Splendid peasant girl busy farming
Chapter 8113 Sisters
Chapter 8113 Sisters
The wizard raised his eyebrows, "What's wrong with my house?"
"Sister, don't you think your room is too deserted?"
"How is it possible? My golden toad and parrot are all my treasures. I don't know how lively they are with me!"
The female general waved her hands again and again: "Sister, they are all animals in the final analysis, but they can't do some things. Only men, men can bring you fun."
"Your house is missing a man!"
When men were mentioned, the female general frowned in disgust.
She turned her face away, blowing on the tea in the bowl, not wanting to talk to her sister.
At this time, the female general got up and walked around in front of the wizard, and stooped to bend down so that her gaze was level with that of her sister.
"Sister, I'm serious with you. You are not young anymore, you are still a baby. It's time to find a man to get rid of your body and taste the ecstasy."
The wizard turned his face to the other side: "Sister, I just want to concentrate on my cultivation, and I can't see those vulgar pleasures."
The female general also followed to the other side, "Sister, you haven't tried it, how do you know if you like it or not? Maybe you will become addicted once you try it?"
Because it was too close, the wizard saw the nose hairs in the female general's nostrils, so he pushed her away and stood up, standing in front of the portrait by the wall.
"Sister, in front of His Majesty, please stop saying those disgusting and vulgar words to me, you know me well, I'm not interested in men!"
The female general's complexion changed again and again, she stood up straight, and put away her previous hippie smile.
"Okay, my sister is not joking with you. I came here today to talk to you about business."
The wizard also stood up straight, looking at the female general.
The female general said again: "You also know that there are fewer and fewer men in our village. Even if we go outside to rob and coax men back, it will not alleviate the crisis."
"After thinking about it, I came to the conclusion that these men's bodies are too weak. Look at them, what do they look like? How good can the seeds left by such men be?"
"so what?"
"So, my sister, I recently got another man. This man looks like a top-notch guy, and he's also a trainer."
"Lian Jiazi?" There was a slight wave in the wizard's eyes.
"And in good looks,"
The trace of fluctuation in the wizard's eyes disappeared immediately.
So what about the dignified appearance?vulgar.
"Okay, I won't tell you too much. Tomorrow is your birthday. I'll send someone to your house when the time comes."
"At any rate, take a look at you first, and if you like it, stay."
"I don't like it, just send it away when the time comes!"
"Sister, don't send it away, I don't entertain men in this house, it's dirty my land, and offended His Majesty!"
The majesty the wizard spoke of was the person in the picture hanging on the wall behind her.
The female general also looked up at the portrait behind the sorcerer, a look of solemnity flashed across her eyes.
Then she said: "Your Majesty also had a man he liked at the beginning, so men will not rush against His Majesty."
"I don't care, I'm my sister, that man is a gift carefully prepared by my sister for you, you have to meet anyway!"
"Sister, take it and use it yourself, anyway, you are a waste of man." The wizard said.
The female general bared her teeth, "Do you think I don't want to? But I haven't finished the one in hand yet. No, I want to win him in one fell swoop just to make him happy. At this moment, if I get another man back, wouldn't all my previous efforts be wasted?" ?”
The wizard turned his back, "I'm going to be busy, so I won't see my sister off."
"Okay, I'll go on my own. Hey, if you weren't my own sister, I wouldn't bother to care about you. What's wrong with men? What's the point of liking women? Can women have babies with you? It's really a practice to give your head to practice. Silly……"
The female general walked away chattering, the wizard raised his sleeve and waved it, a gust of wind came out from the bottom of the sleeve and slammed the door hard.
If it wasn't because you are my own sister, I would have poisoned your tea long ago.
Suddenly, the door was pushed open again from the outside with great force, and a head poked in.
"By the way, sister, I have something to ask you."
"what's up?"
"Tell me, what do you like about this man with red lips and white teeth?"
"What do you mean?"
The female general scratched her head in embarrassment, and scratched off a pile of dandruff, as if it had rained snowflakes.
"Isn't that the one in my room? He won't follow me even if he's beaten to death, and he won't serve me. I don't want to use force this time. It's boring. If I want a favor, I'll do it. Hehe, you understand..."
The wizard's face became ugly, and he threw a small porcelain bottle over with a cold face: "Let him take this medicine, and I promise to be devoted to you. You are the only one in his eyes."
"But you must use your hard work as an introduction!"
The female general's eyes widened: "Isn't that just playing tricks on him? That's not going to work! What I want is willingness, not relying on these evil methods to control him."
"A crooked way?" The wizard laughed angrily. She looked at the big sister in front of her who looked like an iron tower, "Sister, do you still want him to fall in love with you with all his heart? Please forgive me for saying something harsh, people are precious." Self-knowledge, the woman that men like in the world should have a slightly different look from your elder sister."
"Sister, you, are you calling me ugly?" The female general blushed, as if she was not convinced.
"Sister, I didn't say you are ugly, no matter how ugly you are, you are still my own sister." The wizard said, "I just want to say, no matter what, if you want to be admired by a man, you must at least tidy up your nose hair first." .”
……
The female general was distraught on the way back, and it was not pleasing to anyone who caught her.
As soon as I arrived downstairs, I happened to meet Lao Zhang with a tray. On the tray was a bowl with a lid on it, and I didn't know what was in it.
"It's not time for dinner yet, what do you bring here?" The female general asked angrily.
Lao Zhang bent down and laughed together: "I dug a root of Polygonum multiflorum in the back mountain in the past two days. It is very old. I specially made soup and sent it to honor the general."
"He Shou Wu? What is that used for?" the female general asked absent-mindedly.
Lao Zhang said: "In our hometown, Polygonum multiflorum is a sacred product for women's beauty and beauty. A while ago, my daughter was sick, and the general rewarded her with medicine. This kindness will always be remembered in my heart!"
Beauty and beauty?
The female general, who had never paid attention to this area before, suddenly became interested.
"Open the cover and let General Ben take a look."
"Yes!"
Lao Zhang carefully lifted the cover.
The female general took a look, and her eyes straightened immediately.
It looks beautiful and smells a faint fragrance.
Even if it can't beautify the skin, it must taste good.
If it really can beautify the skin...
The female general touched her rough face, and looked up at the window on the second floor, with little pink hearts in her eyes.
"Okay, send it up to me. From now on, I will give it to the general for any beauty and beauty!"
(End of this chapter)
The wizard raised his eyebrows, "What's wrong with my house?"
"Sister, don't you think your room is too deserted?"
"How is it possible? My golden toad and parrot are all my treasures. I don't know how lively they are with me!"
The female general waved her hands again and again: "Sister, they are all animals in the final analysis, but they can't do some things. Only men, men can bring you fun."
"Your house is missing a man!"
When men were mentioned, the female general frowned in disgust.
She turned her face away, blowing on the tea in the bowl, not wanting to talk to her sister.
At this time, the female general got up and walked around in front of the wizard, and stooped to bend down so that her gaze was level with that of her sister.
"Sister, I'm serious with you. You are not young anymore, you are still a baby. It's time to find a man to get rid of your body and taste the ecstasy."
The wizard turned his face to the other side: "Sister, I just want to concentrate on my cultivation, and I can't see those vulgar pleasures."
The female general also followed to the other side, "Sister, you haven't tried it, how do you know if you like it or not? Maybe you will become addicted once you try it?"
Because it was too close, the wizard saw the nose hairs in the female general's nostrils, so he pushed her away and stood up, standing in front of the portrait by the wall.
"Sister, in front of His Majesty, please stop saying those disgusting and vulgar words to me, you know me well, I'm not interested in men!"
The female general's complexion changed again and again, she stood up straight, and put away her previous hippie smile.
"Okay, my sister is not joking with you. I came here today to talk to you about business."
The wizard also stood up straight, looking at the female general.
The female general said again: "You also know that there are fewer and fewer men in our village. Even if we go outside to rob and coax men back, it will not alleviate the crisis."
"After thinking about it, I came to the conclusion that these men's bodies are too weak. Look at them, what do they look like? How good can the seeds left by such men be?"
"so what?"
"So, my sister, I recently got another man. This man looks like a top-notch guy, and he's also a trainer."
"Lian Jiazi?" There was a slight wave in the wizard's eyes.
"And in good looks,"
The trace of fluctuation in the wizard's eyes disappeared immediately.
So what about the dignified appearance?vulgar.
"Okay, I won't tell you too much. Tomorrow is your birthday. I'll send someone to your house when the time comes."
"At any rate, take a look at you first, and if you like it, stay."
"I don't like it, just send it away when the time comes!"
"Sister, don't send it away, I don't entertain men in this house, it's dirty my land, and offended His Majesty!"
The majesty the wizard spoke of was the person in the picture hanging on the wall behind her.
The female general also looked up at the portrait behind the sorcerer, a look of solemnity flashed across her eyes.
Then she said: "Your Majesty also had a man he liked at the beginning, so men will not rush against His Majesty."
"I don't care, I'm my sister, that man is a gift carefully prepared by my sister for you, you have to meet anyway!"
"Sister, take it and use it yourself, anyway, you are a waste of man." The wizard said.
The female general bared her teeth, "Do you think I don't want to? But I haven't finished the one in hand yet. No, I want to win him in one fell swoop just to make him happy. At this moment, if I get another man back, wouldn't all my previous efforts be wasted?" ?”
The wizard turned his back, "I'm going to be busy, so I won't see my sister off."
"Okay, I'll go on my own. Hey, if you weren't my own sister, I wouldn't bother to care about you. What's wrong with men? What's the point of liking women? Can women have babies with you? It's really a practice to give your head to practice. Silly……"
The female general walked away chattering, the wizard raised his sleeve and waved it, a gust of wind came out from the bottom of the sleeve and slammed the door hard.
If it wasn't because you are my own sister, I would have poisoned your tea long ago.
Suddenly, the door was pushed open again from the outside with great force, and a head poked in.
"By the way, sister, I have something to ask you."
"what's up?"
"Tell me, what do you like about this man with red lips and white teeth?"
"What do you mean?"
The female general scratched her head in embarrassment, and scratched off a pile of dandruff, as if it had rained snowflakes.
"Isn't that the one in my room? He won't follow me even if he's beaten to death, and he won't serve me. I don't want to use force this time. It's boring. If I want a favor, I'll do it. Hehe, you understand..."
The wizard's face became ugly, and he threw a small porcelain bottle over with a cold face: "Let him take this medicine, and I promise to be devoted to you. You are the only one in his eyes."
"But you must use your hard work as an introduction!"
The female general's eyes widened: "Isn't that just playing tricks on him? That's not going to work! What I want is willingness, not relying on these evil methods to control him."
"A crooked way?" The wizard laughed angrily. She looked at the big sister in front of her who looked like an iron tower, "Sister, do you still want him to fall in love with you with all his heart? Please forgive me for saying something harsh, people are precious." Self-knowledge, the woman that men like in the world should have a slightly different look from your elder sister."
"Sister, you, are you calling me ugly?" The female general blushed, as if she was not convinced.
"Sister, I didn't say you are ugly, no matter how ugly you are, you are still my own sister." The wizard said, "I just want to say, no matter what, if you want to be admired by a man, you must at least tidy up your nose hair first." .”
……
The female general was distraught on the way back, and it was not pleasing to anyone who caught her.
As soon as I arrived downstairs, I happened to meet Lao Zhang with a tray. On the tray was a bowl with a lid on it, and I didn't know what was in it.
"It's not time for dinner yet, what do you bring here?" The female general asked angrily.
Lao Zhang bent down and laughed together: "I dug a root of Polygonum multiflorum in the back mountain in the past two days. It is very old. I specially made soup and sent it to honor the general."
"He Shou Wu? What is that used for?" the female general asked absent-mindedly.
Lao Zhang said: "In our hometown, Polygonum multiflorum is a sacred product for women's beauty and beauty. A while ago, my daughter was sick, and the general rewarded her with medicine. This kindness will always be remembered in my heart!"
Beauty and beauty?
The female general, who had never paid attention to this area before, suddenly became interested.
"Open the cover and let General Ben take a look."
"Yes!"
Lao Zhang carefully lifted the cover.
The female general took a look, and her eyes straightened immediately.
It looks beautiful and smells a faint fragrance.
Even if it can't beautify the skin, it must taste good.
If it really can beautify the skin...
The female general touched her rough face, and looked up at the window on the second floor, with little pink hearts in her eyes.
"Okay, send it up to me. From now on, I will give it to the general for any beauty and beauty!"
(End of this chapter)
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