Wuwu Jianghu
Chapter 2162 Simple
In fact, the master Feng Daxia is just a name for us. A long time ago, we were trapped by wild animals while hunting, and it was Feng Daxia who rescued us.
Red and red, staring and lying, Feng Ziyue nodded with satisfaction, "It's going to rain today, are you going home too? We'll drink morning tea and leave. Let's go, they're going home." Feng Ziyue shouted Lan Feixia left, not wanting her to see too many things about Tomb Valley.
"Oh, that's it."
"Okay, okay, I'll take you home right away. It just so happens that you have companions on the road and are not alone. I will also send Feng Ziyue to the west. How good you have a master."
Lan Feixia saw them staring, lying, and furious like thunder. With a flick of her wrist, the tea bowl flew out of the hospital, and the 1-jin stone table was smashed to pieces, "Okay, you all close your eyes, I will smash you to pieces!"
Before she finished speaking, she fell to her knees, red and red, kowtowed and bloody, "Second Aunt, Third Aunt, First Aunt, Godmother, Grandma, Hero, Ancestor, please forgive me, please forgive me, I will never dare again!" Lied."
"Let me tell you, Feng Ziyue winked at me just now, and the meaning was very clear not to let me tell the truth about the cottage. He is our master, and we are not working people. We are bandits and rich, with a lot of money."
"As long as you don't kill me, we will listen to you in the future, long live long live long live long live."
Hongtohong confessed, Lan Feixia's anger was completely eliminated, and Le's heart was in full bloom.
Suddenly white smoke billowed, and everyone looked sideways and burst into laughter. Feng Ziyue's angry hair stood up like a TV antenna, sparks crackled, his eyes were straight, and he looked like a fool.
Feng Ziyue can't bear it anymore, it is a shame to have such a subordinate.
Suddenly, Feng Ziyue grabbed the rosy red neck and choked hard, "I want to strangle you, strangle you, you shameless bastard, you must die!"
Kicking her legs red and red, she couldn't cry out.
"Stop, I'm being arrogant, I'll fuck you to death." Lan Feixia hung the whip around Feng Ziyue's neck, and Feng Ziyue immediately calmed down, picked up the apple and ate it without saying a word.
Don't worry, as long as you don't play tricks, I won't kill you. I don't want your gold, silver and jewelry. Feng Ziyue is still your master, because I am his wife.
After Lan Feixia finished speaking, she was red and red, and the wind was like the moon. More than 200 bandits were dumbfounded.
Feng Ziyue's hair stood up again, emitting white smoke and crackling noises.
Hehehe, interesting.
He was really angry and a little silly.
"Master, is this true? She is the wife?" Hong Touhong couldn't believe it and could only check with Feng Ziyue.
Feng Ziyue shook his head just in time to see Lan Feixia staring murderously, and he began to nod again!
Shaking his head, nodding his head, making it so red that he can't figure it out, who cares about 21, the two people in front of him can't be provoked, feeling that the woman has the upper hand, flattering first, and then we can talk about it after surviving.
Red and red got up and shouted, "Come here, prepare a sumptuous banquet, entertain the master and wife, take out the gongs and drums that have not been used for many years, and make it lively."
Under the witness of more than 1 graves, the tomb valley cottage is full of gongs, drums, firecrackers, lanterns and festoons, and happy faces.
Of course, Feng Ziyue smiled on the skin and didn't dare not to laugh.
Lan Feixia sits in the middle and can see her stomach.
Red and red took the lead in toasting, flattering and shouting at Madam.
The subordinates also shouted Madam.
Lan Feixia was so happy, drank too much, hugged Feng Ziyue's neck and called the second uncle to fall into his arms and fell asleep soundly.
Feng Ziyue finally breathed a sigh of relief, carried Lan Feixia to the bedroom and threw her on the bed, "Granddaughter, from now on you will call me second uncle, did you hear me?"
Ok.
Ok.
"So good." Feng Ziyue saw Lan Feixia talking with a big tongue, her face was flushed, her eyes were closed tightly, and her body was weak, so she pinched her tentatively, she moved slightly without resistance, she looked really drunk.
Feng Ziyue thought about it, decided to take advantage of her, vented his anger, moved a small bench and sat on the head of the bed, looked at Lan Feixia's drunken appearance and said, "Call me the second uncle, hurry up."
Second uncle.
Hi hi.
Lan Feixia was very cooperative and blurted out, Feng Ziyue nodded happily, "Very good, hurry up, call me second uncle a hundred times in a row.
Lan Feixia didn't respond.
Feng Ziyue carefully observed that she did not wake up, stretched out his finger and poked her, but there was no response, snoring like thunder and fell asleep!
Uh-huh, uh-huh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, just as Feng Ziyue took advantage, Lan Feixia fell asleep, and she just hummed angrily.
Hmph, disappointment.
He got up and went to the door to look at the starry sky, he got angry when he thought of Lan Feixia's tigress, and returned to the bedside, he had to take advantage of her drunk, otherwise, he wouldn't be able to vent his anger.
Sitting on the bedside, he said, "Call me Second Uncle, quickly call me Second Uncle."
Lan Feixia was snoring like thunder, and there was no reason to stop him. Angrily, Feng Ziyue stretched out his hand to slap her on the mouth, and raised his palm to a distance of centimeters from Lan Feixia's face. The wind comes from the moon.
Feng Ziyue was so scared that she was dumbfounded and trembling, oh my god, oh my god, don't get me wrong, I'm killing mosquitoes for you.
Lan Feixia stared straight at him without saying a word.
Feng Ziyue couldn't figure out what Lan Feixia's routine was, so she gritted her teeth and stomped her feet to fight it out. It seemed that if she didn't bleed, the other party couldn't stop. Let her show her power and suffer herself!
He slapped himself on the mouth in a row, very loudly, his face was swollen, and he found that Lan Feixia was still looking directly at him.
Feng Ziyue said in a daze, I really didn't mean to attack you just now, I was slapping myself, you watched, and slapped myself more than a dozen mouths in a row.
Lan Feixia fell asleep with a bang.
Feng Ziyue suddenly realized when she saw that she was really asleep. Damn, this guy is sleepwalking, and he hit himself for nothing!
Grandma, who was short-legged, bared her teeth, covered her mouth and stared, "We must take revenge."
Feng Ziyue got up and went to the window to look at the dark night, no one was peeping, returned to the head of the bed, pointed at Lan Feixia's nose and said, "Call my second uncle a hundred times, hurry up, otherwise, I won't be polite."
"Second uncle, second uncle, second uncle..." Lan Feixia shouted obediently.
Feng Ziyue finally took a breath and got up and went to the east room to sleep.
In the early morning, birds singing and flowers fragrant in the valley of the tomb, the sun is warm, Feng Ziyue is awakened by a woman's voice, she gets up and goes to the west room to see Lan Feixia is still calling for the second uncle.
Hong Touhong led more than a dozen of his subordinates to stand in front of the bed and stare at Lan Feixia in a daze, not daring to touch him. When they found out that she was not dead, they kept calling Second Uncle.
Feng Daxia saw that she seemed to be going crazy, and kept calling for the second uncle.
"Well, you are in trouble. The wine you gave her yesterday must be fake wine. She is alcoholic and will wake up later. If you don't die, you will be disabled."
Feng Ziyue deliberately scares Hongtohong and them, these guys are really hateful, they betrayed themselves yesterday, and they are afraid of death!
Red and red, staring and lying, Feng Ziyue nodded with satisfaction, "It's going to rain today, are you going home too? We'll drink morning tea and leave. Let's go, they're going home." Feng Ziyue shouted Lan Feixia left, not wanting her to see too many things about Tomb Valley.
"Oh, that's it."
"Okay, okay, I'll take you home right away. It just so happens that you have companions on the road and are not alone. I will also send Feng Ziyue to the west. How good you have a master."
Lan Feixia saw them staring, lying, and furious like thunder. With a flick of her wrist, the tea bowl flew out of the hospital, and the 1-jin stone table was smashed to pieces, "Okay, you all close your eyes, I will smash you to pieces!"
Before she finished speaking, she fell to her knees, red and red, kowtowed and bloody, "Second Aunt, Third Aunt, First Aunt, Godmother, Grandma, Hero, Ancestor, please forgive me, please forgive me, I will never dare again!" Lied."
"Let me tell you, Feng Ziyue winked at me just now, and the meaning was very clear not to let me tell the truth about the cottage. He is our master, and we are not working people. We are bandits and rich, with a lot of money."
"As long as you don't kill me, we will listen to you in the future, long live long live long live long live."
Hongtohong confessed, Lan Feixia's anger was completely eliminated, and Le's heart was in full bloom.
Suddenly white smoke billowed, and everyone looked sideways and burst into laughter. Feng Ziyue's angry hair stood up like a TV antenna, sparks crackled, his eyes were straight, and he looked like a fool.
Feng Ziyue can't bear it anymore, it is a shame to have such a subordinate.
Suddenly, Feng Ziyue grabbed the rosy red neck and choked hard, "I want to strangle you, strangle you, you shameless bastard, you must die!"
Kicking her legs red and red, she couldn't cry out.
"Stop, I'm being arrogant, I'll fuck you to death." Lan Feixia hung the whip around Feng Ziyue's neck, and Feng Ziyue immediately calmed down, picked up the apple and ate it without saying a word.
Don't worry, as long as you don't play tricks, I won't kill you. I don't want your gold, silver and jewelry. Feng Ziyue is still your master, because I am his wife.
After Lan Feixia finished speaking, she was red and red, and the wind was like the moon. More than 200 bandits were dumbfounded.
Feng Ziyue's hair stood up again, emitting white smoke and crackling noises.
Hehehe, interesting.
He was really angry and a little silly.
"Master, is this true? She is the wife?" Hong Touhong couldn't believe it and could only check with Feng Ziyue.
Feng Ziyue shook his head just in time to see Lan Feixia staring murderously, and he began to nod again!
Shaking his head, nodding his head, making it so red that he can't figure it out, who cares about 21, the two people in front of him can't be provoked, feeling that the woman has the upper hand, flattering first, and then we can talk about it after surviving.
Red and red got up and shouted, "Come here, prepare a sumptuous banquet, entertain the master and wife, take out the gongs and drums that have not been used for many years, and make it lively."
Under the witness of more than 1 graves, the tomb valley cottage is full of gongs, drums, firecrackers, lanterns and festoons, and happy faces.
Of course, Feng Ziyue smiled on the skin and didn't dare not to laugh.
Lan Feixia sits in the middle and can see her stomach.
Red and red took the lead in toasting, flattering and shouting at Madam.
The subordinates also shouted Madam.
Lan Feixia was so happy, drank too much, hugged Feng Ziyue's neck and called the second uncle to fall into his arms and fell asleep soundly.
Feng Ziyue finally breathed a sigh of relief, carried Lan Feixia to the bedroom and threw her on the bed, "Granddaughter, from now on you will call me second uncle, did you hear me?"
Ok.
Ok.
"So good." Feng Ziyue saw Lan Feixia talking with a big tongue, her face was flushed, her eyes were closed tightly, and her body was weak, so she pinched her tentatively, she moved slightly without resistance, she looked really drunk.
Feng Ziyue thought about it, decided to take advantage of her, vented his anger, moved a small bench and sat on the head of the bed, looked at Lan Feixia's drunken appearance and said, "Call me the second uncle, hurry up."
Second uncle.
Hi hi.
Lan Feixia was very cooperative and blurted out, Feng Ziyue nodded happily, "Very good, hurry up, call me second uncle a hundred times in a row.
Lan Feixia didn't respond.
Feng Ziyue carefully observed that she did not wake up, stretched out his finger and poked her, but there was no response, snoring like thunder and fell asleep!
Uh-huh, uh-huh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, just as Feng Ziyue took advantage, Lan Feixia fell asleep, and she just hummed angrily.
Hmph, disappointment.
He got up and went to the door to look at the starry sky, he got angry when he thought of Lan Feixia's tigress, and returned to the bedside, he had to take advantage of her drunk, otherwise, he wouldn't be able to vent his anger.
Sitting on the bedside, he said, "Call me Second Uncle, quickly call me Second Uncle."
Lan Feixia was snoring like thunder, and there was no reason to stop him. Angrily, Feng Ziyue stretched out his hand to slap her on the mouth, and raised his palm to a distance of centimeters from Lan Feixia's face. The wind comes from the moon.
Feng Ziyue was so scared that she was dumbfounded and trembling, oh my god, oh my god, don't get me wrong, I'm killing mosquitoes for you.
Lan Feixia stared straight at him without saying a word.
Feng Ziyue couldn't figure out what Lan Feixia's routine was, so she gritted her teeth and stomped her feet to fight it out. It seemed that if she didn't bleed, the other party couldn't stop. Let her show her power and suffer herself!
He slapped himself on the mouth in a row, very loudly, his face was swollen, and he found that Lan Feixia was still looking directly at him.
Feng Ziyue said in a daze, I really didn't mean to attack you just now, I was slapping myself, you watched, and slapped myself more than a dozen mouths in a row.
Lan Feixia fell asleep with a bang.
Feng Ziyue suddenly realized when she saw that she was really asleep. Damn, this guy is sleepwalking, and he hit himself for nothing!
Grandma, who was short-legged, bared her teeth, covered her mouth and stared, "We must take revenge."
Feng Ziyue got up and went to the window to look at the dark night, no one was peeping, returned to the head of the bed, pointed at Lan Feixia's nose and said, "Call my second uncle a hundred times, hurry up, otherwise, I won't be polite."
"Second uncle, second uncle, second uncle..." Lan Feixia shouted obediently.
Feng Ziyue finally took a breath and got up and went to the east room to sleep.
In the early morning, birds singing and flowers fragrant in the valley of the tomb, the sun is warm, Feng Ziyue is awakened by a woman's voice, she gets up and goes to the west room to see Lan Feixia is still calling for the second uncle.
Hong Touhong led more than a dozen of his subordinates to stand in front of the bed and stare at Lan Feixia in a daze, not daring to touch him. When they found out that she was not dead, they kept calling Second Uncle.
Feng Daxia saw that she seemed to be going crazy, and kept calling for the second uncle.
"Well, you are in trouble. The wine you gave her yesterday must be fake wine. She is alcoholic and will wake up later. If you don't die, you will be disabled."
Feng Ziyue deliberately scares Hongtohong and them, these guys are really hateful, they betrayed themselves yesterday, and they are afraid of death!
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