Fist of Fantasy

Chapter 121 Purchasing Sacrifice

When Liang De returned to the LOFT apartment in Hongye Building on Shanqian Street, he bumped into the old landlord lady who came to return the pet at the door. As Li Zhixian's distant cousin, he accepted the old lady's nagging for more than half an hour. After guaranteeing that the salted fish and her pet would be kept well, the old lady left contentedly.

Liang Deti slipped into the cage, and the owl in the cage had been looking at the old lady who had left reluctantly, not at all happy to see its owner again.

Li Zhixian sat on the sofa with his legs back and watched the ten o'clock clock, holding a can of Waterloo stout in his hand.

On TV, a man and a woman sit side by side on the rooftop and talk to each other. The beer in their hands has been drunk for almost half the episode. main character.

Li Zhixian averaged three sips per can, throwing away as he drank.

Fortunately, Liang De had the foresight to build a small briquetting machine into the waste picking robot, which can collect multiple cans and compress them into metal blocks the size of cigarette packs. Otherwise, the room would be filthy again.

Li Zhixian was shaking her feet on the sofa, and the owl pattern on the socks seemed to be shaking her head non-stop. When she heard footsteps, she turned her head to say hello to the owl in Liang De's hand.

"Yo, Lili."

The owl opened its beak in the cage and said:

"The time has come."

Surprised, this bird is still smoking.

Li Zhixian said to Liang De: "Open the cage, it wants to eat and won't run away."

Liang De put the bird cage on the ground and opened it. The owl inside walked out of the cage door and gave him a hard look, then walked to the kitchen by himself.

Liang De watched the talking owl skillfully open the kitchen cabinet door and grabbed a bag of bird food and a bowl to pour out for himself, so sensible that it made people feel distressed.

He said to Li Zhixian:

"Do you have an owl or a parrot?"

"It's the long-eared owl. My original guide beast was named Lili. It can talk nonsense over and over again. It can't be compared with a parrot."

"You are quite willing to spend money on pets. The staple food and supplementary food are imported."

Liang De glanced at the unteared price tag on the bag of bird food, hehe, this bird eats better than humans.

Li Zhixian took the empty beer can, squinted his eyes and aimed at the not-so-intelligent waste-scavenging robot, and accurately threw it into the feeding port of the briquetting machine on top of it.

"The guide beast was raised with funds from the bureau. It used to be paid to my card, but later it was changed to directly distribute the supplies. It's really inconvenient."

Looking at the wine-soaked salted fish, Liang De felt that he already understood why the Evil Disaster Bureau changed to distribute supplies to her.

That is to say, bird food cannot be served with wine, or else...

"Old Liang, take a look at how much grain is left in the cupboard. If there is too much, I'll hang up a few bags and sell it online to buy wine."

The smoky owl was shocked when it heard Li Zhixian's words, and immediately spread its wings to block the door of the kitchen cabinet, with a deep voice in its beak:

"Evil is stirring!"

"Lili, you are so stingy! Why don't you just eat less?"

Li Zhixian stepped off the sofa and approached the bird food in the kitchen cabinet step by step.

The owl, Lili, clung tightly to the cabinet door, with despair and courage intertwined in her eyes, and a helpless voice came out from her beak:

"The fate of darkness is about to come!"

Liang De gave the owl a reassuring look, and stood up to stop Li Zhixian.

"The final payment has been collected. Go to the supermarket tomorrow to buy the remaining sacrifices. I will buy you some discounted drinks by the way. Don't compete with the birds."

Li Zhixian fell backwards, propping his hands on the floor with a neat backhand flip and collapsed back onto the sofa.

"Depart at nine o'clock tomorrow. I have set 8 alarm clocks on your phone from 8 o'clock to 30:[-] o'clock, which should be enough."

"Old Liang, we have a flexible working system. It's only the first week. We have a lot of time. Do you want to be so rigid?"

Li Zhixian turned on the phone and was about to delete the alarm clock when Liang De's gloomy voice rang in her ears:

"Hair loss, gout, neck lines, athlete's foot, hemorrhoids, body odor, bad breath, uncle smell, middle-aged weight gain, nose hair growth, lumbar disc herniation, oral ulcers, chronic gastritis..."

Li Zhixian felt chills all over when she heard that, and quickly added another 30 alarm clocks on her mobile phone. After adding the alarm clock, she saw that it was not early, and went upstairs to lie down in the bedroom after washing.

"See you tomorrow." From downstairs came the happy voice of the rigid social animal.

Li Zhixian pulled out the drawer of the bedside table which was full of wine bottles, and drank three 50ml bottles of cognac before falling asleep.

"Damn it, being an employee of an evil god is more troublesome than being a magical girl..."

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At [-]:[-] in the morning, the fresh food section of the supermarket is full of old men and women.

Liang De asked Li Zhixian to push the shopping cart, and stood two meters away from the shopping cart, flipping through the recommendations of today's offerings in "Chunzong Sacrifice".

The contents of this parchment book are not static, and the sacrifices used to worship Du Gongtai are different every day, and must be determined according to the recommended list of sacrifices for that day.

What he ordered online were mainly materials for building the altar of evil gods and several fixed sacrifices, and other sacrifices had to be purchased temporarily.

"One box of hazelnut chocolates, more than 110 grams. One can of seedless plums, more than 150 grams. Then take a pack of original potato chips for sharing, two bags of hard candy, matcha and strawberry flavored Pocky Take three boxes.

Alright, go to the fresh fruit section. "

"One catty of jackfruit, two catties of lychees, four young coconuts...

Pork ribs are so expensive, why not replace them with mutton slices... Big sister, is this black tiger prawn wild? Why don’t I look like it?All right, I'll buy some and go back and have a try.

Master, get a melon seed spot, just that one, yes, yes, the skinniest one, it swims so lively, it must be delicious, let you be skinny.

Do you have cloud bream?

Oh, I see, grab that one, the fat one, eh—yes. "

After buying the fish, Liang De opened the shopping list on the ugly tablet and compared it with the parchment, and said:

"There are still two bags of laundry beads and a box of conditioner, let's go to the daily chemical area."

Li Zhixian looked at the fish jumping in the shopping cart, then at Liang De, and said:

"Old Liang, are we buying sacrifices for the evil god, or are we helping his mother do the shopping?

Is Mr. Lei Ting Chunzong Du so close to the people in his requirements for sacrifices?

Doesn't the new altar need to kill a few people to warm up the scene? "

Liang De put away the tablet and said: "The evil gods you understand are those strange fish monsters that the evil disaster bureau usually deals with.

The four friends of Lei Ting are all high-ranking Jieyuan walkers in Qingjie. Seriously, they might be able to overthrow a large Kukai system. Do you think they have something that you can't get, and you must offer it? "

"Conditioner?" Li Zhixian guessed seriously.

Liang De shook his head: "These sacrifices are not for the evil god himself.

The Cthulhu Altar in Thunder Bluff has two main functions.

The first is used for upper and lower communication, which is equivalent to an internal office phone.

The second is to provide a trading platform between the relatives of the evil gods.

The things we bought today are the needs of other evil gods. After sacrificing these things, you will have 100 points in your account, and you will be automatically promoted to the primary user group, and then you can use the interior of the evil god altar normally. Communication function, you can also use points to shop on the platform. "

"You can still do shopping... Then what did you mean yesterday when you said that I am the Blood of Devotion and can get a [-]% discount?"

"Assuming that someone sacrifices one sacrifice to get 1 point, you only need to sacrifice 0.6 of the same sacrifice to get 1 point."

"Then can I charge a sacrifice?"

"Brother Xian, your thinking in this area is really broad and active..."

"Old Liang, there is a leader in this project. At the beginning, small profits are made but high sales are made. To develop users, I only draw ten points. Who would not be happy about this?

Introduce me to a few more relatives of the evil gods you know, and I will give you dividends according to the head, and each person will give you two points! "

Li Zhixian waved his hand with pride.

"But Brother Xian, have you ever thought that if you are an ordinary family member of an evil god who does not have the privilege of offering sacrifices, at this time, a devout blood who has served the evil god for generations and was appointed by the upper echelon as loyal and unspeakable came to you, I asked you if you want to pull the wool of the evil god together... What would you think?"

"This bastard must be trying to fish for law enforcement!

I have been hooked by a colleague in the bureau before, and she was rated as an advanced worker that year! "

Li Zhixian, who has rich experience in life, thought deeply about how to solve this crucial trust issue.

Liang De looked at her helplessly and sighed. It was 09:30, and he turned on the cross-border communication switch of the dedicated mobile phone to refresh the mailbox to see if Bai Hekong had replied to his email.

(End of this chapter)