Fist of Fantasy

Chapter 163 The Proof of Virginity

World No. 415 on the other side of the sky.

Liang De parted ways with the woman carrying the retro suitcase, and returned to the Hongyelou Apartment on Shanqian Street near the University Town in Xiangbei City alone.

He got off the black limousine and waved goodbye to the old driver Huang Chuanchao.

Huang Chuanchao poked his head out of the car window, greeted with a smile the salted fish girl who was sitting on a beer box in front of the Hongye Building, started the car, slipped into the sewer, and disappeared into a ball of soft dark chocolate. without a trace.

Liang De walked up to Li Zhixian and said:

"Why are you drinking outside, and the house is so full of rubbish that you can't stand up? Don't you sacrifice a lot?"

Li Zhixian took a bottle of Beaver's Peanut Butter Milk Stout Beer, hiccupped like the beaver on the label, and said:

"Old Du is waiting for you in the living room with a bald head. My sofa has been taken over by them."

The bald head walking with Mr. Du should be Mr. Fengxian. What do they come to see me for, to share the joy of being superior?

"Wow, Brother Xian, are you not panicking? Do you know that Mr. Du and Mr. Fengxian are one of the best evil spirits in Jieyuan Kuhai..."

Li Zhixian said indifferently: "Isn't he the boss? There is nothing to be afraid of. Our family can work for Lao Du for so long, which means he is not bad."

"Your logic seems to be correct."

Li Zhixian took out another bottle from the beer box where he was sitting, and said:

"It's just that you are bluffing all day long to be afraid of this and that. Old Du is very easy-going. I chatted with him for a while before you came. He has three views, understands women's rights, and doesn't pretend to be coercive.

Unlike some middle-aged greasy men, who only tell nasty jokes in front of girls, and drink unambiguously, they are quite nice. "

It's not just about women's rights... That guy is Kukai Nande's mentor who understands too much.

Liang De thought for a while and said:

"Didn't he care about your sacrifice of all kinds of household garbage every day?"

"No, Lao Du threw rubbish into the carton altar just now, but he told me a few words, saying that if you separate them into different categories, you can get more sacrifice points.

He even modified the bottle-picking robot you made. Now the robot can sort and sort the trash, and throw it into the altar after picking up the trash. "

"Then you still run out to hide here to drink?"

"The bald guy who came with Lao Du is too familiar, he eats my snacks and drinks my wine as soon as he comes, opening and closing his mouth like a grinder.

I quickly moved a case of beer out to drink, or he would have wiped out my inventory. "

Li Zhixian touched the surviving case of beer with lingering fear, and blew a bottle to calm himself down.

"Alright then, keep drinking, I'll go and see what's looking for me."

Liang De pushed open the door of the apartment, and saw Tai Fengxian and Du Gongtai sitting side by side on the sofa in the living room, drinking and watching TV. On the screen, two men and women in ancient costumes were hiding under the incense table of a solemn temple and eating chicken legs. They did not know what it was drama.

"Ade, are you back?"

Tai Feng first watched the drama with his face straight, a new face appeared on the side of his bald head, and he greeted Liang De.

Du Gongtai also turned his head and smiled at him.

"I'm back, I'm back, where are you two today?"

"Ade, you have helped me and Senior Brother Tai do such a great thing. He and I came here today to give you some due rewards. Senior Brother Pu is not very happy now, so I won't invite you to go to Qinggeng Peak to publicly commend .”

Tai Feng first sneered and said: "Who cares if he is happy or not, it's just that there's no need to make such nonsense."

Liang De rubbed his hands shyly: "What kind of reward? Can you give me a salary increase? It doesn't need to be too much, just [-] to [-] crystal clusters per month."

Du Gongtai shook his finger and said:

"Ah, if a man has money, he will become bad, and if a man has no money, he will become a virtue.

It is useless to ask for so much money. What you want cannot be bought with money, but I can help you. "

"What I want... Teacher Du, can you send me back to Blue Star's hometown?"

Liang De's face was filled with joy, the master of Qinggeng Peak was the master of Qinggeng Peak, he was completely different from some hairless people who were not able to do things well!

"No, but I can help you find a more efficient way to find your way home."

As Du Gongtai said, he stretched out his right hand and took a pair of Armani thin-rimmed glasses from Liang De's empty nose.

"Someone made this pair of glasses out of a quarter of a bookmark of ten thousand volumes and put them on your face in order to let them gradually integrate into your self-nature and combine with the other quarter of a bookmark of ten thousand volumes in your self-nature. one.

When you have one-half of a ten-thousand-volume bookmark in your self-nature, the causal relationship between you and the person who has been to world No. 454 on this shore will be deeper, and the possibility of meeting him will be greatly increased.

Mr. Xie from Yingxue Hall is always willing to help others. As long as you find him, you can go back to your hometown... Unfortunately, the person who made this pair of glasses has ingenuity but no skill. The progress may have to wait for thousands of years. "

Du Gongtai suddenly kept silent, his pale face had a strange color of blood, and the hands holding the gold-rimmed glasses overflowed with blue and purple light.

"Junior Brother Du's art of refining weapons is the best in Thunder Cliff. He has the ability to turn decay into magic. With him helping you to refine this pair of glasses, the success rate of your return home has increased many times."

Tai Feng first poured Li Zhixian's last bag of shrimp crackers into his mouth, and ate it up.

Liang De clasped his palms together, shook Du Gongtai several times to express his thanks to Du Gongtai who was refining the weapon, and leaned towards Tai Fengxian with a Shiba Inu face.

"Mr. Fengxian, I'm your old man's direct army, and Mr. Du is so aggressive..."

"Go away, I'm not old, we writers will always be young, and tears will always be in our eyes.

... Isn't the year-old Green Tribulation Walker about the same as ordinary people! "

"How old are you?"

"Bah, bah, don't ask if you shouldn't ask!"

Tai Feng first reached into the smooth mirror of the back of his head, took out a small book with a green cover and threw it to Liang De.

"For you."

Liang De took it over and saw that there were several big gilt characters printed on the green cover:

"Virgin certificate at the deputy director level?"

Sprayed!Do I still need this kind of thing to prove myself!

And why is there only a deputy director, what is the difference between me and a virgin!

Wait a minute, that's not the point, let's see what's inside.

Liang De flipped through the virginity certificate. On the front was his inch photo and personal information. On the second page, he wrote "The holder of this certificate is a virgin." Green square print.

...Puxuande, Zhenzong of Thunder, actually signed me, the happy hour projectionist, is this really a reward!

Liang De closed his virginity certificate and turned it over. On the back cover was a line of cursive script inscribed by Pu Xuande himself:

"A man who can't even guard his virginity can't guard anything!"

What qualifications do you, the former Qing Emperor of the former realm and the former "Qing" Emperor of the current realm, have to write an inscription on your virginity certificate!

The credibility of this document will be wiped out immediately, okay?

Is it true that as long as you have a certificate, you are considered a virgin, and you don't need any factual basis!

Then what is the value of a genuine virgin like me!

Liang De held his deputy director-level virgin certificate, and the expression on his face gradually lost control.

"Ade, after receiving this virginity certificate, you will be a member of the Thunder Bluff Brotherhood of the Poor from now on. Your position will be promoted to three levels in a row, and you will be assigned an outside assistant to help you."

Oh?This is not bad, the deputy director level is the deputy director level, after all, I am not a ruthless man who is pure and pure.

"Junior Brother Du and I will make great achievements in the future. Although the great achievements we want to make have nothing to do with you, if you seize the opportunity and participate well, it will also help you achieve your goal of returning to your hometown. At least it will be much better than you are now. "

Tai Feng first smiled and said:

"The first fixed task is to choose the dream of true essence. I think you haven't figured out the direction to explore the way home."

"Teacher Fengxian, what do you say?"

Liang De quickly handed Li Zhixian the last bag of Dengying beef to Tai Fengxian, pretending to be listening attentively.

(End of this chapter)