Fist of Fantasy

Chapter 165 Putting down the lemon

Liang De stretched out his hand towards the artifact that was closely related to his martial arts soul, but Tai Feng took the first step and snatched a quarter of the ten-thousand-volume bookmark re-smelted by Du Gongtai in his hand.

Tai Feng split his hands first, and he applied a special skin effect on the gold-rimmed glasses, turning them into auspicious clouds and golden hoops.

He solemnly held the golden hoop in his hand and placed it in front of Liang De.

There was neither sadness nor joy on Liang De's face, and he said:

"Teacher Fengxian, I'm starting to understand what you're saying.

In the past, when I saw things, I saw them without thinking, in a vague way.

When I set returning to Blue Star's hometown as my first goal, I could see everything clearly like never before.

I have learned that love is not a necessity of life. "

"Ade, sweet love in the world, don't you have lemons anymore?"

"It doesn't matter, what love is love, what trouble is single, the person you like the most is not necessarily the most suitable person, and the most suitable person is not necessarily the person you like the most.

What I want to do the most is not to be with the person I like the most, although I really want to be with the person I like the most, but..."

However, I want to go back to the person who loves me the most.

"Ade, before you put on this golden hoop, do you have anything else to say?"

Liang De suddenly stepped back three steps, and said to Tai Feng first:

"Teacher Fengxian, after you wear this golden hoop, you won't be able to touch any lust in the world anymore, right?"

Du Gongtai smiled and said, "He just added a special skin effect to enhance the sense of ceremony, it looks like a golden hoop, and the pair of glasses I made definitely have no function to make you lose your heart."

Only then did Liang De confidently pick up the golden hoop and put it on his head, and said seriously:

"Teacher Fengxian, I will never again lemon the sweet love in the world, and test the heavy responsibility of true love in the heavens and myriad worlds. I, Liang De, am willing to bear it all by myself!"

"Hahahahaha, the weather is turbulent, my Dao is prosperous!

Ade, you go look in the mirror! "

Tai Fengxian and Du Gongtai laughed and disappeared into the sofa. The voice echoing in the LOFT apartment was neither male nor female, without any characteristics, and no one knew who said it.

Liang De touched the top of his head, but he didn't touch the gold hoop.

He touched down with both hands, and there was nothing on the bridge of his nose.

He regurgitated what he had learned all his life. Whether it was recalling the girl who touched his heart the most or recalling the important learning materials in the hard disk of his previous life, he didn't feel any restraint on his head.

"What do you mean, promotions and rewards are illusions?"

Liang De walked to the bathroom vanity mirror. In the mirror, he was wearing a pair of thin-rimmed gold-rimmed glasses. He looked like a dog, a gentle scum.

Liang De couldn't help stretching out the middle finger of his right hand to support the bridge of the glasses. His own extraordinary power suddenly disappeared, and a few lines of square and small characters in Song Simplified No. [-] appeared in his field of vision:

[Name: Non-existing Glasses]

【type:? ? ? 】

【quality:? ? ? 】

[Special Effects: 1. Uneven Mirror: Use part of the content of "Mirror of the World" to conduct an appraisal of the designated item. The final interpretation of this special effect belongs to... Anyway, it is not you; 2. In the world: the holder must travel through the To the world where intelligent creatures exist; 3. Man in the suit: Increase the probability that the holder will meet the owner of Yingxue Hall after crossing. 】

[Remarks: Armani!My Armani! 】

Liang De immediately took out the virgin certificate given to him by Tai Fengxian, pushed the "non-existent glasses" to activate the special effect of identification.

[Name: Deputy Director-level Virgin Certificate (Thunder Four Friends Joint Edition)]

[Type: Soul Equipment]

[Quality: Legend]

[Special Effects: 1. Bachelor: Improve the attributes of pure yang, evil spirits, demons, and immortality, and the holder can practice all the exercises that require a virgin body; 2. Cherry Orchard: The holder can perform on others three times a day Virgin identification; 3. Crime and punishment: the holder causes double damage to non-virgin creatures]

[Remarks: Loneliness is a powerful alias]

Liang De stared at the mirror in a daze for a long time, and immediately threw the deputy director-level virginity certificate into the depths of his soul, and then shouted at the top of his voice:

"Brother Xian! Everyone is gone, do me a favor!"

Li Zhixian appeared holding the beer cardboard box, holding the bottle and said:

"what?"

Mr. Liang scratched his head and gestured, with his five fingers spread out in front of his face, he said:

"How about my glasses?"

Li Zhixian looked at Liang De and then at the mirror, and said:

"What kind of glasses do you have, Lao Liang, are you under too much work pressure and a little abnormal? The Evil Disaster Bureau has free psychological counseling for employees. Would you like to make an appointment for you?"

Liang De helped the glasses that only he could sense, and said:

"No, I'm fine.

Brother Xian, you don’t need to help me find a suitable time travel mission. I have other arrangements to make you work for nothing. I’m sorry.

"It's okay." Li Zhixian was very generous, "I haven't started looking for you yet."

"Fine……"

Li Zhixian exited the bathroom with the beer box in his arms, lay down on the floor of the living room and sniffed left and right.

She lifted the floor and looked at the empty dark space with a dull expression.

"Old Liang, I hid a package of Dengying Beef here..."

Liang De didn't change his face, and said: "Being eaten by Tai Fengxian, let alone under the floor, he is a boss of evil gods, and it's useless for you to hide in the ends of the world."

Li Zhixian lay on the floor of the living room in despair, without saying a word for a long while.

"Not at all, Brother Xian, you have been hired back by the Evil Disaster Bureau, and you are not short of money at all. If you want to eat Dengying Beef, you can just go to the supermarket and buy another pack. There is no need to be so desperate."

Li Zhixian paralyzed on the ground motionless, said:

"That package of beef was sent to me by a friend of mine in eastern Sichuan. It's a specialty of Tongchuan. The ones sold in supermarkets don't taste that way at all!"

"If you are eaten, you will be eaten. It's not a bad thing for you to drink two bottles less."

"You know shit!"

Liang De ignored the desperate salted fish lying on the ground, went out, took a taxi, and went straight to the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau.

Liang De walked through the automatic sensor door on the first floor of the Evil Disaster Bureau, pressed the up button of the elevator, and waited obediently on the first floor.

The defensive enchantment of the office building of the Evil Disaster Bureau is stacked on top of each other. It is a redundant defense system that does not seek merit but seeks no fault. If you fly directly up, there will definitely be a big commotion, so let’s go through the normal procedure Safer.

Liang De waited for a few minutes, and the elevator door opened at a constant speed. A young man with a big head was huddled in the elevator and dared not come out. He met Liang De's eyes and whispered:

"Liang, Brother Liang..."

Liang De supported the elevator door with one hand, raised his nose, and quickly frowned.

"Big head, haven't you quit smoking? Why do you smell like cigarettes?"

Brother Liang reached out and took out a pack of high-end cigarettes from the pocket of the fifth outstanding young man of the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau, sniffed it and stuffed it into his pocket.

"Why do you have no willpower at all, and you are still an outstanding youth. If you can't quit smoking, can you still be called an outstanding youth?

Big head, smoking is not a good thing, you should be ashamed! "

Liang De lit a big cigarette and held it in his mouth, and blew out a few smoke rings in the amber inner air shield, with a tone of hatred for iron.

The big head of the outstanding young man had a dull expression. He was overwhelmed by Mr. Liang's upright expression and his terrifying extraordinary power, and he didn't speak for a long time.

"Forget it, quitting smoking is not a matter of a day or two, it will take a long time in the future.

Big head, who are the leaders in the bureau today?I have something to ask the leader. "

"Commissioner Liang, what's the matter with you?"

Liang De looked back, and saw a gentle and intellectual woman standing behind him with a smile.

(End of this chapter)