I'm really immortal

Chapter 238

After Liu Changan fiddled with his mobile phone for a while, he thought about it and downloaded the entire novel. It cost about two hundred yuan for more than 600 million words. With so many words, it is worthwhile to think about it carefully. After all, many authors have to write such a long novel until the Year of the Monkey.

I don't want my children to be tied to wolves, so I bought all my mobile phones, and I don't care about spending more money.

After visiting Liu Changan's empty house, Zhu Juntang came to him and sighed, "My bathroom is bigger than yours."

In Zhu Juntang's bathroom, you can lie in the bathtub and watch the seafood in the aquarium. Even Zhou Dongdong is envious.

"It's really shocking and inferior." Liu Changan is willing to satisfy the superiority of others, "However, in ancient Europe, bathrooms and public toilets were also social occasions. The meaning of the bathroom is to take a bath together. A bathroom for one person, even if your You can row a boat in the bath, and it can be dripping and steaming like a rainforest, so it’s just so-so.”

"The meaning of the bathroom is to take a bath with others?" Zhu Juntang couldn't understand at all, "I don't want it."

Liu Changan is also not interested in discussing the classical genre and modern humanistic significance of bathing with her. Many wars in human history have something to do with bathing, such as a case in the history of the Bolo Penza War. In the final decisive battle to defend the empire, there is a big city with as many as 5000 enemy troops in front of them, but they heard that there is another big city nearby that is famous for its hot spring baths, so they decided to go to this hot spring city to repair and take a good soak in hot water In the bath, the horseshoes crossed the city wall and trampled on countless roofs. The cavalry army, which ranked third in the empire, successfully occupied the city. After taking a bath and repairing comfortably, it was ambushed and wiped out. Later, this war was also photographed It became an epic blockbuster, full of blood, humanity, war, glory and so on.

Liu Changan put away his mobile phone, took a copy of "God and Gold" and flipped through it.

"It's so boring." Zhu Juntang didn't have a stool to sit on, and stood beside Liu Changan, looking around idly.

Liu Changan nodded, thinking that she was indeed bored.

He is not bored, as long as he can feel the flow of air at any time, he can hear the rhythm of the wind, smell the smell of leaves and soil, gradually there are insects and noises in the distance, and the light moves obliquely Shadows pull out different light and shadow mottled, how can it be boring?It's just that compared to feeling the world, human beings prefer to satisfy their own desires, because that kind of satisfaction is stronger.

But everything in the world is always calm and relaxed, and the longer-term, the more intense and climaxing the state, the shorter.

"You will live upstairs from now on, right? Do you want me to help you move?"

"Need not."

Liu Chang'an could understand very well that Zhu Juntang's move to help him was probably just a phone call to ask someone to come and do something, as for her?How can a fairy do physical work, run up and down the stairs, is that a fairy?Fairies can't even sweat.

Zhu Juntang was even more bored, so he stepped over Liu Changan's calf, came to the balcony, and stretched out his hand to pull the sycamore leaves.

Liu Chang'an didn't tie the branches very hard. Zhu Juntang pulled it like this, and a sycamore leaf swept over. Zhu Juntang screamed, tilted his body, and fell from the balcony.

The wall of the fence on the balcony was smashed by Liu Changan. Although the second floor is not high, there are always various ways for unlucky people to die. What if they hit their heads on the ground?

Liu Changan took a look, reached out and grabbed Zhu Juntang's feet, and lifted her up.

Zhu Juntang is the kind of person whose head will face the ground when he falls from the second floor. It may be that the head is relatively empty and the center of gravity of the body is different from that of ordinary people.

Liu Chang'an thought at that moment, if she looked like her butt was on the ground, he would ignore her, anyway, it was only this tall, and the floors of the old building were already low, not to mention the low utility room below.

It seemed that her head would hit the ground, so Liu Changan made a move. After all, her head cannot be broken. What if it really caused a flood?
Liu Changan put Zhu Juntang aside and continued to read his book.

However, Zhu Juntang screamed with lingering fear after a short period of stupefaction, and his pupils dilated. Except for the car accident in his childhood when he was emotionally ups and downs and left several fragmented pictures, it should have been the most dangerous moment in Zhu Juntang's life just now. .

Zhu Juntang yelled for a while, and finally calmed down with fear, and said to Liu Chang'an in a stammering voice, "Thank you...thank you."

After finishing speaking, Zhu Juntang touched his head. She was pulled upside down by Liu Changan just now. It is conceivable that if Liu Changan didn't have time, her head would have hit the ground.

"you are welcome."

"You said what would happen if I really fell just now?" Zhu Juntang was still touching his head.

"The possibility of death is relatively small, and the possibility of concussion and cervical spine injury is relatively high. After all, when you fall, dancing with your arms and legs, and a little support can relieve a large part of the impact on your head." Liu Changan looked sideways. He glanced at the height and said.

"I wish I had the head of a woodpecker. I heard that woodpeckers don't get concussions." Zhu Juntang said enviously.

"Part of the reason why the wood-chasing bird is not easy to get concussions has a lot to do with its brain bone structure and tongue. The wood-chasing bird's tongue will pass through the upper jaw, and then drill out from the right nostril, and then from both sides. One eye passes through the middle, divides into two forks, goes around the whole brain, pierces back from both sides of the neck, and then extends through the mandible for more than ten centimeters...Are you sure you want a wood-chasing bird's head?" Liu Changan imagined After looking at the picture of Zhu Juntang holding the head of a wooden bird, I feel that it is indeed more beautiful.

"How is it possible? This is too weird." Zhu Juntang said incredulously.

"You can go to Baidu to have a look." To dismiss a question from a person like Zhu Juntang, "Baidu to see" is full of authority. They generally think that Baidu can search for it, and that's almost nine out of ten.

Of course, the wood-chasing bird is also like this.

Zhu Juntang did not search, because her habit is that if I have a question, I will ask others. It is their job for others to give me the correct answer. Otherwise, why would she spend money to hire them?If there is a problem, she needs to search and solve it by herself, then she doesn't need many people to work for her, and these people will be unemployed. From this point of view, Zhu Juntang is also to provide jobs and prove the conscience of capitalists For the sake of thinking, I am too lazy to use my hands and brains.

She didn't invite Liu Chang'an, but habits are hard to change.

"Well, you saved my life..."

"Need not."

"I'm not done yet!"

"If you want to thank me, shutting up is the best way to thank me."

Zhu Juntang pursed his lips, lifted his skirt, and made a kick behind his back. Only then did he remember that today he was wearing a relatively long skirt, so he didn't wear safety pants. go down...

Didn't Liu Chang'an see everything?Zhu Juntang blushed calmly, while observing Liu Changan's expression, he was neither eager to move, nor forced to be calm after being stimulated...

Is that how he reacted?Zhu Juntang felt that he was at a disadvantage. Liu Changan still acted like he didn't take advantage of her at all, but he saved her again. If Zhu Juntang still cared about this, wouldn't it be too unreasonable to make trouble?
But always feeling shy and ashamed, Zhu Juntang kicked Liu Changan, turned around and ran away.

Liu Chang'an didn't bother to pay attention to her, only smelled the wind from her running. There was a girlish smell in the wind, which seemed to be pink. Under the flying skirt, it was the paradise that Lieutenant Colonel Frank said.

Zhu Juntang finally left, and Liu Changan jumped down from the second floor with his mobile phone, came to the carriage, and took out the mobile phone from the blue-green factory.

"The pinnacle of 5000 years of human civilization... Mobile phone, I can buy this one in exchange for your coffin. You should know how precious it is."

(End of this chapter)