Datang Coroner

Chapter 993

Fu Shiyi smiled contemptuously, lightly dusted himself off, and then stood up gracefully: I have read 90 bad jokes, listened to Deyun Club, and watched all the sketches in the [-]s. Do you think I will lose?
But in the middle, Fu Shiyi coughed: "Once upon a time there was a duck named Xiao Huang. When he was crossing the road, he was knocked down by a car. He cried out in pain: Quack! Then he turned into Xiaohuang Quack—" —”

The place was silent.

Fu Shiben thought that everyone was trying to play tricks, but after looking around, she was sure: well, everyone really didn't want to laugh, not only didn't want to laugh, but also looked confused.

Li Changbo coughed and reminded: "Miss Fu, should you drink some water?"

Fu Shiyi drank a glass of water resentfully - the glass was chosen by herself, it was slightly larger.After drinking a cup, I feel a little overwhelmed.

She comforted herself: It doesn't matter, the next round is still available.

In the next round, Liu Dalang won.

But as soon as Liu Dalang walked in the middle, before he could speak, someone suddenly started laughing, "Why does the little yellow duck cry "croak"—isn't it little yellow croak~"

So the scene was chaotic for a while.

Fu Shiyi looked at everyone in disarray, and even Li Changbo's shoulders trembled a little when he laughed, completely messed up in the wind - I shouldn't have told cold jokes!This reaction is too slow!

Liu Dalang was stunned: I haven't started yet.

In the end, he said something funny indiscriminately, and everyone didn't stop.

So he passed the test in such a daze.

Fu Shiyi: ...

The game continued, and when Fu Shiyi was passed on for the second time, he simply stood up and performed a magical dance: "Seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, just like a seaweed~"

This time, it was finally amused.

Finally, when it was later in the day and it was time to go back, almost everyone had their turn once.

Bad luck is like Lu Zhichun, who was passed on four times, but failed to make everyone laugh every time.After pouring water, his face was distorted in the end.

And Li Changbo also drank two cups.He is also very self-aware. After singing a song, he took the initiative to say: "I don't have the ability to make everyone laugh, so I will take the initiative to drink."

After finishing talking, I did it myself.

I have to say that these intellectuals are really not suitable to be comedians.

One is that I can't get rid of the idol burden, and the other is that I don't have much material in my stomach.

Look at Zhang Chunsheng, when he is in a hurry, he can fight imitated cats, cats and dogs - playing the double reed by himself, which is quite lively.

But even so, when it was almost time to go down the mountain, everyone quietly went to the toilet - Man Niang and the others glared at Fu Fushi several times.

And, in the end, when everyone walked, they all felt water sloshing in their stomachs.

Paying for one is also regarded as a cocoon.

It caused Li Changbo to laugh and laugh unkindly.

Even more so, everyone couldn't help laughing: Although I am in pain, it is very refreshing to see others in pain!I will play next time!

When they reached the foot of the mountain and got into the carriage, almost everyone exhaled a long breath, and then sat down slumped.

And on the way back, the carriage was swaying, and the people in the carriages were all asleep.

Even Princess Heyuan, who often rides horses, leaned on Lu Zhichun's shoulder, sleeping with his mouth slightly open.

Fu Shiyi couldn't bear it anymore.

So he took the initiative to push Li Changbo, and muttered: "Let me lean on for a while, squint."

After speaking, he put his head on Li Changbo's shoulder.

So much so that Li Changbo froze all over.

Although Lu Zhichun didn't make a sound, he started laughing when he saw Li Changbo.

Li Changbo blushed slightly after being teased, but still silently mouthed: "To each other."

However, King Min Jun who was next to him was shocked: So, Miss Fu is always active like this? !

Then he looked at Li Changbo's shoulder, at Lu Zhichun's shoulder, and at his own shoulder, completely sore: No, I want to marry a wife!

Along the way, King Min was feeling sad.

As for Fu Shiyi, he completely regarded the number one male god in Chang'an City as a tool man, and slept soundly on his shoulder, without any other thoughts.

After arriving at Shiwei Restaurant, everyone parted ways.

Princess Heyuan still hasn't forgotten about the Shenlong, and waved to Fu Shi in a daze: "I'll pick you up tomorrow morning."

Fu Shiyi also stared in bewilderment and waved: "Then come early and have breakfast by the way—"

Li Changbo looked down at Fu Shiyi's dazed look, and the corners of his mouth couldn't stop rising. Suddenly, he felt a little eager to move: Miss Fu is like this, so I really want to tie her by my side so that no one else can see her.

That night, everyone in Shiwei Pavilion went out to eat mutton in a mouthful of water, and then they all went home to wash and sleep.

When they returned home, everyone thanked Fushi one after another: If it wasn't Fushiyi, how could they enjoy this?

Fu Shiyi smiled: "From now on, we will come back once a month. It doesn't have to be to go out to play, but we can also go to other restaurants."

Everyone is even more grateful.

When going upstairs, Fu Shiyi called Manniang upstairs, saying that he had something to discuss with her.

At first, Manniang thought that Fu Shiyi wanted to hear today's report, but when she was about to open her mouth, she heard Fu Shiyi say: "It's already October, I thought, after the winter solstice, our business will not be so good, so you slow down." Slowly count up the accounts for this year. See how much profit you have made."

Manniang was also thinking about this matter, she immediately nodded and said, "Miss Fu, don't worry, I'll get the account book ready and I'll come to you later."

Fu Shi nodded, and said again: "You go out for a few days, find a silversmith, and order some silver hairpins. The women in the Shiwei shop have one for each of us."

"Then go to the leather store and order three pairs of leather boots. The three of them will each have a pair."

Manniang was stunned: "This will cost a lot of money."

"Well, divide the net profit we earned into ten shares, and use two shares to do this. If there is any leftover, give Amei and Guo's son a longevity lock. Smaller ones are fine." Fu Shiyi Rubbing his sore legs, he smiled and said, "We have worked hard for a year. Especially Yanniang and my elder brother, they have suffered so much with me."

Manniang didn't know what to say, and finally her eyes were a little sore: "What about yourself, little lady? If it is hard work, you are the hardest."

"The shop is mine, the house is mine, I still have so much money, and my hard work will be rewarded." Fu Shiyi grinned: "I guess our Shiwei restaurant is about this size, and it will be bigger if it expands." , I don’t have that ambition either. There’s only so much I can give you. Don’t hold back.”

"The little lady said this to break us." Man Niang's tears fell: "If it weren't for the little lady, we wouldn't even be able to survive."

After a pause, she felt that she couldn't ask for these, so Manniang persuaded: "Young lady, you should keep the money. When the time comes, you can marry the county magistrate Li so that you can make a dowry."

Fu Shi waved his hand: "Where do we need so much dowry? I still have a salary, and it won't cost much. Besides, there are golden pancakes given to me by His Majesty!"

After a pause, she lowered her voice and confessed to Man Niang: "At first, I thought about buying the old house of the Fu family back, but the old house of the Fu family is in the hands of County Magistrate Li. When I marry him in the future, it will be left handed and right handed." What am I going to save money for?”

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(End of this chapter)