Splendid peasant girl busy farming

Chapter 3587 Cat catching mice is more interesting

Yang Ruoqing, who had left her own brothel, returned home smoothly. On the way back, her secret agent's sensitivity told her that no one was following her anymore.

At noon, because of the roast duck she brought back, Xiaohua's appetite whetted, and Xiaoduo and Xiaojie also ate with gusto.

Mrs. Sun was very happy, and asked Yang Ruoqing: "Which shop on the street did you buy it? I will buy it later, the children at home love it."

Yang Ruoqing smiled and said, "It's okay, I'll bring it back when I go to the street."

When returning home to take a nap after lunch, Yang Ruoqing asked Luo Fengtang about today's going to court.

Luo Fengtang's expression was a bit weird, as if he couldn't help but laugh.

Yang Ruoqing tilted her head, becoming more interested: "What? Tell me quickly, I want to hear it!"

Luo Fengtang said: "It's just a farce."

"I like listening to farce the most. Tell me quickly. When you finish this, I'll tell you an interesting thing that happened to me today." She said.

Luo Fengtang nodded, sorted out his train of thought, and said: "Today, His Majesty went to court, and I heard that His Highness the Crown Prince strongly requested it."

"The prince wants to show his filial piety, and the courtiers all understand."

"It's just that His Majesty sat on the Dragon Throne fairly peacefully at the beginning, and he was not noisy, and the crown prince supervised the country."

"But after a bowl of tea, His Majesty suddenly stood up, stood beside the dragon chair and began to tear his clothes..." he said.

"Your Majesty, are you sleepy?" Yang Ruoqing asked curiously.

Luo Fengtang shook his head, "He farted loudly in public, yelling to relieve himself..."

"Ah?" Yang Ruoqing was stunned and covered her mouth in surprise.

"What next? Shouldn't you just shit on the Golden Luan Hall?" She asked with a suppressed smile.

Luo Fengtang also didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said: "Fortunately, the eunuchs helped His Majesty to the edge of the hall in time, just after the curtain was put down and the toilet was put up, before His Highness the Crown Prince had time to announce his retreat, there was the sound of torrents pouring from behind the curtain, Immediately, the civil and military officials of the court fell silent..."

"Hahaha……"

Yang Ruoqing couldn't bear it anymore, her stomach hurt from laughing, so she covered her stomach and bent over to laugh.

"Since ancient times, this is the first time I heard that the emperor is going to relieve himself in the court hall. Hey, this is really a joke through the ages," Yang Ruoqing said.

"Then what happened later? What happened later? Those censors are not going to join the emperor again?" she asked again.

Luo Fengtang raised his eyebrows, "Who dares? Although most of the censors are smart, they are not stupid."

"No one talked about it. The big guys are usually bright and hearing, but now they are all deaf and dumb." He said.

Yang Ruoqing said: "Who made him the Ninth Five-Year Supreme! But, if His Majesty's illness can never be cured, that's fine too."

"If one day he recovers from his illness, he will definitely be embarrassed when he thinks about this incident," she said.

Speaking of Emperor Qi's illness, the smile on Luo Fengtang's face disappeared without a trace.

"Your Majesty's illness, I'm afraid it won't be cured for a while!" He said.

"The elders in the cabinet, as well as the important ministers in the court, probably will push the prince to the throne again. After all, a country cannot live without a king!" he said.

Yang Ruoqing nodded, "Well, anyway, in the current situation, the empress is so young and has no sons, so there are only two princes left, and the second prince has lost his legs, so there is only the bright star of the prince left, and it is only natural for him to ascend the throne. "

"It's just that Emperor Qi can't take care of himself by himself, so the candidate for the crown princess..." Yang Ruoqing hesitated, "Empress Xiao Han can't be the master of Qi Xingyun, right?"

"As for the elders in the cabinet, as well as the powerful officials in the court, it is estimated that half of them are Qi Xingyun's forces. If Qi Xingyun wants to choose someone as the crown princess, half of them will agree, and the other half will not be able to stop them." She said.

Luo Fengtang nodded, "Well, I think so too, but this trip back to Beijing has more opportunities to deal with His Highness the Crown Prince than before,"

"I personally feel that His Royal Highness is not a willful person,"

"Even if Emperor Qi can't make the decision, Empress Xiao Han is just a show, but he will never just rely on his own preferences in the position of Crown Princess, he will weigh the pros and cons!" He said.

"Tang Yazi, I'm asking an outrageous question." Yang Ruoqing said suddenly.

"What's the problem? Qing'er, you can just ask." He said.

Yang Ruoqing said: "If you were in Qi Xingyun's position, would you choose the woman you like as your main wife, or choose a woman who is right for you to sit on the throne and whose natal family is powerful?"

Luo Fengtang said without hesitation: "There is no need to answer this kind of question, because it is impossible for me to be in that position..."

Yang Ruoqing pressed his hand, looked into his eyes, "Suppose..."

"There is no such assumption..." he interrupted her.

Yang Ruoqing said: "Can't you satisfy my curiosity? Let's make a hypothesis together!"

Luo Fengtang smiled helplessly, "Don't you still know my character?"

"With my character, it is impossible to climb to that position and have that opportunity to face that kind of choice," he said again.

"I don't do this kind of hypothetical question. Today, even if you beat me, scold me, or ignore me, I don't do this kind of hypothetical question, because it will never happen. I only look at the reality, I only look at it. You and our sons and daughters!"

Yang Ruoqing couldn't help but rolled her eyes, this idiot who doesn't know how to behave, a stubborn donkey,
It’s all said to be a hypothetical hypothesis, so you can’t accompany yourself to make a romantic hypothetical question, and you can’t say, I only love beauties and not Jiangshan?Why!

That's it.

"By the way, Qing'er, didn't you say you had something interesting to tell me earlier? What's the matter?" Luo Fengtang asked.

Yang Ruoqing came back to her senses, smiled, leaned into Luo Fengtang's ear and told him about Zhuge Qing's two servants following her.

After hearing this, Luo Fengtang flew into a rage and slapped the table next to him in anger.

"This Zhuge Qing, is he tired of working? How dare he get my daughter-in-law's idea? I think he is idle, so I will tell His Highness the Crown Prince that the National Defense Army is about to expand its strength, so arrest him and take him to the barracks!"

As Luo Fengtang said, he got up and was about to do it, but was dragged back by Yang Ruoqing.

"Don't worry, this Zhuge Qing is really not a thing," she said.

"Punish him, that's for sure, but I don't want to right now. I don't want you to use the power of the general to suppress this matter from top to bottom, because it's too cheap for him." She said.

Luo Fengtang frowned, and said: "Then Qing'er, what do you mean?"

The corners of Yang Ruoqing's lips curled up into a naughty smile, and she said, "There used to be a cat in the backyard of Lao Yang's family. When the cat caught a mouse, it was not in a hurry to swallow it. Instead, it wanted to play with the mouse. It's just eaten, so it's more interesting!"

(End of this chapter)