Splendid peasant girl busy farming

Farts

"Mother, don't we know who the fourth sibling is? She always speaks without meaning, so don't be as knowledgeable as her."

Mrs. Liu hurriedly followed up: "Yes, yes, mother, just treat me as a fart, and forget it if it stinks, okay?"

The word "short" is a taboo in the Tan family, and everyone in Lao Yang's family knows it well.

A long, long time ago, it was said that before marrying Lao Yangtou, Mrs. Tan had said that they were close relatives, but the other party called her short and worried that she would be short in the future.

As the saying goes, the father is short and the mother is short.

Later, Yuelao tied Lao Yangtou and Tan Shi together with a steel wire, so tall Yang Tou married Tan Shi who was not even under his armpits, and the sons he gave birth to were taller than the other.

Do you just say it's strange?
At any rate, Mrs. Tan felt elated.

But no matter how tall the children are, they can't hide the fact that the old lady is short, so Tan still doesn't like people saying that she is short.

With Mrs. Sun smoothing things over, Mrs. Liu put her posture in the mud again, and Mrs. Tan's anger eased a little.

But her tone of voice must still be unpleasant: "Since you know that you are farting, just tighten your buttocks, don't catch someone and let it go!"

Liu Shi smiled awkwardly.

Tan said again: "Nud Bodhisattvas are very angry. You started this matter first. Don't blame Bamei."

Mrs. Liu nodded again, "How can I? Am I so petty? Besides, I, an elder, can't be serious with a junior!"

Tan was quite satisfied with this answer.

"As for Li Wei, don't comment too much. Whether it's good or bad is someone else's business."

"When Lao Yang's family comes to them, slap the floor to separate the floor, and you can take good care of your own one-acre land."

Liu nodded again.

Tan picked up the tea bowl at hand and took a sip of tea, as if he wanted to continue preaching.

Originally, Mrs. Liu wanted to stay with Mrs. Sun for a while, but now she doesn't dare to stay any longer.

The excuse of boiling water in the pot at home is not acceptable, so Bamei Cao used it first, but Mrs. Liu is not afraid, she has a lot of ideas.

So, as soon as she turned her gaze, she clutched her stomach and resorted to the 'Shit Escape' in Liu's 360 Five Strategies.

"Oh, just talking about farting, I really have to go to the toilet, mother, third sister-in-law, you chat first, I'm going to shit!"

After saying this, Mrs. Liu ran away in a hurry.

Looking at Liu's back running away, Mrs. Tan spat.

"The shit is scared out."

Sun almost couldn't hold back her laughter.

"Mom, would you like some more tea?"

This question is actually a polite question from Mrs. Sun.

According to Tan's habit, at this time, she should say: Stop drinking, I should go back.

However, Mrs. Tan nodded, "Then have another bowl, and I'll chat with you a few words by the way."

Mrs. Sun's heart skipped a beat, what is Mother trying to tell me?

Mrs. Sun hurriedly got up to refill Tan's tea, and also put some snacks on the plate.

The previous snacks were all eaten up by Mrs. Liu when she was talking...

So Mrs. Sun suspects that Ms. Liu may not be scared to shit, but really eat too much and have a stomachache.

"Stop busy, sit down, and I'll tell you something." Seeing Sun's busyness, Tan said in a slow voice.

"Eh."

Mrs. Sun sat down docilely, put her hands on her lap, and looked at Mrs. Tan respectfully, waiting for the old lady's next order.

Tan did not beat around the bush, and straight to the point said to Sun: "There is one thing that is on my mind, and I originally planned to ask the fourth family to do it. After thinking about it, she might not be able to do it, but would even do something bad. "

"Your fifth sibling's temperament is probably not good enough. If you go underground, you are a younger generation. It is not convenient to do this. After thinking about it, you will be left."

Tan's foreshadowing made Sun really feel a little restless.

Inexplicably, her shoulders began to get heavy, as if the old lady was going to entrust her with a heavy responsibility to save the common people in the world.

If she had a choice, Sun really hoped that she would not be that lucky one.

"Mother, just tell me what you want to tell me to do. I will try my best to do whatever I can."

"It's really not good, please forgive me, old man." Sun said.

Mrs. Tan looked at Mrs. Sun with a pleasant expression, "Don't worry, your identity, the prestige of the third child in the village, Qing'er and Da'an's power are all there. You must have done a good job in this matter."

When Sun heard this, she smiled wryly.

But I was thinking in my heart, no matter what, I can't take advantage of the power of the children and the identity of the third son Lizheng to force it, otherwise it will lose people's hearts.

Even if you risk offending the old lady, you can't do it.

But Mrs. Sun didn't say anything, just looked at Mrs. Tan intently, and listened to her next order.

I only heard Mrs. Tan go on to say: "A few days ago, when I went to Lao Wang's house, Mei Er gave me a hard time again."

"When I came back, I lay in bed for two days, thinking about it. Maybe it's because the embolus is gone. When she encounters problems, she has no one to discuss with her. That's why I put all my energy into it. Put it on the two sons, like a confused old mother."

"It's definitely not going to go on like this. My children and grandchildren will have their own children and grandchildren. Meier is only 33 years old, and the days ahead are still long. I have to find someone to accompany her."

Hearing this, Sun suddenly remembered what Liu mentioned to her before, that Tan fell in love with Zhang Youfu and wanted to draw a red line for Zhang Youfu and Mei Er.

"I fell in love with Zhang Youfu from our village. Regardless of age or whatever, he is worthy of our Meier."

"Although Zhang Youfu's family has a paralyzed mother who can't help anything and has to take medicine all the year round, but our Mei'er also has two sons, and each has a bond, so it's evened out."

"In the past two days, you should go talk to Meier and convince her to get ready before leaving."

When Sun heard this, she couldn't help but said: "Mother, we mentioned before that Mei'er should leave the family while she was young, even if she didn't leave, she could just find someone to live with, but Mei'er refused to agree!"

"Before was before, and now is now." Tan said.

"Before, Wang Shuanzi hadn't passed a hundred days, and his bones were still cold. It's been half a year now, can it be the same?"

"But……"

"It's nothing, you just have to convince Mel to get ready."

Sun couldn't laugh or cry, "But mother, you can't slap me, even if I convince Meier, where is the blessing?"

When asked about this, Mrs. Tan actually raised her eyebrows and smiled with a confident look.

"Don't worry about this, I'll tell it, I'll tell it myself!"

Sun couldn't hide her shock.

Mrs. Tan glanced at Mrs. Sun, a little unhappy, "What? Did you underestimate me? Are you afraid that I will speak big?"

(End of this chapter)