Tiantang Splendid
Chapter 1033 Fang Jun Gets Beaten
Chapter 1033 Fang Jun Gets Beaten
The emperor's order cannot be disobeyed, so Fang Jun had no choice but to act as the head of the best man, that is, the position of "head of the wedding group".His reluctance and reluctance made His Majesty Li Er's other sons-in-law envy and hate.
They are both sons-in-law, why is there such a big gap?
In the end, everyone came to a self-deceiving conclusion. This is not because His Majesty Li Er loves Fang Jun, but because Fang Jun is physically strong and has a strong ability to resist blows, which is used to resist the "killing stick" after arriving at the Wang family.
Thinking of it this way, my heart immediately felt at ease.Do you think the chief best man is easy to be?
Only Fang Jun didn't have much experience in welcoming relatives, so he ignored it for a moment...
As soon as the good day arrives, all kinds of ceremonial guards gather in the palace, the sound of people is full of voices, drums and music are loud, and colorful flags are fluttering, and there are crowds of people...
Fang Jun stood in front of Li Zhi with a sullen face, accepting the instructions of the "Chief Commander of the Wedding Ceremony", and there will be a special person to remind him when he needs to pay attention. There is a lot to pay attention to, if you accidentally say something wrong, it will be bad, and making a joke is trivial, if you leave regrets for His Royal Highness Jin's wedding, who will take the blame?Who can afford it?
The reason why Fang Jun was sullen and unhappy was because of the two "chief and deputy commanders" of the wedding ceremony...
The commander-in-chief is Linghu Defen, who is responsible for controlling the wedding process as the Minister of Rites. This is his job, and no one else can snatch it away.What's more, it's right to do this kind of thing well, and if you don't do it well, you have to bear the wrath of His Majesty Li Er, only a fool will grab it!
The deputy commander-in-chief is also an old acquaintance, Li Chunfeng, a Taoist priest with a strong nose who is said to have devoted himself to studying astrology and numeracy...
The ancients believed in feng shui numerology. Which direction and which hour represent good or bad luck are destined by the heavens. Such a large-scale ceremony must have an expert who is proficient in metaphysics and numerology as professional guidance. No one is more suitable than Li Chunfeng.
If there is, then there is only Yuan Tiangang, another magician of the Tang Dynasty...
For Linghu Defen, Fang Jun looked down on him from the bottom of his heart, the old man is full of knowledge but he is extremely pedantic, always relying on his old age to show off his qualifications, he is not likable.And Li Chunfeng is a person Fang Jun is extremely afraid of and tries to avoid close contact with. This person is always mysterious and has some inexplicable "superpowers", which makes Fang Jun feel guilty every time he sees him. .
For example, now, when Li Chunfeng looks at Fang Jun with a smile, Fang Jun feels that all his secrets are hidden in front of this magic stick. This feeling is absolutely uncomfortable...
"Erlang is knowledgeable about heaven and man, and Pindao admires him deeply. I really benefited a lot from studying the classic book "Mathematics" given by Erlang. When I have time later, Pindao will come to visit. I hope Erlang won't get tired of the bad customers." Come to the door and don't hesitate to teach me."
Li Chunfeng took advantage of Linghu Defen's instructing Li Zhi, and smiled and flattered Fang Jun before making his own request.
Fang Jun sighed helplessly, rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "Every now and then I get tired of you, so you won't go?"
Li Chunfeng didn't feel any embarrassment at all, he laughed and said: "Erlang was joking, you are a hero with a broad mind, how can you be stingy with what you have learned?"
Fang Jun was speechless.
I'm not stingy with knowledge, I'm really looking at you with a guilty conscience...
"Aha, I'll talk about this later, I'll talk about it later...Look, old man Linghu called you..."
After finally sending Li Chunfeng away, Fang Jun wiped his sweat.
Don't do anything bad in your life, and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on your door in the middle of the night.With a secret in my heart that I can't confide or reveal, I will always feel guilty for no reason, and this feeling is really bad.But he can't tell anyone about the big secret of crossing, he can only bury it in his heart until the end of time...
It's really uncomfortable to have the biggest secret in the world hidden in my heart.
As soon as the wedding process was going on in an orderly manner, Fang Jun seemed listless. When it was time for him to speak, he would deal with a few sentences, and try to stay as late as possible for the rest of the time...
Li Chengqian walked up to him, and asked with concern: "Is Erlang not feeling well?"
Fang Junxin said: I don't know if my body is uncomfortable, and my nerves are also uncomfortable...
"It's okay, I'm just not used to it."
"Oh, that's good. But when we get to the Wang's house later, Erlang has to be careful, the whole Wang's family doesn't have a good impression of you..."
In the middle of speaking, Linghu Defen called him away again.
Fang Jun was a little suspicious.
It is certain that the Wang family is not right with him.
Among the Wang clans in the world, Taiyuan and Langya are the two most prominent. Since they have the same surname, they have always been connected and supported each other.And the two surnames of the two Wangs were at odds with Fang Jun. The Wang Xuean branch of the Langya Wang family was tossed to death by Fang Jun. Although the relationship improved now, it was just a discord between the face and the heart, and the estrangement could not be eliminated so easily.As the backbone of the Guanlong Group, the Wang family of Taiyuan seemed to be quite neutral even though they were usually quiet, but Fang Jun faced the strong pressure of the Guanlong Group. How could the Wang family of Taiyuan not feel the threat?
Old hatred and new hatred, that's all.
But what did Li Chengqian mean by reminding him to be careful?
Fang Jun was puzzled.
Fang Jun finally understood when he came to Wang's house to welcome the bride as the head of the best man riding a tall horse beside Li Zhi...
In the wedding ceremony of the Tang Dynasty, there was a very peculiar custom called "killing power stick". It is said that it was worried that the bride would be bullied by the man after marrying into her husband's house, so it is better to hit a few sticks when welcoming the bride so that the man will have a long memory , I will not dare to bully my wife too much in the future.
Of course, the bridegroom officer is today's protagonist, so what if his nose is bruised and his face is swollen?
The groom's official can't be beaten, and the one who gets beaten becomes the best man representing the groom's official...
The door of Wang's house was wide open, and the welcoming team headed by the bridesmaids and Li Zhi got off their horses and entered the gate. Then they heard a shout from someone in the aisle on both sides, and burst out a group of colorful and delicate women!
These women are not very old, all of them are beautiful and murderous, holding mallets, sticks and other objects wrapped in cloth strips in their hands, and they rushed forward aggressively!
Fang Jun was taken aback at first, thinking how could he forget that there is such a link in marriage?Although I also experienced it when I married Princess Gaoyang, after all, the royal family has strict rules, how could those princesses and concubines be so aggressive?It was just a formality, so Fang Jun didn't care much.
Only now do we know that the folk customs are so weird, and the female relatives in the family don't shy away from a high-ranking and dignified family like the Wang family in Taiyuan?If this is some wicked bridesmaid who has a dirty mind and takes advantage of the chaos...
Tsk tsk, that taste is delicious!
But it was just a shock, and then Fang Jun was relieved.
There were seven or eight bridesmaids who came here today, even if they were all beaten, how many blows can each person get on average?
However, he overlooked one thing...
There are indeed many bridesmaids today, but apart from him, they are all princes and princes. How can an idle woman dare to lay hands on the emperor's son?The custom is unavoidable, beatings must be done, since the emperor's son dare not hit him, it is probably okay for the prime minister's son to hit him a few times, right?
Therefore, Fang Jun is tragic...
The group of Wang family's relatives and women dressed in fancy dress rushed up aggressively, and they were all taken aback.They are all figures on the stage, and the Li family doesn't usually put on airs. Who wouldn't recognize the faces in front of them?
This can't be fought, even if you hit it!
But it doesn't work if you don't fight...
At this time, Fang Jun heard a voice from the women's family members who seemed to have known each other call out: "Fang Jun!"
Fang Jun looked at it in astonishment, wondering whose woman is so vicious?
Staring at my buddy, could it be that I abandoned him from beginning to end?
Looking up, I saw a little girl in the crowd wearing a light-colored embroidered dress, a beautiful and innocent face full of excitement, and a slender finger pointing straight at Fang Jun!
It was actually Xie Mingzhu from Jiangnan Xie's family who had a horn knocked out on her forehead by Fang Jun...
The eyes of the surrounding Wang family members all lit up when they heard this!
Oops, so this black-faced one is Fang Jun?
Although not bad looking, but this is the enemy of the family!Recently, the man in the family has been troubled by this person, and today is the opportunity for revenge, so he must look good to him!If the men in the family can't beat Fang Jun, can't the women also?
A group of women seemed to have discovered the female wolf that the male wolf wanted to mate with, and came straight to Fang Jun, howling and waving sticks excitedly!While Fang Jun was still in a daze, he was surrounded by a group of delicate women!
Xie Mingzhu looked excited, and whispered a few words in the ear of a girl with exquisite figure and delicate face, and saw the girl waved her small hand, and said softly: "Hit him!"
(End of this chapter)
The emperor's order cannot be disobeyed, so Fang Jun had no choice but to act as the head of the best man, that is, the position of "head of the wedding group".His reluctance and reluctance made His Majesty Li Er's other sons-in-law envy and hate.
They are both sons-in-law, why is there such a big gap?
In the end, everyone came to a self-deceiving conclusion. This is not because His Majesty Li Er loves Fang Jun, but because Fang Jun is physically strong and has a strong ability to resist blows, which is used to resist the "killing stick" after arriving at the Wang family.
Thinking of it this way, my heart immediately felt at ease.Do you think the chief best man is easy to be?
Only Fang Jun didn't have much experience in welcoming relatives, so he ignored it for a moment...
As soon as the good day arrives, all kinds of ceremonial guards gather in the palace, the sound of people is full of voices, drums and music are loud, and colorful flags are fluttering, and there are crowds of people...
Fang Jun stood in front of Li Zhi with a sullen face, accepting the instructions of the "Chief Commander of the Wedding Ceremony", and there will be a special person to remind him when he needs to pay attention. There is a lot to pay attention to, if you accidentally say something wrong, it will be bad, and making a joke is trivial, if you leave regrets for His Royal Highness Jin's wedding, who will take the blame?Who can afford it?
The reason why Fang Jun was sullen and unhappy was because of the two "chief and deputy commanders" of the wedding ceremony...
The commander-in-chief is Linghu Defen, who is responsible for controlling the wedding process as the Minister of Rites. This is his job, and no one else can snatch it away.What's more, it's right to do this kind of thing well, and if you don't do it well, you have to bear the wrath of His Majesty Li Er, only a fool will grab it!
The deputy commander-in-chief is also an old acquaintance, Li Chunfeng, a Taoist priest with a strong nose who is said to have devoted himself to studying astrology and numeracy...
The ancients believed in feng shui numerology. Which direction and which hour represent good or bad luck are destined by the heavens. Such a large-scale ceremony must have an expert who is proficient in metaphysics and numerology as professional guidance. No one is more suitable than Li Chunfeng.
If there is, then there is only Yuan Tiangang, another magician of the Tang Dynasty...
For Linghu Defen, Fang Jun looked down on him from the bottom of his heart, the old man is full of knowledge but he is extremely pedantic, always relying on his old age to show off his qualifications, he is not likable.And Li Chunfeng is a person Fang Jun is extremely afraid of and tries to avoid close contact with. This person is always mysterious and has some inexplicable "superpowers", which makes Fang Jun feel guilty every time he sees him. .
For example, now, when Li Chunfeng looks at Fang Jun with a smile, Fang Jun feels that all his secrets are hidden in front of this magic stick. This feeling is absolutely uncomfortable...
"Erlang is knowledgeable about heaven and man, and Pindao admires him deeply. I really benefited a lot from studying the classic book "Mathematics" given by Erlang. When I have time later, Pindao will come to visit. I hope Erlang won't get tired of the bad customers." Come to the door and don't hesitate to teach me."
Li Chunfeng took advantage of Linghu Defen's instructing Li Zhi, and smiled and flattered Fang Jun before making his own request.
Fang Jun sighed helplessly, rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "Every now and then I get tired of you, so you won't go?"
Li Chunfeng didn't feel any embarrassment at all, he laughed and said: "Erlang was joking, you are a hero with a broad mind, how can you be stingy with what you have learned?"
Fang Jun was speechless.
I'm not stingy with knowledge, I'm really looking at you with a guilty conscience...
"Aha, I'll talk about this later, I'll talk about it later...Look, old man Linghu called you..."
After finally sending Li Chunfeng away, Fang Jun wiped his sweat.
Don't do anything bad in your life, and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on your door in the middle of the night.With a secret in my heart that I can't confide or reveal, I will always feel guilty for no reason, and this feeling is really bad.But he can't tell anyone about the big secret of crossing, he can only bury it in his heart until the end of time...
It's really uncomfortable to have the biggest secret in the world hidden in my heart.
As soon as the wedding process was going on in an orderly manner, Fang Jun seemed listless. When it was time for him to speak, he would deal with a few sentences, and try to stay as late as possible for the rest of the time...
Li Chengqian walked up to him, and asked with concern: "Is Erlang not feeling well?"
Fang Junxin said: I don't know if my body is uncomfortable, and my nerves are also uncomfortable...
"It's okay, I'm just not used to it."
"Oh, that's good. But when we get to the Wang's house later, Erlang has to be careful, the whole Wang's family doesn't have a good impression of you..."
In the middle of speaking, Linghu Defen called him away again.
Fang Jun was a little suspicious.
It is certain that the Wang family is not right with him.
Among the Wang clans in the world, Taiyuan and Langya are the two most prominent. Since they have the same surname, they have always been connected and supported each other.And the two surnames of the two Wangs were at odds with Fang Jun. The Wang Xuean branch of the Langya Wang family was tossed to death by Fang Jun. Although the relationship improved now, it was just a discord between the face and the heart, and the estrangement could not be eliminated so easily.As the backbone of the Guanlong Group, the Wang family of Taiyuan seemed to be quite neutral even though they were usually quiet, but Fang Jun faced the strong pressure of the Guanlong Group. How could the Wang family of Taiyuan not feel the threat?
Old hatred and new hatred, that's all.
But what did Li Chengqian mean by reminding him to be careful?
Fang Jun was puzzled.
Fang Jun finally understood when he came to Wang's house to welcome the bride as the head of the best man riding a tall horse beside Li Zhi...
In the wedding ceremony of the Tang Dynasty, there was a very peculiar custom called "killing power stick". It is said that it was worried that the bride would be bullied by the man after marrying into her husband's house, so it is better to hit a few sticks when welcoming the bride so that the man will have a long memory , I will not dare to bully my wife too much in the future.
Of course, the bridegroom officer is today's protagonist, so what if his nose is bruised and his face is swollen?
The groom's official can't be beaten, and the one who gets beaten becomes the best man representing the groom's official...
The door of Wang's house was wide open, and the welcoming team headed by the bridesmaids and Li Zhi got off their horses and entered the gate. Then they heard a shout from someone in the aisle on both sides, and burst out a group of colorful and delicate women!
These women are not very old, all of them are beautiful and murderous, holding mallets, sticks and other objects wrapped in cloth strips in their hands, and they rushed forward aggressively!
Fang Jun was taken aback at first, thinking how could he forget that there is such a link in marriage?Although I also experienced it when I married Princess Gaoyang, after all, the royal family has strict rules, how could those princesses and concubines be so aggressive?It was just a formality, so Fang Jun didn't care much.
Only now do we know that the folk customs are so weird, and the female relatives in the family don't shy away from a high-ranking and dignified family like the Wang family in Taiyuan?If this is some wicked bridesmaid who has a dirty mind and takes advantage of the chaos...
Tsk tsk, that taste is delicious!
But it was just a shock, and then Fang Jun was relieved.
There were seven or eight bridesmaids who came here today, even if they were all beaten, how many blows can each person get on average?
However, he overlooked one thing...
There are indeed many bridesmaids today, but apart from him, they are all princes and princes. How can an idle woman dare to lay hands on the emperor's son?The custom is unavoidable, beatings must be done, since the emperor's son dare not hit him, it is probably okay for the prime minister's son to hit him a few times, right?
Therefore, Fang Jun is tragic...
The group of Wang family's relatives and women dressed in fancy dress rushed up aggressively, and they were all taken aback.They are all figures on the stage, and the Li family doesn't usually put on airs. Who wouldn't recognize the faces in front of them?
This can't be fought, even if you hit it!
But it doesn't work if you don't fight...
At this time, Fang Jun heard a voice from the women's family members who seemed to have known each other call out: "Fang Jun!"
Fang Jun looked at it in astonishment, wondering whose woman is so vicious?
Staring at my buddy, could it be that I abandoned him from beginning to end?
Looking up, I saw a little girl in the crowd wearing a light-colored embroidered dress, a beautiful and innocent face full of excitement, and a slender finger pointing straight at Fang Jun!
It was actually Xie Mingzhu from Jiangnan Xie's family who had a horn knocked out on her forehead by Fang Jun...
The eyes of the surrounding Wang family members all lit up when they heard this!
Oops, so this black-faced one is Fang Jun?
Although not bad looking, but this is the enemy of the family!Recently, the man in the family has been troubled by this person, and today is the opportunity for revenge, so he must look good to him!If the men in the family can't beat Fang Jun, can't the women also?
A group of women seemed to have discovered the female wolf that the male wolf wanted to mate with, and came straight to Fang Jun, howling and waving sticks excitedly!While Fang Jun was still in a daze, he was surrounded by a group of delicate women!
Xie Mingzhu looked excited, and whispered a few words in the ear of a girl with exquisite figure and delicate face, and saw the girl waved her small hand, and said softly: "Hit him!"
(End of this chapter)
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