Tiantang Splendid

Chapter 1139 I don't eat ugly ones

Early the next morning, Fang Jun woke up with a hangover and a splitting headache.

Fang Jun has always had a good capacity for alcohol, and Fangfu's fine wine is also pure distilled liquor without alcohol blending, so it should not be drunk after drinking.

But no matter how much you can drink, you won't be able to hold back the wolves!
He is Lord Shaolang, the backbone of these generals, and he will follow you in the fire and water, so he won't toast you with a glass of wine and put on airs, right?At first, the group of composers would toast Fang Jun wine in circles, Fang Junshang just took a shallow sip, but after arriving, the atmosphere was lively, the more he drank, the happier he was, how could he remember the deepness of Zhu Zang?On the contrary, it was he who caught Wei Ying and the others and forcefully forced them...

Fang Jun is really good at drinking, so a large group of people were forced to fuck by him. In the end, that kid Wei Ying was grabbed by Fang Jun's collar and drank a cup. It can be regarded as escaping from Fang Jun's clutches.

Fang Jun rubbed his head. Fortunately, although he was drunk, he didn't forget his butt injury. He slept on his stomach all night, and his whole body was sore.After taking a large bowl of hangover soup from the maid and drinking it, he got up, washed up, went outside and gave a punch, his headache disappeared and he was full of energy.

Can't help secretly lamenting that it's good to be young, have good physical strength, absorb well, and have tough skin... If it was a sub-healthy middle-aged man in his previous life, he would probably have to be hospitalized for an IV after drinking this meal.

Liu Laoshi and his sons walked into the yard carrying objects made of blueprints.

Fang Jun was taken aback: "So fast?"

Although this gadget has no technical content, it is a real new thing for the people of the Tang Dynasty. It is inevitable to think more about the structure and principle, and the craftsmanship is second.

Made it overnight...

It is astonishing.

Liu Laoshi smiled naively on his old face full of ravines, pointed with his thick fingers, and said with a smile: "This thing looks novel, but it is actually much simpler than a four-wheeled carriage. All the raw materials are ready-made. A few bastards finished it in half a day, but those craftsmen who played with flowers spent half a day working hard to make it look like this, I wonder if Erlang is satisfied?"

Fang Jun took a look. The gold-plated and jade-inlaid carvings are gorgeous. Where iron can be used, they are all made of shiny stainless steel, and where wood can be used, they are all high-quality red sandalwood...

"Not bad, tell me later, all the craftsmen who participated in the production will be rewarded with [-] yuan per person. Anyway, it's just such a small thing, so it doesn't matter how much you contribute depending on your status."

Fang Jun was very satisfied with the abilities of the craftsmen at home, and wondered if he should arrange some hell-difficult tasks for these "Tang Dynasty engineers"?

Perhaps, it is really possible to get the steam engine out...

The principle of the steam engine is not difficult, and the requirements for steel materials are not high. The only difficulty is rubber.If there is no rubber to seal the body, water and air will leak, and the utilization rate of steam will be very low.

Anyway, take your time, there is no synthetic rubber but natural rubber, and there are rubber trees in the dense forests of the Malay Archipelago.

Although I am a time traveler, I am just an ordinary person after all, and I can't do everything.As long as I can provide a correct direction, future generations can avoid many detours, and this nation may always stand on top of the world, without this "tragedy", that "treaty" and those messy things...

Liu Laoshi left happily.

The reward of one hundred qian may not be much for senior craftsmen like them, but it is enough to make those apprentices happily buy more than a dozen buckets of rice, enough for an old family to eat for a while...

Fang Jun brought people to the palace again. Today’s guards changed, but they all knew Fang Jun. When they saw him delivering something to Princess Jinyang, they let him enter the palace by themselves, and at the same time went to the guards in the palace. Report to the general.

Several servants carried the things brought by Fang Jun and followed Fang Jun to Princess Jinyang's bedroom.

The servants were very curious about what this thing that looked like a car was not a car, but a chair was not a chair, but they suppressed their curiosity and dared not ask because of Fang Jun's prestige.This Fang Erlang is a wonderful flower in the Tang Dynasty, and he can count on his fingers the number of people who can be so angry that His Majesty will beat him up every three days, and even personally teach him a lesson.

The most powerful thing is that he was almost killed by His Majesty in the Forbidden Palace yesterday, but today he swaggered again...

According to His Majesty's anger, shouldn't you avoid it a little bit?
Suspicious in my heart, I didn't dare to ask, and a few servants carried it lightly, not daring to be careless at all.

There is no way, although I don't know what this thing is used for, but look at the appearance of this gold-plated jade inlaid with pearls, it must be a priceless treasure.It's right to think about it, Fang Erlang, the god of wealth, made a move, could it be Fanpin?
But don't let it hit you, or you won't be able to pay for it if you sell yourself...

Fang Jun had just entered Princess Jinyang's bedroom when he heard Princess Hengshan's bluffing.

"Sister Xi, you don't even know that the steward of my palace went to Dongshi to do some shopping this morning. There was a lot of rumors in Dongshi, saying that my brother-in-law sent his family to turn the mountains and forests outside the city upside down. I almost caught all the badgers near Chang'an City, and they were still grilling in the village of Lishan in the middle of the night. Everyone said that my brother-in-law is a stick, and he can make such a big commotion when he is greedy for badger meat. Where is Tang No. [-] dude! Oh, sister Sizi, do you think the badger meat is delicious? Or, ask brother-in-law to roast some for us? I’ve never eaten it!"

Like Princess Jinyang, Princess Hengshan's "brother-in-law" can only be Fang Jun, and when meeting the other son-in-laws, she just calls out "so-and-so son-in-law" politely and dignifiedly, with a sense of distance.

This move made all the princes dissatisfied.

Just think, who wouldn't want to have a smart, beautiful and lively sister-in-law who pesters herself to ask for it, to play her temper or give her a smile from time to time?It's boring to make it look like a monarch and ministers behave well...

Princess Hengshan was drooling even after talking and making gestures.

As a princess, how could she eat such lowly food?
But for foodies, the less you can eat, the more attractive you are...

Princess Jinyang bit her lip lightly, her eyes sparkling.

My brother-in-law catches badgers everywhere...

Is it just for meat?

She hasn't forgotten the "badger seed oil" that Fang Jun mentioned in front of the imperial doctor yesterday. Presumably my brother-in-law is catching badgers to boil badger seed oil to treat my burns, right?

It's my brother-in-law who loves me the most...

The corners of Princess Jinyang's lips curled up slightly, and she was very happy in her heart.

While thinking this way in my heart, I saw Fang Jun's strong figure appearing at the door of the bedroom...

Princess Jinyang's eyes lit up, and she called out coquettishly, "Brother-in-law!"

Princess Hengshan stopped talking, turned around and saw Fang Jun, and immediately ran over, pulling Fang Jun's clothes, raised her face and asked excitedly: "Brother-in-law, is the badger meat delicious? Your family Is there any more, Xiaoyao really wants to eat..."

Fang Jun doted on the twin buns on her head in silence, touching them one by one, and said with a smile: "Of course there are, but I'm afraid His Majesty won't allow you to eat that. After all, it's a lowly thing, not worthy of a royal princess." identity."

Badgers are as lowly as pigs at this time, and the real Zanying family would disdain to eat them, let alone the royal family?
Princess Hengshan quit, grabbed Fang Jun's arm and acted coquettishly: "I don't care! I just want to eat! Xiaoyao is so hungry! Brother-in-law, please take me to eat, okay? If the emperor punishes me, then I will Just say that you let me eat it, anyway, you are not afraid of the father, at most you will get a few boards!"

Fang Jun was sweating profusely...

Oh, you are cured of gluttony, so you don't care if your brother-in-law is beaten or not?
Do you want to be so black-bellied, witch?
Fang Jun threatened her and said, "I really want to eat it? That's fine, my brother-in-law would rather be beaten by His Majesty, who would like our little one? But that badger is very scary, it has a dog's nose, a pig's body, and can emit The strange sound of 'feeding'..."

Princess Hengshan turned pale with fright.

Is that a monster?
It's so ugly, I still don't want to eat it.

"Then don't eat it... It's terrible! Just eat the little rabbit from the lamb, it's beautiful, how cute..."

Fang Jun was speechless.

What is going on in this girl's mind!

Does this count as a kind of bullying?

Looking up at Princess Jinyang, the little princess was showing a sweet smile to him.

Fang Jun suddenly felt better...

"Bring the thing in, Your Highness!" Fang Jun turned around and ordered the servant to bring in the thing that looked like a car, not a car, or a chair, but not a chair.

(End of this chapter)