Villain: The Heroine Blamed Me For Changing My Mind After Improperly Licking The Dog?

This time, Lin Fan's progress was quite smooth.

Let him find a sense of satisfaction.

I am worthy of being the god of war in the north who has come out of countless desperate situations!

Such difficult problems can't help themselves.

Others have wet bowels too! But only Lao Tzu succeeded!

It's just that the juice is collected on a high fire, and there will inevitably be a strong smell.

Fortunately, the window was open, so in order to avoid everyone's suspicion, he took the initiative to rescue himself.

"The air here in Suzhou and Hangzhou is not very good. There is a bad smell coming in."

"Yeah, I've been smelling it for a long time. I guess there's a dung truck nearby."

Qi Taiqing nodded, looked at the apprentice who was driving and shouted.

"Yang Fei, close the window for a while, it stinks to death."

"Good master."

It was his apprentice who drove the car, and he pressed the switch.

Clap, and soon, the window closes.

So Lin Fan's face turned green instantly, and he wanted to slap the old guy to death.

Once the window is closed, doesn't the smell get stronger?

How can I throw the pot away?

Less than a minute after the windows were closed, the stench in the car became more intense.

It's as if there is an old man cooking in the car.

Qi Taiqing, who was sitting next to Lin Fan, felt the most deeply.

After recovering, he pinched his nose and said.

"My God, why does it smell even worse after closing the windows? This is the smell from the car, not from the outside."

Lin Fan deliberately closed his eyes and pretended not to hear.

He really didn't know how to answer this question.

This smell is indeed a bit too strong.

But his conflagration is about to be completed!

There are only four people in the car now.

He, Lin Fan, Ning Shiqin and the apprentice driving.

Naturally, Qi Taiqing would not have thought that Lin Fan beside him pulled his pants.

He didn't even think about Ning Shiqin.

Such a pretty girl.

How could it be possible to shit?

So he locked his target on the apprentice who was driving.

His apprentice is a child weighing more than two hundred catties, and he is famous on Jiuquan Mountain for being able to eat.

Looking at this apprentice, he shouted angrily.

"Yang Fei, you stupid bastard, I told you not to eat indiscriminately, you can forget about it, and you even pulled your pants."

"An adult living for this purpose is not as good as a beast!"

His sound was as loud as a beast.

Listening, the veins on Lin Fan's forehead popped up.

As the god of war in the north, when had he been humiliated like this?

But he knew that this was not aimed at him.

So he can only choose to forgive.

Yang Fei was aggrieved by his master's sudden scolding.

"Master, I don't have one. I'm already this old, how can I pull my pants?"

"Then you mean that I blamed you wrongly? Is there anyone else in this car besides you?"

Qi Taiqing blushed with anger.

Yang Fei couldn't bear this kind of grievance the most, and he also roared angrily.

"I really didn't pull it, I can swear poisonously."

"Anyone who fucking shits on them is a son of a bitch."

"Only a bastard without parental teaching can do this..."

Yang Fei cursed and suddenly realized something again.

The master suddenly attacked himself, could it be that he was the old man?

But for the sake of face, it's hard for him to admit it, so he let himself take the blame?

If that's the case, then it's not appropriate to scold yourself like this.

Moreover, Master is an old man, and it is natural for him to lose control of his sphincter.

As an apprentice, he should help the old man take the blame once.

Yang Fei, who suddenly had an epiphany, immediately reacted, and he quickly changed his words.

"Master, I'm sorry, I did have a bit of a stomachache today..."

"You unworthy bastard, do what a bastard does."

Qi Taiqing hates that iron cannot be made into steel.

Taught an apprentice who shit on his body.

He felt that his hard work of more than ten years might as well be spent on raising a dog.

The dog also knows how to pull outside.

After Lin Fan guessed what Yang Fei was thinking, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, this kid has a conscious mind, and he knows that he will take the blame when he comes out.

Just focus on this point, and you will have to teach him a few tricks later.

Just when he thought he had escaped a catastrophe.

Ning Shiqin, who was sitting on the passenger seat, covered her nose and said.

"No, the smell doesn't come from Junior Brother Yang Fei."

"what?"

As soon as Ning Shiqin opened her mouth, Qi Taiqing froze.

Didn't it come from his apprentice?

But I didn't pull it myself.

It can't be Lin Fan pulling it, right? He is a majestic master in the middle stage of writing, and he can't even control the chrysanthemum?

He sniffed it vigorously, and it seemed to be the smell emanating from Lin Fan.

He saw several people looking at him.

Lin Fan stretched out his hand to open the car window on his side with a blank expression.

He reached out to open the car window next to Qi Taiqing.

Because of the slightly longer distance, he had to lift his buttocks and move his body.

This move.

It's like unintentionally drafting.

But lonely and cowardly lead to mountain torrents.

When a series of farts resounded through the world.

"(=°Д°=)!!!"

Qi Taiqing who was sitting next to him screamed in fright.

"Σ_(o?o"∠)! "

Yang Fei, who was driving in front, slammed on the brakes and stopped the car on the side of the road, retching loudly.

Ning Shiqin simply opened the car door and rushed out, her face pale from the smoke.

After she got out of the car.

Qi Taiqing and Yang Fei also quickly opened the car door and rushed out.

After the three of them ran to the side of the road, they breathed in the fresh air desperately, and looked at the car with a little more panic in their eyes.

This Mr. Lin is worthy of being a master in the middle stage of the Earth Realm.

Diarrhea is so extraordinary!

"Master, can I still have this car?"

Yang Fei asked with a sad face, this is his newly bought Audi.

"You still miss you...yue."

Before Qi Taiqing finished speaking, he retched again.

The three of them waited on the side of the road for almost five minutes.

Only then did Lin Fan get out of the car with a blank face.

He took off his coat and wrapped it around his waist, covering his horrible pants.

"Mr. Lin, were you tricked by that kid during the fight just now?"

Qi Taiqing wanted to win Lin Fan over with all his heart, so he hurried over to help him out.

He just leaned over, and couldn't help retching again.

Lin Fan's face was as black as ink.

he said angrily.

"This son is extremely vicious. He deliberately plotted against me during the fight and made me suffer today's humiliation. I will definitely let the Tang family pay back this revenge with blood!"

"Yes, let him pay with blood! Beat him out of shit too."

Yang Fei shouted from the side.

He wanted to build a good relationship with Lin Fan and ask him to pay for his car later.

"..."

Qi Taiqing turned his head and gave his apprentice a hard look.

This stupid b! Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted!

Lin Fan was already numb and couldn't even get angry about it.

He said with a blank expression: "I still have some things to do, so I will leave first, and I will contact you later."

After speaking, he quickly rushed back to the hotel where he was staying.

After returning to the hotel, I took a good shower.

Lin Fan was sitting on the sofa wearing a bathrobe, with a gloomy expression on his face.

He thought that with his own strength, he could walk sideways back to Huaxia and complete the task with ease.

I didn't expect the plan to go so badly!

That guy named Tang Yu is completely different from the intelligence!

Didn't it mean that he is a rich young man?

How can an ordinary son beat himself up like this?

"I have to change my way of thinking. I'm afraid relying on force alone will not be able to solve the problem. We must use wisdom to solve it. After all, Huaxia is still different."

He muttered something to himself, thinking silently in his heart.

Like a poisonous snake entrenched in the shadows.