magic eye doctor

Chapter 3934

Zhou Bapi went to scoop out manure. Zhou Qi heard his cousin's wife's words, responded, and jogged along the shady side of the back of the building to the open space in front of the building.

Grandma Zhou ran fast and entered the back room when Zhou Bapi went to the shed. She went straight to Aunt Ba's side and stood there, glaring angrily at the three members of the Yan family.

Xiao Lele said that the Yan family would definitely come to Meicun under the guise of apologizing, and the shameless people actually came!

Grandma Zhou Man and Zhou Bapi had undergone acupuncture, and the elderly women in their seventies were as healthy as young people in their thirties. Granny Zhou Qi couldn't compare to them; she was slow on her feet and lagged behind. When she left the kitchen, she even closed the door for them.

She wasn't in a hurry; she didn't run, but just walked briskly.

Zhou Qi's wife, who was a little behind, caught up with her two cousins-in-law, catching her breath while observing the elderly men and women behind Yan Xun.

Yan Xun's parents were several years older than Zhou Dahu, already in their sixties.

When Yan's father turned sixty, Zhou Tianhao and Yan Xun had not yet established a romantic relationship. Yan's mother turned sixty in the first half of last year, and Zhou Tianhao gave her a red envelope containing tens of thousands of yuan.

Yan's father has white hair, a nice face shape, but a pair of shrewd, beady eyes. He wears a short-sleeved shirt and gold chains around his neck and wrists.

Aunt Yan's face was slightly rounder, with prominent cheekbones. She had short hair that reached her ears, which she had probably dyed. Her black hair was shiny and smooth, and she wore glittering gold earrings.

She was wearing a dress, a jade bracelet on her left wrist, a gold bracelet on her right wrist, a gold ring, and carrying a designer handbag.

Judging from their faces, the elderly man and woman behind Yan Xun are Yan Xun's parents. Yan Xun's face is more like her father's, while her eyes and mouth shape are inherited from her mother.

Looking at the Yan family of three, Zhou Qi's wife also had a face full of anger. The Yan family dared to use fake birth dates to deceive Zhou Ba and his wife. In fact, they looked down on the Zhou family from the bottom of their hearts and bullied the Zhou family because they were honest people who were easy to manipulate.

Faced with the ill-intentioned Yan family, Grandma Zhou Man, Aunt Ba, and Zhou Qi's wife, three sisters-in-law who were closely related, formed a united front and shared a common hatred for the enemy.

While at home, Yan's parents rehearsed the scene of meeting Zhou Tianhao's grandparents countless times, and devised various ways to deal with it. Among them was the scenario where Zhou Tianhao's grandparents might be angry and refuse to give them face when they met, and they had also come up with a good plan.

However, one thing is one thing, and reality is quite different from imagination.

Grandma Zhou Tianhao didn't even ask them what they were there for. She started cursing before they even arrived, and once they showed up, she didn't give them a chance to speak, just kept cursing and swearing like a machine gun.

Yan's parents were initially overwhelmed by Zhou Tianhao's grandmother's assertive words, and then by her imposing manner, which disrupted their rhythm and prevented them from seizing the initiative in the first instance.

Being proactive is very important.

Because they failed to seize the initiative, they also lost the opportunity to gain control.

Having failed to seize the initiative when Zhou Tianhao's grandmother appeared, Yan's parents were already in a passive position.

Yan Xun was stunned by Zhou Tianhao's grandmother's imposing manner, and didn't know what to do with her hands and feet. She had no energy left to use the tricks that she and her parents had come up with.

Without Yan Xun leading the charge and paving the way, Yan's parents, no matter how capable they were, wouldn't have been able to fully utilize their talents.

Before Zhou Tianhao's grandmother could even look at her as she ordered someone to do something, Yan Ma urgently called out, "Grandma, my dear in-law, I..."

She had barely uttered "Grandma in-laws" when Aunt Ba's shrewish roar reached a new high, as she burst into a tirade: "Damn it, where did this shrew come from, braying like a donkey!"
My family only has two in-laws, and my grandchildren are still in college. What kind of ugly toad crawled out of the mud, and what son of a bitch blinded you to dare come to my house and claim kinship? Others are blinded by too much lard, but you've eaten too much dog shit and your mouth is full of crap, coming to my house to spew nonsense..."

Aunt Ba was usually very straightforward and had a loud voice. When she was angry, her voice would be dozens of decibels higher than usual. At this moment, she raised her voice even higher and shouted angrily. Not to mention that the sound could be heard for miles, several households next to Zhou Bapi's house could hear it.

When they heard Zhou Bapi's wife cursing, all the men and women in the neighborhood ran to Zhou Bapi's house.

Two neighbors ran out of their homes and saw Zhou Qi running towards Zhou Bapi's house. They joined Zhou Qi and went together.

Because Aunt Ba had a loud voice, she forcefully suppressed Aunt Yan's voice.

Even though Yan's parents were not to be trifled with back in their hometown, they were completely suppressed by someone even more domineering than themselves.

Aunt Ba remembered Lele's instructions and didn't give the Yan family a chance to speak. Without thinking twice, she started cursing them.

Grandma Zhou Man and Granny Zhou Qi did not try to mediate the fight; they just stared at Yan Xun and the two adults from the Yan family.

Aunt Ba cursed loudly. Outside, Zhou Qi and several villagers who had run towards Zhou Bapi's house arrived at the front gate of Zhou Bapi's house one after another.

When the villagers saw the luggage under the eaves, they assumed it was some relative who had a falling out with Zhou Bapi's wife.

They ran to the side of Zhou Bapi's gate, peeked out, and saw three people standing in the main room, facing Zhou Bapi's wife and Zhou Man's grandmother from afar. They were all completely confused.

What happened?

The villagers didn't dare to intervene and remained silent.

They smelled the urine.

Zhou Bapi's wife was cursing, and Zhou Bapi wasn't even there. Combined with the stench, the villagers could guess with their toes that Zhou Bapi had gone to the outhouse to collect manure.

The fact that Zhou Bapi and his wife were forced to resort to such drastic measures indicates that Zhou Bapi had a very poor relationship with the three people standing in the room.

The villagers weren't stupid, so naturally no one said a word, let alone tried to mediate the fight.

Zhou Qi looked around outside but didn't see Zhou Tianhao, so he didn't say anything.

Inside the house, Yan Xun's ears were ringing from the increasingly loud cursing of Zhou Tianhao's grandmother. She opened her mouth several times, but her voice was drowned out, and tears welled up in her eyes from frustration. Yan's parents also tried to speak several times, but their voices were also drowned out by Zhou Tianhao's grandmother's shouts, making no difference whatsoever.

With no room for maneuver, Yan's parents were sweating profusely and at their wits' end when they smelled a nauseating stench of feces and urine.

Hearing footsteps and the sound of a pole clashing, Grandma Zhou and Granny Zhou silently stepped aside, making room for each other.

Zhou Tianxing, who was busy filming videos, also quietly moved to a corner diagonally opposite the gate and stood there, silently recording the scene.

Zhou Bapi, carrying a chamber pot half-filled with urine, walked through the back room to his wife, put the pot down, and shouted, "Unrelated people, get out of the way, lest you get your heads scalded with this yellow soup."

The villagers who were peering out the door shouted "Ouch!" and "Oh my god!" and ran far away.

When Aunt Ba saw that something good had arrived, she stopped cursing and grabbed the long-handled spoon, scooping up a ladleful of a thin soup mixed with excrement and urine.

When Yan's parents saw the man carrying the stinking bucket, they turned pale. They didn't dare to bet on whether the Zhou family was just trying to scare them or if they would actually throw the bucket, so they ran away as fast as they could.

The old man said that being splashed with excrement and urine on one's head would bring bad luck and three years of misfortune.

Putting aside the possibility of bad luck from being splashed with yellow soup, just the thought of being covered in that stuff is unbearable.

Mother Yan was so frightened that she screamed as she ran outside.

The stench cleared Yan Xun's muddled mind a little. When she heard her mother scream, she turned her head and saw her parents running outside. She screamed too and ran outside.

The three members of the Yan family rushed out of the Zhou family's main room and ran onto the ground, exposed to the sun.

Before Aunt Ba could even spill a ladle of yellow soup, she saw the Yan family members running away in terror. She chased after them with a spoonful of soup, yelling, "You little bastards, don't you dare run away!"

She chased after them while cursing, and even after they reached the ground, she continued to chase after the Yan family members, splashing the yellow soup at them.

That spoonful of yellow soup was spilled onto the ground.

Zhou Bapi was a clever fellow. When his wife chased after the man with a spoon, he moved the bucket under the eaves.

When the ladle was empty, Aunt Ba ran back to the eaves and scooped up another ladle of yellow soup.

The villagers watching the spectacle, fearing they might be caught in the crossfire, stood far away.

Yan's parents, Yan Xun, who had run to the ground, had escaped being splashed with excrement and urine, but their hearts were still pounding. The actions of Zhou Tianhao's grandmother just now made them realize that the Zhou family was not to be feared.

If they don't move, the Zhou family might actually grab them and force-feed them some yellow soup.

Yan Xun didn't even dare to think about what would happen if she were given that stuff.

Yan's parents were also scared. They acted arrogantly in their hometown because they knew that no one there would dare to do anything to them.

The people in Meizijing Village are even more ruthless than them; they don't resort to physical violence, but rather to these underhanded tactics.

Their use of fake birth charts is meant to annoy people, but Meicun's trick is downright disgusting.

Even if Strict parents were irresponsible, they wouldn't dare to experiment on themselves.

The midday sun was intense, making one's scalp tingle.

The yellow soup spilled on the ground becomes even more pungent after being exposed to the sun.

Yan's parents and Yan Xun were sweating profusely from the sun, wanting to get close to the Zhou family but not daring to.

Yan's father shouted at the top of his lungs, "Grandma, we were wrong about the compatibility of our birth dates. We've come to apologize to you. We don't ask you to be magnanimous, we just ask you to give our two children a chance."

Yan Xun and Zhou Tianhao are truly in love. The elders say it's better to tear down ten temples than to break up one marriage, so please ask the grandmother-in-law to forgive the children's mistake for their sake.

"Oh dear, so they're the family who used other people's birth dates to have you match them with Zhou Tianhao's?" The villagers, hearing the man's words, finally understood why Zhou the Skinflint and his wife had thrown the soup at someone.

"Yes, it's that shameless family." The villagers guessed it, and Zhou Bapi was naturally happy to see it happen.

"How dare they show their face after being so despicable?"

"Zhou Bapi, didn't you break off your relationship with Zhou Tianhao? Why are they coming to your house instead of looking for Zhou Tianhao?"

Did Zhou Tianhao come back with them?

"Did Zhou Tianhao come with them?"

The villagers now roughly guessed the identities of the two elderly people on the ground; they were Zhou Tianhao's girlfriend's parents.

The shameless one was still not giving up and wanted to cling to his family. Aunt Ba chased after him with a ladle of old soup, cursing as she did so: "You beast, I can tell whether you want to poop or pee the moment you lift your butt. Sure enough, you're not at ease. You just brushed off your mistakes with a single sentence and then tried to smear me, trying to make others misunderstand that our Zhou family is breaking up the couple!"

You sons of bitches, you're all inhuman. First, drink a few sips of yellow soup to wash your mouths and cleanse your hearts..."

When Yan's father saw Zhou Tianhao's grandmother chasing after him, he was so frightened that he ran away as fast as he could.

Yan's mother and Yan Xun also fled separately.