The best little Taoist priest in the city

Chapter 204

"Now I would like to ask you a very simple question. Besides "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Journey to the West", and "A Dream of Red Mansions", what are the four great classics in ancient China?"

Zhongling wasn't very good at cultural subjects, but when he heard about this topic, his master had told him before, and he seemed to know it. "Huh? I know this question!" Immediately overjoyed, before the teacher called the roll, he raised his hand and said loudly, "Teacher, I know this question, I know."

Wang Jiayue didn't want to see Zhong Ling at first, but seeing that Zhong Ling's classmate loves to show off so much, and everyone should know about the question she asked, and he shouldn't make a mistake, so she wanted to give him another show opportunity.

Then he called by name and said, "Then Zhongling will tell us all, apart from the three masterpieces that the teacher just mentioned, there is another masterpiece."

Zhong Ling stood up and blurted out: "There is also "Jin Ping Mu Every"!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

All the students roared with laughter again, each of them leaned forward and backward, their guts hurt from laughing, and they were about to die.

One by one thought to themselves, this guy is really a super wretched man.

Chen Yuer, who was sitting at the same table with him, was also speechless for a while, is it really okay for you to moleste the beautiful teacher twice like this?

Teacher Wang Jiayue was so angry that her face was clear, and she looked at Zhongling with a look of hatred.

Seeing everyone's reaction, Zhong Ling felt strange, didn't he?He clearly remembered that his master once told him that "Jin Ping Mu Every" is the first of the four great classics in ancient my country?

Wang Jiayue thought that Zhongling was making trouble on purpose for the second time, but in fact Zhongling didn't do it on purpose this time, it was an unintentional mistake.Blame it on his unreliable master, that's how he was taught.

Wang Jiayue said angrily: "You shameless person who has never changed after you have been taught repeatedly, get out of here!!"

"Ah?" Zhongling was shocked, he didn't expect that he was facing such a serious punishment.

"Get out!!" Wang Jiayue continued to shout angrily.

Even though Wang Jiayue is a beautiful woman, once she loses her temper, she is very powerful. The whole class is silent and looks at him with their heads tilted.

Zhongling couldn't stand the atmosphere, and saw that all the spearheads were pointed at him, so he bowed his head in admiration and went out from the back door of the classroom.

Seeing Zhong Ling being kicked out of the classroom, Wang Jiayue calmed down and said gently, "Let's continue with the class."

It is said that after Zhongling walked out of the classroom, he had nothing to do, so he walked around the college.

Now most of the students have entered the classroom, and the campus is very quiet.There is only one place, but because of the construction, it seems a bit noisy.

This is a new science and technology building built by Yuanhe Noble School. It will be very gorgeous after it is completed.But it is still under construction at this time, and the entire building is covered with green nets, so I don't know what it looks like.

Zhongling came to the vicinity of this construction site, and some construction workers were coming in and out here, which seemed lively.

Zhong Ling thought to himself that he had nothing to do now anyway, so he might as well set up a street stall and sell the elixirs he refined, maybe he could earn some extra money.

So, he took out a piece of cloth from Tianshu World, spread it on the ground, put some bottles and cans on the cloth, and started to shout loudly:

"Everyone, come and have a look, take a look. Today, little brother, I am selling all kinds of special medicines in expensive places. If they don't work, you don't need money."

"There are Zenggao Pills, Breast Enhancing Pills, Slimming Pills, Healthy Pills, Zhuang Yiyang Pills and other special-effect pills here, all of which have special effects. If you buy it, you will earn money. If you don't buy it, it's not worth it."

"Come on, come on, especially the Zhuang I Yang Pill, the original price is rounded up to [-] million, and now the first promotion price is only [-]!"

"As long as [-], you can take home a bottle of yang strengthening medicine!"

The people who passed by were all construction workers. After Zhongling shouted, many people were interested in this guy's elixirs. They stopped and asked questions, but none of them had any intention of buying.

Others stopped to wait and see, and did not really want to buy.

At this moment, a skinny and ghostly man ran over and asked at the first sentence: "Master, do you have aphrodisiac medicine for sale here?"

Seeing that this guy looked like a potential customer, Zhong Ling quickly replied, "Yes, you can take home such a small bottle of aphrodisiac as long as [-]."

The thin man seemed to be very interested in Zhongling's aphrodisiac medicine, and then asked: "Master, is your medicine effective?"

Zhong Ling hurriedly boasted: "Of course, next time if your erection takes more than five hours, you should remember to call immediately."

The thin man was taken aback, and asked earnestly, "Why are you calling?"

Zhongling replied: "Apply for the Guinness Book of World Records!"

"Pfft...haha..."

A few construction workers resting and watching on the side of the road were immediately amused and laughed.

The thin man also blushed for a while, but after hearing Zhong Ling say that his medicine was so powerful, he continued to ask: "Your bottle is very small. It's just such a small bottle. How many pills are there in a bottle?"

Zhong Ling replied, "Five grains."

The thin man was startled, and said, "200 yuan a pill? This is too expensive."

Zhongling hurriedly said: "There is value in the price, you need to know how effective this pill of mine is. I guarantee that after you take these five pills, you will be a real man for the rest of your life."

The thin man was tempted, "Is it true? Can the medicine last for so long?"

Zhongling assured: "Of course it is true! This is a elixir from the fairy family. If it doesn't work, you can ask me to refund the money at any time!"

"it is good!"

So, the thin man hurriedly took out 1000 yuan, handed it to Zhongling and said generously, "No need to look for it!"

Zhong Ling hurriedly thanked him, and handed the small medicine bottle to the thin man.

The thin man picked up the medicine bottle and hurried away.

Zhongling continued to yell, and after a while, a young man walked up to Zhongling with tears in his eyes and an aggrieved expression on his face, and said, "Brother, I want to buy your elixir, my wife said I was just a courier. "

Zhong Ling was puzzled, and asked curiously: "Why does your wife say you are delivering the express?"

The young man was very aggrieved, "Said that I left every time I opened the door." After speaking, he began to cry.

Zhongling felt distressed for a while, "Then it really is a courier. Don't cry, buddy. With my elixir, I guarantee you that from now on, your wife will say that you are a plumber repairer."

Now it was the young man's turn not to understand, and asked, "Why?"

Zhongling explained: "At least an hour can be spent each time!"

The young man burst into laughter immediately, and said happily, "Well, I'll buy your elixir!"

Zhongling was overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "Thank you, thank you, what else do you need next time, I will take care of my little brother's business." Xin Dao sold this elixir, and in just a short time, he has already earned 2000 yuan!

(End of this chapter)