Tiantang Splendid

Chapter 885 The enjoyment of life

"If you don't know it, get out! Eat, eat, eat, you will know how to eat, what else can you order?"

Fang Jun cursed.

Liu Rengui smiled, turned around and walked out, and touched a freshly fried fish fillet.If you scold him, you can scold him, and it is a blessing to be able to eat the food that the Marquis himself cooks and rectifies.

Fang Jun said angrily: "Eat it without washing your hands, it will kill you!"

Liu Rengui was taken aback, and quickly stuffed the fish steak into his mouth, but the fish steak had just come out of the pan, and the oil temperature was over 200 degrees, so hot that Liu Rengui stretched out his tongue and spit it out again, almost scalding his mouth...

The cook's job was robbed by Lord Hou, so he had no choice but to beat him up, dragged out a dining table and put it on the deck, put the bowls and chopsticks on it, and followed Fang Jun's order to take out a pot of white wine at the bottom of the cabin, in the corner of the kitchen I grabbed a handful of saltpeter, made some ice cubes, smashed them, and put them in a basin.

Steamed crabs, prawns and scallops, fried golden fish steaks, stewed white meat and tender yellow croaker, served with iced white wine, the warm light of the sunset is golden, the sea, the breeze, the blue sky, this is what it is Life!

Liu Renyuan drank a glass of cold wine, sighed slowly, squinted his eyes and praised comfortably: "Life is so far, what more can I ask for? It's a pity that old Xue Wufu enjoys it, and he has to rush to see the girls!"

During this period of time, Xue Rengui integrated into the group very quickly. He was capable and good at being a human being.

Fang Jun snorted: "You know what a fart! I don't know how coquettish and happy I am when I hug my wife and concubine now? You are so jealous and jealous!"

Lord Marquis turned on the poisonous tongue mode.

This made Liu Renyuan so depressed...

Who doesn't want to hug the pink and tender little beauty and do some favorite things every night?
But a letter came from my family a few days ago, saying that he had found a marriage in the local area, and asked him to take some time to go back and tie the knot.After all, at such an advanced age, it is time to carry on the family line.

Who knows that Fang Jun is just catching up with a series of troubles, and there is no time at all. What can Liu Renyuan do?Don't talk about going back to get married, even if you are a bachelor in this life, you can't abandon Fang Jun at this time!
Liu Renyuan decisively changed the topic: "Where's the young master of Yuming's family?"

Fang Jun stuffed a peeled prawn dipped in soy sauce, vinegar and other seasonings into his mouth, and pointed to the sky with his fingers.

Liu Renyuan looked up, and saw a white figure jumping lightly from the top of one mast to the other like a big bird, and then observing the knots of the sail up and down...

"What is he doing?" Liu Renyuan was incredulous.

"This person has obsessive-compulsive disorder. When he encounters something he doesn't understand, he has to study it to understand it, otherwise he won't be able to eat or sleep." Fang Jun said casually.

Liu Renyuan had some sympathy: "This is a disease, it must be cured!"

……

Fang Jun was speechless, why did this guy learn this stalk?

The soldiers on the nearby warship looked at this side enviously, drooling.But there is no way, they are all the officers of the navy, no matter how amiable the officers are in the army, they have to pay attention to their superiority and inferiority, this is a place with the strictest hierarchy.

Yuminglei finally understood the mystery in the sails, washed his hands, and came lightly.

This guy seems to be able to maintain this kind of sassy temperament at any time and in any environment. The clean and tidy clothes are mainly white, and even after flying around the mast for a long time, it is still not stained with any dirt.

This is a manifestation of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

As Liu Renyuan said, this is a disease that needs to be cured...

Yu Minglei took a sip of the wine, looked at the glass goblet in his hand, and praised: "This kind of glass is very good, it is very suitable for this kind of light drinking and slow drinking. It is very artistic and interesting. If you drink the red one Fruit wine will be better, the wine is gorgeous, crystal clear, and has a unique style."

Fang Jun didn't know what to say.

When it comes to the enjoyment of life, this guy is much better than himself.I just blindly pursue comfort, how comfortable I am, compared to others, Yu Minglei is a real nobleman, just one glance, I know that this kind of goblet and red wine are a perfect match...

Of course, it may be that I have seen too much, and this era is basically satisfied with my enjoyment of high-end novelties.Productivity is too backward, even an ordinary small city in later generations is more interesting than all the places in Datang.For modern people who have eaten and seen it in the 21st century, this little thing from the Tang Dynasty is really not enough to see, and it is basically unattractive.

Fang Jun felt that he had already sublimated spiritually.

There is no hope for material enjoyment, so they can only passively turn to a higher level of spiritual enjoyment.

Changing the inherent historical trajectory of this nation and this country by one's own power is a kind of greatest spiritual enjoyment...

"Where are the two Arabs?"

Fang Jun suddenly remembered those two guys, as if he hadn't seen anyone since the fleet arrived here.

Liu Renyuan pointed to a warship next to him: "That little monkey fell into lovesickness, and hid in the cabin sadly without thinking about food or tea. His servants were terrified and coaxing him."

Liu Rengui didn't know the reason for this: "Which girl have you taken a fancy to?"

Liu Renyuan glanced at Yu Minglei.

Yuming Leitch said, "What are you looking at me for?"

Immediately after he realized it, he stared and said, "Mother! Could it be that you fell in love with Xue'er?"

No wonder that day on the pier, I felt that the little Hu man was staring at his sister in a weird way, and he was actually thinking such dirty things!
Yu Minglei was furious, got up and went to clean up the bastard who missed his sister...

Fang Jun was sweating profusely, and hurriedly grabbed Yu Minglei: "I'm just thinking about it, what's the matter? Besides, that little Hussein is an Arab, and if he returns to Medina this time, he will never come back again in this life." It's the Tang Dynasty, it's like parting from life to death, the goddess in my heart will never see each other again in this life, what kind of regret is that? This shows that at least he values ​​love and righteousness."

Is there something wrong with the genes of Yuming's family?
One or two are all violent, always trying to solve problems with their fists.

But who is to say that people's fists are hard, and problems that can be solved with fists are not problems at all...

Yu Minglei said angrily: "I can't even think about it! A barbarian who drinks blood dares to covet my girl from Yu Ming's family. He really doesn't know how to do it. Let someone go and kill all these barbarians to save trouble!"

Fang Jun has black lines on his face...

Hurry up and hold on to Yu Minglei, rolled his eyes and said: "Brother, the barbarians are not all ruthless and drink blood, okay? The civilization of the Arabs is not much worse than ours. The old man of this little Hussein is also a prince. , the identity is not bad!"

Liu Rengui and Liu Renyuan on the side were all dumbfounded.

This gentle and handsome Mr. Yuming is actually a fiery temper?

It's really indescribable...

Fang Jun talked all kinds of things, and finally finally dispelled Yu Minglei's idea of ​​killing all the Arabs.

He just kept getting annoyed, and said angrily: "Damn barbarians, you actually ruined my little sister's reputation!"

Fang Jun's brain hurts.

If someone likes your sister, is it ruining your sister's reputation?
The generation gap of 500 years is really too huge. Even though Fang Jun has been traveling for a long time, he still cannot fully accept the current social customs.It is said that the atmosphere of the Tang Dynasty is open, but compared with the 21st century, it is simply nothing.

If you like your girl, you will kill her, even if the big factor is the barbarians you look down on, but when you travel to the 21st century, people will praise your wife for being beautiful, and even dance with your wife, Don't you want to be a blood-handed massacre?
Can't kill...

Yu Minglei was drinking, glanced at Fang Jun, and said domineeringly: "Since you stop me, then if my sister is not wanted by a good person in the future, you will have to take responsibility!"

"puff!"

"puff!"

Liu Rengui and Liu Renyuan spit out the wine in unison. Fortunately, they reacted quickly and did not spray directly on the face of Fang Jun who was opposite.

But Fang Jun's face turned red.

"Why?" Fang Jun couldn't understand.

Still have this?
Yuming Lei Youyou said: "It happened because of you. You recruited this little monkey barbarian, and it was because of you that he met my sister. My sister's reputation is damaged, so I naturally want you to come." Responsible, is there a problem?"

(End of this chapter)