The best little Taoist priest in the city
Chapter 394
Chapter 394
The proprietress covered her mouth and giggled: "Giggle, handsome boy, isn't this a good assignment? You want your handsome apprentice to sleep with this fat man tonight? As for you, you can sleep in this girl's boudoir. That way, everyone won't have to squeeze in!"
After the proprietress finished speaking, "giggle..." she laughed frivolously.Laughter is trembling like flowers and branches, and there are waves and waves on my chest.
As soon as Lu Sanfa heard that he was sleeping with Chen Yuer, he was excited at that time. The chubby him hurriedly moaned and agreed: "Okay! I think this proposal is really good! Then we should allocate it like this? Brother Zhong, The lady boss will be yours tonight!"
Chen Yu'er immediately gave Lu Sanfa an angry look, and said, "Lu Sanfa, you have a good idea! This girl would rather sleep on the street than sleep with you!"
Zhong Ling also yelled and cursed in his heart, Nima, this coquettish proprietress, compared with Yu'er?That's still a thousand miles away!Tell me to trade Yu'er for her?There is a hole in my brain!
Even if he slept with Yu'er tonight, he would never let Lu Sanfa sleep with Yu'er!
Then he quickly expressed his attitude with a smile: "Miss Boss, I'm going to your boudoir tonight, I won't go on this path, the bed in your room is quite big, the three of us can sleep even if we squeeze together."
When Lu Sanfa heard it, he was overjoyed again, and nodded stupidly: "Yes, yes! Three people can sleep in one bed! Isn't it just a squeeze! It's okay, it's okay. I don't mind, I don't mind .”
Chen Yuer hurriedly questioned: "Master, what are you talking about? The three of us sleep together? How is this possible? What's going on in your mind?"
On the other hand, Zhong Ling looked determined and said to Yu'er: "Yu'er, don't worry, can Master treat you badly?"
After finishing speaking, he said to Lu Sanfa: "Brother Lu, you said just now that you will pay for the money, so you can go and settle the bill with the proprietress now. If there is no accident, we will live here for about a week. .But just in case there is a possibility of leaving beforehand, let’s rent it for three days first! Isn’t that too much?”
When Lu Sanfa heard that the three of them could sleep together tonight, especially Chen Yuer, the perfect goddess in his heart, was also squeezed into the same bed!That spirit is so special!
I am very longing in my heart, what if Miss Yu'er wants to take a bath tonight?What if you only wear pajamas to sleep?What would it look like if she only wore underwear and panties, showing off her perfect figure?What would it look like in pajamas?
When she sleeps, she doesn't roll around, does she?What if it falls on me?My God, I'm so looking forward to it!
Lu Sanfa thought so in his heart, let alone 5000 yuan a night, if sister Yu'er slept together, he would be willing to spend 5 yuan a night!
So he agreed with all his mouth: "Okay! I'll pay the money now!"
The proprietress looked at Zhongling with a bit of reproach, seeing that he didn't seem to be interested in her, so she didn't say much.Leading Lu Sanfa, the two paid the money and went.
After Lu Sanfa paid the money, he came back with a happy smile on his face.
Seeing him like this, Chen Yu'er knew that he was thinking something funny, but she still asked angrily, "Lu Sanfa, why are you laughing! It's so funny!"
It was only then that Lu Sanfa realized that he had lost his composure, quickly suppressed his smile, and said solemnly: "It's nothing, it's nothing."
After finishing speaking, I couldn't help but wanted to laugh excitedly, so I turned my head away, covered my mouth and smiled "hehehe" a few times, and then returned to a serious look.
Zhongling asked seriously: "Brother Lu, have you paid the money yet?"
Lu Sanfa immediately greeted him with a flattering smile and said, "Of course I did."
As soon as Zhongling heard that Lu Sanfa had paid the money, he immediately changed his face, and said in a dignified tone: "Brother Sanfa, you have seen the situation in this room, there is only one bed in total! And we men and women, three How do you sleep alone? Yu'er is a girl, and it is obviously inappropriate to share a bed with us two big men. So, I can only wrong you, brother Sanfa, tonight you go outside and find a bunk on the floor!"
"Hehehehe..." Chen Yu'er covered her mouth and started laughing when she heard this.
When Lu Sanfa heard this, he became excited immediately, and said, "But didn't we all agree just now that the three of us can deal with it if we squeeze together?"
Zhongling said angrily: "You think beautiful? My Yu'er is such a beautiful girl, can I really arrange her to sleep with you?"
"Ah?" Only then did Lu Sanfa realize that he had been fooled by Zhongling again, so he asked the landlord to say: "But I rented the house and paid the money, why should I be kicked out, you two?" A sleeping room? Otherwise, the two of you go outside to find a bed on the floor, and I, Lu Sanfa, can sleep in this room alone?"
"No!" Zhong Ling immediately refused.
Then threatened: "Lu Sanfa, you don't want to go out to sleep, right? That's good, Yu'er knows how to deal with you, Lu Sanfa."
After finishing speaking, he winked at Yu'er, which meant to say: "Yu'er, come on!"
Chen Yu'er immediately stood up and said: "Lu Sanfa, I, Chen Yuer, count to three, if you still don't get out of this room, then I will go to the street and call you Lu Sanfa is here! I see those Maoshan faction How will the disciples react when they hear it! I'm starting to count now!"
"one!"
"two!"
Lu Sanfa couldn't stand it immediately, compared to fighting for the right to sleep in this room, it was much worse than being discovered by the Maoshan faction!
Hastily scolded: "Oh my god! You are a pair of liars, master and apprentice! I am scared of being played by you! I will never trust you two again!"
After speaking, he got up and walked out the door.
When I walked to the door, I suddenly remembered something, so I turned around and asked: "By the way, the three of us squeeze together. You said that men and women are not suitable, so here comes the problem. You two, the master and the apprentice, share the bed together." , sharing the same room, is this appropriate?"
Unexpectedly, both Zhongling and Chen Yuer looked at him with sullen eyes, and at the same time they opened their mouths loudly: "None of your business!!"
It's almost a common hatred, and it's done in one go, and both of them are in a good mood!
In Chen Yuer's mind, sharing a room with Zhongling is better than sharing a room with Lu Sanfa, a fat man, right?So in the absence of a choice, of course she prefers to share a room with Zhong Ling!
"Okay! You two can do whatever you want! As long as you two are happy!" Lu Sanfa left such a harsh word, and left without looking back.
So, Lu Sanfa walked out of the room very unhappy, and there were only Zhongling and Chen Yuer left in the room, staring at each other, a little embarrassed, but also a little ambiguous.
Zhong Ling broke the embarrassment and said with a smile: "It's so cool! I'm looking forward to tonight!!"
This is simply a once in a lifetime opportunity! !
(Chapter 2!)
Recommend a friend's book, "Mr. Yin Yang: Haunted by Hundred Ghosts".If you have a book shortage, you can go and have a look.
(End of this chapter)
The proprietress covered her mouth and giggled: "Giggle, handsome boy, isn't this a good assignment? You want your handsome apprentice to sleep with this fat man tonight? As for you, you can sleep in this girl's boudoir. That way, everyone won't have to squeeze in!"
After the proprietress finished speaking, "giggle..." she laughed frivolously.Laughter is trembling like flowers and branches, and there are waves and waves on my chest.
As soon as Lu Sanfa heard that he was sleeping with Chen Yuer, he was excited at that time. The chubby him hurriedly moaned and agreed: "Okay! I think this proposal is really good! Then we should allocate it like this? Brother Zhong, The lady boss will be yours tonight!"
Chen Yu'er immediately gave Lu Sanfa an angry look, and said, "Lu Sanfa, you have a good idea! This girl would rather sleep on the street than sleep with you!"
Zhong Ling also yelled and cursed in his heart, Nima, this coquettish proprietress, compared with Yu'er?That's still a thousand miles away!Tell me to trade Yu'er for her?There is a hole in my brain!
Even if he slept with Yu'er tonight, he would never let Lu Sanfa sleep with Yu'er!
Then he quickly expressed his attitude with a smile: "Miss Boss, I'm going to your boudoir tonight, I won't go on this path, the bed in your room is quite big, the three of us can sleep even if we squeeze together."
When Lu Sanfa heard it, he was overjoyed again, and nodded stupidly: "Yes, yes! Three people can sleep in one bed! Isn't it just a squeeze! It's okay, it's okay. I don't mind, I don't mind .”
Chen Yuer hurriedly questioned: "Master, what are you talking about? The three of us sleep together? How is this possible? What's going on in your mind?"
On the other hand, Zhong Ling looked determined and said to Yu'er: "Yu'er, don't worry, can Master treat you badly?"
After finishing speaking, he said to Lu Sanfa: "Brother Lu, you said just now that you will pay for the money, so you can go and settle the bill with the proprietress now. If there is no accident, we will live here for about a week. .But just in case there is a possibility of leaving beforehand, let’s rent it for three days first! Isn’t that too much?”
When Lu Sanfa heard that the three of them could sleep together tonight, especially Chen Yuer, the perfect goddess in his heart, was also squeezed into the same bed!That spirit is so special!
I am very longing in my heart, what if Miss Yu'er wants to take a bath tonight?What if you only wear pajamas to sleep?What would it look like if she only wore underwear and panties, showing off her perfect figure?What would it look like in pajamas?
When she sleeps, she doesn't roll around, does she?What if it falls on me?My God, I'm so looking forward to it!
Lu Sanfa thought so in his heart, let alone 5000 yuan a night, if sister Yu'er slept together, he would be willing to spend 5 yuan a night!
So he agreed with all his mouth: "Okay! I'll pay the money now!"
The proprietress looked at Zhongling with a bit of reproach, seeing that he didn't seem to be interested in her, so she didn't say much.Leading Lu Sanfa, the two paid the money and went.
After Lu Sanfa paid the money, he came back with a happy smile on his face.
Seeing him like this, Chen Yu'er knew that he was thinking something funny, but she still asked angrily, "Lu Sanfa, why are you laughing! It's so funny!"
It was only then that Lu Sanfa realized that he had lost his composure, quickly suppressed his smile, and said solemnly: "It's nothing, it's nothing."
After finishing speaking, I couldn't help but wanted to laugh excitedly, so I turned my head away, covered my mouth and smiled "hehehe" a few times, and then returned to a serious look.
Zhongling asked seriously: "Brother Lu, have you paid the money yet?"
Lu Sanfa immediately greeted him with a flattering smile and said, "Of course I did."
As soon as Zhongling heard that Lu Sanfa had paid the money, he immediately changed his face, and said in a dignified tone: "Brother Sanfa, you have seen the situation in this room, there is only one bed in total! And we men and women, three How do you sleep alone? Yu'er is a girl, and it is obviously inappropriate to share a bed with us two big men. So, I can only wrong you, brother Sanfa, tonight you go outside and find a bunk on the floor!"
"Hehehehe..." Chen Yu'er covered her mouth and started laughing when she heard this.
When Lu Sanfa heard this, he became excited immediately, and said, "But didn't we all agree just now that the three of us can deal with it if we squeeze together?"
Zhongling said angrily: "You think beautiful? My Yu'er is such a beautiful girl, can I really arrange her to sleep with you?"
"Ah?" Only then did Lu Sanfa realize that he had been fooled by Zhongling again, so he asked the landlord to say: "But I rented the house and paid the money, why should I be kicked out, you two?" A sleeping room? Otherwise, the two of you go outside to find a bed on the floor, and I, Lu Sanfa, can sleep in this room alone?"
"No!" Zhong Ling immediately refused.
Then threatened: "Lu Sanfa, you don't want to go out to sleep, right? That's good, Yu'er knows how to deal with you, Lu Sanfa."
After finishing speaking, he winked at Yu'er, which meant to say: "Yu'er, come on!"
Chen Yu'er immediately stood up and said: "Lu Sanfa, I, Chen Yuer, count to three, if you still don't get out of this room, then I will go to the street and call you Lu Sanfa is here! I see those Maoshan faction How will the disciples react when they hear it! I'm starting to count now!"
"one!"
"two!"
Lu Sanfa couldn't stand it immediately, compared to fighting for the right to sleep in this room, it was much worse than being discovered by the Maoshan faction!
Hastily scolded: "Oh my god! You are a pair of liars, master and apprentice! I am scared of being played by you! I will never trust you two again!"
After speaking, he got up and walked out the door.
When I walked to the door, I suddenly remembered something, so I turned around and asked: "By the way, the three of us squeeze together. You said that men and women are not suitable, so here comes the problem. You two, the master and the apprentice, share the bed together." , sharing the same room, is this appropriate?"
Unexpectedly, both Zhongling and Chen Yuer looked at him with sullen eyes, and at the same time they opened their mouths loudly: "None of your business!!"
It's almost a common hatred, and it's done in one go, and both of them are in a good mood!
In Chen Yuer's mind, sharing a room with Zhongling is better than sharing a room with Lu Sanfa, a fat man, right?So in the absence of a choice, of course she prefers to share a room with Zhong Ling!
"Okay! You two can do whatever you want! As long as you two are happy!" Lu Sanfa left such a harsh word, and left without looking back.
So, Lu Sanfa walked out of the room very unhappy, and there were only Zhongling and Chen Yuer left in the room, staring at each other, a little embarrassed, but also a little ambiguous.
Zhong Ling broke the embarrassment and said with a smile: "It's so cool! I'm looking forward to tonight!!"
This is simply a once in a lifetime opportunity! !
(Chapter 2!)
Recommend a friend's book, "Mr. Yin Yang: Haunted by Hundred Ghosts".If you have a book shortage, you can go and have a look.
(End of this chapter)
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