Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 1330
Uncle Jun laughed and said: "Actually, I have another meaning. I think Ah Qing is very suitable for you! I'm afraid I can't match you!"

I hurriedly shook my head and said, "Uncle Jun, I'm already married!"

Uncle Jun cut his throat and said, "Who are you lying to? Mr. Du you brought over last time, what do you say? People are not flirtatious, and they are still hiding with me?"

I said helplessly: "Then rabbits can't eat grass by the side of the nest! She is your daughter! You can't be my mistress, right?"

But Uncle Jun said confidently: "A capable man, which one doesn't have three wives and four concubines? It's better to be a mistress for a capable man than to be a wretched wretch for a lifetime! Worry about oil, salt, and rice every day!"

I laughed and said, "Uncle Jun, you are quite open-minded!"

Uncle Jun was overjoyed and said, "Then you agree?"

I hurriedly shook my head and said, "What do I agree to? I didn't agree to anything! Even if I agree, my wife can't agree!"

Uncle Jun showed an expression that men could understand and said: "Can you tell your wife about this? Don't worry, as long as you and Ah Qing are what you love, no one will know!"

I curled my lips and said, "You can really plan for your girl! Let him find a married man and be his mistress!"

But Uncle Jun said disapprovingly: "What's the matter? I'm not doing it for her own good! She's alone, and now I've found her a good home. For a man like you, as long as you're willing, there are plenty of women out there." It’s upside down! She followed you, that’s because she was convinced! What’s wrong with her? Apart from being good-looking and married, she has no education or social experience. It’s hard to find a job outside, and someone can support her She's fine!"

I snorted and said, "Uncle Jun, are you planning to let me support her?"

Uncle Jun said in a big way: "Of course you don't need to support her. The money I give her is enough for her to spend her whole life! I just think she needs someone to rely on. At least if there is anything, I can talk to someone. How about you? You have a strong sense of responsibility, you are capable, and you can take care of others. With you here, I can rest assured, right?"

I cut it and said: "You are relieved, but my wife is worried!"

Uncle Jun persuaded me: "You won't let her know! It's so far away, where does she know where to go? Just live here, you come two or three times a year, that's fine!"

I said loudly: "Then she is a widow! She is so good-looking, any man is better than me! Why rely on me?"

Uncle Jun shook his head and said, "Can it be the same? I can't trust other men! Even if she didn't seek my money, who knows if she will come to seek my wealth if she has followed other men?"

I said disdainfully: "Then you are not afraid that I will seek your wealth? Think about it, I have found your daughter, and it is the most suitable for you to seek your wealth!"

Uncle Jun laughed loudly and said: "If you change someone else, it will definitely not work! You and I don't have to worry about it, you definitely don't like my little money! If you wanted it, you would have destroyed me long ago! I Well, to put it bluntly, it’s just to give you an excuse to come to my place. If there is no one here, I guess you won’t come here once in [-] years! Arrange a wife here for you, so you can come here often Look at me!"

I frowned and said, "Uncle Jun, this trick of yours is not very glorious, and you even said it, so you sacrificed your girl's lifelong happiness?"

Uncle Jun explained: "I'm not foolish! How could I sacrifice her happiness? On the contrary, I feel that I have found her a lifetime of happiness! I know you well, you are kind and generous, and a woman follows you , I will definitely not be wronged, if I were a woman, I would choose you!"

I lowered my face and said, "Uncle Jun, just let me go! I can definitely help you with your affairs. You don't need to find someone to tie me down, but you can't! No matter how good your daughter is, I have no relationship with her." , I won’t want her either! She can’t threaten your happy family! Besides, I think it’s a bit dishonest for you to do this. Isn’t it too unkind to sacrifice her like this for your current family? !"

Old Uncle Jun blushed and said: "It would be best if she didn't threaten my family! I still couldn't bear it, so I just drove her away like this! After thinking about it, I think this is the best way! I didn't want to be with you so early I said it, thinking that you can cultivate a relationship, you asked me to! But just now your sister-in-law told me directly, you are a sensible person, what is the best thing to talk about with you, don't wait for you to find out, At that time, you will be very resistant and disgusted, and you will not be able to end it at that time, so why not just point it out and say what you think, you are a smart person, so don't use it on you!"

I tasted it and said: "Sister-in-law is really accurate at seeing people! Uncle Jun, you are also a sensible person, why are you still confused about sister-in-law? You know she is here for your money, you How can she be so foolish?"

Uncle Jun said helplessly: "What can I do if I know? She is my son's mother. She gave birth to my son and treated me very well, at least on the surface. She hasn't mentioned anything too much in these years." Requirements, those who live peacefully at home are not much better than the two wives before me! Between people, don’t you just have to figure out something! I want her youthful beauty, and she wants me to be rich! I've thought about it a long time ago!"

I hummed and said, "Uncle Jun, you think clearly, I just think this deal is too strong, it doesn't feel like a family!"

Uncle Jun said with emotion: "What is a home? It is a house where people can live and a place where people can eat! It would be even better if it can send you to the end and carry on the family!"

I nodded and said, "You're right!"

Uncle Jun immediately asked: "Then you agree?"

I hurriedly shook my head and said: "What do I agree with? I definitely don't agree! Don't think about it, don't make up your mind about me! Now sister-in-law, I will pick it up for you. I will go to the project tomorrow to have a look. It's okay. I'm leaving!"

Uncle Jun hastily objected: "That's not okay, you have to stay with me for ten days and half a month! I still have a lot of things to ask you!"

I ignored him, but asked, "Is the meal ready? I'm really hungry!"

Uncle Jun said with a smile: "Come on, I ordered the kitchen to make a lot of delicious food!"

Uncle Jun and I sat at the table, looking at the dishes on the table, I was a little surprised: "Just the two of us? Is it too extravagant?"

Uncle Jun said with an oh: "Usually your sister-in-law and children don't come down to eat, the main reason is that there are too many people and she is too lazy to deal with it! Originally, the few of them usually eat at home, but after Ah Qing came back, your sister-in-law made a fuss. Once, I wanted to persuade them, but I was scolded by your sister-in-law one by one, now everyone is gone, no one wants to come, and I am left alone, even eating is boring!"

I asked inexplicably, "Then you still ask the kitchen to prepare so many dishes, how can the two of us finish it?"

Uncle Jun said disapprovingly: "I pay more attention to eating. The whole family is busy, so I can have a meal together at home in the evening, talking and laughing, so I told the kitchen to order at least 8 dishes every night! Today you again Now that I’m back, I have to ask the kitchen to do more!”

I was puzzled and said: "You have already said that dinner is for the whole family to sit down to eat, so the sister-in-law won't come down to eat?"

Just as he was talking, the sister-in-law came downstairs with the child, which surprised Uncle Jun and asked, "Ah Hua, why do you still come down to eat? I asked the kitchen to bring it to you!"

Ahua smiled and said: "I used to not come down to eat, because there were too many people down here, and everyone had to say hello, and then you started drinking, it was so noisy that you couldn't hear clearly, now it's different, the house is clean Quite a lot, Ah Fei is back, so naturally I want to come down to eat, can't I?" Then he smiled mischievously.

Uncle Jun said with a smile: "Of course! Come on, son, sit next to Dad. If you want to eat, Dad will pick it up for you!"

The little fat man jumped onto Uncle Jun and sat on Uncle Jun. I obviously saw Uncle Jun's thigh tremble, and he almost fell down.

Ah Hua saw a trace of displeasure on my face, and hurriedly pulled his son and said, "Come down quickly, let your father suppress you!"

The little fat man reluctantly sat next to Uncle Jun, pointed to a plate of prawns and said, "I want to eat prawns!"

Uncle Jun hurriedly pulled the plate over and began to grill shrimps for his son one by one. Ah Hua put them in his son's mouth, leaving me alone.

At this time, Ah Qing came in with a plate of dishes, put the dishes in front of me, and said softly: "I made it myself, your Guangdong Shanshui tofu, try it for me, and see if it tastes the same?"

I froze for a moment, then I picked up a piece of tofu, put it in my mouth, tasted it and said: "This is the taste! However, Chaozhou people call it stuffed tofu. The most important thing is that this tofu has to be dipped in chili sauce, which is delicious They made it themselves!"

Ah Qing said with an oh: "I just said what is missing? Can you do it? Can you teach me?"

I shook my head and said, "I don't know, but I can help you with a question. It's not difficult. The master of my restaurant is from Chaozhou!"

Ah Qing asked, "Is your restaurant big?"

I froze for a moment and replied, "It's still big, right? Do you want me to ask now?"

Ah Qing also felt that there was something wrong with her question, and immediately said: "No need, wait until you are free, or if you have learned it, teach me!"

I didn't know how to answer for a moment, Ah Hua over there probably saw me and Ah Qing having such an intimate conversation, and immediately said to me: "What's delicious to eat? Can we eat?"

I rolled her eyes, turned the plate in front of her and said, "Eat whatever you want, but you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, be careful!"

Ah Hua seemed to understand what I meant, and said with some embarrassment: "I just like tofu, it's cheap and delicious!"

Uncle Jun answered, "There are so many ways to make this tofu, and it's ever-changing. If you like it, I'll call the kitchen to have a tofu feast tomorrow!"

But the little fat man shouted inappropriately: "I don't eat tofu, I want to eat meat!"

Uncle Jun hurriedly said dotingly: "If you eat meat for us, you will grow taller!"

The disdain on Ah Qing's face flashed by, and then he picked up a few mouthfuls of food casually, and asked me casually, "How is your alcohol tolerance?"

I shook my head and said, "It's not that good!"

Ah Qing said contemptuously: "In Korea, if a man says that, it is a sign of incompetence!"

Uncle Jun heard this, and said displeasedly: "In China, it's called modesty! I didn't say that what those people in Korea drink is also called wine? The alcohol content is so low that it's not as good as beer! I'm ashamed to say that, Know how to drink? Let alone be able to drink! Just that wine, I can drink it all night without getting drunk, and they are still screaming, it’s not that I look down on them Koreans, they are all Koreans, but they don’t have a bit of our Fang Gang Bloody!"

Ah Qing's expression turned ugly, but he couldn't refute anything.

Ah Hua did not miss this opportunity and said: "That's right! When we traveled to Korea, not only the wine was not good, but the dishes were too monotonous. It was either spicy cabbage or roasted pork belly. It was nothing new! I didn't like it. Knowing how their lives are, do they still feel happy? They always look down on us, what do they have now? The house is smaller than ours, and the supplies are scarcer than ours! Even the original cars and electrical appliances They have all been surpassed by us!"

I smiled and said, "Sister-in-law still understands this?"

Ahua said proudly: "You don't need to know anything about this, right? The comparison is visible to the naked eye! Don't you think so?"

I nodded in agreement and said, "Yes, this is not the era of the four Asian tigers! Koreans and Japanese don't have the sense of superiority they used to have! If China hadn't experienced so many years of war, they might not be as good as us. A province!"

Ahua said even more exaggeratedly: "It's a province, I think it's not as good as our city! I don't know what those people think, they have to go there if they break their heads, and everything they want is nothing, everything is expensive!"

I went to look at Ah Qing's face again, it was so unnatural that it was a little distorted, it could be seen that she was holding back and not having a seizure, but I didn't mind continuing to stir up trouble, I wanted to see how far her endurance limit was?
So I continued: "You can't say that. Koreans are still very good at makeup. The beautiful people all over the street look the same. I really can't tell who is who, especially those Korean stars who have similar names. I have also studied their looks, the polarization is serious, the good-looking ones are the same, and the ugly ones are all kinds of strange! It's a bit like a fairy tale!"

Ahua laughed proudly and said: "That's right! Anyway, I really don't like Koreans, and I don't like to go to that place. It's enough to go there once. It's just one or two bustling streets. The sights to see are too small!"

Ah Qing finally couldn't help it, and said coldly: "I think your face is similar to theirs? What did you go to Korea for? Didn't you go to experience Korean plastic surgery culture?"

(End of this chapter)