Wuwu Jianghu

Chapter 1949 He Comes
Mrs. Zhang said very seriously, that old man in the basket robe looks like a dog is not bad, please don't speak ill of him, otherwise, I won't be polite.

Hearing her words, Ji Beili pinched her feet very hard, and the pinched Mrs. Zhang's feet were deformed. The pain made her howl like a wild boar. Hey, hey." Plopped down on the deck chair and passed out.

It was true that Ji Beili pinched him, and he would not pass out. Ji Beili was dumbfounded and stared at the motionless Mrs. Zhang. "Damn, it seems to be dead, let's run!"

Hmph, what are you running for?

It's okay, can't die.

I just hit her dizzy acupoint, and it will be fine in a while, Feng Ziyue picks up a banana and eats it.

Godfather, you are smart enough to beat her unconscious with a banana, you are a genius.

What to do now?

"Humph."

"What to do."

"Cold it."

"This woman is really hateful and I leave it to you. Whatever you like, whatever you like."

Don't, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, I'm scared, I'm scared, Ji Beili looked at Feng Ziyue with tears in his eyes and shook his head, don't want Mrs. Zhang.

Feng Ziyue laughed out a pig cry, a wretched smile, looking like he was in need of a beating anyway, lightly stroked Ji Beiliwo's head and said, don't be afraid, godfather, I won't hurt you, I'm just joking with you.

Quickly go to the stinking ditch in the courtyard and get a bowl of water to wake him up.

When Ji Beili heard that this was a good idea, he smiled lewdly and went to fetch water.

Soon, Ji Beili was out of breath, and came to him with a bucket of stinky water, Feng Ziyue couldn't help giving a thumbs up, "Tall, it's really tall, it seems that 1 people in your heart are dissatisfied with Mrs. Zhang! "

"Are you stupid, are you a fool, you wake her up with a bucket of stinky water, it smells like stinky water, will we still have a good life?"

"You have to pour her down with a bowl of smelly water, and then prepare a bucket of clean water and put it aside. In this way, Mrs. Zhang won't doubt it when she wakes up. It's okay if she doubts it. We won't admit it. She There's no way, right?"

Ji Bei Lile almost degenerates, both hands and feet gave thumbs up at the same time, "Hey, I'll go, it turns out that Taoist Sanque, Huanglang, Hongshuigou, Huyuanxi and Zhou Jifeng all said that you are bad breath, I don't believe it, What I saw today, I saw that you have carried forward the bad, high, it is really high, just do it like this."

According to Feng Ziyue's instructions, Ji Beili got ready immediately.

Not to mention, Mrs. Zhang really woke up after drinking the water from the stinking ditch and the pit. She looked at Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili and said weakly, I seemed to be knocked out just now, did you two see it?

No, no, madam, you must have been dreaming. No one beat you just now. It was because the two of us gave you back massage and pedicure were too comfortable. A bowl of cold water.

Mrs. Zhang looked at Feng Ziyue's serious words and nodded in satisfaction, stretched out her white and tender hands to caress his face, and smiled lewdly, "My little boy is the best, I'll get you two gold bars later I reward you."

Gold bars, gold bars, let me go, Ji Beili could not close his mouth from ear to ear when he heard the music of gold bars, and hurriedly flattered, "Ma'am, I brought the stinky water just now, ah, no, I brought the cold water just now, my How many gold bars?"

Mrs. Zhang stretched out her other hand to touch their faces at the same time, "Both of you have gold bars, both of you have gold bars, come here, help me up quickly."

Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili heard that there was a gold bar reward, and the two actively flattered and helped her up. Mrs. Zhang stood upright, hiccupped, a foul smell wafted out, looked down at the clean bucket of cold water, and shifted her gaze to the table Serve in a bowl.

Hi hi.

Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili and the other three saw the smelly mud left in the water bowl at the same time.

Mrs. Zhang quickly picked up the bowl and smelled it, picked up the fruit knife angrily, licked it, and asked them what happened.

Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili panicked, they were indeed negligent, Ji Beili blushed and looked at Feng Ziyue.

Normally, Feng Ziyue was not poisoned, and when he had spells, he had already admitted it. At this time, he couldn't escape without spells, so he could only use his brain.

His flustered eyes shifted to the water bowl in Mrs. Zhang's hand, and he began to lie without blinking and said in a serious manner, "Madam, you misunderstood, the bowl is not stinky mud, it is pure natural organic product water, drink it, beautify the skin, and make you 20 years younger At the age of [-], he was paralyzed and had no choice."

"If you don't believe me, come and see." Feng Ziyue quickly grabbed the stinky water bowl and took out a bowl of water from the bucket and handed it to Ji Beili, "Come on, drink it and prove to Madam that this water bowl is not dirty water."

I rely on.

Ji Beili was so angry that he only farted, cursing Feng Ziyue in his heart that he was not a human being, and that the code was too broken, so he didn't dare to get angry on the surface. After all, this is the Xishan School, if it doesn't work, he will die.

Ji Bei took the bowl of stinky water and drank it with a smirk, smacked his mouth and laughed heartily, "It tastes great."

He is also bad enough, quickly stuffed the stinky water bowl to Feng Ziyue, "You can also have a bowl, such a good fairy water, if you don't drink it, Madam will be unhappy."

Yeah.

You have a bowl too, or I'm really unhappy.

Feng Ziyue looked at the ferocious Mrs. Zhang, and at Ji Beili who could be killed but not left behind!

He dared not speak out, right now, his body is poisonous, unable to cast spells, so he can only bear it, bear it!

Feng Ziyue groaned like a wild boar, unable to hold his breath and drank a bowl of water from a stinky water bowl.

Pretending to appear to be delicious, he also performed excellently, and he was extraordinarily special, licked the stinky water bowl, and smiled happily, "It tastes delicious, it's really good, it's really good, I specially looked at Ji Beili! "

Looking at the stinky water bowl, Ji Beili remembered the stinky ditch just now, turned his head and ran to the stinky ditch in the yard and vomited!

He he he, what's wrong?
Mrs. Zhang asked Feng Ziyue.

Feng Ziyue almost couldn't hold back his mouth, and waved his hands again and again, guessing that this kid drank water from the bowl his wife used, and became pregnant with excitement, so he vomited, so don't worry about him.

Come come.

Madame, let's dance.

Before Mrs. Zhang's consent, Feng Ziyue hugged her fat waist and twisted it. Not to mention, she is a flirt who can do everything, and she dances in a decent way.

Feng Ziyue doesn't know how to dance, and it takes a lot of effort to twist. Not only did she step on Mrs. Zhang's feet, but her own insteps were swollen!

Mrs. Zhang crowed happily, she hugged Fengyue Xiaoman's waist tightly and smiled wickedly.

"Ma'am, I need your help with something, I don't know, would you like it?"

My little darling, your business is my business, just say it, and I agree.

"Oh."

"Ma'am, I don't want that veterinarian Lu to bring a middle-aged man in a basket robe to heal me."

(End of this chapter)