Unusual Fate Records

Chapter 211 002. What's it like to be seduced by a female hooligan?

Jin Ziyue and Fu Xun were somewhat stunned.

Fu Xunxian realized what was happening and said with schadenfreude, "That won't work."

Jin Ziyue smiled wryly: "Miss, you must be joking. We really are members of the city department, and these are our identification documents."

"Boring." The girl's expression was indifferent, and she didn't even look at their identification. "I'm serious. The child will take your surname. When are we going to find a hotel room?"

Being teased by a pretty girl for the first time left me feeling a little lost.

Fu Xun lowered his head and didn't speak, but he was secretly overjoyed.

Hahaha, Jin Ziyue, you've finally met your match!

Um? wrong.

His expression changed repeatedly. Why didn't he receive the same treatment?
Suddenly, Fu Xun couldn't be happy anymore.

It's a scam, a honey trap, or a gold digger scam—it must be something like this!

"Miss, please calm down," Jin Ziyue advised gently. "We're just here to remind you that tomorrow afternoon..."

"It doesn't matter what happens in that kind of thing." The girl moved closer, and Jin Ziyue could even smell her fragrance, which was different from perfume and cosmetics, but a light and sweet scent.

She stared intently at Jin Ziyue, her eyes darting around, seemingly increasingly satisfied with what she saw.

Fu Xun, being sensible, silently walked down the stairs and, in a secluded spot, lit a cigarette that wasn't actually there.

"Miss, please respect my job," Jin Ziyue said seriously.

"Hi, hi." The girl seemed a little bored and shrank back. It was summer vacation for students, and the girl was wearing a loose white shirt with wide sleeves, revealing her fair arms, and black casual pants that were not very distinctive. She certainly looked like someone who stayed at home most of the time.

"Tomorrow afternoon..."

"City leaders are coming tomorrow afternoon to investigate the city's level of civilization and residents' satisfaction with their lives. The time is—" the girl recalled for a moment and said, "From 2 pm to 5 pm. And it's a random survey, so we might not be selected, right?"

Jin Ziyue nodded respectfully.

"You've already heard that."

"So let's not waste time, shall we go get a room?" the girl blinked at him expectantly.

"I'm sorry, I already have a family." Jin Ziyue could only bring up Fu Qin as a savior.

Sanshui Linxin nodded and said, "That's fine. It means you have a lot of experience. I haven't tried it myself yet, but I should have a good experience."

Jin Ziyue: ...

The girl seemed to remember something and said, "I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Sanshui Linxin, I am 17 years old, have no dating experience, and am (harmonious)."

Sanshui Linxin stared at Jin Ziyue's face and said, "Alright, I've finished my introduction. It's your turn now."

"Miss, please have some self-respect. I have work to do, so I'll take my leave now."

Jin Ziyue looked displeased.

Sanshui Linxin looked a little regretful and said, "Really? Okay then. Didn't you just give the neighbor a small prize? I want one too."

"It's a box of tissues promoting the creation of a civilized city," Jin Ziyue said.

"Don't worry, I will take good care of our token of love," Sanshui Linxin said confidently, fiddling with the sturdy cardboard box.

Jin Ziyue wondered if the surrounding residents had some misunderstanding about the girl.

If Fu Xun were here, he would definitely complain that this is not a withdrawn personality, but a hooligan.

"Then I won't bother you any longer," Jin Ziyue said, indicating that he wanted to take his leave.

"Wait a minute," the girl said, trying to keep him there. "Let's exchange text messages, and then go on a date when you're free, okay?"

"I must refuse." Jin Ziyue
"In fact, I could easily hack into your department and get your text messages, contact information, and even home address from your work unit, but if it really comes to that, there's no need for that, right?"

San Shui licked his lips, leaned against the door, and looked at Jin Ziyue with a provocative expression and an amused look.

Jin Ziyue's smile vanished, his eyes narrowed, revealing a dangerous glint.

Sanshui Linxin stepped forward, looking quite regretful, and said, "What is this? They can't even do the most basic flirting. They have no sense of romance at all."

She continued slowly, "Young man, your soul is incredibly captivating. No matter how you try to hide it, the brilliance within you cannot be concealed. Are you sure you don't want to have a deeper conversation with me?"

She tossed her hair back, a confident smile on her lips, letting her long hair fly freely.

"I don't understand what you're saying, but thank you for your kind words, Miss Sanshui. After all, any man would be very happy to receive a girl's affection," Jin Ziyue said with a forced smile.

"Really? How happy are you?" Sanshui blinked.

"If there's nothing else, I need to head to the next homeowner to deliver the message."

Sanshui Linxin didn't stop him, but glanced at him with a resentful expression and said, "Go, don't miss me too much."

“Of course,” Jin Ziyue retorted.

San Shui covered his mouth and smiled, "What a heartless man, while I am the exact opposite."

Jin Ziyue left without looking back, leaving Sanshui Linxin behind, the door half-closed, only half her face showing, the corners of her mouth slightly upturned.

……

When Jin Ziyue turned the corner, he found Fu Xun waiting for him at the bottom of the stairs.

"This woman is too skilled; I'm afraid I'll get taken advantage of," Fu Xun said sullenly.

“Your focus is off,” Jin Ziyue said.

"Hey, is this the time to complain?" Fu Xun was exasperated. "We need to talk to her about soul-related issues."

“I know,” Jin Ziyue said, looking out from upstairs. “This woman is no ordinary person. What she just said confirms that she can indeed see souls.”

"At least we didn't pick the wrong person, right? When necessary, we'll have to rely on you to sacrifice your looks," Fu Xun said sourly.

“There is no love without a reason in this world. All actions are driven by self-interest.” Jin Ziyue ignored his sarcasm and did not believe the woman’s flattery. He said, “Since you need my help, we should be more patient and play the long game.”

Fu Xun felt a little relieved; Jin Ziyue had found the woman's weakness so quickly.

"Whatever her motives, this woman deserves further investigation."

"By the way, how do you cover up this lie about a 'civilized city census'?" Fu Xun asked.

Jin Ziyue glanced at him and said, "I never said it was a lie."

"Good heavens, you can even take on temporary jobs within the established staff?" Fu Xun clicked his tongue in amazement.

"That did happen recently, but it just happened to stop at the next street. These souvenir brochures were indeed distributed by them. We just need to say that we walked an extra block."

"Whether there is a so-called leader or not is a matter of probability. If no leader comes to their door, they will only feel lucky and will not suspect anything; if someone comes to their door, they will naturally assume that it is a leader."

Jin Ziyue took off his non-prescription glasses and said, "The actors have been hired. We'll wait for them to come tomorrow afternoon so we can go in and investigate."

"You're so skilled at this kind of thing. When did you start mastering these strange skills?"

Fu Xun felt there were so many things to complain about that he didn't know where to begin.

I recommend a Dragon Raja fanfiction called "I Can't Pay for College, So I Have to Slay Dragons." The writing is excellent, with that youth literature feel. It made me realize that I initially wanted to write in that style too. Later, because of poor grades, I subconsciously rushed the pace and sacrificed a lot of plot for word count.

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