I am planting a field in the last days

Chapter 808 Who can go to the toilet at 90 degrees?
Several people gobbled it up, feeling that the past few decades have been wasted. The ingredients may be crude, but the taste is really good.

The first-class business cars were full of wealthy owners, and they couldn't bear the smell of the ten-mile fragrance, and they all took out the food they brought.Some of them brought the out-of-produced instant noodles, and when the instant noodles came out, the whole car was filled with the strong smell of Kang Shuaifu's braised beef, which overwhelmed the smell of the snacks and snacks they brought.

Zhang Yicheng rubbed his stomach contentedly: "Fortunately, Mr. Jing, you prepared so well, otherwise I would be so hungry when I smell the instant noodles."

Wu Jiang nodded approvingly: "Thanks to Mr. Jing, you brought the Hulk, otherwise we would be too miserable now. Your previous decision is really wise." Even the male bodyguard assistant who has always been transparent agrees very much, silently I gave it a thumbs up.

After Jingshu was full, Ge You spread it on the Hulk: "This is called experience." Learn, young people, you must put yourself in an invincible position at any time, have sufficient preparations, and only when accidents happen can you deal with them calmly .

Three Hulks came from the rear of the car and squeezed into the compartment, but no one said anything at the moment, Zhang Yicheng even removed the luggage rack that was in the way to make room for the Hulk, and patted the Hulk lightly: "You are always here, please, this place has a big place."

Jing Shu shook her head, feeling the feedback from the mud mermaid outside the carriage, she was a little strange, all the bugs had lost their voice, only the mud mermaid was fine.

Logically speaking, there should be a lot of insects, ants and mosquitoes in this wilderness, but it is very quiet outside, and there is nothing.

In front of the overturned locomotive, it was not a derailment, but a lack of track, and the entire track disappeared. According to Zhang Yicheng, the train runs every day, so yesterday was fine, but something happened today.
Jingshu decided to wait and see what happened, and bred hundreds of mud mermaids to guard the surroundings, and sent a few mud mermaids to explore the way. She even gave up the idea of ​​taking the Hulk on the road alone, and stayed and watched for a while. decide as things go.

Feel the danger ahead!
The quiet time of the train did not last long, because soon, the problems that had to be faced came.

"Boss, there is no toilet in the hard sleeper area. The conductor said that he arranged for someone to come and remove the toilet in our single room."

Zhang Yicheng wiped his sweat with the water glass that had been waiting for half an hour before receiving a small glass of water, and then handed the water to the boss attentively and reluctantly. Seeing that the boss had finished gurgling, he licked it Mouth, now he finally understood what Jingshu meant when she said that she should prepare more things when she went out. This really happened, it was difficult even to drink saliva, and it was also difficult to go to the toilet.

In other words, the train turned sideways, and the ground was stepping on the wall of the train, and the small hole in the squatting toilet became a hanging wall.

According to the free fall of liquid, even if you are standing, you have to pass the arc-shaped splash guard to pee obliquely, oops, it is more difficult, but there is really no way to poop.

Who can go to the toilet at 90 degrees?Stand up and let Jing Shu see.

Wu Jiang was stunned for a moment: "Then let them dismantle it. The problem is how can we go to the bathroom after dismantling it."

"Ah, why don't I line up for you at the door of the toilet that hasn't been repaired now? After all, there are already many people queuing up at the beginning."

Jingshu waved her hand: "Oh, let's use this mobile toilet for a few of you. I've given it to you. I have a new one."

As she said that, Jing Shu snapped her fingers, and the Hulk in the corner took out from her body the first-generation folding non-freezing butt brand toilet clothes that Master Jing made for her three years ago.Later, Master Jing made her a more perfect folding toilet with a wool felt princess dress, and this first generation fell into dust.

Jing Shu opened the toilet coat that looked like a raincoat in her hand and demonstrated it in person. Underneath is a fixed bracket like a large skirt. It looks like a cloak skirt, but sitting on a stool, there is a big hole in the middle of the stool. There is a folding bucket under the hole, which can be opened to squat, and you can't see what's going on inside.

"Big brother, you even brought a toilet with you when you went out. What else didn't you bring? Did you go out with a mobile fortress?" Zhang Yicheng knelt down, really convinced.

Wu Jiang really wanted to slap himself at this moment. Before, he almost refused to let Boss Jing bring the Hulk. Look at him, is this a human thing?Fortunately, Mr. Jing brought them all.Otherwise, what can he do?

"Small, I often go out, so I have experience." Jing Shu drank milk tea while holding a palm-sized fan and blowing it beautifully. Watching Zhang Yicheng swallowing saliva, Jing Shu poured another big cup of milk tea, Drink it, boy, look at your hunger.

Zhang Yicheng finished his drink with a grunt, and was so moved that he couldn't speak, Boss Jing, from now on I'll be with you!This time when I go back, I will be transferred to the South China Sea to work under your command! !
Anyway, eating, drinking, and sleeping on the train is always the top priority. The food on the train runs out quickly. Everyone gets some mashed potato cakes or mixed vegetable soup. Clean There are still some water sources, if the rescue does not come at night, everyone will be hungry.

But the problem now is that the place is already hot. At this time, all the doors and windows are still closed. One can imagine how stuffy the train is.

"It's so hot, open the window, or you can open the door."

"That's right, it's fine if you can't eat, and you only give me a little water every time. I'm thirsty and hot, and I'm going to die!"

"Someone opened the door in another compartment, so let's open it too, to get some air, and we won't go down."

"Damn it, you still want to go down? This double-decker train has fallen sideways, and it is more than three meters from the ground. You can jump down."

"If you say it, don't open the door. It's so dangerous outside this wilderness. What if something comes in?"

In the private room, Jing Shu was having lunch with Wu Jiang and Zhang Yicheng.

For lunch, I made some casually, that is, sliced ​​sausages with fat and white meat, smoked goose, smoked chicken, smoked ham and other cuts, steamed them in a pan, and some vacuum-packed stewed pork head, stewed elbows, stewed chicken legs and eggs. Just heat it up and it's done. It's very fast, and Jing Shu is also very satisfied with the guidance: "If you are away from home, don't make complicated things, just make these simple and quick meals."

Zhang Yicheng chuckled, Wu Jiang also nodded in agreement, Mr. Jing said whatever he said, but he thought in his heart, you call this kind of luxurious lineup simple?What is your complicated meal like?
But Jing Shu suddenly wanted to eat leek egg box, so Zhang Yicheng and Wu Jiang were stunned and took out another pot of green leeks, cut a big pot, and heard her say: "Well, this will take another seven or eight days. Only then can it grow out.” At the end, he raised his head and said, “Oh, don’t imitate my lack of principles in doing things, I’m used to doing whatever I want.”

(End of this chapter)