Tiantang Splendid

Chapter 1670

Not only Ma Zhou, Cen Wenwen and others think that Fang Jun has no good intentions, but the eldest grandson Wuji, who was ridiculed and insulted by Fang Jun several times with poems, also thinks that Fang Jun is going to be a moth...

But it cannot be stopped.

Chu Suiliang has always looked forward to the Guanlong Group. Although Changsun Wuji looks down on him a bit, if he abandons him like a shoe, and fears that other family forces attached to the Guanlong Group will hurt him, he can only bear with him.But if Fang Jun is stopped right now, it is tantamount to thinking that Chu Suiliang's literary talent is not as good as Fang Jun's. In private, it's okay to be inferior to others.

He is a "lucky minister" who is proud of his calligraphy and prose...

Changsun Wuji's eyelids trembled and he kept silent.

His Majesty Li Er looked at Fang Jun with a worried look on his face. Based on his understanding of Fang Jun, he could tell at a glance that this kid had no good intentions. He might have to come up with a poem like "The Charcoal Seller" to insult Chu Suiliang. Fan, and even made Chu Suiliang notorious because of this poem's praise to the world...

But his eyes flickered, but he didn't say anything to stop it.

No one knows what is going on in his heart...

Fang Jun looked at Chu Suiliang with a smile, with a harmless smile on his face, very sunny and friendly, and said leisurely: "Chu Huangmen, listen carefully, this half that I came up with is—" Lie down on the beach One and a half years, today the waves beat you to turn around'...Come on, a certain talent is poor in learning, alas, a certain one can't complete the next line even after thinking about it, please enlighten me from Chu Huangmen."

His Majesty Li Er was immediately stunned... What the hell is this?

Hearing this half of Fang Jun's "poem", all the lords in the whole house couldn't help being stunned.

This is too nonsense, with no literary talent and no rhyme, it is not as good as the limericks in the city. Is this written by Fang Erlang, a "master of poetry" and "highly talented"?
This is definitely not Fang Jun's level!
Is it possible that this contains more profound knowledge, the essence that the vulgar people can't appreciate for a while?This is not unreasonable, the so-called "the avenue is the simplest", Fang Er's excellent poems never win with gorgeous rhetoric and exquisite rhyme. , to reach a state of "returning to nature"...

Including His Majesty Li Er, no one dared to criticize Fang Jun's two "poems" abruptly. Instead, they immediately contemplated every sentence and every word, trying to comprehend the meaning hidden in these ordinary words. to experience a different kind of spiritual feeling.

As a result, after digging out word by word and analyzing them one by one, it really gave everyone a taste...

motherfucker!

Isn't this mallet a curse? !
"Lie on the beach for a year and a half, today the waves will beat you back"... Chu Suiliang was banished from Beijing by His Majesty because of Wei Zheng's manuscript, and then recalled to Chang'an after reading his calligraphy, exactly one and a half years ago. For a year and a half, Chu Suiliang was indeed like an overturned tortoise. He seemed to be enjoying himself on the beach, but in fact he was anxious and suffering day and night because he couldn't turn over. As a result, the emperor called him back. When Beijing's imperial edict arrived, it immediately felt like a cool sea wave, knocking him over like a god's help, and he returned to the sea from then on, like a fish in water...

This is simply a vivid picture scroll spread out in front of you!
So vivid, so vivid...

Ma Zhou stared at Fang Jun dumbfounded, eyes full of disbelief, brother, we know you are talented, but it's really good that you can "talk dirty" casually like this?

Cen Wen put his hand on his forehead, not knowing what to say.

Full of splendid talents, but still want to humiliate others in such a low way, this guy is really a stick...

Yu Zhining's old face was dull, and he couldn't understand why Fang Jun couldn't have the virtues that matched him even though Fang Jun had such a talent?
It's too detrimental to write poetry and scold people...

Changsun Wuji shook his right hand into a fist, slammed it hard on the palm of his left hand, and cursed in his heart: I knew it!Where is this little bastard who suffers a little bit?Whoever makes him unhappy, he will find trouble!It's just because of this that I think of the phrase "You are waiting for me, I'll go buy an orange" that I haven't figured out until now, and I feel more and more depressed...

Fang Xuanling is a gentle and gentle gentleman with a dignified upright spirit, how could he give birth to such a wicked thing that must be punished?
His Majesty Li Er shook his head and sighed, there is no one can cure this bastard, thanks to Fang Xuanling's illness and did not go to court today, otherwise, if he was here, would he vomit blood for three liters of anger because of this rebellious son?

……

No one knows whether Fang Xuanling vomits blood or not, but Chu Suiliang really feels a sweetness in his throat at this moment, and has an urge to vomit blood!
Blood rushed to the top of his head, his face was red, Chu Suiliang slapped the table with a "bang", and yelled angrily: "Bastard! Fang Jun, how dare you insult me ​​so far? I will never die with you!" "

He was so angry that he was so bloody and dizzy that he didn't care if the emperor was watching, he immediately jumped onto the table in front of him, and rushed towards Fang Jun who was not far away like a tiger pouncing on his prey.The ministers around him were taken aback, especially Changsun Wuji, who quickly stretched out his hands to grab him.

Although Chu Suiliang's official status is not obvious, he is still a minister of the Guanlong Group with open flames. Fang Jun is a lawless stick. I am afraid that Chu Suiliang's face will be lost, how can he gain a foothold in the court, how can he further become the backbone of the Guanlong Group?

However, he underestimated Chu Suiliang's flexibility at this moment. Anger can tap the potential of the human body and make people do some actions that are usually difficult to do. The footsteps were nimble like a spirit ape jumping a stream, and he rushed towards Fang Jun, but suddenly the tiger descended the mountain!

As a result, Changsun Wuji was emptied...

Fang Jun was also taken aback, he didn't expect that Chu Suiliang would be so violent, dare to fight brazenly in the political affairs hall and in front of the emperor?
Seeing Chu Suiliang rushing towards him with his teeth and claws bared from the table, Fang Jun subconsciously leaned back...

Although anger can enhance the potential of the human body, it cannot turn Guo Jing into Hong Qigong overnight, and Chu Suiliang's rare agility does not mean that he has become Shen Lang who "walks on the snow without a trace". It wasn't the Baiyun City Lord who "comes west with one sword, flying immortals from the sky", but the result is that the sole of his foot stepped on the paper on the table, staggered, lost his balance, and under the dumbfounded eyes of all the people in the hall, he fell from the table. Falling down, it was a coincidence that he fell firmly in front of Fang Jun.

"piaji"

face down...

There was silence in the political hall, and a needle could be heard.

Everyone opened their mouths wide, dumbfounded by this sudden change...

Li Ji, who was next to Fang Jun, reacted quickly. Seeing Chu Suiliang fall and fall in front of Fang Jun's feet, with his face down and motionless, he hurriedly shouted: "Quickly send the doctor!"

Although this person is not welcome, if he falls to his death, then Fang Jun will definitely suffer great trouble.He held Fang Jun in high regard, how could he be willing to see such a situation happen?

Fang Jun was also taken aback, but the scene of Linghu Defen hitting a pillar on the court hall and pretending to be dizzy rang in his mind. He was suspicious, and leaned over to take a peek. But kept blinking...

really!

It seems that this guy is just like Linghu Defen back then. He felt ashamed and threw him home, so he simply pretended to be dizzy, and got through this embarrassing and dying scene...

Fang Jun hated Chu Suiliang the most.

This person is really talented, his pen, ink, poetry and painting are all top-grade, especially his calligraphy, which can be said to be famous through the ages, and his attainments are rarely matched.But this man is a dog and a dog who is devoted to his career, so his character is inevitably inferior, but he relies on His Majesty Li Er's favor to act recklessly, his eyes are higher than the top, and he doesn't know it. Few people in the court have a good opinion of him.

It's no wonder that in the future he followed the Guanlong Group and was demoted by Wu Zetian. In Tanzhou, Lingui, and Annan, he finally lived in a place of smog, but no one was willing to speak for him...

If he can grit his teeth and go to the end, even though his later life is miserable, later generations may also give him a memorial archway of "unyielding, upright and upright", but this person has no backbone, and the Guanlong Group gave him up without hesitation. He went to fight Wu Zetian for him, and immediately wrote a letter to Gaozong Li Zhi, pleading with him, telling him that he had served Gaozu and Taizong for a long time, and most firmly supported Gaozong's succession, etc. It was useless, Gaozong Li Zhi listened to his wife and ignored him at all...

This person is a sycophant, but it's a pity that there were countless capable ministers in the Zhenguan Dynasty, and it's hard for a low-level person like him to stir up troubles to influence the court situation, otherwise he will surely cause chaos and scold the court forever.

Fang Jun suddenly felt evil, Kan Kan kicked off his shoes, and wanted to stick his toes on the nose of Chu Suiliang who was pretending to be dizzy...

Unexpectedly, a burst of cold air hit the body, and when I looked up, I saw Li Ji staring at him with wide eyes, and Fang Jun looked over, and cursed in a low voice: "Bastard! How can you be so wicked?!"

Fang Jun had no choice but to laugh twice, and secretly put on his shoes before others rushed over to check on Chu Suiliang...

(End of this chapter)