Unparalleled Double Harmony

Chapter 191 Do you think you have seen through the mirror?

When Xiao Wuji came to the gate of the cottage, he asked his subordinates to open the gate without saying a word.

Obviously, although he has heard the reputation of "harmony in the east and poison in the west", he doesn't feel afraid.

After the gate of the village was opened, the scene outside the gate was the same as Xiao Wuji imagined, there was no "fort" or other devices standing outside, only two young people in their twenties standing arrogantly Where.

"Hahahaha..." In the next second, Xiao Wuji walked out with his uncomfortable smile, and greeted Shuangxie cheerfully, "It's rare for two young heroes to come here, forgive me I'm sorry."

Before he finished speaking, Yuan Zhan'er and Gui San, who were on both sides behind him, also came out to meet him, and glared at Shuang Xie.

Sun and Huang's eyesight is not bad, just by looking at each other's position, they can already tell who is the boss of this cottage, besides...they have almost got the other party's information before they went up the mountain this time, so they laughed when they saw it No matter what, the two of them remained calm as before.

"Is your Excellency the boss of this cottage?" At this time, Huang Donglai actually already knew the other party's name, but he didn't mention it on purpose.

"Heh... That's right." Xiao Wuji replied, "I Xiao Wuji, I have heard the names of the two young heroes for a long time, and today I meet them, they are indeed extraordinary and different, hahahaha..."

Xiao Wuji thought very highly of himself, and didn't take double harmony seriously. Now his hypocritical praise, combined with his frozen smiling face, sounds even more yin and yang.

Today, if two other young heroes come, just listening to his greeting will make you three points angry, but... Sun and Huang will not be like this.

It is a question of whether these two guys are "chivalrous", let alone the word "less"; in front of them, it is "less" to laugh without a disease, and they are old fritters.

"Don't dare to be, it's just a false name." Sure enough, Huang Donglai didn't even think about it, so he replied casually, "Compared with Xiaozhaizhu, who occupies mountains and becomes king, forms gangs, kills, burns and loots, and has no shame, we only They can be regarded as two normal people who can find one another, nothing special."

After he finished the text here, Sun Yixie immediately added another vulgar paragraph: "That's right ~ wrong, how can the two of us compare with you, Xiaozhaizhu, if you don't talk about anything else, just talk about your face Well, it looks like you have done a lot of things like beating your father and scolding your mother, demolishing houses, kicking widows’ doors, digging up family graves, and so on. What a blessing God gave you! Are you easier to recognize than ordinary people when you are on a wanted warrant? When the two of us stand beside you, we are two ordinary people."

"Heh... What Brother Sun said is very true." Huang Donglai also laughed when he heard this, "People say that Huang Donglai is ordinary and Sun Yixie, and they are referring to us... Laughing village master, don't underestimate yourself, Your ugliness, evilness, and lowliness are from the inside out, your body and mind are united, your skills are amazing, you stand out from the crowd, today I can see you, we are also amazed, it should be our honor."

These two people said something to each other, and in the blink of an eye, they cursed three paragraphs in a more yin and yang tone, which was not serious.

Xiao Wuji stood there dumbfounded, thinking that I just made a tentative little sarcasm at the beginning, and the two of you just responded with a few hundred words of personal attacks, are you professional street swearers?
"Humph... what a good tongue!" Two seconds later, Xiao Wuji hadn't spoken yet, and Yuan Zhan'er, who was standing behind him, could no longer listen, "You two yellow-mouthed children, you don't know the heights of heaven and earth, how dare you If you humiliate my big brother like this, you will definitely not be able to eat it today, so walk away!"

"Why? Don't accept it? You come to fuck me~" Sun Yixie took a big step back while talking, "I tell you, now we will give you one last chance, as long as you are willing to surrender obediently, Maybe there is still a way to survive, or else..."

"Otherwise what?" That Guisan was already angry, and when he heard this sentence, he interrupted and choked.

"Let me speak for them." At this time, it was Xiao Wuji who replied first, "'Otherwise' they will take advantage of our exhausted situation and kill us all, huh..." So far , he smiled calmly, took two steps forward, looked at Huang Donglai and Sun Yixie and said, "Huang Shaoxia, Sun Shaoxia, I was not in the village a few days ago, so I gave you a chance to use that suspicious strategy... But now Now that I'm back, things are different."

"Oh?" Hearing this, Sun Yixie narrowed his eyes and asked tentatively, "So, Your Excellency has seen through our plan?"

"Hmph..." Xiao Wuji said triumphantly, "Your technique of attacking the heart is indeed enough for ordinary people, but in my opinion, it is nothing more than that."

Then, he condensed and repeated the things he reasoned about, that is, what he just said to Yuan Zhan'er and Gui San not long ago, in order to see Sun Huang Er, who was "seeing through" his strategy. Will people be shaken by this, and at the same time, it is also used as a kind of anti-temptation.

As a result, after hearing what he said, the expressions on Sun and Huang's faces did not change much, they just exchanged glances, and then it was Huang Donglai who answered: "Master Laughing Village, you just returned to the village today, right?" ?”

Xiao Wuji is not stupid, he didn't answer this question immediately, but said in a detour: "Yes so what? No so what?"

"If you just arrived today, then you can see through our strategy in less than half a day, which means that you do have some intelligence." Huang Donglai said, "And if you were yesterday or earlier When we arrive, then..."

"Okay, I understand what you mean, I just arrived today." After hearing Huang Donglai's explanation, Xiao Wuji felt that there was no mystery in this question, so he answered it directly.

"Hmm..." Huang Donglai nodded, "Then you are welcoming us now, because you think that with you here, you are sure to win against the two of us, right?"

"You can remove the word 'you' from 'you'." Xiao Wuji said, putting his hand on the handle of the knife, "To deal with you two, I alone will be enough."

"Okay!" Sun Yixie suddenly yelled after hearing this, as if he was going to confront the other party head-on, full of momentum.

Huang Donglai also spoke at the right time, and said loudly: "Master Laughing Village, before we do anything, there is one more thing we must let you know."

"But it's okay to say." Xiao Wuji said in a deep voice.

"Look over there!" When Huang Dong said these words, he raised his right hand and put his two fingers together, pointing towards a mountain forest behind Xiao Wuji's side.

At this moment, not only Xiao Wuji, but Yuan Zhan'er, Gui San and all the bandits gathered in front of the gate of the village all turned their heads to look in that direction.

Of course, Xiao Wuji turned his head back, the vigilance in his heart has not been let down, he is always guarding against hidden weapons flying from the front at any time.

"What's there..." After a breath, Xiao Wuji opened his eyes and stared at the direction Huang Donglai pointed for a while, but he didn't see anything, so he was about to ask, but unexpectedly...

He turned his head again, only to see that Sun and Huang had already run away.

Moreover, the two of them slipped really fast, just for a short while to attract everyone to turn their heads, the two of them had already galloped for more than [-] meters, and their figures had already disappeared between the winding mountain roads.

"Huh?" Xiao Wuji was really dumbfounded at this moment, he wavered in his heart, "Could it be that my previous judgments were all wrong? There is no suspicious strategy at all, these two are really fake?"

"Ha! Hahaha..." The reaction of Gui San on the side was even more real, he immediately laughed and said, "What kind of jokes are there, it turns out that they are two cowardly rats, seeing that my elder brother is going to make a move, Actually turned around and ran away! Hahahaha..."

That Yuanzhan'er couldn't help laughing out loud: "Moreover, he also used that gangster's fight-like method, putting on airs, pointing and running around, it's really ridiculous, giggling..."

Xiao Wuji had nothing to say, thinking to himself: If these two people are really Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai, then the younger generation in today's world is really sad. generation.

"Brother." Not long after, the third turtle had had enough of laughing, so he turned his head and said with a smile, "These two grandsons have missed the point now, I think they will run away soon, so we might as well kill them down the mountain immediately." Go, tear them into pieces!"

Yuan Zhan'er also said: "The third one is right, these two boys have tormented us for so many days, we can't let them go lightly, it would be even better if we could capture them alive... Humph... see how the old lady will deal with it at that time." them."

At this moment, although their enthusiasm is very high, Xiao Wuji has no emotion at all.

Xiao Wuji thought that he could compete with two interesting opponents, but he didn't expect that the other party didn't even have the courage to fight him. For such a person, he has no interest at all.

"Forget it, just run away." Xiao Wuji said, then turned around and walked to the village.

"Eh? Brother, why is this?" Gui San asked after taking two steps.

"Yeah, big brother, they made it clear that they have no skills, so they don't want to chase after them?" Yuan Zhan'er was also very surprised.

"Are you two in good spirits now?" Xiao Wuji asked as he walked, "Even if you two still have spirits, you should see what the brothers in the village are like now, right?"

When he said this, Yuanzhan'er and Guisan were really hard to talk to, because the two of them hadn't stayed up late since they started adopting the "shift system" in the past two days, but the remaining minions in the cottage were all Still tired.

"Furthermore, have you ever thought that the two of them might escape on purpose to lure us to pursue them?" Xiao Wuji paused, and then said, "Not only are the people in the village depleted, but the importance you attach to the enemy is also in your hearts. Now that you have relaxed, rush down the mountain at this time, in case the other party sets up an ambush on the way down the mountain, wouldn't you be caught in a trap?"

So, for Xiao Wuji, being a bandit is really a waste of talent. Yuan Zhan'er may have to think about things that he can think of in an instant, and Gui San may have to think about them for a lifetime.

As soon as the two of them heard the elder brother's analysis, they were convinced immediately. It's better to listen to the elder brother and wait and see.

So, during the day, this group of bandits stopped doing fire prevention and bombing work, and their shifts stopped, and everyone went to rest.

Then Xiao Wuji didn't care too much about the double harm, just went to wash and change clothes, and had a good meal of wine and food in the evening.

In a blink of an eye, it was night.

After drinking and eating, Xiao Wuji lay down in his room for nearly two hours.

The night in the mountains is noisy, full of animal cries, and tonight is no exception.

For some reason, there seemed to be something like an owl hooting outside tonight. Although the sound was far away, it was very annoying.

Normally, Xiao Wuji should be used to sleeping in this environment, but tonight, he didn't fall asleep.

In sleepless nights, he usually goes to find Yuan Zhan'er.

Everyone in the village knew about the relationship between these two people. They said they were sworn brothers and sisters, but in fact they did a lot of things.

Xiao Wuji has a need, and Yuan Zhan'er also has a need. Since both of them are willing, no one else will say much.

Of course, their ideas are completely different.

In Yuan Zhan'er's heart, Xiao Wuji is her man, her elder brother, and her reinvented parents. No matter how vicious and ruthless she is to others, only in front of Xiao Wuji is she willing to be a docile Baishun's little girl.

It's ridiculous and innocent... On the surface, he and Yuan Zhan'er and Gui San are brothers and sisters, but in his heart he never regards them as his own people, and he doesn't even regard them as "human beings".

In Xiao Wuji's eyes, these two will always be lowly prostitutes and tortoise slaves, not to mention equal to him, even worse than Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai whom he just met during the day.

To Xiao Wuji, Yuan Zhan'er is nothing more than a useful tool to vent his desire.

Seeing this, someone might want to ask again, Xiao Wuji has become a bandit, if he wants to do that kind of thing, he doesn't need to look for Yuan Zhan'er, isn't there a civilian girl captured?
You don't know this, he Xiao Wuji also has his own principles, that is, he doesn't like to be forced when it comes to matters between men and women. After all, he used to be the young owner of Wujian Villa, and he was used to being served by others He is as strong as those bandit minions, and he feels ashamed.

Many scumbags in this world are like this. They don't pay attention to those big things that should be paid attention to, but they blindly pay attention to some places that are no longer necessary to pay attention to.

dong dong——

"Second Sister, are you asleep?" Xiao Wuji knocked on the door, and at the same time pushed the door open and entered the house.

He knew that no matter whether Yuan Zhan'er slept or not, she would always get up for him.

"Second Sister?" After entering the room, Xiao Wuji went straight to Yuan Zhan'er's bed, opened the curtain and touched the bed.

His hands quickly touched Yuan Zhan'er's graceful body through the quilt, and he also lay on the bed sideways, and then... a cold dead face was stuck on his face.

"what!"

Let's use a pun that everyone can understand. This smile was so frightened that it softened at the time.

Frightened, he turned over and got out of bed and lifted the quilt, only to find that Yuan Zhan'er had already passed away; through the little moonlight coming in from the window, he could clearly see her distorted and unrepentant face due to pain. s face.

"This..." Surprised, Xiao Wuji rushed out of the house almost instinctively, ran back to his room to get the saber.

His room is not far from Yuanzhaner's, just a few steps away, but during the tens of seconds when he went to get the knife, another question appeared in his mind: how did Yuanzhaner dead?Her room is right next to me, it is so quiet at night, if there is a sound of fighting inside, I should be able to hear it with my ears.

Thinking of this, Xiao Wuji went back to Yuan Zhan'er's room with the knife in hand.

He was in a hurry to run just now and didn't see it clearly. Now he inspected Yuanzhan'er's body carefully and found that there was no scar on its body surface.

"Oops!" Xiao Wuji immediately realized that it was most likely poisoned, and then he thought that he and Yuan Zhan'er were eating at the same table tonight, maybe he was also poisoned?
But right now, he doesn't show any signs of death from poisoning, even if there is, he doesn't know what kind of poison he has been poisoned and how to deal with it... So, after calming down a little, he hurried to Guisan's room again Check.

As expected, Gui San also died, and his death condition was exactly the same as that of Yuan Zhan'er.

Xiao Wuji went out of the inner hall immediately, and went to check the houses of those minions one by one, and finally found only about thirty corpses that died of poisoning.

"What the hell is going on..." When Xiao Wuji returned to the village courtyard in a daze with this thought and full of fear in his heart.

Suddenly, someone actually spoke to him.

"Laughing at the village master." Sun Yixie's humble voice and tone were still easily recognizable, "Are you panicking now? Huh?"

Xiao Wuji heard the sound, turned his head suddenly, and saw two figures seven or eight meters away, each holding a lantern in his hand, standing there looking at him.

"You...you..." When Xiao Wuji saw the two of Sun and Huang, his scalp was a little numb, "...where did you put the poison?"

"It's not poison, it's Gu." Huang Donglai said, "It's a kind of Gu that will attack when you hear a certain 'sound'."

What Huang Donglai said at this moment is naturally not the "Ultimate Bliss Gu", but the principle is similar.

He undoubtedly got this formula from Gu Qiying's notes, and the specific sound that triggers the poison is naturally the "owl" cry that Xiao Wuji heard before; in fact, it was not made by animals. The cry is blown out with a special kind of chime.

"Why am I fine?" Xiao Wuji was not interested in the details of the poison, but only asked questions that were directly related to him.

"The Gu on their body was planted a few days ago. You just came back today, so it's fine." Huang Donglai now has a winning ticket, and there is nothing to hide. "As for where it was planted..." He gestured with his eyes After a while, he said, "Where did the water in those tanks behind you come from? You should know, right?"

Xiao Wuji suddenly realized: "You actually poisoned the well in the back mountain!"

"I voted, why?" Huang Donglai said.

"Hmph..." Xiao Wuji snorted coldly, "This well is not only used by our village, aren't you afraid that the nearby villagers, woodcutters in the mountains, or hostages in the village will also die from your Gu? ?”

"Don't be afraid." Huang Donglai replied calmly, "If this Gu is not triggered within seven days, it will lose its effect automatically. Even if some villagers and woodcutters eat it by mistake, as long as they are not here at this moment, it doesn't matter. .”

"As for the hostages you mentioned..." Sun Yixie added at this time, "When we came here during the day, we already knew that there are no living hostages in your village."

"What? Could it be that there is your internal response here?" Xiao Wuji said.

"Heh... don't you think you're pretty smart? Think again." Sun Yixie said with a smile.

Xiao Wuji really thought about it, and he really thought about it quickly: "You caught our eyeliner and spies?"

"That's right." Huang Donglai said, "Through the frequent bluffing in the past few days, we have already locked in your six eyeliners in the three villages below the mountain, as well as the two spies who are responsible for passing the information up the mountain from the eyeliners. , Where and how did they connect, and what route did they take after the connection, we all know it clearly, we closed the net last night, so they did not pass the news that we are going up the mountain in advance during the day today." He said. After a pause, the corners of his mouth curled up into a smile, "Of course, you who just came back today during the day will not notice this abnormality."

Hearing this, Xiao Wuji only realized later that the question that Huang Dong came to test him during the day... the question that he thought was unimportant was actually quite important.

"Even if you notice it, it doesn't matter." Sun Yixie said again at this time, "You can only infer from this that we have wiped out your spies and informants, and we have all the information in the cottage, that's all, for us You are still at a loss as to the real plan."

Xiao Wuji's eyes flickered, followed closely the thoughts of these two people, thought for a while and said: "So...the real reason why you escaped during the day is because you didn't expect that I came back just before you were about to attack the stronghold. I'm not here...you were planning to let the Gu attack at that time, right?"

"Indeed, both of us were a little surprised to see you coming out." Sun Yixie said, "Although we could not directly let the Gu attack, and then fight you head-on, but thinking about it is still risky, so even if we Already..." He paused for half a second, "Seeing that you think you have seen through our overall plan, and you are still talking about it in front of us, I guess you are smart and have a lot of strategies, so you will not rush to chase after us." We, so after we withdrew from the mountain, we immediately made a plan to attack the cottage again tonight."

"Hmph...hehehe..." Xiao Wuji laughed again when he heard this, "Then what's the difference between now and during the day? I seem to have said that I can deal with you all by myself, right? "

"There is a difference." Huang Donglai spread his hands, and said in a natural tone, "During the day, we couldn't be sure if you were infected by a Gu, but now we can basically be sure."

"What?" When Xiao Wuji heard that, his smiling face twitched, "Didn't you guys cast a Gu a few days ago? Besides, I didn't die like everyone else, so that proves that I didn't..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw Sun Yixie slowly take out five tube-shaped things from the sleeve of his clothes...

"This one corresponds to the Gu worm that fell five days ago, and this one is from four days ago... I have blown both of them just now." Sun Yi said with a smile, "On the morning of the third day, we Come to set the fire once, they should have used up almost all the remaining water in those tanks that day; so, after you come back today, from noon to night, whether it is eating, bathing or they cook for you The water for the meal should have been brought in by them in the next three days." While speaking, he picked up the remaining three scorpions with a smile on his face, "In other words, among these three, At least one, if I blow on it, you will die."

Xiao Wuji was startled at the time, and he finally understood——to be on the safe side, the two of you went to poison the well every day, right?Did this Gu come in different batches?

Thinking of this, Xiao Wuji knew that his own life was already in the hands of others, but he thought again, if the other party wanted to kill him, then there was no need to waste so much talk with him, he just urged the "back-up" "Three days" Gu poison, he would have already died in the room.

Therefore, he settled down, and said in a calm voice as much as possible: "You two, we have something to talk about... You shouldn't just want to show off your brilliant methods by saving my life?"

Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai heard the words and turned to look at each other.

The next second, the two of them looked at Xiao Wuji together again, and burst out laughing.

"Hahahahaha..."

"Hahahahaha..."

Xiao Wuji looked at these two people, and felt that the laughter made his hairs stand on end; before tonight, he thought he had seen through all the jokes, but now he found that he was worse than them. Not to mention that these two people are acting surly and moody... To put it simply, they are very tasteless... So Xiao Wuji really can't predict what they will do next.

Sure enough, after a few seconds, Sun Yixie smiled, and suddenly picked up one of the three bamboo sticks in his hand, put it to his mouth, and said: "You guessed it right! Now you can go dead!"

(End of this chapter)