Evil Emperor Zun

Chapter 963
Ever since playing Wei Shikong, Ye Shuo began to enjoy commenting and interacting with girls.However, due to his outspoken personality and typical "straight man's emotional intelligence", a series of car rollover scenes were born.

For example--

Series 1.

He Lianfeng wants to lose weight: don't change your name if you don't lose 20 catties! !

[Picture: Scale]

Ye Shuo: Then you may not be able to change your name.

He Lianfeng wants to lose weight: ...

He Lianfeng wants to lose weight: Ye Shuo!You tell me honestly!Do you think I'm fat now?

Ye Shuo: Fat.

He Lianfeng wants to lose weight: ……………

He Lianfeng wants to lose weight: ... no more love
Some boys will never understand what the "honest answer" girls want to hear.

Series 2.

*Yan Xuemeng Sweety*: I tried the legendary photo editing software for the first time, and I feel beautiful! [Very cute]
[Picture: Beauty Selfie]

Yan Yulin: You are beautiful every day, beautiful to my heart.Good morning, the girl favored by God [heart]
Yan Yueque: [Covering eyes] I still slipped away from this large-scale dog food spreading scene [tears]
__Cold Feng Boliang°: Good sister, what color is your lipstick?Really good looking!

*Yan Xuemeng Sweety*[Reply-Yan Yulin]: [Shy][Shy] Brother Yulin, don’t make fun of me, I will be embarrassed...

*Yan Xuemeng Sweety*[Reply-Yan Yueque]: If you hate [beating], you will bully me!Hurry up and find a girlfriend who will let you eat dog food to your fullest!

*Yan Xuemeng Sweety*[Reply-__Cold Feng Boliang°]: It is the Starry Sky Romance series, the round tube #036 is rose bean paste color~ We will go shopping next time and buy together! [Dear]
However, when Ye Shuo appeared in the comment area, the following style of painting became like this——

Ye Shuo: Why do you feel that you look different from usual?A little weird photo?

*Yan Xuemeng Sweety*[Reply-Ye Shuo]: Because I used retouching...it can cover up the blemishes on the face and make it beautiful.But after reading your comment, I suddenly doubt myself...

*Yan Xuemeng Sweety*[Reply-Ye Shuo]: Are the photos really not good-looking...[Poor]
Ye Shuo [Reply-*Yan Xuemeng Sweety*]: Well, it's very strange.

Ye Shuo [Reply-*Yan Xuemeng Sweety*]: Why do you want to retouch the picture, this is not you anymore.Aren't you pretty in normal times?

Yang Qingxin [Reply-Ye Shuo]: Brother Ye, you can't do this... After the girl took the photo, of course she wanted to praise her!
Ye Shuo [Reply - Yang Qingxin]: Is that so...

Some boys will never understand that girls are obsessed with makeup and photo editing.

Series 3.

After finally learning the lesson "you can only boast about girls' selfies", Ye Shuo put it into practice right away.

Gu Mingxi: To commemorate the first time I played Micro Time and Space!
[Picture: Beauty Selfie]

Ye Shuo: Looks good!
Gu Mingxi [Reply-Ye Shuo]: Thank you [cute]
Ye Shuo [Reply - Gu Mingxi]: This photo is much prettier than your own, have you edited it?
Gu Mingxi [Reply - Ye Shuo]: ...

Ye Shuo [Reply - Gu Mingxi]: But your picture editing skills are better than Xuemeng's.She is a little weird, but you can at least recognize it as you.

*Yan Xuemeng Sweety*:? ? ?
*Yan Xuemeng Sweety*: What's the situation...why did you see me appear... [small entanglement]
Shen Antong BABY [Reply-*Yan Xuemeng Sweety*]: Lying like you? [squinting smile]
*Yan Xuemeng Sweety*【Reply-Shen Antong BABY】: [Big cry][Big cry]
Some guys will never understand how to properly evaluate a girl's selfie.

Series 4.

Nangong Fei'er: Women, even if you become the dean, you should pamper yourself well!I finally bought all the shades of this series and told myself that I am still young!
[Picture: Lipstick]

Yu Ruoheng YRH: Dean Nangong has always been a beautiful girl! [Dear]
Nangong Fei'er [Reply-Yu Ruoheng YRH]: Our Ruoheng's mouth is getting sweeter and sweeter!Sister Fei didn't hurt you in vain!

Ye Shuo: Aren't these all red?Why do you have to buy so much?
Nangong Fei'er [Reply - Ye Shuo]: [smiles]
Nangong Fei'er [Reply-Ye Shuo]: Rich, self-willed.

Ye Shuo [Reply - Nangong Fei'er]: Oh oh [呲牙] Sure enough, you will be willful! [Thumbs up]
Nangong Fei'er [Reply - Ye Shuo]: [smiles]
Some boys will never understand the difference between lipsticks of different shades.

And, what does it mean when a girl replies with a [smiling] expression.

Series 5.

Xiaomei Xiaomei: Another sunny day!It's so boring to be stuck at home, is there anyone willing to go out with Xiaomei?

[Picture: Duzui selfie]

Ye Shuo: Stop thinking about playing, take good care of Yuyan!

Xiaomei Xiaomei [Reply-Ye Shuo]: Huh!

Some boys will never understand that it is a disaster to lift which pot is left unopened.

Series 6.

Shen Antong BABY: Today's little fairy, babbling~
[Picture: selfie with heavy makeup]

Ye Shuo: Why is your makeup so thick?I don't feel like a decent person anymore!And it is said that using too much cosmetics is not good for the skin, so don't melt it.

Shen Antong BABY [Reply-Ye Shuo]: Does it have anything to do with you?What kind of makeup did I put on to influence you to flirt?It's cool and stay there!
Maybe it's because she's been in the live broadcast room for a long time, but now she's getting more and more ruthless when she's pissing people off.Ye Shuo didn't understand why, so he could only explain in a hurry.

Ye Shuo [Reply - Shen Antong BABY]: No, I'm doing this for your own good! [curling lips]
Li Yue1314: Hey, our family is now a little fairy!My soul is going to be taken away by you hahahaha! [laughs] [laughs]
Ye Shuo [Reply-Shen Antong BABY]: Look, I am not the only one saying that now, some people call you a little fairy, change it quickly! [Pitiful]
Shen Antong BABY [Reply-Li Yue 1314]: My big baby, let’s give it a smack~
Shen Antong BABY [Reply-Ye Shuo]: You are the little fairy!Your whole family are goblins!
Some boys will never understand that his unintentional sentence has already stepped on many girls' thunder points.

Series 7.

Daying Meng Da Da: It’s the happy lunch time again~ Food is a great joy in life!
[Picture: Meal]

Yi Qingli: Only the beautiful scenery and food can not be let down! [laughing out loud]
Da Ying Meng Da Da [Reply - Yi Qingli]: [Cheers] [Cheers]
Ye Shuo: You eat so much by yourself?
Ye Shuo: Didn't you say you want to lose weight?How can you reduce it like this?
Daying Meng da da: err... not happy!Brother Gucheng, there is someone bullying me here! [crying]
Some boys will never understand...they don't understand so much.

Since then, these girls who have been "tricked" gave Ye Shuo a nickname: "Steel Straight Man".

……

Ye Shuo's head is full of bumps, but there are also some people who are born to be sociable, and talking to them seems to be a kind of enjoyment.

On this day, the entire micro-space-time is like a festival.That's because, the master of Tiangong, who lives above the Nine Heavens, has always been honored as a god, and is admired and worshiped by thousands of people, is finally going to be a guest in the live broadcast room for the first time.

In the past, he seemed to be shrouded in a layer of mist. Although he was powerful and revered, not many people had seen his true face.And this time, even commoners like them can worship God up close!

On the hot search list, the news of this interview has long dominated the screen.It is conceivable what kind of sensation will be caused after the interview starts.

Ye Shuo also waited in the live broadcast room.He dismissed those Internet celebrities, but the master of Tiangong... Anyway, he still wanted to see it.

Amid the endless calls from netizens all over the world, after the screen shook for a while, a clear picture finally emerged.

In the spacious and luxurious Heavenly Palace, the owner of the Heavenly Palace was dressed in a red robe and was lazily leaning on a revolving sofa. On the glass table beside him was a glass of fine red wine.The undulating vortex swayed an intoxicating rose red.

His appearance is one of ease and ease.On the contrary, the hostess sitting across from her was obviously at a loss when she faced such a top figure for the first time.

At the same time, the comment area in the live broadcast instantly exploded.

The bullet screens kept rushing up one by one, mixed with the reminder of gift giving, like a shocking tsunami.Many people didn't have time to see their own comments, nor could they see other people's news, but everyone took action to join this world-class carnival.

Most of these barrages reflect a message:
"Wow! Unexpectedly young! Unexpectedly handsome!"

Perhaps, many people have long imagined the god as a gray-haired old man, with bones and fairy wind, as tall as a green pine, as melodious as an ancient bell, no one expected that this strange person who commands all the planes, only from the appearance It seems that it looks like a young man in his 20s.And... he is even more handsome enough to satisfy all girls' fantasies!
Ideal type!This is the ideal type!Although many people know that it is impossible for them to have any interaction with him in this life, at this moment, there are still many girls who secretly regard him as the object of their dreams.

Jiang Jinkong still maintained that casual smile, glanced at the overwhelming barrage, and said with a smile:

"Seeing that everyone is exclaiming, I feel that I have failed. Because I can completely imagine what I would look like in your imagination before."

On the other end of the screen, a burst of loud laughter broke out.

Unexpectedly, apart from being young and handsome, adults are also so humorous!

Even the hostess relaxed a lot, raised the microphone in a timely manner, and said with a smile: "You really know how to joke, and you don't have the airs of a big man at all. This interview gave us a big surprise from the very beginning. Woolen cloth."

Jiang Jinkong smiled lightly and nodded, "Well, usually I'm the one in charge of activating the atmosphere, because other people will be nervous when they meet me for the first time."

"But there's really nothing to be nervous about. After getting to know each other for a long time, they will become skinnier than me."

"Maybe I have the ability to lead others astray."

The hostess covered her mouth and snickered, "You just let them be their true selves." At this time, she no longer had any burdens, and when she spoke again, it seemed that she was only facing a good friend.

As the interview continued, Jiang Jinkong's image was always a perfect combination of politeness, humor and talkativeness, and at the same time, he still retained a magnificent aura of pointing the country.You can feel his majesty, but you will never feel the slightest fear because of this majesty.

He seems to have pulled you to the same height as him. Looking at him, you will feel that you are no longer that small self, and you, like him, have the supreme power and status.This wonderful feeling is enough to make one's blood boil, and even the laziest person will have a desire to struggle.Because he can make you feel that as long as you work hard, anything is possible!
From time to time, the dialogue between the two made the audience outside the venue laugh, and the number of gifts continued to increase.About half an hour later, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was detonated again.

The Lord of the Nine Nether Palace directly smashed a gift of [-] million magic crystals, and the glittering and extravagant aura shocked everyone.

That's [-] million magic spar!Converted into Lingshi, I'm afraid it will be an astronomical figure, right?

You know, even if it's just [-] million spirit stones, ordinary people can't earn it after a few lifetimes of hard work!This number... is really astonishing!

However, there are also many seniors who are also in the Nirvana state, who can see the true meaning hidden in it.

At their level, no amount of money is just a number.Using this money to curry favor with the owner of Tiangong, the benefits you can get will be much more than the [-] million magic spar itself.

The Master of the Palace of Nine Nethers can be so generous and give wholeheartedly. In the whole world, there is probably only the Master of Tiangong.

While everyone was shocked by this heavyweight gift, Ye Shuo suddenly felt sick.

When he saw the Lord of Jiuyou and thought of all the evil things he had done, Ye Shuo had the feeling that "they are working together".

Unable to watch it any longer, Ye Shuo directly exited the live broadcast room.After entering the virtual space and meditating for a long time, his personal interface was pushed a lot of news, all of which were about the interview just now.

Among them, there is a detailed interview record, which is equivalent to a text version of the interview.Ye Shuo was patient, and still glanced briefly.

"I have always believed that no matter what mistakes you make, you can correct them, but if you lose your life, you really have nothing. So I have always put the prohibition of killing people as the first prohibition."

These are the original words of the master of Tiangong.

Then, why do you always turn a blind eye to the indiscriminate killing of innocent people in Jiuyou Temple?

When asked whether the Futian Xiao Pavilion was to check and balance the Jiuyou Palace.

The master of Tiangong replied: No, I don't need to check and balance anyone.The two of them, I just gave them a chance.Since they can grow to this stage, it means that they are really capable.Even if they didn't rely on my help at the beginning, I believe they will be able to succeed.

What a tactful answer... Ye Shuo sneered.

"When you know a person, don't listen to what the outside world says. After you get along with him, use your own feelings to judge. Why don't you trust your own eyes and trust the eyes of others? Do you think so? ?”

……

"What I say has always only represented my own feelings. I will not impose my views on anyone. If you agree with me, it is my honor. If you do not agree, it is your freedom."

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"Some people say, God, I beg you to worship you every day, why haven't I made a fortune yet? Then I said, don't worship me, this is really out of my control."

……

Even if it is the text version, the imagery is still very strong, Ye Shuo can completely imagine the tone and demeanor of the master of Tiangong at that time.

And this interview, once released, immediately swept the top 50 of the hot search list.

(End of this chapter)