his heart, and then take revenge on you when you least expect it.
And the number of retaliations will definitely not decrease, but will only increase.
This is the most important experience that Shirou Emiya taught me while living in the Emiya family.
In the past few days, I was not very convinced by the other party, so I behaved a little lazily, and my snacks were cruelly snatched away and eaten by him, saying that it was for his own good. You are fat, and if you don’t lose weight, be careful of cardiovascular disease.
And the thing on the ground now is the fire that he had preserved with great difficulty. He couldn't let Mo Yi retaliate and confiscate it just because he didn't open the door in time.
Put it away now?
He was too naive. The opponent was unfathomable. He was a strong man who could teach him to become a panda again with just one punch. How could he really hide the situation in the room from him? Even with his current reserves, he was only able to survive because the opponent was too lazy to pay attention to him.
So, Miss Sesshoin resigned herself to her fate and ran over to open the door.
"It's Miss Pan!"
After Miss Shashengyuan opened the door, she found that the person knocking on the door was not her owner, but her poop scooper Xue Miao. Although the other party always called her strange names and behaved strangely, Miss Shashengyuan generously forgave the other party because he was her biggest source of income.
"Is Mo Yi up yet?"
"Looking for the master?"
Even if Miss Shashouin turned into a panda, she could still tell at a glance that her poop scooper seemed to have some ulterior motives for her master.
At this moment, she understood it instantly, and said with a malicious look:
"The master didn't sleep in the room last night and hasn't come back yet."
Snow Meow: “…”
At this moment, Yukinoshita Yukino finally understood the awkward feeling she had last night.
It turned out that the other party really wanted to drive him away and then go out to do something bad.
The Emiya family's house is so small that Xue Miao instantly thought of the most likely place the other party would go.
"Goodbye, Miss Pan."
After saying goodbye to Miss Sesshoin, Xue Miao walked towards Illya's room with a cold face.
"Damn lolita, don't let me catch you, I will definitely call the police and put you in jail for three years!"
"whee--"
After tricking Mo Yi, the clever Miss Shashengyuan laughed like a panda in joy and muttered:
"Master Mo Yi, this is my deep love for you!"
After saying that, he prepared to close the door and go back to continue enjoying his life.
At this moment, it was blocked by a hand.
Miss Shashengyuan was curious about why the poop scooper came back.
When he looked back, he saw a strong blonde girl. More importantly, she was the one he had thrown a hundred meters away yesterday, nearly causing him to lose his freedom and become a specimen in the zoo—Mo Yi's sister, Erina!
Chapter 174: Erina Caught an Adulterer
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