Wuwu Jianghu

Chapter 1618 It's lively

Monk Yikong hugged and kissed her, great, that's all.

The two were happy and didn't care about the fact that the other was wearing a cuckold for them. They happily went arm in arm to buy ingredients for cooking. Ji Beili was annoyed when he found out that the men and women were dogs. On the surface, they couldn't do anything wrong. followed them both.

After observing for a while, the two of them just went shopping like they were performing some tasks. Monk Yikong bought a fake headgear to cover up his bald head and put it on. Silver jewellery, cosmetics, clothes, and small snacks. I will soon buy five or six bags for the empty monk to carry.

The annoyed Monk Yikong cursed behind his back, Ji Beili looked at him and snickered, this guy was wandering around crowded places all the time and couldn't do anything, which made Ji Beili a little impatient.

Heifeng Laoni and Monk Yikong came to the third floor to drink and eat fruit to rest.

Ji Beili quietly sat not far away to observe, people came and went in the mall to cover himself, the two of them didn't care about being followed.

Heifeng Laoni shook his long hair, put on the laundry and began to make up, the monk was so angry that he just rolled his eyes and said, it's getting late, let's go back and cook, otherwise it will be terrible for Leng Han girls to lose their temper.

"Hmph, what's the rush? Auntie, I got the world's first tormenting Leng Han. I'd rather die. Give me a pedicure, back massage, and immediately go shopping for vegetables and wine."

Ji Beili heard that the two of them had a happy exchange, touched his waist and used more than ten packs of laxatives today.

Suddenly, he saw Monk Yikong and Heifeng Laoni quarreling, and stared at them closely.

Monk Yikong threw the large and small bags on the ground and said, buying so many clothes, cosmetics, gold and silver jewelry, and small snacks is enough for a long time. Why do you need to buy them? Is it easy for me to save some money?It was all hollowed out by you, the tired young master has a sore back, a sore back, and cramps in his legs, so you can take it by yourself.

Heifeng Laoni grinned and scratched like a wild bear without saying a word, and scratched off an empty monk's headgear so suddenly and very close, it was like a car accident scene in an instant!
Monk Yikong was also a man, suddenly he lost his face, and the two started cursing and scratching.

One or two hundred men, women and children watching Ji Beili also snickered, and even more annoying, some people applauded!
While they were fighting, Ji Beili secretly packed the gold into his pocket.

Somebody booed and shouted, the angry Monk Yikong and Heifeng Laoni pulled out their weapons and swooped on the crowd, grabbed them and called the good guy to beat them up. Everyone saw that the two big protectors couldn't afford to provoke them and ran away.

Ji Beili wished they could kill each other!Hey hey, after the fight, the two of them sat on the chair and quickly hugged and teased each other, Ji Beili cursed and pinched himself in a fit of anger.

Seeing the two of them flirting and scolding, Ji Beili was so angry that he only farted and emitted blue smoke.

"Honey, go back and give you a reward. Take your things and go. After Heifeng Laoni finished speaking, he quickly kissed Yikong Monk twice. The excited Yikong Monk Liu Halazi nodded and went straight to the vegetable market with the package."

Ji Beili followed quietly and saw the two of them buying a lot of food and drink looking for a chance to take laxatives. After waiting for a long time, the chance finally came.

The two of them bought too many things, and Heifeng Laoni decided to let the guards drive them by car.

They ordered the guards to deliver these things to the designated place, and they quickly left and returned to their residence.

The streets and alleys are full of traffic, Ji Beili anxiously followed the carriage to look for opportunities, the carriage came to the corner of the small river, there was a warehouse door, and quickly knocked out the guard and drove the car into the courtyard to put away the laxatives, the guard woke up and the carriage went on its own, the guard was very puzzled to drive the car Set off.

"Hmph, I can't beat you to death, but plotted to kill you with poison and diarrhea. Ji Beili's mind was full of thoughts, and the more he thought about it, the happier he went straight to the casino and brothel complex to play."

The guards drove the carriage to Leng Han's residence, Heifeng Laoni, a monk who was empty, and unloaded the goods in person to show Leng Han, Gao Bei, and Lonely Feixue. They also specially rewarded the guards.

The two of them were busy cooking and cold, Gao Bei and Lonely Feixue could see clearly, the three of them were very satisfied and decided to reuse them in the future.

After a while, a large table of delicious food was prepared, and Leng Han thought that he would soon be able to make the world happy, so he asked Heifeng Laoni and Yikong monk to eat and drink with him, and the five of them toasted and drank happily.

Heifeng Laoni frequently toasts and flatters them. The three heroes have boundless mana and wisdom and will take care of their subordinates in the future. I am willing to follow the three forever.

Leng Han, Gao Bei, and Lonely Feixue saw that she was full of sincerity and promised to promote her in the future.

Heifeng Laoni's wink reminded Monk Yikong, who understood that he would get up and toast, flatter him and shout him [-] years, long live, long live, and the atmosphere reached a climax.

Soon after eating more than half of the food and drink, the excited five people sang and cheered. The laxatives started to sink their stomachs. The five people stared at the same time and wanted to run to the toilet but didn't dare to run. .

In the beginning, the five of them politely asked each other to go to the toilet first. As the laxatives became more powerful, they didn’t care who was who, who they loved, and ran back and forth to the toilet. They ran back and forth more than 10 times in 1 minutes. They were so exhausted that they couldn't tell the difference between east, west and north. They couldn't run anymore and decided to stay where they were. The courtyard was filled with smog and yellow sandstorm haze, which made passers-by stop and watch the excitement with strange comments.

Soon the guards arrived to disperse the crowd. More than 200 guards rushed into the courtyard and were exhausted by the stench. Everyone covered their noses and mouths and climbed over the wall to watch.

They saw Leng Han, Gao Bei, Lonely Flying Snow, Monk Yi Kong, and Hei Feng Lao Ni, all of whom looked terribly out of shape.

"Everyone, go and report, these guys may be monsters that have become too scary, and they look like wild ghosts!"

Report?

Where to report!The yellow wolf was already dead and lying in the coffin, if he could come, he would be a real monster.

Brothers, in my opinion, now that the Xishan faction has no leader, let's take advantage of the fire to loot gold, silver and jewels and run away.

The guards were chattering, and Hongshuigou could hear him clearly. He pretended to be an idiot and no one cared about him. He squeezed into the guards to add fuel to the story. If you don’t snatch gold, silver and jewels now, you will be poisoned by flying goose in a few days Sword, Beigonghua, Yin and Yang Demons, Lenghan, Gaobei, Lonely Feixue, Yikong Monk, Heifeng Laoni, when you get nothing, you may even be slaughtered.

It made sense for the guards to rush to the financial department compound of the Xishan faction's chief rudder mansion with feverish brains, and Hongshuigou excitedly followed to watch the excitement, to see if the yellow wolf was dead or not, it would be better if they killed each other and died.

Ugh.

He had a pretty good idea, the more than 200 rebel guards were quickly beheaded and wiped out, and the yellow wolf had to ambush and secretly guard the main mansion with heavy troops.

(End of this chapter)