Tiantang Splendid

Chapter 1038

You ask me about such a technical thing as childbirth?

Fang Jun said dejectedly: "Dugu son-in-law, it's not my little brother who is so clumsy. Any one picked out from this room is a son and daughter who is around his knees and heirs are prosperous. The little brother has only just heard the good news. Are you asking the wrong person? Hey, you Take a look at this Concubine Xiao, that is the dragon spirit and tiger with amazing fighting power, and the members of the family are strong, from Xiao Dalang to Xiao Shishilang... this is an expert!"

Princess Xiangcheng's son-in-law Xiao Rui's fair cheeks were red, and he didn't know whether Fang Jun was praising or hurting others, so he couldn't stop crying and laughing.

Dugu Mou is a straight-hearted martial artist, he doesn't have so many twists and turns, because he once begged Princess Changle to talk about it, and he has a close relationship with Fang Jun, so he said bluntly: "This is different, Prince Xiao and Princess Xiangcheng I was 13 years old when I got married, and I gave birth to Lin'er the next year, which shows that I am in good health. But you and I, Erlang, have not had any activity for more than a year after we got married, and we got married much later, which shows that we are more or less There are some problems, tell me, you have a lot of contacts, have you got some secret recipe for seeking a child?"

Fang Jun's eyes widened, and he said angrily: "You are the only one who has problems, and your whole family has problems! A certain Fang Er is firm and rigid, so what's wrong with it?"

Almost pissed off by this guy!
It turned out that I thought there was something wrong with my father, so I asked a doctor for medicine and then recovered my male function?

Dugu Mou said awkwardly: "Erlang, don't blame, Erlang, don't blame, brother, I just remember that I lost my head..."

If you are angry with such a brainless guy, why don't you piss yourself off?

Fang Jun said angrily: "There is no secret recipe, but there is a suggestion. Eat one tiger penis and three liters of deer blood every day, practice constantly, and attack night and night. The total energy will change qualitatively, and your wishes will come true."

"puff!"

"Hahaha……"

Xiao Rui, Dou Kui, Tang Yizhi, Shi Renbiao, Du He and others roared with laughter.

Dugu met each other like a drop of blood, and said angrily, "Fart! If so, wouldn't he become a beast?"

Fang Jun spread his hands, and said helplessly: "So, the beasts give birth to one litter after another, Brother Dugu, you are working hard."

Dugu Mou was speechless, regretful in his heart, why did he ask such a question like a stick?
Xiao Rui at the side laughed so hard at the beginning, but then he smacked, why did his words sound a bit wrong?First, he talked about Changlong, his heir, from Xiao Dalang to Xiao Shishilang, and then he said that the beasts gave birth to litter after litter...

Didn't this little bastard call me a beast?

He wanted to turn his back on him, but looking at Fang Jun's calm face, he seemed to want to just talk nonsense for a while. If he stood up and accused him, wouldn't he be scolding himself?

People didn't mention you, it was you who insisted on pressing on your own head...

This made Xiao Rui depressed, he couldn't bear it, he couldn't say it, his face was flushed, he didn't know what to do.

When Fang Jun turned around, seeing Xiao Rui's expression changed, he asked in surprise, "What's wrong with Prince Xiao, you don't feel well?"

Xiao Rui opened his mouth and said depressedly: "This...it's okay, it's just that the room is a little hot."

Come on, bear with it, just pretend that I just heard a fart...

Although this side hall is not far from the Taiji Palace, most of the maids and servants in the hall have been transferred away. Several sons-in-law sat for a long time, but no maid came to serve tea and water.

From rushing to the Tai Chi Hall early in the morning to prepare various matters, to welcoming the relatives at the Wang's Mansion, until this moment, they are still hungry and thirsty.

Tang Yizhi complained: "This tossing and tossing about the red tape is purely tossing people, we can still rest, in this cold weather, isn't King Jin's small body going to be tossed out?"

Shi Renbiao also said: "Although it is not? There is not even a maid, and hot water is fine! How is this going to a wedding? It is almost in time for punishment..."

These words are obviously thoughtless, His Royal Highness's wedding ceremony, when it comes to you, it becomes torture?
Everyone kept silent, and no one responded.

Shi Renbiao also realized that he had made a slip of the tongue, and smiled awkwardly: "Haha, I made a slip of the tongue, you're starving and confused..."

Before the words were finished, there was the sound of small footsteps at the entrance of the hall.

Then, two young maids with beautiful faces, who were eleven or twelve years old, walked in from the entrance of the hall. First, they looked around the hall with their heads probed. The little maid with freckles said with a smile: "So the house consort is here, we have been looking for you for a long time!"

The other one was more stable, seeing a row of sons-in-law sitting in the hall, he hurriedly pulled the freckled maid to salute all the sons-in-law.

Tang Yizhi had sharp eyes, and when he saw the soup cans and food boxes in the hands of the maid, he smiled and said: "I was arguing just now and I was thirsty and hungry, so there are still maids who have eyesight, bring the food quickly, and starve to death Me!"

The smiles of the two maids froze, and they looked at each other. The freckled girl wondered, "Prince Tang, our Highness personally prepared this for the concubine..."

Tang Yizhi was stunned.

The two maids lowered their heads and came to Fang Jun in small steps, and then put on a sweet smile. The freckled maid put the soup pot in her hand on the table in front of Fang Jun, opened the lid, and a breath The rich aroma drifted out along with the light heat.

"My son-in-law, this is the wolfberry and black-bone chicken soup that His Royal Highness told your servants to cook for you. It has been brewed since the morning when you set off to meet your relatives. The heat is just right. It warms the stomach, relieves cold and nourishes the spleen and kidneys."

Another maid also put the food box on the table and said with a smile: "These are some pastries made by His Highness himself. His Highness knows that the concubine must have not eaten the rice, so he specially asked the slaves and sisters to bring you pads for your stomach."

Fang Jun felt warm in his heart.

He naturally knew these two little maids, they were Princess Jinyang's personal maids.

But the other sons-in-law didn't know each other, so Dugu Mou asked, "Which Highness's maid are you?"

The prudent maid bowed her arms and saluted, "If you go back to Prince Dugu, we are the maids of His Royal Highness Princess Jinyang."

Fang Jun ignored the others, stretched out his hand to pick up a piece of mille-feuille cake and put it in his mouth to chew, then took a sip of the thick and fragrant chicken soup from the soup pot, and let out a sigh of relief.

My brother-in-law didn't hurt my son in vain!
It's better to be my sister-in-law, my sister-in-law is my brother-in-law's caring little padded jacket...

He thinks so, but it doesn't mean that others think so too!
The rest of the sons-in-law swallowed, with resentful expressions on their faces.

Du Te is a brother-in-law, why is there such a big gap?

My sister-in-law favors one and treats the other more favorably, it's like stabbing the hearts of the brothers-in-law...

According to common etiquette, Fang Jun should contribute the food and chicken soup at this moment. How can it be better to be alone than to be happy alone.But when I think that since I left Taiji Palace in the morning, Sizi has been thinking about cooking chicken soup and making pastries for myself. This fresh and thick chicken soup and delicious pastries all contain Sizi's heart, how can Fang Jun be willing? Share with others?
Just play dumb and enjoy yourself.

"Hahahahaha"

"Suck Suck Suck"

Fang Jun ate a big meal, and the rest of the greedy sons-in-law stared blankly, cursing inwardly: Don't you have the spirit of dedication?You ate and drank yourself over there, and our stomachs growled here, do you really think this is really good?

Fang Juncai didn't bother to think about it, wanted to eat?Want to drink?Okay, let your sister-in-law give it to you!

He had a big appetite, and he finished off a plate of cakes and a jar of chicken soup in a rambunctious manner, wiped his mouth comfortably, and said with satisfaction: "Go back and tell your highness that the craftsmanship of making cakes has improved again, and it is worthy of praise!"

The freckled maid smiled coquettishly and said, "Your Highness must be very happy to hear that!"

The two maids cleaned up the mess, led the food box and left with the soup pot in hand.

The atmosphere in the store is getting weirder...

The sons-in-law were angry and jealous. Tang Yizhi sighed, rubbed his stomach, stood up and said in a lonely way: "I'm going out for a walk. I think the banquet is about to start, right? But Erlang, you're full, I'm afraid it's useless." Blessed to accept..."

After saying that, he got up and went out.

He doesn't want to stay with Fang Jun for a moment anymore, the official is older than me, the title is higher than me, and now even my sister-in-law treats you better than me, this is so f*ckingly aggrieved!Out of sight, out of mind, how about we go out to drink in the wind and get cold?
Several sons-in-law got up together and said: "Go together, go together."

The footsteps were in a hurry, only Fang Jun stretched his limbs contentedly, and hiccupped...

(End of this chapter)