Tiantang Splendid

Chapter 1035 Makeup reminder poem, I'm good at it! [Ask for votes! 】

The welcoming team entered the back house and stopped in front of Jin Wangfei's embroidery building.

The group of female relatives who had just beaten Fang Jun slammed into the embroidery pavilion with a loud smile, and closed the door tightly.Then, the master of ceremonies of the Wang family stood in front of the embroidered building and said loudly: "On this auspicious day, the congratulators compose poems to urge the bride to dress up. Only good words and sentences can fully show the match made in heaven. Please greet the bridesmaids and compose a poem to remind the bride!"

Then, everyone in the courtyard shouted together: "New wife, hurry up!"

Fang Jun was slightly stunned, and this process?
He knew about makeup poems, but why did he feel dizzy when he got married, as if there was no such thing?Even if he had that, he would compose poems by himself, but the bridesmaids at that time were all a group of friends who could compose shitty poems...

As soon as the master of ceremonies finished speaking, someone behind the door shouted coquettishly: "How can one song be done? Today's best man is Fang Jun, the most famous talent in Chang'an, at least three!"

"Not only do you need three songs, but each one has to be affirmed by us, right sisters?"

Fang Jun was speechless, hearing the voice was that Wang Xiuniang was doing something again.

It seems that Li Siwen must be given eye drops, and after getting married, he must take care of this girl...

But things like make-up poems don't bother me!

I used to have a girlfriend who was a Chinese major, she was a genuine female Wenqing, and when her best friend got married, she took Fang Jun to collect all kinds of make-up poems from ancient times and modern times, and strictly ordered Fang Jun to memorize them. Dedicated poems at the wedding ceremony, so as to show off the "quality" of your boyfriend.In the end, the two broke up before their best friend's wedding...

Looking back on the past, it is like a dream.

It seems that the stars are not from last night, for whom the wind and dew stand at midnight...

Forget the past.

"Three songs are three, wait and listen carefully!" Fang Erlang burst out with pride, as if he wanted to completely vent his past memories.

Everyone knows that every one of Fang Jun's poems is a classic, enough to be sung for a while and be famous forever, and everyone cheers up.

Li Zhi quietly pulled Fang Jun's sleeve, and said eagerly: "Brother-in-law, write two classics!"

Due to the limitation of subject matter, this makeup poem is generally difficult to have a classic.

If Fang Jun writes a classic that can be handed down to future generations today, and when future generations talk about this reminder poem, he should mention today's Jin Wang's wedding. Wouldn't it be the same as leaving a mark in the history books?
Fang Jun patted Li Zhi on the shoulder and said proudly, "Why is this so difficult?"

Everyone was amazed.

When others say this, it is arrogance; no one dares to ridicule Fang Jun when he says this!His past works have long established his position as the number one poet in the Tang Dynasty. If anyone refuses to accept it, then write a poem better than Fang Jun and have a look!
Fang Jun took two steps forward, memory flooded his mind like a tide, and he said: "It is rumored that the candle will be lowered to adjust the red powder, so that there will be no spring in front of the mirror stand. You don't need to wear makeup all over your face, and keep your eyebrows ready for painting."

Looking at the poems carefully, we can know that the object of "urging" described here is a woman.At night, she was "below the candles" in front of the "Mirror Stand", adorning herself with rouge and red powder.The word "chun" not only reveals the young woman's young age, but also symbolizes her beautiful appearance like spring. The way of "reminding" is also ingenious, not calling out rudely, but persuading politely: don't put "makeup all over your face" and "keep your eyebrows" for the "painter" to paint.The borrowing of the allusion that Zhang Chang was his wife's thrush in the Han Dynasty added to the intriguing artistic conception in the poem.

"it is good!"

There was a loud response in the courtyard, and there was applause.

Inside the embroidered building, there was also chatter and chatter.

Xie's family and Wang's family are relatives by marriage, so Xie Mingzhu is familiar with all the women of Wang's family.At this moment, Xie Mingzhu murmured and repeated Fang Jun's poems, and sighed: "This man is really powerful, how can such things as poetry be difficult for him?"

Wang Xiuniang frowned, gritted her silver teeth and said, "That can't be so easy, can it?"

Mrs. Wang couldn't sit still on the embroidery bed.

Mrs. Wang was just 12 years old this year. When she saw several cousins ​​messing around with Fang Jun, she said worriedly, "That Fang Erlang murders people like a horse and is so vicious. Why bother to provoke him? Let him pass quickly, in case you get annoyed." If you lose him, how can life be good?"

Wang Xiuniang smiled and said, "Why, my sister can't wait to get married?"

Wang's face blushed, she didn't dare to talk too much, and let her sisters mess around.

Xie Mingzhu then said: "Anyway, after passing this one, there are still two more. When the next one is not as good as this one, it will be considered as a failure?"

All the sisters nodded in unison. It would be shameful not to pass such a good reminder poem.

Wang Xiuniang had no choice but to say loudly: "This one has been calculated!"

Fang Jun outside the door laughed, and said in a non-stop voice: "I don't know what night it is, so I urged the balcony to get closer to the mirror stand. Who knows that a hibiscus planted in water will bloom in the bronze mirror."

"it is good!"

It was a jubilation again.

Wang Xiuniang in the Xiulou was completely depressed, why do you think this song is better than the one just now?
Xie Mingzhu gritted her teeth: "Should we make things difficult for him with the last song?"

Wang Xiuniang could only say: "That's fine..."

After the second song was passed, Fang Jun went all out and continued to chant loudly: "Wang's jade girl is precious, and she married the emperor's family; Tianmu mixes the heavenly powder, and the Japanese brother gives flowers. Urge to spread the tents of hundreds of children, and wait for the Qixiang car to be blocked; ask for makeup. No? Dongfang wants Xiaoxia!"

This time no one applauded, the whole yard applauded!
Wang Xiuniang and Xie Mingzhu in the Xiulou were completely dumbfounded. What kind of monster is this person? How can one song be better than the other?

Who can find fault with such a reminder poem?

Just as he was struggling, he heard an old voice in the courtyard say slowly: "As soon as Fang Erlang's make-up reminder poem comes out today, I am afraid that there will be no more make-up reminder poems since the Tang Dynasty! Wonderful and happy, the little girl in the building Daughters, invite the bridegroom officer to enter quickly!"

Wang Xiuniang stuck out her tongue and said shyly, "It's Aye..."

Hearing that it was Wang Gui who had spoken, the female relatives didn't dare to mess around anymore, they obediently opened the door to welcome Jin Wang Li Zhi and others in, and the building was full of laughter.

There was nothing wrong with Fang Jun for the time being, so he walked to the side of the courtyard, and bowed to Wang Gui, who had a hunched body and white beard and hair: "I have seen the Duke of Yongning."

Wang Gui chuckled: "Why do people who are about to die need to be more polite? It will take some time for the rules here, why don't you sit in the side hall for a while?"

Fang Jun knew that Wang Gui had something to say, so he hurriedly said, "I want to do what I want, I dare not ask you!"

He stepped forward to support Wang Gui's arm, only to realize that the old man was already thin and skinny, but like a candle in the wind, he was almost exhausted.

Wang Gui said warmly: "The old man can still walk, so why does he need help?"

Fang Jun said respectfully: "Respecting the elderly is a virtue of human beings."

Wang Gui laughed, and let him help him into the side hall.

Tea is served by servants.

Pointing to the tea soup in the teacup on the table, Wang Gui said: "Tea has been around for a long time, but it was only improved by Fang Erlang, and it has become a necessity that thousands of households flock to. There are countless of them, and this old man really admires them."

Like Wang Gui, who can be listed as one of the "Four Famous Prime Ministers in the Early Tang Dynasty", Fang Jun will naturally not be a simple Wang Gui who just praises himself.

After thinking for a while, Fang Jun said slowly: "In fact, tea has existed in ancient times. The reason why people haven't studied the method of improvement is probably not because others are inferior to me, but because others have never thought about it. Tang has been handed down from generation to generation, and the descendants will be self-sufficient and do not think about changes. The times are developing, and the trend of history cannot be reversed. The outcome would be very different, and not necessarily so pessimistic."

You always have a dead-headed and selfish mind, but you don’t know how you can follow the trend in today’s world, which has been driven by the emergence of new things such as maritime trade and gunpowder?

In the face of the general trend of history, any force that attempts to stop progress will be crushed into scum. Who cares whether you are a prince, general, or noble family?
Wang Gui raised her snow-white eyebrows slightly, and remained silent.

After a long time, he finally sighed: "The Guanlong Group is the cornerstone of the Tang Dynasty. Your Majesty's desire for power has skyrocketed, and he intends to settle the world's affairs with one word. This is not a good thing. Of course, the original intention of the Guanlong Group's resistance is not to care about itself. Interests have been damaged, but if the struggle continues like this, the result will be nothing more than increasing internal friction and causing instability in the country. Fang Erlang has the talent to serve as a prime minister, so why don't he give advice to His Majesty, instead of adding fuel to the flames?"

Fang Jun was silent for a while.

He carefully reviewed every sentence in his mind, and then said slowly: "I have heard a sentence before, and I think it is true."

Wang Gui asked, "Let's listen."

Fang Jun raised his eyes, stared at Wang Gui, smiled suddenly, and said: "If you seek unity through struggle, then unity will survive; if you seek unity through retreat, then unity will perish."

Wang Gui pondered for a while, then his white eyebrows trembled, and his face was suddenly moved.

　There will be a major power outage in the city tomorrow, and our small village will not be spared. The power of the laptop can only last for three hours, barely enough to write a chapter, so who knows how much tomorrow's update will be...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)