Tiantang Splendid

Chapter 1726 tit for tat
The autumn rains in the south of the Yangtze River are falling, the vegetation is still lush, and the forests in Guanzhong are already dyed, and the mountains are all yellow.

The rustling autumn wind blows like a gust of wind, making the fallen leaves colorful and sad, wandering children miss their mothers, leave people and homesickness...

Tai Chi Palace, Dragon Palace.

Although the earth dragon has not been ignited, the doors and windows have been closed tightly. His Majesty Li Er knelt on the ground in a toga, his hair was not tied up, but tied behind his head with a yellow rope, which made Fang Jun look It's quite weird, it seems that I have traveled through the millennium and returned to modern times in a trance, and I saw girls with ponytails in the streets and alleys, or gay "comrades" in gay...

In front of him was a carved lacquer coffee table. Chu Suiliang was kneeling and sitting on one side in a broad robe with a refined temperament. He first put the tea into a white porcelain pot with a white jade teaspoon, and then poured the mountain spring water boiled on the stove into it. , Cover the lid and wait for about 3 minutes, lift the lid, and a strong tea fragrance will come out.

Now that the tea ceremony is flourishing, drinking tea has become an elegant way for people from all walks of life to flaunt their identity and show their status. It seems that the endless charm of itself and the artistic conception of meditation when drinking tea are insignificant. Various ways of drinking tea emerge in endlessly. Fang Jun, the "father of tea", was amazed.

When it comes to pretending to be coercive, those so-called nobles in the West are simply far behind...

Chu Suiliang used a bamboo spoon with a wooden handle to scoop out tea from the porcelain jar, and distributed it to His Majesty Li Er, Fang Jun, and the teacups in front of him one by one.

The tea soup was green, the cup was bright white, and the aroma was strong. Fang Jun took a sip and nodded in praise.

Although the way of brewing tea is a bit weird, it makes the aroma of the tea more intense, and it has a special flavor...

There is no need to pay too much attention to the quality and taste of tea when drinking tea. The highest state is the mood and artistic conception.

His Majesty Li Er obviously admired this way of brewing tea. After taking a sip of the tea, he nodded and praised: "The fragrance is rich and fragrant, and the aftertaste is long. It is a bit sweeter than the previous one. Waiting for the method of brewing tea to get the true taste of the tea, very good, very good."

Chu Suiliang said modestly: "The tea is good, the water is also good, I dare not take credit for it."

His Majesty Li Er smiled happily and said no more.

There is also a reason why he is willing to let Chu Suiliang accompany him.Although Chu Suiliang's character can't be called a gentleman, but he is intelligent, not only is he a master in calligraphy and painting, he is also proficient in some things of laughter and fun, and there are often unexpected joys.

He is a confident emperor, confident that he can control all his subjects, loyal and evil, good and evil, only in his eyes, it is not surprising that Chu Suiliang will play tricks.

Wei Zheng is a loyal and upright minister that is rare throughout the ages, but those people are by his side all day long, except for admonishing and reprimanding, what fun is there in being an emperor?

Fang Jun lowered his eyebrows and lowered his eyes, drinking tea in silence.

His Majesty Li Er glanced at Fang Jun, put down his teacup, and said: "Although you are allowed to go to the south of the Yangtze River to conquer the Goguryeo navy, but now the cold winter is approaching, and the sea is dangerous. It is better not to be brave. Goguryeo water Master is certainly a hidden danger, but it is just a disease of moss scabies, so don't be greedy for merit."

This is not a warning, but more like a reassurance.

Warmth rose in Fang Jun's heart, and he respectfully said: "I will obey His Majesty's will."

Chu Suiliang added tea to the two of them with a bamboo spoon, and interjected with a smile: "Your Majesty is worried about the son-in-law, but according to Weichen, it is unnecessary. The royal navy was created by the son-in-law, and it swept across the Qihai. With invincible hands, the enemy chieftains and pirates fled in anticipation of the wind. How could the few broken ships of the Goguryeo Water Division pose a threat to Fang Consort? This time he will go to the south of the Yangtze River to lead the expedition, and Fang Concubine will surely succeed in no time. To boost morale, here is a substitute of tea for wine, wishing the son-in-law victory and return to court."

As he spoke, he raised his teacup and looked at Fang Jun with a smile on his face.

I don't know, but I can really be fooled by the kind and peaceful expression on his face...

Fang Jun was grinning on his face, MMP in his heart.

motherfucker!

Do you know me well?
How dare you play aggressive games with my master!
Fang Jun raised his eyelids, looked at Chu Suiliang with a smile on his face, and instead of clinking glasses with him, he asked in surprise, "Chu Huangmen said that the Goguryeo Navy only had a few broken ships...Since your tone is so firm, how dare you?" Ask, how many broken ships are there?"

Chu Suiliang's face froze, and he forced a smile and said: "I just said casually, the Goguryeo Navy is weak, and the world knows it, but how can I know the number of warships?"

"Chu Huangmen clearly said that there were only a few broken ships in the Goguryeo Navy, but now he categorically denies it. Are you just playing with me, or are you joking?"

Fang Jun asked.

He didn't intend to expose it easily, since you dare to play tricks on me, then you have to be more rigorous.

Xu's body temperature rose after the hot tea entered his stomach, and Chu Suiliang's forehead was a little sweaty, and he forced himself to say: "The son-in-law was joking, and he made a slip of the tongue at a certain time, forgive me..."

He can only admit that he is playing Fang Jun, otherwise he is joking before the emperor. This crime is not light, and it cannot be said that he is deceiving the emperor, but he can't stand "frivolous words without secrets".

It should be known that he is a person who has been dispatched before, and he is especially afraid of the abjection and suffering of being exiled for thousands of miles after suddenly losing his backer...

I secretly groaned in my heart, why couldn't I bear it anymore, so I had to pick this stick?

His Majesty Li Er watched the two bickering with great interest. Chu Suiliang was slightly inferior in terms of talent and learning, and he was far behind Fang Jun in terms of words. Seeing Chu Suiliang's complete defeat, His Majesty the Emperor smiled and smoothed things over and said: " Dengshan, you are a civil servant, you have never rode a horse to fight, and you don't know the dangers of the battlefield, so you should be cautious in this regard, otherwise those narrow-minded people may catch your fault, and it will inevitably be embarrassing."

Chu Suiliang was even more embarrassed when he heard this.

He understood the emperor's intention to turn around, but his words were heard in his ears, but the emperor said unabashedly, "You are not as good as Fang Jun"...

This made him extremely difficult to accept.

Why?
I was born in a famous family, and I was educated when I was young. After being taught by Ouyang Xun and Yu Shinan, my talents are dazzling and praised by the world. Since His Majesty took the throne, I have been serving the king's affairs. How can I not be as good as Fang Jun? The mallet?
Fang Jun didn't seem to hear the emperor's teasing words, and said solemnly: "Your Majesty's words are very true. Chu Huangmen should repent and change. As the saying goes, flies don't bite seamless eggs. Rigorousness is a big taboo. What you said just now, you only need to say, "The Ministry of War does not know the size of the warships of the Goguryeo Navy with all the power of the country, but the Chu Huangmen know it very well. There may be hidden secrets in it" to frame you .”

This time, Chu Suiliang was really sweating profusely.

These words are really not to scare anyone. If they were put in the time of Emperor Sui Yang in the previous dynasty, if he said what he just said and was caught by his enemies and would not let him go, then he would be suspected of collaborating with the enemy, and he would have to die peeling skin.

Fang Jun continued: "However, there is no need to worry about Chu Huangmen. Your Majesty, who shines thousands of miles and sees every detail, will naturally not wrong your subjects. A certain one is even more magnanimous and doesn't care about you, so you should be lucky."

Chu Suiliang's face turned dark...

Are you magnanimous?
Hehe, if you really grabbed my braid, I'm afraid I'd be damned if I wasn't crushed to death...

His Majesty Li Er saw that Chu Suiliang, who had always been clever, was suppressed by Fang Jun's few words, and he had no room to resist. He shook his head helplessly, looked at Fang Jun and said, "The expedition is imminent, and you are considered battle-tested even if you don't fight at your age. I don't have anything to tell you, just be careful."

Speaking of this, he asked again: "A few days ago in Wulou Temple, I remember you promised to write a poem in memory of Empress Wende, do you have a draft?"

Fang Jun looked at His Majesty Li Er speechlessly, you are the emperor, so can you talk nonsense?
It's clear that you asked me to write it well, why did I ask for it on my own initiative?
All right, since you are so shameless, then I will go all out and take out a big killer today to spoil your mood, so that you can feel ecstasy and sorrow from it...

He looked at Chu Suiliang with a smile, and said: "Chu Huangmen is a master of calligraphy, a great contemporary Confucian, and his talents and learning are outstanding in the world, so... Could you please study ink for someone?"

motherfucker!

Chu Suiliang almost got angry and scolded his mother, if you want me to study ink, you can just say it, you have to be a lousy and disgusting person, why are you so annoying, kid?
But in front of the emperor, Chu Suiliang could only suppress his anger, and said with a straight face, "Yes."

Get up, go to the desk in front of the window to study ink.

Fang Jun chuckled, then got up and walked over, spread a piece of pure white rice paper on the desk, waited until Chu Suiliang had studied half a pool of ink, then picked up the brush and dipped it in the ink, writing like flying.

His Majesty Li Er stood in front of the desk with his hands behind his back, leaned slightly, and stared at the rice paper. He saw Fang Jun splashing ink and iron to draw silver hooks, and each and every one of his handsome handwriting stood out on the paper. Boundless, unthinking, self-unforgettable..."

Like a dull hammer, it hit His Majesty Li Er's chest hard, making his face pale as paper in an instant, and all kinds of thoughts and thousands of regrets rushed into his heart...

　Clay broke Curry's record, but Curry has countless fans...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)