Confessions of a Salesman

After stumbling into the urban area, the car in front disappeared in a flash. I asked Bao to speed up, but his speed was so unhurried. We couldn’t even see the taillights. I asked him to get out of the car. Come on.

But he said unhurriedly: "I have seen the navigation on this road, there is only one exit, don't worry, we can keep up, if you follow too close, they will find you! There is only one road anyway , the traffic jam will start at the next intersection, we will be able to track them down!"

Sure enough, he was right. At the next intersection, a bunch of cars were jammed up, all honking their horns anxiously. I vaguely saw the car we were following in front of us.

A person in the car got out of the car, and I said to A Bao: "You follow the car, I follow the person, and I will contact you later!"

I hurriedly got out of the car and followed the man. The man walked into a convenience store, bought a pack of cigarettes, and walked out again. Seeing him stop and go, he seemed not in a hurry, but seemed to be fine. , casual shopping.

Finally, I looked around at the entrance of an alley and walked in.

I hastily followed and walked in, but there were no people there. This alley has two high walls, an alley with no end in sight, but there are no people.

This is strange, this is two high walls, there is no cover, how can people disappear, there is not even a place to hide!

But it’s all here, so I can only bite the bullet and walk inside. After a few steps, I found that there was a door on the side of the high wall, which was embedded in the wall. It was invisible from a distance. , I pushed the door lightly, and it was locked inside.

This is difficult for me. The high wall is at least 4 meters high. If you climb it, you will definitely not be able to climb it. If you try to break in, the door may not be able to open, and people will run away. Even if you don’t run, you don’t know what’s inside. What is waiting for me?Wait here for him to come out?It's too obvious, there's no one passing by in this alley, so it's hard to explain!

When I was at a loss, a person came out of the alley.

At this time, I didn't leave, and I didn't leave, so I had to bite the bullet and move on.

The person coming from the opposite side was about to walk in front of me, he stood still and shouted at me loudly: "What are you doing?"

I looked at the person who came, wearing an open flowered shirt on the upper body, big pants on the lower body, holding a string of Buddhist beads in his hand, and wearing sunglasses, like a fortune teller.

I gave him a blank look and replied, "What's none of your business? I can do whatever I want!"

Hearing this, the man regained his energy, pointed to the surrounding high walls and said, "Look clearly, not everyone can come here. If you intend to steal something, you have come to the wrong place. There is nothing here for you to steal." , because you can’t even get in, do you know what this place is? I don’t look like a tourist to me, what on earth are you doing?”

I curled my lips and said, "Then what are you doing? Police? Nothing, I can do whatever I like!"

The man snorted and said, "I'm called taking precautions before they happen. Look clearly, this is the outer wall of Hangzhou No. [-]. This alley is the boundary between the East City and the West City. Do you know who lives in it?" ? Do you know how much this house is worth? The palace at the base of the imperial city is the same price! The stones under your feet are worth eight thousand if you dig them out and sell them! You said you didn’t steal anything, but just in case If you lose something, you won’t even be able to pay for it! I’m kindly reminding you!”

I said angrily: "Who are you lying to? Do you think this is the Forbidden City? At the base of the imperial city, this blue brick costs 10 yuan a piece, 1*1 square, if you want, I can wholesale it to you!"

The man looked at me and said in surprise, "It really wasn't for nothing, it was premeditated? Say, who sent you here?"

I don't want to spend time with him here anymore, I started to walk out, and while walking, I said: "I didn't have any premeditation, I just went to the wrong place, isn't it too much to go to the wrong place?"

The man followed closely behind me, and said relentlessly, "Don't think about just leaving like this! If you don't tell me what your purpose is today, you won't be able to leave!"

This pissed me off. I stopped and turned back to look at him. He didn't expect that I would turn back. The brakes were not in time and he hit me. I was fine and knocked him out. He This body is too weak!
Seeing his wasteful appearance, I couldn't help but want to laugh. He was lying on the ground, didn't get up for a long time, his glasses fell off, and the Buddhist beads in his hand were broken. I really thought, just such a little effort, He fell so badly!
I wanted to help him, but he stubbornly shook off my hand and yelled at me: "You're in trouble, do you know that?"

I withdrew my hand, snorted and said, "Really? Is it a big deal? If it's not a big deal, I'm going home for dinner!"

He stood up in embarrassment and said: "Big! You don't have to go home to eat recently, wait to eat in prison! I am seriously injured now, first send me to the hospital for injury examination, and then you wait to receive the lawyer's letter! "

This made me laugh angrily: "You stumbled, and you want to sue me? Don't even go to the court, even if you go to the police station, they will have to arrest you as a criminal! Are you confused? ah?"

The man was even angrier, pointing fingers at me, but he didn't dare to touch me, and said a little rascally: "Anyway, you're in trouble, and you have to lose money! I won't ask you for more, just give me 10 yuan, this matter Never mind!"

I groaned and said: "Now I know what you are doing, right? You still have to pay 10 yuan? I won't even give you 10 yuan! If you want to call the police, do it now. If you want to find a lawyer, do it right away." Go find it, I'll wait for you!"

He froze for a moment, and then continued to shout: "Okay! You wait! See how I kill you, and you just wait to go to jail! Even if you dare to mess with my yellow flag, you are courting death!"

I laughed loudly and said, "You're still a prince? That's fine, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you here! Get out! Don't mess with me anymore, I won't be polite!"

The man looked at my fierce eyes, couldn't help but took a step back, and said weakly: "Don't scare people, I won't accept your tricks!"

I shook my head and continued to walk out, ignoring his yelling from behind, and finally walked out of the alley, walked to the opposite side of the road, and looked at the high wall again, only to find that the two walls of the alley were the outer walls of two residential areas. It is really rare to see such a high community wall!After taking a closer look, I realized that the West Lake is next to it!
I planned to squat aside to see when the person who went in would come out, but that annoying street sneaker came to me again, this time with a better attitude, and stood by my side, and I looked at the high wall on the opposite side together, and said, "Is this an idea inside? I advise you to stop using your brains! I have been here for more than half a month..." Maybe I feel that I have said too much. I missed it, shut up quickly!

There is no way for him to follow me like this all the time. I said annoyedly: "Why are you following me all the time? I don't have any ideas, and I don't have as many ideas as you, but if you follow me again, I will take you out." Throwing this high wall in, I'm already polite enough to you!"

That man was really sloppy, and smiled at me: "You can tell that you are of the same kind at first glance! Don't worry, I won't say it, how about making a fortune together?"

I frowned and said, "Are you okay? I didn't tell you, I just passed by! Why are you still talking!"

He said familiarly: "My name is Lao Liu. I have been in this area for more than two years. I have seen many people who come here to make ideas, but there is really no one who can do things alone. Brother sees that you are doing big things. I've told you so much. It's hard to make a boat with a single plank, and it's easy to handle things with multiple people. I'm really familiar with this area, and I don't want too many. You can eat bones, and I can just drink soup!"

I'm annoyed, but I thought about it and said, "Well, tell me how to get in, and I'll consider giving you some money to buy cigarettes!"

Lao Liu said with a smile: "You look down on me too much, just give me a cigarette money, don't you see if the Lord cares about your cigarette money?"

I curled my lips and said, "BJ people, right? Why are you doing so badly? You can just set up a courtyard house at home, so you can buy a few of these villas here!"

Lao Liu sighed and said: "That's not to say, if it was left in the first few years, Master Liu, I can buy a few houses here. Now that my family is in trouble, I come here to beg for food. See Brother, you are also a person on the road, so I will give you a few pointers. This is really not something that ordinary people can enter. If you enter, you will not be able to get out. There are many people! The people who live here are all big shots, and the money is real. You are not stupid! There are bodyguards in and out, and there are a few particularly powerful masters. If you stand outside this wall, everyone inside will know! There are also countless organs, cameras, and I have followed the garbage truck into it a few times! "

I groaned and said, "Then what do you want to do in there?"

The old sixth thief said shyly, "What else can I do? Get some good stuff! Just pick up something, it's priceless!"

I smiled and said, "Still a Buddha? How long have you been here to observe?"

The sixth son sighed and said, "It's been several months, and I never thought that the idea would be so difficult! No, I planned to leave today, but the thief did not miss the opportunity, so I just left, I am not reconciled!"

I thought for a while and said, "Well then, I'll let me in, and I'll give you some money, how about it?"

Lao Liu shook his head and said, "It's not good! Can you come out after you go in? You really underestimate me, I really don't care about your little money! It's easy to get in, but it's hard to get out, let alone bring things out. I don't want you to risk your own life!"

I cut it and said: "Speaking so exaggeratedly, I will be arrested at worst, so I won't die, right?"

Lao Liu wryly smiled and said: "What do you think! I really feel that going in and out is like shopping! The people inside are really easy to mess with! This is not the first time I came here to make an idea. A group of people came here before, all standing The one who scrambled in and waded out, although he is not dead, but I think he only has half his life left!"

I sighed and said, "Forget it then! You can go, I won't delay your business! I won't go in either!"

The sixth child said stubbornly: "You just gave up like that? You are too unprofessional! Can't we overcome difficulties?"

I was amused by him, shook my head and said: "You are quite dedicated! But I and you are not in the same profession! What kind of professionalism do I need?"

The sixth child scratched his head and said: "Don't pretend to be confused, I don't know what you do! Just take a look, and I know that we are colleagues! In this way, we will add two to five of the things we take out, and I will not Comparing with you, I have done the preliminary work before! There is an opportunity tomorrow, we can go in, the garbage here is not cleaned every day, once a week, every time they drive in, they can enter two people, and the garbage truck goes in The time must be empty, and when you come out, you have to check, the inside is stricter than a prison, but I have a way to get in, and there is no need to follow the garbage truck out!"

I said loudly: "Then you don't want to stay inside for a week? Didn't you say that there are many bodyguards and masters inside? Why do you stay inside for a week? You will definitely be found out. At that time, you must not be beaten to death?"

Old Liu said confidently: "I said, I have figured out a way! Then you just need to follow me in!"

I shook my head and refused: "I'm not going, you think I'm stupid? How do I know, will you sell me directly after you go in? If you take advantage of the chaos, I will suffer! I don't I’m in a hurry to get in, I’m just curious! You’re not so short of money, you’ve been staring at this place for so long, don’t worry, I won’t tell the truth, let’s just pretend to be someone who hasn’t seen anyone before, and that’s it! Let’s say goodbye! "

The sixth child saw that I was going to leave, so he pulled me and said, "Don't go! Are you looking for someone?"

I froze for a moment, didn't answer his words, looked at him, and he said triumphantly: "Am I right? I also know that there is a house in this community where several people are locked up, and the guards are very strict. , taking turns guarding, I wonder if the person you are looking for is inside?"

I looked at him very vigilantly and asked, "Who the hell are you?"

Lao Liu smiled and said: "Didn't you say that I am a Buddha? I really am a Buddha! A real Buddha! I have been in this business for most of my life. You can tell where you are hiding and how much you have. Yes! The people there are either kidnapped or imprisoned by some important person. The residents of that house are not simple. The security guards configured in this way are either rich or expensive! I think the things in his house must be priceless, so, I must find a way to get in once, even if I can't steal it, it's okay to have an eye addiction!"

I tentatively asked: "Then how do you know that someone is locked up inside? Maybe it's just that they have a lot of treasures in their house!"

The sixth child shook his head and said: "No, I told you, that's what I do! There are a lot of property in the family, and most of them are because there are many security measures outside, and there are not many security guards. After all, there are many people with mixed hands, and it is easier to lose things. , and I don’t want too many people to know about it! Tibetans are just the opposite, they don’t need too many security measures, most of them are man-to-man, which is safer!”