Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 1063
Both of us raised our hands at the same time and said, "Me!"

Comrade police said, "That means you both beat someone?"

I hastily waved my hands and said: "He didn't beat him, he was beaten, and I was the one who beat someone! However, I was acting in self-defense. They rowed my car first, and then scolded me. I'll go Argue with them, and they will beat me!"

The police comrades looked at me and sneered, "Make it up! Keep making it up!"

I said helplessly: "I really didn't make it up! If you don't believe me, you went to see my car, and now it may, probably still have scratches!"

The police comrade curled his lips and said, "I don't need to look at your car. All I can see now are these students with bruised noses and swollen faces!"

I hastily explained: "I can't do anything. If I don't fight back, I can't wait to be beaten, right? I'm a common people with no strength to restrain a chicken, what can I do?"

The police comrade pouted and said, "As long as you are powerless to fight back, I don't think I may be your opponent, right? I heard from the group of students that you use every move! Greetings from a deadly place!"

I shook my head and said, "How is that possible? I knew they were exaggerating the facts. If I had that ability, I would have participated in the fighting competition!"

The police comrade suddenly gasped and said, "Then why don't you have any injuries? This comrade is covered with scars everywhere?"

The middle-aged uncle looked at himself and said with a wry smile: "I must have been beaten by those students! It's too bullying. I just told them not to make noise in public places. They didn't dare to hit me at first, so they hit me. Their classmates, and then I went to try to persuade them to fight, but I was beaten!"

I fanned the flames beside me and said, "Yeah, they are all killers. I was terrified when I saw it!"

The policeman frowned and said, "You've got it! You're everywhere! I'll solve your problem first!"

I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "What's wrong with me? I'm a victim!"

The police comrades didn’t bother arguing with me, so they dragged me to the interrogation room, and didn’t handcuff me, so they let me sit on a chair, and called a younger male policeman to come in, and the two of them sat on me. On the other side, after looking at me for a long time, the younger one suddenly slapped his forehead and said, "Are you someone?"

I snorted and looked at him suspiciously.

The other glared at him and began to take notes for me: "Name?"

I replied: "Fei Chen!"

The young one hastily waved his hands and said, "No, no! What's your name? It's Chen...Fei, are you talking about it?"

I curled my lips and said, "My own name, can I still remember it wrong?"

The young policeman shook his head and said, "No, no, where is your ID card? Let me see!"

I said with a guilty conscience: "Why do you want my ID card? I'm a suspect now? I'm a victim now!"

Another policeman immediately scolded: "What kind of victim are you? It depends on your ID card. We are doing routine checks on the street, so you should cooperate with us, right?"

I took out my ID card tremblingly, my heart was about to jump out, I couldn't calm down anymore, if it was found out that my ID card was fake, I would really be speechless.

Seeing my nervous expression, the two policemen were a little surprised and pleasantly surprised, and hurriedly took my ID card to check. After a while, they came in with my ID card in their hands, and stared at me after entering. After watching it for a long time, I knew that I might not be able to hide it. I thought I couldn’t hide it, but I didn’t do anything bad. I just used a fake ID card. I won’t be arrested and jailed for this, right? ?After thinking about it, I felt that it was not a big deal, so I became more confident.

The young policeman looked at me suspiciously and asked, "Is this ID card yours?"

I replied with certainty: "It's mine, what's wrong with it?"

The young policeman asked again: "Please recite your ID number for me!"

I said without hesitation: "How do I recite this? Who remembers that if it's okay?"

The two policemen glanced at each other, returned the ID card to me and said, "It will be good for you to remember the number in the future! Tell me, what's going on?"

I took a long breath and replied pitifully: "It's really what I just said, you have to believe me, I'm an honest man!"

The two policemen smiled at the same time, and said youngly: "You are definitely not an honest person, but you shouldn't be some heinous villain. Well, I won't talk nonsense with you. They are all students. No matter what, for whatever reason It’s all good, it’s definitely wrong for you to hit someone! Let me give you a suggestion, go beg them, you can settle it! At most, you will lose some money!”

I said with some dissatisfaction: "Even if I beat someone, I have a reason. You say, I can't be bullied to the face, but I don't fight back at all. Am I still a man? Besides, you must say, let me call the police! But I did call the police, but the result is still the same. If we reconcile, can they really pay me? I didn't do it first, I just wanted to talk to them. They apologized to me, and it’s fine! But they are more arrogant than me, they attack first, but they can’t beat me! If I am like that middle-aged man, I have to be like him, full of hurt!"

The police comrades nodded understandingly and said: "Actually, we also know that sometimes, these children are more unreasonable than adults, and they are not serious! We also figured out what happened! We also blamed it just now. The staff of the memorial hall who brought you back mainly because one of their staff members is the parent of that group of students. They thought we didn’t know, but we all know that these children died here. Famous, I usually bully people a lot!"

The young policeman smiled and said in a low voice: "I'll tell you in private, you taught me a good lesson! If I were you, I would have to do it too! They should have a longer memory! But then again, even if it is like this , you hurt people so badly, you are wrong, "

I waved my hands and said, "It's really not there, I just gave them a little by myself, and there's nothing more!"

The young man continued: "I've asked about this too, and it's really just one stroke. This only shows that you have practiced it. There are many people who can kill you with one move! Since you know that you have such a good skill, you should strike lightly." Come on! If you agree to a settlement now, you will pay some money, forget about it, if they don't agree to a settlement, it's hard to say, if they go for an injury test, you still have a long hand!"

I said unconvinced: "Why? What's wrong with me? I'm self-defense! I'm sure I won't pay a penny! This lawsuit is settled! I want to see, and Is there no reason? Is there any justice at all?"

The two policemen sighed, shook their heads, and walked out.

I am really angry. I have a stubborn mentality towards unfair things. I can't stand unfair things happening to others, let alone things that happen to me. If you try hard, I don't believe it, no one can beat them! .

After a while, the police came in with a middle-aged man with a pockmarked face and a ferocious face. The man seemed very angry. When he saw me, he was about to reach out and hit me. When I posted it, the slap just hit me on the face. It didn't hurt much, but it was very loud. I immediately shouted: "Oh, it hurts me to death! I hit someone, I killed someone!"

The pockmarked face that came in with a ferocious spirit suddenly became dumbfounded. He didn't expect his slap to be so loud. He probably thought the slap was really hard. I guess his original intention was to scare me after he came in, and to replace his son or daughter. He came for revenge, but it's a pity that he hasn't vented his anger yet, just this slap made him stupid.

Immediately afterwards, the two police comrades held him down and shouted angrily: "What are you doing? Beating people in the police station in front of us, do you still have the law in your eyes? If you are outside, you are not allowed to kill and set fire what?"

I covered my face and said in pain: "My teeth seem to be loosened!" Then, I wrapped my teeth tightly. Usually, as long as I suck hard, I will spit out blood. Holding a tissue, I spit it out inadvertently. above.

The police comrades did not have the slightest doubt, pointed at the tissue in my hand and questioned Pocky Face: "Look at how you beat people up? Are you really killing people? They are bleeding!"

Pockmarked face innocently defended: "I didn't use much force! I was just out of anger. An adult beat our child like that! Do you think I can't be angry?"

While covering my face, I said, "I only hit it once, and I didn't use much force!"

The police comrade said impatiently: "Okay, okay! Don't tell anyone else? Let's see what to do about this?" My child, are you going to sue him?"

Pockmarked face nodded hastily, and said viciously: "Sue! You must sue, and let him sit through the prison if you sue!"

The policeman glared at him, then looked at me and asked, "What about you? He hit you just now, are you going to sue him?"

I said confidently: "Sue, of course I sue, I not only want to sue him for hurting others, I also have to sue his children for scratching my car, I demand compensation from them!"

Mazi's face froze for a moment, probably no one told him about it.

The police comrade continued to ask me: "How much is your car worth?"

I quickly replied: "The new Wrangler in 13 was bought for 48.6 yuan. The new car, he scratched it like this, so what if I touch up the paint, it will cost 5 to 6 yuan, right?"

Pockmarked face groaned, and said angrily: "What? Your car is only over 40 yuan, and it costs 5 to 6 yuan to refinish the paint. You don't want to grab it!"

I curled my lips and said, "Original paint, no matter how much you repair it, it won't be able to restore its original appearance. My car is all new. It's just scratched. How much will it depreciate? Of course I have to pay for it. A little more! Besides, my tooth is loose now, and I need money to fill it. Now I guess it will cost 3 to 4 yuan for a tooth implant, right? I don’t want more, just 10 yuan, let’s forget about it Otherwise, we'll see you in court!"

The pockmarked face refused to admit it: "You said shave, so you shave? Who knows if what you said is true or not?"

I cut it and said: "I parked in the parking lot. There are cameras over there. You can find out as soon as you turn on the surveillance! Also, the two police uncles have to testify for me. Did he hit me just now?" ?”

The police comrade nodded, and added: "We will investigate the car scrape! Then we won't mediate. If both parties don't want to reconcile, then stay here and shut down for 7 days first, and then go through legal procedures! "

It doesn't matter if my old god is on the ground, just sit there.

The pockmarked face became very nervous, and now his attitude eased a lot, and he asked the police comrade in a low voice: "Then what if I don't sue?"

The police comrade gave him a blank look and said: "It's your business if you don't sue, now he is suing you! If you have any problems, you can communicate with him yourself! We will go out first, you can discuss it, and then call us, I can warn you two, if you make trouble again, I will definitely detain you for ten days and half a month! Are you clear?"

We both nodded obediently.

The police comrades went out, and we were left staring at each other. I knew I had the initiative, so I sat on the side, fiddling with my fingers, as if nothing happened.

The pockmarked face couldn't sit still anymore, and discussed with me in a low voice: "Brother, I don't think you are a local, you are all working outside the house, why make things difficult for your own people? Otherwise, you can just forget about it Bar?"

At this time, it was my turn to become arrogant and said: "Forget it? When you just came in, weren't you very arrogant? Hit me, now let it go?"

Pockmarked face also retorted: "Then you also beat my child?"

I cut it and said: "Then if I scratch my car for no reason and scold me for your child, can I beat him?"

Pockmarked face said helplessly: "I also know that our little bastard always causes troubles outside, this time it can be regarded as teaching him a lesson! But, you shouldn't be so hard?"

I rolled his eyes at him and said: "Your slap is easy? You slapped me so hard that my teeth are loose! I just slapped it! Otherwise, if so many of them hit me, I would have been beaten down by them long ago!" You didn't see the uncle who was beaten by your child, did you? They have to sue you too!"

Mazi's face was dumbfounded, and he asked pitifully, "Did he hit someone else?"

I nodded and said, "You still don't know? If you beat him, he'll be sent to the hospital soon! That's a long hand, and I guess it will take a long time for my teeth to be inlaid. The current dentist is too expensive. Already!"

The pockmarked face couldn't hold back anymore, and begged: "Brother, I was wrong, you are arrogant, forget it! I don't have any money here, or I will give you 1 yuan. Don't ask anyone! You can pay for the rest of the dental care, and when I have money, I will return it to you!"

(End of this chapter)