Tiantang Splendid

Chapter 1525 Are you going to die?

With a dry cough, Fang Jun said: "Your Majesty is a model for all subjects in the world. I sincerely admire and admire you! Looking at the past dynasties, is there any emperor who can examine his own shortcomings and be brave enough to remonstrate with his subjects? Accept? Therefore, please keep your original intention, reflect on yourself from time to time, and never let yourself be too lazy to make progress... Well, the so-called people learn to be bad as soon as they have money, and your majesty's money is filled with billions of dollars, which can easily wear down your majesty's fighting spirit. Your Majesty is often content with enjoying himself because of the temptation of these goods... How about using these goods to help the humble ministers strengthen the foundry bureau, laying an indestructible foundation for the Tang Dynasty, so that the Tang Dynasty can be eternal and rule the world..."

At the beginning, His Majesty Li Er still stroked his beard and smiled, squinting his eyes slightly, and he was extremely receptive to Fang Jun's flattery.

Who doesn't like to hear good things?

Moreover, Fang Jun, the "sycophant", can always scratch His Majesty Li Er's itch, and the flattery he utters often makes His Majesty Li Er's whole body open up, making him feel at ease!
Courage to accept advice and broad-mindedness, His Majesty Li Er likes to hear such comments the most!
However, listening to it, it feels a bit wrong...

motherfucker!

This kid is still thinking about my inner money? !
Immediately flew into a rage, and shouted: "Bastard, how dare you say that you are not thinking about my money? I tell you, there is no way! Is it easy for me to save some money after working so hard? Do you know that I gave away my inner money earlier? How much to allocate to the household department? Now that I see that my internal funds are rich, come here to make an idea? Don't even think about it!"

motherfucker!

Is it easy for me to be the emperor?

"At the end of the Sui Dynasty, the people in the chaotic world were in dire straits. Production was almost completely paralyzed, and everything was left to be done. After he ascended the throne, he was robbed by that old rascal Jieli and almost emptied the Guanzhong treasury... Do you know how those days came?"

His Majesty Li Er became more and more angry as he spoke, and finally became furious. After leaving the book case, he suddenly got up and walked in front of Fang Jun, pointing his halberd and cursing: "I never eat more than four dishes per meal, and all the meals in the palace are compared to the previous emperor's." The time was cut in half, 200 maids were dismissed, and the dress of Empress Wende could not even cover her feet... I am the emperor! We are not compared to Qin Shihuang, who was buried by the army who dug a mountain for the mausoleum, or Sui Dynasty, who enslaved the world with dozens of dragon boats Emperor Yang, are you dissatisfied with just maintaining the dignity of an emperor? It would be fine if that old man Wei Zheng came to tell me so, but you are not only my servant, but also my junior, It's simply not a human thing!"

This time, His Majesty Li Er was really furious. He yelled at him and sprayed Fang Jun all over his face...

Fang Jun was terrified!
He didn't even dare to wipe his face, so he could only lower his head vigorously, avoiding the flying spit stars, regretting in his heart...

Am I so cheap?
It's okay, what are you doing to tease this Tyrannosaurus rex...

As for the funds needed by the Foundry Bureau, in fact, he already had a secret case, and there was no need to ask for His Majesty Li Er's internal funds.But seeing His Majesty Li Er's self-satisfied expression just now was a little uncomfortable, and for some reason, his brain twitched, and he said such provocative words like a psychopath...

In fact, he meant to make a joke. He usually has a lot of irregularities in front of His Majesty Li Er, and I have never seen this one getting so angry because of this. His Majesty Li Er is still very unruly... But now I listen His Majesty Li Er's scolding made Fang Jun realize that he had stabbed His Majesty Li Er's sore spot.

As an emperor but living a poor life, every copper coin has to be carefully considered where to spend it. From the history books, it may be regarded as an excellent quality, but for the emperor himself, it is by no means a glorious thing.

Especially when His Majesty Li Er mentioned Queen Wende...

Naturally, the relationship between the two husbands and wives need not be repeated, but as an emperor, he let his wife's dress not cover her feet... What kind of guilt and self-blame is this?
No wonder His Majesty Li Er is so angry!

Fang Jun wanted to slap himself, this mouth owes...

But then again, although we have touched on your pain points, which sentence is not honest?Anyone who has read the book knows that in addition to being diligent and caring for the people, the emperor should be low-key and simple and spend all the money where it should be used. Is it possible that you are quite a fool when you scold me like this?

When His Majesty Li Er got tired of cursing and stared out of breath, Fang Jun quickly nodded, bowed and bowed again and again, apologizing: "Don't be annoyed, Your Majesty, it's my humble servant who speaks nonsense..."

His Majesty Li Er gasped, glared at Fang Jun for a while, and then kicked Fang Jun's leg, cursing: "You bastard, are you trying to piss me off? Get out of here, I'll be furious when I see you!"

"Yes yes yes... this minister is at fault, this minister should get the hell out of here..."

Fang Jun apologized repeatedly, and when he walked to the door, he heard footsteps outside, rings jingling, and a faint voice came from the voice, he suddenly stopped, turned around and said: "Your Majesty is indeed wrong, your majesty will become a martial artist, and you will be unified." In the world, even the emperors of Qin, Han, Wu, Sui and Yang are hard to compare with His Majesty. What is it to open a mountain as a mausoleum? What is it to count dozens of dragon boats down the river? Your Majesty has ample money, so he should dig up the entire Jiuyi Mountain. Isn’t the imperial mausoleum ten times larger than Qin Shihuang’s mausoleum? Then the Grand Canal will be blocked, and a road will be built from Chang’an to Yangzhou, and bridges will be built across the mountains and rivers. It's..."

His Majesty Li Er was stunned...

motherfucker!

Since he dared to say such a joke, is this stick looking for death?

Then he was furious, his eyes widened, he pointed his halberd and shouted: "Stop for me!"

Where will Fang Jun stop?
"Didn't Your Majesty tell me to get out? I'm going to get out now..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he turned and ran.

His Majesty Li Er's lungs are about to explode, run?
If you run away from the monk, can you still run to the temple?
He shouted loudly: "Come here, give Fang Jun to me..."

Before the words were finished, a delicate and slender figure appeared at the door, it was Princess Jinyang.

Princess Jinyang's delicate and bright face was full of doubts, and she turned her head to look at something while walking. When she walked up to His Majesty Li Er, she wondered, "Why did my brother-in-law run away in such a panic? I don't even care about talking to him! It's really strange... Eh? Father, your face is so ugly, you seem to be very angry... Who is so courageous, dare to make father angry?"

Interrupted by Princess Jinyang, His Majesty Li Er also forgot to let the imperial guards catch up with Fang Jun and take him down. Hearing this, he said angrily, "Who else? It's not Fang Jun, who is not a son of man." !"

Princess Jinyang was taken aback. It is rare for her father to be so angry, so she hurriedly stepped forward to support His Majesty Li Er's arm, and said softly, "Sit down, my father, and I will pour you a cup of tea to calm down." ...By the way, what trouble did brother-in-law get into to make royal father so angry?"

Sitting on the chair, he reached out to take the tea poured by Princess Jinyang. Although His Majesty Li Er was furious, he was never willing to get angry in front of Princess Jinyang. The bastard said something, and then he said angrily: "Tell me, is this bastard trying to piss me off? Is he actually treating me like that extravagant and foolish king? It's not human!"

Princess Jinyang froze, turned her beautiful eyes, then raised her sleeves, covered her lips and giggled coquettishly.

My brother-in-law is really treacherous, he must have seen me coming and knew that I could dissuade my father from punishing him, so I boldly said those words to anger my father, otherwise how would he dare?
His Majesty Li Er's face darkened, and he looked at his beloved little daughter with a look of hesitation, and said displeasedly: "Why are you laughing? Could it be that you, like that bastard, think that I am a fool?"

Princess Jinyang smiled, and turned lightly behind His Majesty Li Er. A pair of snow-white soft clothes were gently kneaded on His Majesty Li Er's broad shoulders, and said softly: "Father, can't you see that my brother-in-law is doing it on purpose?" Angry father?"

His Majesty Li Er snorted: "You are so bold, I am the Son of Heaven, do you really think I can't chop off his head?"

Princess Jinyang grinned, blinked her beautiful eyes, and said: "Actually, father should understand brother-in-law's good intentions."

"What?" His Majesty Li Er laughed angrily: "You still need to understand him as a father? Listen to what that stick is saying, it's mocking your father!"

Princess Jinyang gently kneaded His Majesty Li Er's shoulders, her beautiful eyes sparkled, and she said with a light smile, "Then, after hearing what my brother-in-law said, does the emperor still have the desire to enjoy extravagance?"

His Majesty Li Er gave a slight pause...

Ok?
Could this be Fang Jun's alternative method of admonishment?
However, when he saw his little daughter staring at him with burning eyes and a little nervousness... he smiled wryly.

Really extroverted girls...

Princess Jinyang has been staring at her father's expression. Seeing her father laughing, she suddenly felt relieved, feeling a little proud of completing the task...

Since brother-in-law believes that she can dissuade the emperor from punishing him, then naturally she can't let brother-in-law down...

(End of this chapter)