Holy Bone

Chapter 1729: Fellow Daoist Chen, where is your head?
The Seven Fairies did not blame the three elders for their outspokenness and disrespect for elders. Instead, they glared at Wuchu Jin'an.

It was obvious that all the blame was put on Wu Tou Jin An.

In this world, only Headless Jinan has no eyesight. He calls them grandma in front of everyone everywhere, treating them as his souls who pretend to be young, but in reality their bodies are old women with falling hair and all their teeth falling out.

It is understandable that the three elders were led astray by Wutou Jinan since he walked with him.

Headless Jin'an, who was glared at for no reason, felt so wronged and felt that he was being blamed innocently, so he turned around and glared at the leader of Luo Qing Sect and the two elders of Xiaoyao Sect.

But because there was no head on their necks, the three elders did not know that they were being glared at by Headless Jin'an. Instead, they were wondering why Chen Daoyou's seven fairy grandmothers looked so fierce. When they saw Chen Daoyou, they had no expression of joy but glared at him.

The three elders were so frightened that they kept silent and became even more respectful to the seven fairies, for fear that any inappropriate words or actions would offend the seven fairies and bring disaster upon themselves.

"I'm so glad that you and Fairy Grandma Qiwei got ashore safely." Headless Jin'an spoke, breaking the awkward silence.

The Seventh Fairy did not speak, but her thoughts and emotions fluctuated violently, transmitting into the air.

"The Seventh Fairy looks very unhappy. Well, she is. We spent a huge amount of money on the ship from the Tiandi Silver Bank and just as we arrived near the Painted Corpse Cave, we were inexplicably attacked by the demon from the underworld. The ship was almost destroyed and everyone on board was killed. If I were you, I would also be indignant." said Headless Jin'an angrily.

As a result, his words once again caused the seven fairies to roll their eyes.

But the Seventh Fairy soon felt relieved.

This is not the first time that the other party has called him grandma in public. This guy always lacked vision and had no vision. Now that he has no brains and no eyes, he has even less vision.

You have to ask them whether they feel complacent inside that the legendary figure in the Painted Corpse Cave, "My surname is not Chen," calls them grandma, and their generation is inexplicably raised by two generations?
That's simply impossible.

Girls always care about age. It is a matter of principle.

Age is a very serious issue of principle and we cannot give in on it.

Unless you meet someone who has no eyesight and no brains, "My surname is not Chen."

"Fellow Daoist Chen, where is your head?" The Seventh Fairy looked at the smooth wound on the headless Jin'an's neck curiously. Suddenly, she felt that looking at people with this vision was quite novel and curious. She kept looking at the wound on the headless Jin'an's neck.

The Seventh Fairy's question also raised the biggest doubt in the hearts of the Three Elders, and the Three Elders also echoed: "Yes, Fellow Daoist Chen, where is your head?"

Wutou Jinan was quite open and said, "I'll stay in the world of the living."

Fairy Seven asked even more curiously, "Can Daoist Chen's head grow back?"

Wutou Jinan smiled and replied, "Of course you can."

With just a few short sentences, he explained that he was a living person, not a fallen evil corpse. He was also explaining this to the leader of the Luo Qing Sect and the two elders of the Xiaoyao Sect, to dispel rumors about himself.

The more they listened to the explanation, the more curious the seven fairies became about the headless Jin'an. One fairy even asked curiously, "Fellow Daoist Chen, doesn't the wound on your neck hurt? Can I touch it?"

As soon as these words were spoken, the seven fairies' eyes collectively stared at the severed neck of Headless Jin'an, making their necks feel uncomfortable.

Wutou Jinan: "There is a custom in our hometown that if a woman touches a man's head, she will marry him and become his wife."

The seven fairies glared at Headless Jin'an in collective anger.

"You think beautifully."

"dream."

"Headless maniac."

Wutou Jinan shrugged: "The seven fairy ladies didn't touch my head, so of course they don't have to marry into my family."

This remark once again caused the Seven Fairies to glare at her, gritting their teeth and saying, "After being shameless, Fellow Daoist Chen has become even more shameless."

"We seven sisters are not interested in marrying you, Brother Chen." The three elders on the side were so shocked that their souls trembled and they did not dare to respond.

In the end, curiosity prevailed over the collective condemnation of Headless Jin'an. The Seven Fairies continued to look at the severed neck of Headless Jin'an with curiosity: "Is Brother Chen Daoist practicing some kind of amazing and practical skill? It's so strange that he has to cut off his head to practice."

"And he should be able to continue living even after losing his head, without reducing his life span."

The seven fairies gradually became more lively, chattering non-stop like seven little skylarks.

Headless Jinan: "I have many advantages. One of them is that I like to walk in the underworld in my physical body. This is mainly to cover up my own living breath, which makes me more suitable for walking in the underworld."

The Seventh Fairy, whose face was covered by a veil, nodded, but did not ask any further questions and agreed with the logic of Wutou Jin'an's explanation.

After meeting again after a long separation, they showed some concern for each other's recent situation. After reminiscing about the past, the topic turned to the great devil in the underworld.

"Fellow Daoist Chen arrived earlier than us sisters. Can you tell us in detail about the situation of these great demons in the underworld?" asked the Seventh Fairy.

Headless Jin An nodded, and pretended that he had a head: "In fact, I don't know more than the Seven Fairies. I just came to the Painted Corpse Cave not long ago..."

Next, he truthfully told everything he knew about the great demons in the underworld and the appearance of strange treasures, and at the end he added: "It's a coincidence that just as I arrived at the Painted Corpse Cave, the seven fairy ladies also appeared in the Painted Corpse Cave."

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"It's not a coincidence at all. Fellow Daoist Chen, you are very famous in both the underworld and the world of the living. Not to mention the distant past, in the recently opened Jiyang Cave Paradise, you faced the siege of powerful men in the fourth realm alone, and you were able to snatch several artifacts from the Eight Trigrams Furnace of Taishang Laojun in the Flame Mountain and escape unscathed. In the end, you transformed into the Bull Demon King of Heaven and Earth to fight against the Mountain God Bone alone and won. You are now a giant hero, an epic legendary figure, and you are extremely talented. Any whereabouts, intelligence, and news about you will be reported to the world of the living as soon as possible. There are many people outside who have not witnessed your rise, Fellow Daoist Chen, and therefore many people are guarding the Painted Corpse Cave. Among these people are old friends, admirers, strangers, but also your enemies, all kinds of monsters and demons, and people with ulterior motives." The Seven Fairies admitted generously that the seven sisters had heard the news and rushed to the Painted Corpse Cave in the underworld to see him.

"After not seeing you for a while, Fellow Daoist Chen always brings us bigger surprises or bigger shocks. Seeing a living person walking around without a head, the ghost money I spent on the ferry fare to the Underworld Cave to visit the Corpse Painting Cave is already worth it."

Wutou Jinan found it incredible after hearing this: "The seven fairy grandmas are saying that you, as well as various forces in the mortal world, have come all the way to draw the corpse cave, and invested hundreds of millions or even billions of taels of silver in the earthly bank and underworld money, just to see me break through the level of drawing the corpse cave?"

The Seventh Fairy nodded: "Yes."

"Has Fellow Daoist Chen started to feel complacent, thinking that he is also a shining sun or moon that illuminates an era, and that he can have a separate page in the history books and be remembered forever?"

Wutou Jinan beat his chest and stamped his feet, answering: "What a loss, a huge loss. If I had known that my painting of corpses in the underworld would have such a great appeal, I should have announced it ten days or half a month in advance and then charged admission."

"You local tycoons and gentry are so wealthy that you spend hundreds of millions of taels of ghost money on boat fare without blinking an eye. I charge you 100 million taels of ghost money for tickets each. It can be regarded as robbing the rich to help the poor. Please help a poor ghost like me."

The seven fairies and the three elders took a sudden breath and their thoughts froze when they heard this. Collecting admission tickets to the corpse-painting cave in the underworld, is this a weird idea that anyone could come up with?

A giant hero who is not afraid of the siege of the fourth realm, still cares about hundreds of millions of ghost money from the Tiandi Bank?

Whether in the world of the living or the underworld, if you simply reveal your identity and shout a few times, there will be plenty of people who will curry favor with you and offer you paper money for the dead. Why do you need to earn the paper money and boat fare yourself?
The Third Elder: "Fellow Daoist Chen, you are just being modest."

Wutou Jinan said seriously, "Do you think I'm joking?"

Uh.

The Seventh Fairy looked at Wutou Jinan curiously: "Fellow Daoist Chen, you don't really want to charge admission to the corpse cave in the underworld, do you?"

Seeing Wutou Jinan nod, the seven fairies chattered and soon came to a conclusion: "Charging admission tickets in the corpse painting cave in the underworld is a precedent in history. Brother Chen is the first one and will never be the next. At that time, we seven sisters can help Brother Chen collect admission tickets for free. Because we seven sisters are also very curious about how many people will pay for tickets and how many tickets Brother Chen can earn in a day."

Wutou Jinan laughed loudly: "Okay, it's a deal."

Seventh Fairy: "It's hard to catch up with him."

"The seven fairy ladies know that Xun Xueshi, Shiguan and other elders are here this time?"

"The elders are well-informed and must be on their way."

"As expected, your family is big and prosperous, with elderly and children to take care of, so you won't have to worry about the hundreds of millions of taels of ghost money for the ship."

Seventh Fairy: “…”