Fist of Fantasy

Chapter 406
"Can't you guys wait until later? I'm fucking still cooking!!!"

Sun Xunqiao roared in Yuanshen connection, his cooking hands trembled slightly.

He stewed thousands of bowls of Mushroom Arhat Soup in the kitchen of North Shaolin on the other side. He thought that his heart was already as stable as the fire in the stove, and he would never make waves because of people and things outside the kitchen when cooking.

But today's things, today's things... ahhhhhhhh!
Liang De quickly shut off his sense of smell and put on a pair of sunglasses:
"What's wrong with cooking? There are still a few walls, and there are people squatting in the toilet. What did they say? You don't care at all, you only care about yourself!"

"Are you deaf? Can someone scream super loudly!"

Chang Duanxuan said leisurely: "Looking for a bridge, the way is drowning in excrement, everything is one, your realm of cultivation of mind, after all, is a bit short of fire."

Hastily, old man, you, the instigator, don't act so nonchalantly!
Liang De suddenly thought of something, and said to Sun Xunqiao: "Hey, brother, the person who screamed just now, don't you think his voice sounds familiar?"

"If you say that, you really... who is it?"

Sun Xunqiao was frying the Shili ginkgo in the pot, his eyebrows twitched.

"The front sounds familiar, but the ending sound is very strange..."

"It's Nephew Mu."

Chang Duanxuan explained to the two disciples:
"It was Nephew Mu who was screaming just now, you young people are still too restless, and you are not a mountain of swords and fire, why are you screaming so loudly, you are really impetuous.

However, he has indeed obtained the true biography of Lao Yuan, and he can still think of changing voices so that acquaintances can't hear them when he is in a catastrophe. "

Is the person who squats in the pit who is extremely happy and sad? Brother Gui? !

Liang De couldn't believe it:
"Master, Brother Gui, although he didn't spend much energy on forging his body like steel and iron, he wouldn't go to the pit... We Baijiexing are similar to beautiful girls in this respect, so we shouldn't...Isn't it? Will squat in the pit!"

"This is male virtue."

"Squatting in a hole is also a man's virtue?!" Sun Xunqiao has forgotten the fact that he is still cooking, and he has no taboo when talking about the truth.

"It should be counted. A good man will warm his wife's toilet seat." Liang De thought of the old Liang's family tradition.

"of course not."

Chang Duan Xuan denied:

"Where did you go, Mr. Mu's physical body has already reached the state of innocence, if he didn't have a special habit, he could never go to the place of reincarnation of grains for the rest of his life.

But he lacked male virtue, and he was punished by Mr. Du, and now he is riddled with various diseases, which is more uncomfortable than the five declines of heaven and man.

Mr. Mu's nephew would go to the pit, probably because Mr. Du borrowed the power of Thunder Demon Sect Zhu Yuanzhi to let him taste the pain of five hemorrhoids and three worms. "

"Master, what is that?" The person who asked the question was the uneducated Sun Dog.

Chang Duanxuan said with a smile: "It's the kind of disease that nine out of ten men will suffer from."

"Alas--"

Liang De and Sun Xunqiao tightened their backs and lifted them up involuntarily.

"Besides suffering from kidney deficiency and hair loss, you also have to endure the pain of chrysanthemum. Brother Gui is really not easy..."

"It's not easy? Where is this?"

Chang Duanxuan built a Yuanshen connection with twice the bandwidth, and sent the picture in the bathroom to the two apprentices when he manipulated the crustal stress with a golden snake wrapped around his hands.

"Nephew Mu's oil-refined Miangang can already protect his body from the body, and the martial artist's spiritual sense has borrowed a little from Jiang Chi's superficiality, which is extremely sensitive to fluctuations in extraordinary power.

If there is no superior method of concealment, it will be difficult for even Chi Jie's lower-rank Jie Yuan Xing to attack him.

Unfortunately, the person he met this time was a teacher.

Alas, male virtue is not enough, drinking cold water may burn your tongue, Ade, you must be careful when you work in Thunder Bluff. "

"I see, Master."

Liang De and Sun Xunqiao paid silent condolences to Mu Yigui and expressed deep sympathy for his misfortune.

It's impossible to be attacked by the old man, but Chang Duanxuan doesn't know martial arts...

Until now, in the eyes of Liang and Sun, Chang Duanxuan is still a mortal, and his existence will be ignored if one is not paying attention.

As the origin of the "innate divine power", how much the "Wanhua Xuyuan" can hide, presumably Mu Yigui has already had a very intuitive experience.

"Master, so you knew that Lao Mu was squatting in the toilet and then you did something... Is there such a big enmity between you?"

"Don't talk nonsense! My teacher has always cared for the juniors. It's because of his own male morality and God's punishment that I accidentally ignored the fact that there might be people in the toilet.

I'm also helping him cope with disaster, it's better to be showered on the road than to be in a catastrophe!
What's more, Master Wei has already posted the video just now, and your Master Uncle Yuan was the first to like it, and his master doesn't care, so why are you bothered. "

Chang Duanxuan showed his personal dynamics and Yuan Shengtian's praise through Yuanshen connection, and then said to Liang De:

"Ade, everything is ready, you can follow the original plan."

"learn."

Liang De took out his mobile phone and pressed it with his finger. Immediately, the broadcast announcement that had been recorded earlier sounded in the football field.

"Urgent notice, urgent notice!

Due to the aging of equipment, the public toilet of the fifth football field in the center suddenly broke down, which has caused great inconvenience to teachers and students in the school.

Due to the sickness of the relevant management personnel, it is impossible to make repairs in time. Students who have participated in related public welfare projects such as promoting martial arts, please stop all work in hand and rush to the scene to deal with the toilet problem as soon as possible.

The notice repeats..."

……

Outside the energy-absorbing barrier, the two red and yellow figures slowly stopped panting heavily. They bent over and put their hands on their knees, staring in the direction of the public toilets on the football field with dumbfounded eyes.

Wu Cang and Lian Ye's faces were pale, it was not known whether it was because of the extreme long-distance running or because of the emergency notification just now.

The girl in black ran for hundreds of meters on her own before stopping. The pungent stench passed through the energy-absorbing barrier. She reflexively covered her face with her hands, but was hit on the bridge of her nose by a knuckle in her hand. The pain made tears flow. flowed out.

"Student Lian Ye, classmate Jian Xuan, you have all heard the content of the notice."

Wu Cang struggled to squeeze these words out of his throat. He had two sentences in his stomach, but in the face of this situation, even as the MVP, it was difficult for him to say enthusiastically, " Let's solve this problem for teachers and students together."

"What a coincidence."

Taking the sword into his arms overnight, he rubbed the sharkskin scabbard dyed yellow with his fingers, which was his habit when he was thinking.

"Do you remember what Assistant Professor Liang said before?"

"You mean..." Wu Cang quickly looked into the distance, and the old Yanbi whose eyes were like searchlights had disappeared.

"Is it his fault?"

"Or else?"

Lianye looked at the girl in black covering her face and crying, and said:
"Jian Xuan, what do you think?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuu...I'm so hungry."

"..."

Wu Cang: "Anyway, let's go back to the grocery store and ask Professor Chang what he means."

"it is good."

……

Public toilets, stalls against the wall.

Mu Yigui listened to the repeated emergency notification, and the blackness of his face rose sharply.

He was stuck in the cubicle and couldn't get out.

"Fuck! It's fine if your feet are numb and you can't stand up, why is the martial arts soul also numb along with it!"

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