Tiantang Splendid
Chapter 1044 Dad, please listen to the question!
Chapter 1044 Dad, please listen to the question!
Princess Jinyang rushed over after hearing the news, but she was one step late after all.
Looking at Fang Jun who was bloodied by his back butt after taking off his trousers, the little princess blushed with embarrassment, her eyes were also red, she pursed her lips and looked at her father resentfully, and said in a low voice: "Even if you did something wrong, just scold him!" It's fine, if it doesn't work, you'll be demoted, why did you beat him so hard..."
Princess Jinyang wore a pink and white cotton skirt today, and a lotus-colored half-arm blouse on her upper body. Her skin was supple and her face was beautiful. She pursed her lips and pouted with distressed expression. She was so cute.
She is distressed, and His Majesty Li Er is also distressed...
What exactly is going on?
How come it seems that one or two of his daughters are so close to Fang Jun?The evil fire that had been relieved by beating Fang Jun just now sprang out again. If it wasn't for worrying about the sadness of the fragile Princess Jinyang, His Majesty Li Er would really like to shout "[-] more hits"!
Seeing that her father's complexion was not good, Princess Jinyang didn't dare to say more, so she blamed Princess Changle again: "Sister, just stand here and watch, and don't want to dissuade father?"
Princess Changle was speechless.
She can naturally see that most of her father's anger came from Fang Jun staying in her bedroom last night, how can you persuade her?What position do you use to persuade?I'm afraid it's okay if I don't persuade myself, if I persuade you a few words, it may be more than a board...
Princess Jinyang squatted beside Fang Jun, embarrassed to see his wound, her heart ached so much that tears welled up in her eyes, she said softly: "Brother-in-law doesn't hurt, I'll call the imperial doctor for you, use the best Medicine, guaranteed not to scar."
Fang Jun smiled wryly.
It's okay to have scars there, right?Anyway, if you don't let people see it easily, you don't have to worry about whether it looks good or not.However, Princess Jinyang's heartfelt sorrow for her still made Fang Jun feel good. It is really very happy to have a gentle and well-behaved man who knows how to love his brother-in-law's sister-in-law...
*****
Good things don't go out, bad things pass thousands of miles.
In less than half a day, the news that Fang Erlang was once again beaten by His Majesty Li Erlang with a big board and screamed spread throughout the city of Chang'an as if he had grown wings.Although there is no impenetrable wall in the world, how dare the maids in the palace spread the word after being beaten by Fang Jun?
Therefore, Fang Jun seriously suspected that the old guy Wei Zheng deliberately spread the news everywhere in order to avenge Fang Jun!
Although the injury was not too serious, it was cold after all, and it would be bad if the wound was frozen.Therefore, Princess Jinyang personally sent her servants in the palace to send Fang Jun to Fangfu in Chang'an City under the escort of the imperial guards.
Seeing that his second son was beaten again, Fang Xuanling looked at the sky in silence, sighed, shook his head and walked into the house with his hands behind his back...
He made His Majesty furious every now and then, could it be possible that this kid was an enemy of His Majesty in his previous life?Looking at the civil and military affairs of the court, it is not uncommon to dare to fight against His Majesty, but there are only a few courtiers like my own boy who are beaten by His Majesty every two days and then reused as usual.
It can be regarded as a wonderful work of Zhenguan Dynasty...
Fang Jun's injury looked scary, but it was not serious.The guards who carried out the execution were very measured. They naturally knew that although Fang Jun had angered His Majesty now, but in a blink of an eye, he would definitely make His Majesty smile. If he beat him hard at this time, wouldn't he be a villain?Besides, who is Fang Jun?The father is Fang Xuanling, and the old father-in-law is His Majesty, a proper feudal official of the border, the founder of the county, and the most terrible thing is Fang Jun's temper of revenge, who dares to beat him seriously?
Don't die?
After applying the wound medicine and changing into a suit of clothes, Fang Jun lay down on the kang and sighed.
Fang Xuanling walked in with his hands behind his back, waved his hands away to dismiss the maids in the room, first looked at the wound, and felt relieved when he saw that there was nothing serious.After all, it is your own seed, how could you not feel distressed?
But the distress was over, and the anger came up again...
"Tell me, how did you provoke His Majesty again?"
Regarding this son, Fang Xuanling is also powerless to complain, why do you say you go to tease His Majesty every now and then?That is to say, now that His Majesty is getting older, his temper is much milder. If he were to kill decisively when he was young, he would kill you first in a fit of anger, and then say something else if he doesn't regret it. You won't cry to death!
Fang Jun called Zhuang Tianqu: "Father, the son really didn't provoke His Majesty this time! Not only did he not provoke him, but his son stood by his side to help him deal with Wei Zheng. Who knows why His Majesty suddenly turned his face?"
So he repeated the words of his dispute with Wei Zheng.
You are obviously on the side of His Majesty Li Er, why did you still beat me?
Fang Jun was puzzled, and felt that he was more wronged than Dou E...
When Fang Xuanling heard what Fang Jun said to Wei Zheng, his eyes widened, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he slapped Fang Jun on the back of the head, cursing: "You bastard, where did you learn these fallacies? To confuse the public, to confuse the public? If I were there at that time, I would have been able to take your skin off! Extravagance is justified, and diligence and frugality are wrong? Pooh! I think you are deceived by lard, thinking that you are capable, You don't take the people of the world, the sages and sages seriously, do you? It's ridiculous!"
Fang Jun covered the back of his head, and asked dissatisfiedly: "Well, father, come and tell me, what is wrong with my words? Where is the absurdity? I spend money to constitute the circulation of wealth, causing In the process of circulation, everyone benefits, what is wrong? Is it the right way to hold money tightly so that the world has no money to use?"
Fang Xuanling choked for a moment, speechless.
Just like Wei Zheng, he preconceived that Fang Jun was heresy, but it was difficult to refute it for a while.It's obviously wrong, but I just can't prove it. This kind of depression is really uncomfortable!
Fang Jun proudly said: "Can't you refute it? Hehe, then old Wei Zheng is still not angry. When it comes to economic wealth, how could he remember me?"
If Wei Zheng can't refute it, he can't be as good as you; if you can't refute it to me, I can't be as good as you?
Fang Xuanling became furious and scolded: "How many bowls of rice have you eaten, you bastard? Come up with a set of fallacies and heresies to fool people. Are you not ashamed but complacent?"
"You don't care how many bowls of rice I have eaten. There is no priority in learning, and the master is the teacher! Otherwise, I will give my father a question. If you answer it, I will admit my mistake. If you can't answer it, you have to admit that my theory is correct. , I wonder if my father dares to do it?"
Fang Xuanling was annoyed and slapped Fang Jun on the back of the head again, "I beat you to death, you read a few books, and you dare to ask yourself a question?"
Come up with a hammer question!
The so-called knowing son is like a father, how could a father not know what kind of virtue his own son has?Hearing Fang Jun's tone, Fang Xuanling knew that this kid must have learned some weird questions somewhere, and he was specially trying to make things difficult for others.If I can't answer it myself, wouldn't it be detrimental to the dignity of being a father?
Definitely can't be fooled!
But before his hand touched Fang Jun's head, an angry shout suddenly sounded from behind: "Dare to hit my son, I will fight you desperately!"
Fang Xuanling was so frightened that he couldn't hold back even this slap...
Mrs. Lu appeared at the door, her charming face was covered with frost, and her willow eyebrows were erected. She rushed to Fang Xuanling in two or three steps, and shouted: "My son said to give you a question, and you can answer it freely if you want to answer it." You, but why are you beating your son?"
Fang Xuanling said angrily, "Where in the world would I ever give my son a question?"
Lu Shi rolled her eyes and said aggressively: "Didn't my son say that there is no priority in learning, and those who have mastered it are teachers. Are you afraid that you will be ashamed if you can't answer it? I am not as good as my son. It is a joke to spread it, ha ha."
Fang Xuanling said angrily, "I'm not as good as him?"
Staring at Fang Jun, he said, "Come on, come on, let Weifu hear what tricks you're up to and what topics you're talking about."
Fang Jun secretly laughed, and said deliberately: "Is it better not to? My son is studying the connection between numerology and the economy recently, how to use numerology to accurately express the state of the economy. After all, my father is not very proficient in numeracy. I can't answer..."
Fang Xuanling was furious: "You son of a bitch, are you saying that I don't know how to count?"
Fang Jun sweated profusely: "How dare my son? It's just..."
"Don't use your eloquence in vain, and quickly explain the topic. What kind of hooks are three-pointed, four-stringed, and five-stringed? I really haven't learned it before?"
"Alright, listen carefully—there are three students who are going to Beijing for the exam. They are staying at night. There is only one room left in the inn. The three of them live together and it costs thirty yuan a night. The three students each paid ten yuan to make up for it. Thirty coins were given to the shopkeeper. Later, the shopkeeper said that since they are students who are taking the exam, it is not easy to go out, so I will give you 25 coins at a discount, and take out five coins and ask Xiao Er to return them. The child thought that it would be okay for three people to share five coins. There was no way to divide it, so they secretly hid two coins and gave each of the three students one coin. In this way, each of the three students took out ten coins and returned one coin, which means that they were spent nine coins, a total of 27 coins, and the children kept it privately. Two coins, a total of 29 coins. Then the question arises, where did the remaining penny go?"
At the beginning, Fang Xuanling stroked his beard indifferently, with a calm expression on his face.
Hearing the last word, his eyes widened suddenly, and he almost pulled his beard off...
Don't scold me for being irritable, the whole chapter is more than 2700 words, and the title section does not cost money...
(End of this chapter)
Princess Jinyang rushed over after hearing the news, but she was one step late after all.
Looking at Fang Jun who was bloodied by his back butt after taking off his trousers, the little princess blushed with embarrassment, her eyes were also red, she pursed her lips and looked at her father resentfully, and said in a low voice: "Even if you did something wrong, just scold him!" It's fine, if it doesn't work, you'll be demoted, why did you beat him so hard..."
Princess Jinyang wore a pink and white cotton skirt today, and a lotus-colored half-arm blouse on her upper body. Her skin was supple and her face was beautiful. She pursed her lips and pouted with distressed expression. She was so cute.
She is distressed, and His Majesty Li Er is also distressed...
What exactly is going on?
How come it seems that one or two of his daughters are so close to Fang Jun?The evil fire that had been relieved by beating Fang Jun just now sprang out again. If it wasn't for worrying about the sadness of the fragile Princess Jinyang, His Majesty Li Er would really like to shout "[-] more hits"!
Seeing that her father's complexion was not good, Princess Jinyang didn't dare to say more, so she blamed Princess Changle again: "Sister, just stand here and watch, and don't want to dissuade father?"
Princess Changle was speechless.
She can naturally see that most of her father's anger came from Fang Jun staying in her bedroom last night, how can you persuade her?What position do you use to persuade?I'm afraid it's okay if I don't persuade myself, if I persuade you a few words, it may be more than a board...
Princess Jinyang squatted beside Fang Jun, embarrassed to see his wound, her heart ached so much that tears welled up in her eyes, she said softly: "Brother-in-law doesn't hurt, I'll call the imperial doctor for you, use the best Medicine, guaranteed not to scar."
Fang Jun smiled wryly.
It's okay to have scars there, right?Anyway, if you don't let people see it easily, you don't have to worry about whether it looks good or not.However, Princess Jinyang's heartfelt sorrow for her still made Fang Jun feel good. It is really very happy to have a gentle and well-behaved man who knows how to love his brother-in-law's sister-in-law...
*****
Good things don't go out, bad things pass thousands of miles.
In less than half a day, the news that Fang Erlang was once again beaten by His Majesty Li Erlang with a big board and screamed spread throughout the city of Chang'an as if he had grown wings.Although there is no impenetrable wall in the world, how dare the maids in the palace spread the word after being beaten by Fang Jun?
Therefore, Fang Jun seriously suspected that the old guy Wei Zheng deliberately spread the news everywhere in order to avenge Fang Jun!
Although the injury was not too serious, it was cold after all, and it would be bad if the wound was frozen.Therefore, Princess Jinyang personally sent her servants in the palace to send Fang Jun to Fangfu in Chang'an City under the escort of the imperial guards.
Seeing that his second son was beaten again, Fang Xuanling looked at the sky in silence, sighed, shook his head and walked into the house with his hands behind his back...
He made His Majesty furious every now and then, could it be possible that this kid was an enemy of His Majesty in his previous life?Looking at the civil and military affairs of the court, it is not uncommon to dare to fight against His Majesty, but there are only a few courtiers like my own boy who are beaten by His Majesty every two days and then reused as usual.
It can be regarded as a wonderful work of Zhenguan Dynasty...
Fang Jun's injury looked scary, but it was not serious.The guards who carried out the execution were very measured. They naturally knew that although Fang Jun had angered His Majesty now, but in a blink of an eye, he would definitely make His Majesty smile. If he beat him hard at this time, wouldn't he be a villain?Besides, who is Fang Jun?The father is Fang Xuanling, and the old father-in-law is His Majesty, a proper feudal official of the border, the founder of the county, and the most terrible thing is Fang Jun's temper of revenge, who dares to beat him seriously?
Don't die?
After applying the wound medicine and changing into a suit of clothes, Fang Jun lay down on the kang and sighed.
Fang Xuanling walked in with his hands behind his back, waved his hands away to dismiss the maids in the room, first looked at the wound, and felt relieved when he saw that there was nothing serious.After all, it is your own seed, how could you not feel distressed?
But the distress was over, and the anger came up again...
"Tell me, how did you provoke His Majesty again?"
Regarding this son, Fang Xuanling is also powerless to complain, why do you say you go to tease His Majesty every now and then?That is to say, now that His Majesty is getting older, his temper is much milder. If he were to kill decisively when he was young, he would kill you first in a fit of anger, and then say something else if he doesn't regret it. You won't cry to death!
Fang Jun called Zhuang Tianqu: "Father, the son really didn't provoke His Majesty this time! Not only did he not provoke him, but his son stood by his side to help him deal with Wei Zheng. Who knows why His Majesty suddenly turned his face?"
So he repeated the words of his dispute with Wei Zheng.
You are obviously on the side of His Majesty Li Er, why did you still beat me?
Fang Jun was puzzled, and felt that he was more wronged than Dou E...
When Fang Xuanling heard what Fang Jun said to Wei Zheng, his eyes widened, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he slapped Fang Jun on the back of the head, cursing: "You bastard, where did you learn these fallacies? To confuse the public, to confuse the public? If I were there at that time, I would have been able to take your skin off! Extravagance is justified, and diligence and frugality are wrong? Pooh! I think you are deceived by lard, thinking that you are capable, You don't take the people of the world, the sages and sages seriously, do you? It's ridiculous!"
Fang Jun covered the back of his head, and asked dissatisfiedly: "Well, father, come and tell me, what is wrong with my words? Where is the absurdity? I spend money to constitute the circulation of wealth, causing In the process of circulation, everyone benefits, what is wrong? Is it the right way to hold money tightly so that the world has no money to use?"
Fang Xuanling choked for a moment, speechless.
Just like Wei Zheng, he preconceived that Fang Jun was heresy, but it was difficult to refute it for a while.It's obviously wrong, but I just can't prove it. This kind of depression is really uncomfortable!
Fang Jun proudly said: "Can't you refute it? Hehe, then old Wei Zheng is still not angry. When it comes to economic wealth, how could he remember me?"
If Wei Zheng can't refute it, he can't be as good as you; if you can't refute it to me, I can't be as good as you?
Fang Xuanling became furious and scolded: "How many bowls of rice have you eaten, you bastard? Come up with a set of fallacies and heresies to fool people. Are you not ashamed but complacent?"
"You don't care how many bowls of rice I have eaten. There is no priority in learning, and the master is the teacher! Otherwise, I will give my father a question. If you answer it, I will admit my mistake. If you can't answer it, you have to admit that my theory is correct. , I wonder if my father dares to do it?"
Fang Xuanling was annoyed and slapped Fang Jun on the back of the head again, "I beat you to death, you read a few books, and you dare to ask yourself a question?"
Come up with a hammer question!
The so-called knowing son is like a father, how could a father not know what kind of virtue his own son has?Hearing Fang Jun's tone, Fang Xuanling knew that this kid must have learned some weird questions somewhere, and he was specially trying to make things difficult for others.If I can't answer it myself, wouldn't it be detrimental to the dignity of being a father?
Definitely can't be fooled!
But before his hand touched Fang Jun's head, an angry shout suddenly sounded from behind: "Dare to hit my son, I will fight you desperately!"
Fang Xuanling was so frightened that he couldn't hold back even this slap...
Mrs. Lu appeared at the door, her charming face was covered with frost, and her willow eyebrows were erected. She rushed to Fang Xuanling in two or three steps, and shouted: "My son said to give you a question, and you can answer it freely if you want to answer it." You, but why are you beating your son?"
Fang Xuanling said angrily, "Where in the world would I ever give my son a question?"
Lu Shi rolled her eyes and said aggressively: "Didn't my son say that there is no priority in learning, and those who have mastered it are teachers. Are you afraid that you will be ashamed if you can't answer it? I am not as good as my son. It is a joke to spread it, ha ha."
Fang Xuanling said angrily, "I'm not as good as him?"
Staring at Fang Jun, he said, "Come on, come on, let Weifu hear what tricks you're up to and what topics you're talking about."
Fang Jun secretly laughed, and said deliberately: "Is it better not to? My son is studying the connection between numerology and the economy recently, how to use numerology to accurately express the state of the economy. After all, my father is not very proficient in numeracy. I can't answer..."
Fang Xuanling was furious: "You son of a bitch, are you saying that I don't know how to count?"
Fang Jun sweated profusely: "How dare my son? It's just..."
"Don't use your eloquence in vain, and quickly explain the topic. What kind of hooks are three-pointed, four-stringed, and five-stringed? I really haven't learned it before?"
"Alright, listen carefully—there are three students who are going to Beijing for the exam. They are staying at night. There is only one room left in the inn. The three of them live together and it costs thirty yuan a night. The three students each paid ten yuan to make up for it. Thirty coins were given to the shopkeeper. Later, the shopkeeper said that since they are students who are taking the exam, it is not easy to go out, so I will give you 25 coins at a discount, and take out five coins and ask Xiao Er to return them. The child thought that it would be okay for three people to share five coins. There was no way to divide it, so they secretly hid two coins and gave each of the three students one coin. In this way, each of the three students took out ten coins and returned one coin, which means that they were spent nine coins, a total of 27 coins, and the children kept it privately. Two coins, a total of 29 coins. Then the question arises, where did the remaining penny go?"
At the beginning, Fang Xuanling stroked his beard indifferently, with a calm expression on his face.
Hearing the last word, his eyes widened suddenly, and he almost pulled his beard off...
Don't scold me for being irritable, the whole chapter is more than 2700 words, and the title section does not cost money...
(End of this chapter)
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