The Swordsman of Faerûn

Chapter 261 Chapter [-]: Strict Teacher Celis

Although William is not the kind of psychopathic clean freak, seeing people in this city brushing toilets in the river where he once drank water, he really felt a little uncomfortable.He looked at the rolling river with a gloomy face, and couldn't help saying a curse in his heart: "Throw away his mother (four times)!"

Misha'er, who was doing a swallow-shaped fist, noticed that William had a different look, so she stopped her fist and asked, "Brother, what are you looking at?"

William withdrew his eyes and pretended to be angry: "Continue to punch you! Do you want to be lazy?" Misha stuck out her little tongue, and then continued to fight the twelve-shaped fist that was just interrupted.William could tell at a glance that this little girl didn't put her heart into punching at all, she was not as good as Miluna on the side, he sighed and said: "Okay, stop! You can't do anything like this, even if you practice for a lifetime It can be regarded as a show of fists and legs. I have said it countless times, you must immerse yourself in boxing." William didn't know if he had repeated these words ten or twenty times, or maybe more, he couldn't remember clearly.

In the end, William gave up "preaching", saying that a loving mother is a loser, and a brother who spoils his sister too much is obviously very scratchy.In William's call to greet Phinya, an unpleasant morning exercise was finally over. When they returned to the hotel, the halfling Jess had already finished the first of the seven meals a day—— Two loaves of buttered bread.Selyse, who had also groomed already, was preparing for her first cultural lesson for the little girls.

But before the little ones start studying, they have to fill their stomachs first. For the William family (especially the three adults), a normal breakfast must have a lot of meat.Selyse looked at William's family with feigned disdain, because their eating habits were really unsightly, and Phinya seemed to never learn the word "elegant" at the table, large pieces of cooked meat Being caught by her and devoured like a storm, Yasuna's eating appearance is not much better than Finia's. After all, her essence is still a giant, and her appetite will never be reduced due to the effectiveness of magic.The two little girls may think that the way of eating recklessly and gluttonously is very stylish, and they also pretend to be rough, but they have small mouths and tender mouths, which is quite funny.

Only William's eating style can be considered elegant, but the speed of eating is not necessarily slower than the two big stomach women. The cooked meat on the plate is cut into small pieces of moderate size by him with a knife, and they are delivered to the mouth one by one. In a few strokes, the steel-hard teeth crushed and swallowed it.William could almost clearly feel that the minced meat was quickly digested, decomposed, and absorbed in his stomach like ice and snow roasted by fire, and turned into energy and nourishment for all parts of his body. Like ordinary people, even the entire digestive system is surprisingly powerful.Sometimes William even suspects that his strong stomach qi seems to be able to digest even steel. Of course, this is just William's illusion, but if he does not consciously suppress the expansion of his stomach qi, stomach bleeding or stomach ulcers are likely to be caused by practicing Qigong. It is also very possible that in William's previous life, there were many Lianjiazi whose stomach qi was not well adjusted, and had to swallow some hard objects such as smooth pebbles or glass balls to suppress the excessive stomach qi).

As the new character teacher, Selyse felt that she was obliged to correct the indecent eating habits of the two little girls. She coughed twice, and said with a straight face pretending to be serious: "Misha, Miluna ! As the little ladies of the future, you should learn to eat gracefully like an elf, instead of overeating rudely like a barbarian's wife." Selyse was preaching to the two little girls while looking at the other girls out of the corner of her eyes. People, Finia was completely unaware of her sarcastic words that were almost directly slapped in the face, and was still immersed in the gluttony of meat. Yasuna raised her head and gave Celis a cold look, but she didn't do anything. Then he lowered his head and continued to eat, but the way he ate was more elegant.

Seeing that everyone was silent, Selyse became more courageous. She turned her head to William and asked with a smile: "Mr. So rude like a wild girl?"

William thinks that it is not a bad thing for Misha and Miluna to learn the etiquette of human society, but he is not willing to force the two little guys to do such things that seem to kill the children's personality. He laughed and said, "Well, what you said also makes sense, so let them learn some necessary etiquette about human society, just don't force it too much."

After getting some vague affirmation from William, Selyse immediately entered the role. She sat opposite the two little guys, looking very solemn and dignified, holding a knife in one hand and a fork in the other and said: "You two little guys Watch it! The etiquette when eating, first of all, you should sit upright, wrap the napkin around your chest at a flat angle, hold the fork with three fingers in your left hand, drag the knife in your right hand, and relax your arms." Selyse talked about a How an elegant lady should sit and stand when eating, how to break down food with a knife and fork, how to eat and so on.Well, I have to say that this dining etiquette is a cumbersome and fucking rule, and only boring guys like human nobles and elves will pay attention to it.

Evidently, etiquette teaching was not an interesting thing in the eyes of the two little girls. They were already full and fiddled with the leftover meat on the dinner plate.Like a stern court lady, Celis said coldly: "Ladies of the future! You Miluna, throwing leftover meals on the ground is not something a little lady should do. Damn it! Jess! Don't lure my students by hiding under the table, I remember you just finished your brioche breakfast!"

The halfling Jess got out from under the dining table, he was still munching on a large piece of rib meat in his mouth, the fat and tender gravy smeared his lips shiny, Jess swallowed the piece of meat with great effort, Some proudly argued: "You should know, big lady! A qualified halfling has to eat at least ten meals a day, and these delicious ribs are just my second meal today."

"But you are hindering the etiquette education of me and the two girls, you gluttonous short dwarf!" Selyse criticized harshly, and anyone could see that she was trying to prove to William that she was a Qualified teachers, but what does it matter, no one thinks it's a bad thing, William included.

It's just that for the two little girls, a strict teacher means the reduction or even the end of playtime, which makes them very unhappy.

(End of this chapter)