Fist of Fantasy

Chapter 180 Reaching a Consensus

"Didn't you say that the plot of fighting and killing is boring?"

Liang De looked at the criminal investigation drama on TV that was in the middle of a fierce firefight, and asked a little doubtfully.

Li Zhixian straightened the owl above his head, and said:

"You don't understand, there are almost no villains in many romance dramas nowadays, the villains are weak and weak, and the handsome characters will definitely be whitewashed in the finale, it is difficult to find a villain who makes people hate from beginning to end.

Criminal investigation dramas are different. With the development of reasoning themes to this day, the normal gimmicks that can be done are basically done by the screenwriters. Only by adding some novelty-oriented and heavy-tasting cases can they attract the critical attention of the audience.

So now there are a lot of pure villains in popular criminal investigation dramas, and they are very abnormal. "

"I'm co-authoring a drama that you're watching for perverted villains, hiss... your taste is really sick."

Li Zhixian had a serious expression, staring intently at the TV screen.

"I want to find a middle-aged male villain with a handsome appearance and extraordinary temperament, and let him replace Bi 〇 Jian as the opposite sex that I hate most in my heart!

Damn, this old professor who serially kills people with a pistol is a little too handsome, I can't hate this kind of beautiful man with vicissitudes! "

"and many more!"

Liang De looked at Li Zhixian incredulously, and said:

"Did you sign a struggler agreement with the company?

It is the struggler agreement that if the annual performance appraisal is below B+, one must accept the punishment of being transformed into a god. "

"Yeah, how about it, do you have a respect for this struggler!"

"You can pull it down, if you are a fighter, I will be Saito Asuka's boyfriend."

Liang De pulled out the remote control from the gap in the sofa, quit the criminal investigation drama where the suspect was so handsome that he might have a bad influence on young friends, and switched to the late-night animation that hunks love to see.

"Don't be stupid, it's God's punishment that can make you a handsome man.

When performing the transformation, the opposite sex with the lowest appearance and the worst body is extracted from your memory, and then a Thunder Bluff middle-aged crisis family bucket is given to you, including you going to the andrology department all night every day, so sour that you don’t want it.

Brother Xian, why do you say that you are a beautiful girl with nothing to do? If you meet the requirements of the agreement, you will only be paid two more months of salary. "

"It's an orthodox school girl!

Ah ah ah ah ah!No!Why does life treat me like this, a beautiful girl!What did i do wrong!I don't want to go to the male department! "

Li Zhixian staggered back and forth with his head in his arms, and the pet owl above his head flew to the floor lamp next to him in fright.

Liang De sees that she is about to become a strange species among beautiful girls, so he uses the necessary skill of a straight man, "Actually, I don't care about what happened to you, but out of politeness, I still talk some bullshit in a hypocritical comfort."

"Brother Xian, it's only the end of April, half a year hasn't passed yet, you have a little confidence in us, isn't it a B+, we might work hard if we work hard."

"Fart! If you were really confident you wouldn't sign the struggler agreement?

That's two months' salary, can someone like you who can't bear to pay for his own phone bills get it? "

Brother Xian, you have a thorough understanding of me... Could this be the so-called partner?

"I don't think about victory before I think about defeat. Besides, for a man like me with a wolfish nature, struggle is a matter of course. I will go all out if I sign an agreement or not."

"You go all out, you bastard!

In April, I brought back a roll of one-star toilet paper for the fixed task of gathering materials, and took my girlfriend to travel to Antarctica without doing the free task..."

"What kind of girlfriend, brother Xian, don't make people innocent. As a national idol, it's my basic ethics to stay single. Where can I find a girlfriend?"

"It's either your girlfriend or your childhood sweetheart's ex-girlfriend, do you think I can't see your relationship with the mysterious man! You're blind to think I'm Brother Xian!"

"Wrong! I am the boy who survived the catastrophe after confronting the mysterious man."

"Hehe, always single, always have an ex who hurt you so badly, always pack yourself up as a big boy, scumbag!"

"Your words are an insult to my 27-year history of being single. I ask you to correct it immediately!"

Li Zhixian suddenly let out a long sigh.

"Ugh!

Old Liang, there is no point in arguing any longer. We fished in March and April, so how can we expect to harvest in July and August?

That's all, that's all, heaven is jealous of beauty, it's my destiny, you should step down. "

When Li Zhixian thought of Bi 〇jian's face and the small pieces of andrology that he often saw on the road, he couldn't help feeling sad, and he no longer had the heart to bicker with Liang De, and climbed onto the sofa like a salted fish with arms and legs_( :з"∠)_ up.

"Hey, actually, it's not impossible to get a B+."

Liang De turned off the TV, turned to Li Zhixian and said:

"I got promoted, do you know that?"

"It's none of my business, you buy it for supper tomorrow."

"After I was promoted, the higher-ups assigned me a new job, allowing me to go to places that other Fist of Utopias can't go, to open up a new world on the other side of the sea of ​​sky, and to do things that Teacher Fengxian likes to see.

Because it is to open up a new world, my job evaluation is higher than others from the very beginning. There are still 8 months left in this year. As long as the materials we collect can be liked by Mr. Fengxian, I will get an evaluation of more than three stars every time... let alone one B+, getting an A is not out of the question. "

"Mr. Liang is serious?"

"It's absolutely true, if there is even a half-truth, tell me that Liang De will bite his tongue every time he eats hot pot with red soup!"

"Okay!" Li Zhixian stood up abruptly, returning to her side energetically.

"Old Liang, then I will ask sincerely, what is Teacher Fengxian's favorite!"

"I'll ask you a question first."

Liang De also stood up, with flames in his eyes.

"Brother Xian, what do you think of sweet and well-matched couples?"

"I wish I could blow their dog's head off with a punch and pour two barrels of thermite on fire and throw their ashes into the river to feed the fish."

"Okay! Now I feel relieved, we are comrades with one heart and one mind!

Brother Xian, Teacher Fengxian's favorite thing is to test true love! "

"more specific."

"It's to block the peach blossoms and tear down the lovers, and to be the sword and shield soldier of love!"

"good, very good!"

Li Zhixian clenched his fists, and his eyes were burning with the same single fire as Liang De.

"I didn't expect our work to become so meaningful. Teacher Fengxian is really a righteous and good evil god!"

Li Zhixian lowered his head and covered his face with a villainous laugh:

"It's not so easy for me, Li Zhixian, to change into a Bi〇 sword. After reading so many sadomasochism novels and sadomasochism dramas, today is finally going to come in handy...

Old Liang, just go ahead and do it!

When necessary, I will give you guidance from a female perspective! "

"Okay! I'll go get a secondary card for cross-border communication and install it on your mobile phone. When the time comes, I'll be reimbursed for the phone bill!"

"Old Liang! I will never salt fish again!"

"Brother Xian! I will never touch fish again!

Let us work together to burn all possible couples for home, for performance, and for bonuses! "

In a slightly messy loft apartment in Blue Star No. 415 on the other side of the sky, this pair of partners who have met across thousands of worlds but have been at odds with each other clasped their hands and looked at each other with fiery eyes.

For the sacred goal of revolutionizing the world with flames, they finally let go of all their contradictions and prejudices, and united tightly.

The flames in the eyes of the two people lit up the whole night.

(End of this chapter)